Norm Macdonald Best of Non Sequitur Jokes

  • Published: 24 February 2019
  • A non-sequitur joke sincerely has no explanation, but it reflects the idiosyncrasies, mental frames and alternative world of the particular comic persona.

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Comments • 597

  • I'm not Norm
    I'm not Norm   7 months back

    Norm Squinting T-shirt @Kim T. :

    • kirkstable
      kirkstable  2 weeks back

      @The Fallen That's some kinda Eastern European humor there?

    • sir loin
      sir loin  4 weeks back

      @The Fallen I just fell out of my chair, I can't believe how funny you should write a book.

    • The Fallen
      The Fallen  2 months back

      I'm not Norm Hey Norm. You have a smelly pussy.

    • EvansDad8791
      EvansDad8791  6 months back

      I absolutley love how you snuck in the Frank Stallone bit in the middle, given that the other video featuring ONLY Frank Stallone was deleted. You serve the great Norm well, it's genius buddy, thanks.

    • Tom Bombadil
      Tom Bombadil  7 months back

      If it looked like Norm, I would buy it

  • Ron Wolf
    Ron Wolf  9 hours back


    • Joseph Triplett
      Joseph Triplett  17 hours back

      ahhhh norm

      • None of Your business
        None of Your business  2 days back

        That Frank Stallone must be a real prick.

        • IronmanM
          IronmanM  3 days back

          So we Germans love David least that's what we Germans would have you believe...

          • Sirc Adlab
            Sirc Adlab  5 days back

            More relevant now strangely

            • Weltschmerz
              Weltschmerz  6 days back

              Why this "or so the Germans would have us believe"? What happended at that time between Germany and the USA? Why this running gag? I am so curious.
              And yes, I loved David Hasselhoff on Knight Rider when I was young.
              But it is a popular joke in Germany that David Hasselhoff thinks he tore down the wall by singing his song "I've been looking for freedom" and is proud that he created the German reunification.

              • jrbisc99
                jrbisc99  1 weeks back

                It seems that he picked up on the "hate rich old white dudes" long before it was super mainstream haha

                • Gustav Gnöttgen
                  Gustav Gnöttgen  1 weeks back

                  I'm german and yes, it's true.

                  • PeJaDal
                    PeJaDal  2 weeks back

                    I don't even know who frank stallone is. I'm 16. Hell idek who norm is. You could replace frank stallone with any other name and I'd assume I was supposed to laugh.

                    • chrishin22
                      chrishin22  2 weeks back

                      The 128 dislikes were done guessed it, Frank Stallone.

                      ...Or so the Germans would have you believe.

                      • SovietOnion
                        SovietOnion  2 weeks back

                        Norm MacDonald: bringing the *real* news.

                        • Pól Réamonn
                          Pól Réamonn  3 weeks back

                          The "german shephards" killed me.

                          • John Moyle
                            John Moyle  3 weeks back

                            Can’t imagine why the president of NBC didn’t find him funny and fired him.

                            • Ray Chambers
                              Ray Chambers  3 weeks back

                              I'm British what did Frank Stallone do apart from being sly's brother?

                            • Terrible Crayon
                              Terrible Crayon  3 weeks back

                              And who is the funniest man alive? You guessed It: Norm McDonald. And, coming close in second, Don Rickles. The reason for the clarification? Frank Stallone.

                              • Mike kirock
                                Mike kirock  3 weeks back

                                Norm style joke: In Australia last week a German couple camping by a river was attacked by a crocodile. The couple managed to beat it off and call for help. Mean while in Canada a German couple camping in the Rockies mountains was attacked by a grizzly bear. The couple managed to off the bear and call for help. It just goes to prove my theory that Germans love camps. Now let's concentrate on what I'm saying. Two German couples last week are camping, they love camps, that's all I'm saying.

                                • James Holbrook
                                  James Holbrook  3 weeks back

                                  You know those white men jokes would kill now

                                  • Darryl Wayne
                                    Darryl Wayne  3 weeks back

                                    Norm isn’t even that funny a lot of the times people just suck him

                                    • CaptainGinyu
                                      CaptainGinyu  3 weeks back

                                      norm macdonald predicted modern late night in 1997, holy shit

                                      • Max Stirner
                                        Max Stirner  3 weeks back

                                        Something tells me that Norm has a problem with Frank Stallone... or so the Germans would have us believe!

                                        • Live from the Sky Cabin

                                          Look out Germans, Frank Stallone and Rich old white men, Norm is coming for you!

