Monday Morning Podcast 4-22-19

  • Published: 23 April 2019
  • Bill rambles about militant vegans, God Bless America, and adult circumcisions.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 481

  • furrnandough
    furrnandough  2 weeks back


    • Steve T
      Steve T  2 months back

      How do you put up with that anoying racist you Call a wife?

      • elaine mcginty
        elaine mcginty  2 months back

        Al leave you tube. You don’t seem too read what I write... a don’t give a fuck. As I’m a fresh man

        • LEAD BELLY
          LEAD BELLY  3 months back

          The Beastie Boys Book is ch check it out!

          • High3rThanNASA
            High3rThanNASA  4 months back

            You gotta turn the TV off when doing a podcast, Bill. Feel free to talk NFL all day, but I couldn't care less about Hockey. Lol.

            • TheKhal
              TheKhal  4 months back

              For the life of me I do not know what Bill sees in Nia. (Yes, he's mentioned as nauseam how "cool" she is, but there's not much redeeming about her personality, that's just me though)

              • Huge Chrome Peach
                Huge Chrome Peach  4 months back

                10:45 To be married to such a cosmopolitan SJW cunt. Jeesus

                • koslim
                  koslim  5 months back

                  1 hour video and put 20 ads? Wtf?

                  • scabbarae
                    scabbarae  5 months back

                    The wife of the guy around 1:04:00 probably can't go to HR about her boss hitting on her because they usually fire both parties sight unseen.

                    • Smwad 710
                      Smwad 710  5 months back

                      Man I’d love it if Bill could announce a game alongside Andy Brinkley and Jack Edwards.

                      • colin croft
                        colin croft  5 months back

                        i work on a chicken farm and i have never once seen a chicken with its beak cut off and the steroids are in the chicken feed

                        • Djahim Leon
                          Djahim Leon  5 months back

                          Hey bill i love ur shit but Fuck bruins

                          • Soldier for Christ
                            Soldier for Christ  5 months back

                            Bill became neutered when he got married. I'm disappointed.

                            • Mrnitti196
                              Mrnitti196  5 months back

                              Complaining about the sex noise coming from your neighbor's house shows you're actually bitter about your own sex life

                              • Tony Chaez
                                Tony Chaez  5 months back

                                At at least 10 beers in and this is still hilarious. Bill you're not missing out tho. I'm just just gonna wake up with a fucking hangover so I guess you win

                                • david jones
                                  david jones  5 months back

                                  circumcision is genital mutilation

                                  • Dan St-Fernando
                                    Dan St-Fernando  5 months back

                                    he's become the male amy schumer...we will miss him

                                    • Scarmiglione
                                      Scarmiglione  5 months back

                                      Nia joined in. I'm out.

                                      • RYKIEL BEYA
                                        RYKIEL BEYA  5 months back

                                        4:47 bill doing the Indian accent is the greatest thing I've heard 😭😭😭😭

                                        • Johnny Rambo
                                          Johnny Rambo  5 months back

                                          Im in new paltz right now, who the fuck is this pussy. im on a weeny hunt

                                          • MayBach Yard
                                            MayBach Yard  5 months back

                                            Militant Vegans 😂😂😂

                                            • SkinnerTBD
                                              SkinnerTBD  5 months back

                                              they bought vinyl pants and made jim wear them instead of his leather ones because he stank so bad.

                                              • cdanielh128
                                                cdanielh128  5 months back

                                                I was a Bruins fan for not reason other than they were one of the first teams in hockey I ever saw. Then Dallas picked up the North Stars and what do you know Texas has a hockey team. Never saw that coming. Both my teams did great in the first round and I couldn't be happier. Honestly I used to watch Football and Basketball growing up, who didn't. My family is huge sports fans, big Cowboys, Texans rivalry between my parents, but man when I found hockey it was all over. I know some of the rules in football were needed but some of that shit man, they are crying because they make millions and could blow out a knee, in the mean time people are dying trying to make a few thousand dollars on a crab boat. Hockey players are out there with fractured wrists and broken collar bones hoping they can play out the season and not get laid up too bad. Whats not to love, its one of the last bastions of men going and being men in a competitive sport. It's a thing of beauty.

                                                • iDerpHD
                                                  iDerpHD  5 months back

                                                  how are you supposed to find a podcast with something that interests you if all of them are just labeled by which date the podcasts were made or whether it was recorded during the morning or afternoon of said date pls fix

                                                  • Captain Jack D Ripper
                                                    Captain Jack D Ripper  5 months back

                                                    It means Solomon, wise guy!😆

                                                    • Cameron Payne
                                                      Cameron Payne  5 months back

                                                      Good news Bill, one punch man os back for season 2

                                                      • Sean Michael
                                                        Sean Michael  5 months back

                                                        This podcast is absolute trash now. Everyone knows when Nia is on the episode is garbage and unfunny as putting puppies in a blender. But the overall podcast is boring, slow, lacks content and just plain sucks. Bills last specials was abysmal as well. Not a single funny bit. The cruise ship bit was so cringeworthy i had to turn it off. His new special is going to be the same... terrible. He should have ditched this racist, feminist, untalented gold digger, years ago. She ruined him.

                                                        • Justin Lakely
                                                          Justin Lakely  5 months back

                                                          For the neighbors sex noises get the YouTube of cats having sex and blast that.

                                                          • vikas singh
                                                            vikas singh  5 months back

                                                            I also hate superhero business but I'll watch some which are different like joker

                                                            • Anabel Camacho
                                                              Anabel Camacho  5 months back

                                                              Bill Bur you are on the page one to discover where we live?

                                                               Write down ((( One ))) thing that makes you believe, that earth is flying ball in imaginary space.
                                                              Check out with real world, that we all can observe it is truth or not (?) and make a comedy about that .

                                                              Surface of water is flat and water is around all continents and islands. We sail in circles in the horizontal world with up and down <-- check if it is truth , don't take my word for it.

                                                              The truth is not imaginary and does not require to believe in ( lie does )

                                                              • udxpierre
                                                                udxpierre  5 months back

                                                                Hey Bill, my Mates and i would you to come play South Africa....Cape Town first.

                                                                • Dan Minter
                                                                  Dan Minter  5 months back

                                                                  All original, numbers matching, barn find dick...with low miles

                                                                  • DankyonPCin420p
                                                                    DankyonPCin420p  5 months back

                                                                    Can't wait to see ya in Amsterdam :D :D

                                                                    • Andreu Ferrer
                                                                      Andreu Ferrer  5 months back

                                                                      Come to Spain, you carrot pastry! Moto GP AND top tier soccer games await

                                                                      • Twobarpsi
                                                                        Twobarpsi  5 months back

                                                                        > Nia, < Bill ...

                                                                        • Lou RahKneeRi0
                                                                          Lou RahKneeRi0  5 months back

                                                                          From the weeping wall to a quarter pounder with cheeze

                                                                          • Noe Cardenas
                                                                            Noe Cardenas  5 months back

                                                                            If bill burrs kid got molested, he would take the molesters side and call her daughter a lying whore .

                                                                            • Noe Cardenas
                                                                              Noe Cardenas  5 months back

                                                                              Bill burr you stupid fuck. Look at the video of Biden practically molesting that little Asian girl you fuckin twat. You can see his hand inching in closer on her chest.

                                                                            • whisker biscuit
                                                                              whisker biscuit  5 months back

                                                                              Please run for president and save our country before it goes too shit!

                                                                              • medhat nagy
                                                                                medhat nagy  5 months back

                                                                                Someone really should introduce bill to BDS I mean Israel? Really!!? C'mon you're better than this

                                                                                • Will K - Politics/Culture

                                                                                  Do video and cut back on the ads lol

                                                                                  • Movie Nerd
                                                                                    Movie Nerd  5 months back

                                                                                    If he did video it wouldn't be a podcast.

                                                                                • TahoeJBennett
                                                                                  TahoeJBennett  5 months back

                                                                                  Brought to you by Shari's Berries ;)

                                                                                  • Byrnzie400
                                                                                    Byrnzie400  5 months back

                                                                                    Bill, why the fuck are you performing in a racist apartheid state that's murdering unarmed protestors on a weekly basis? Would you have performed in Sun City, in apartheid South Africa, too?

                                                                                    • AlHasanweryou
                                                                                      AlHasanweryou  5 months back

                                                                                      Just wanted you to know that One punch man S2 is out don't know if you watched the first one in dub or sub but dub is probably going to be another year

                                                                                      • seniorjulio
                                                                                        seniorjulio  5 months back

                                                                                        weeping wall sounds depressing....

                                                                                        • D.V.
                                                                                          D.V.  5 months back

                                                                                          Nia is super dull. Can't listen

                                                                                          • scabbarae
                                                                                            scabbarae  5 months back

                                                                                            You can't be serious--she and Bill are hilarious together. What far-left shit does she say on here? I listened to the whole thing and Bill was farther left with his presidential plans than anything.

                                                                                          • Matthew Cioffi
                                                                                            Matthew Cioffi  5 months back

                                                                                            Totally. Nia is too much of a Far Left SJW. She is a bad influence on Bill.

                                                                                        • Aarfa Ahsan
                                                                                          Aarfa Ahsan  5 months back

                                                                                          Okay here's what I'll do with Middle East, *FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!*
                                                                                          (the timing, haha!)