                                          • Jett Rink
                                            Jett Rink  4 weeks back

                                            Only one other President has equaled the tremendous accomplishments of Barack Obama... you guessed it:
                                            Frank Stallone.

                                            • jonman petruci
                                              jonman petruci  4 weeks back

                                              Someone hacked my phone last week and I finally figured out who it is ! You guessed it Frank Stallone

                                              • Eugene R
                                                Eugene R  1 months back

                                                Where does Norm gets the ideas for these non sequiters from?

                                                • James Bancroft
                                                  James Bancroft  1 months back

                                                  I love how his second, third, fourth, etc. jokes are satires of politically correct satire

                                                  • Nater K
                                                    Nater K  1 months back

                                                    Germans love David Hasselhoff...

                                                    Or so the Germans would have us believe

                                                    • James Sins
                                                      James Sins  1 months back

                                                      Society is to stupid to understand who the villain is. Norm is just the messenger

                                                      • Geo Dez
                                                        Geo Dez  1 months back

                                                        Yeah! [email protected]#% old rich white guys!

                                                        • xmbovlogs
                                                          xmbovlogs  2 months back

                                                          now I don't know if david hasselhoff is a history buff

                                                          • Sir Lucius Crabtree III
                                                            Sir Lucius Crabtree III  2 months back

                                                            Applaud Now

                                                            • ew Cash
                                                              ew Cash  2 months back

                                                              Some of these seem like they need an answer maybe a question but at least a little bit of a poke

                                                              • THEsuperCourier
                                                                THEsuperCourier  2 months back

                                                                This doesn't follow. I don't get it. And I certainly didn't come here to have sex with ol' Harold Delaney.

                                                                • jony fish
                                                                  jony fish  2 months back

                                                                  Yea sure norm "rich white guys" notice when people like Epstein or Weinstein get caught and then their white guys but other times their jewish.

                                                                  • dror denebom
                                                                    dror denebom  2 months back

                                                                    You guessed it, Frank's a clone.

                                                                    • Alpesh Joshi
                                                                      Alpesh Joshi  2 months back

                                                                      Canadian comedians r the best

                                                                      • Karen Buckey
                                                                        Karen Buckey  2 months back

                                                                        Wait, hold the fort!

                                                                        Frank Sallone is dead.

                                                                        We don't speak ill of the dead.

                                                                        • John Jr Murphy
                                                                          John Jr Murphy  1 months back

                                                                          Or so the Germans would have us believe. 🤔

                                                                      • James Buckey
                                                                        James Buckey  2 months back

                                                                        Let's not speak ill of the dead. I know I don't.

                                                                        • That's Controversial
                                                                          That's Controversial  2 months back

                                                                          This guy's got the catchiest non-catchphrases in town!

                                                                          • Bob Smith
                                                                            Bob Smith  2 months back

                                                                            2:21 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻 Murdoch????

                                                                            • Corky DeLarge
                                                                              Corky DeLarge  2 months back

                                                                              Richard Simmons is really, really gay....or so the Germans would have us believe they love David Hasselhoff as much guessed it

                                                                              I dont know some Austrian guy or something.

                                                                              • Lucas's Comedy Channel
                                                                                Lucas's Comedy Channel  2 months back

                                                                                I am the king of non-sequiturs

                                                                                • Wolfdragon92584
                                                                                  Wolfdragon92584  2 months back

                                                                                  Norm's anti-jokes are funnier than most folks' regular jokes.

                                                                                  • mbolduc
                                                                                    mbolduc  2 months back

                                                                                    "A non-sequitur joke sincerely has no explanation, but it reflects the idiosyncrasies, mental frames and alternative world of the particular comic persona." Or so Frank Stallone would have us believe

                                                                                    • devani 9
                                                                                      devani 9  2 months back

                                                                                      People would be applauding now more than ever

                                                                                      • Kurt Maxwell
                                                                                        Kurt Maxwell  2 months back

                                                                                        Is Non Sequitur a fancy way of saying 'not funny'?

                                                                                        • Pete
                                                                                          Pete  2 months back

                                                                                          I feel like most people don't understand the humor in the beginning. He is not making fun of white men. He is making fun of people who control the media and believe that white men are the problem. This is most of the reason why the liberal media outcast him because the "evil white man" is the most important agenda they push.

                                                                                          • Mibbitmaker
                                                                                            Mibbitmaker  2 months back

                                                                                            Non Sequitur, which proves my theory: Old white guys love Frank Stallone, or so David Hasselhoff would have Richard Simmons believe, you guessed it, Germans.
                                                                                            ....Yeah, but he's a good guy.