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  • Published: 14 October 2018
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    I think I should come out with a confession.

    Most of you saw this coming.

    This has been a rumour for weeks. Like the wind whispering past the oak trees in the green, misty forest.

    Yes, I bought all my subscribers.

    If there are comments on this video, it is because there is a bug in the system that made you self aware AND I AM NOT OKAY WITH THAT. I WILL BE CALLING THE WEED SHORTLY.

    Just kidding. Honestly, if you think I am buying subscribers, you can suck my RIGHT toe sideways at a 13 degree angle.

    Instagram: instagram.com/eits_joana/
    twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
    email: [email protected]
    cameo: apparently some of you will pay me to give you videos of me screaming for 3 hours non stop, so I will be figuring out how this new website works asap.

    Sub count: 1, 050, 101

    And once again, you guys are the best and I love you so much. This has truly been a blessing and I hope I can still do this for years to come. Love you all,

    jojo cediwa
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  • Fiona :0 :3
    Fiona :0 :3  15 hours back

    In a year u get 2m subs

    • IWillEat YouOnCamera
      IWillEat YouOnCamera  1 days back

      I swear 7:55 should have been the thumbnail

      • It's Luna
        It's Luna  2 days back

        Joana's first subscribbler must feel like a god

        • It's Luna
          It's Luna  2 days back

          Joana is so close to getting 3 million

          • Uklea1
            Uklea1  2 days back

            Ma che schifo!C'ha tossito sopra?Ma chi Γ¨ questa?πŸ€”
            Come li ha raggiunti 1ml di iscritti?!?!?πŸ€”

            • Tran Thi Thu
              Tran Thi Thu  2 days back

              bEsT sUbTiTlEs EvEr

              • Piccione. Viaggiatore
                Piccione. Viaggiatore  3 days back

                Surry "faccio 2milioni di biscotti su Minecraft"
                Joana "faccio 1milione di biscotti in real life"

                • Just Your Average Retard

                  6:12 I would laugh so hard if some druggo was following the cookie tutorial and put actual cocaine lol

                  • StormyTiger
                    StormyTiger  4 days back

                    12 shaggy hours later LEAFY FLASH BACKS

                    • Maksim Simonov
                      Maksim Simonov  4 days back

                      Omg i have that mini microphone

                      • Julie Virues
                        Julie Virues  5 days back

                        *youngblood by 5SOS in the background* yas girl

                        • γ€Œ mim 」
                          γ€Œ mim 」  5 days back

                          joana: there was flour all over the floor, i have to vacuum it up
                          also joana: *vacuums counters instead*

                          • ging3rdragon
                            ging3rdragon  5 days back

                            Yumm cookies πŸͺπŸ‘

                            • Harlie Ashworth
                              Harlie Ashworth  5 days back

                              I love your channel and I started watching you last nightπŸ˜‚β™‘

                              • Asian Star
                                Asian Star  5 days back

                                4:59 my birthday is on September 10th

                                • Ms daisy rose pet Channel

                                  Nice microphone

                                  • TafficoGacha
                                    TafficoGacha  5 days back

                                    It took me 4 years to get 100 subs πŸ˜‚

                                    • ola EspaΓ±ol
                                      ola EspaΓ±ol  5 days back

                                      11months ago: 1mil.
                                      Now: almost 3 mil

                                      • BoBosChy
                                        BoBosChy  5 days back

                                        #surry

                                        • Υ°Ξ±Ε—lΙ›Ι›Ζž

                                          πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

                                          • Kara Fowlie
                                            Kara Fowlie  5 days back

                                            Anyone watching when she almost has 3 million subs

                                            • zelis elif
                                              zelis elif  5 days back

                                              1:50


                                              What do i.smell

                                              *snifs*

                                              Childhood?

                                              • Elda
                                                Elda  5 days back

                                                holy shit this was a year ago and she grew almost 2 more million subs gurl tell me watcha doing

                                                • α—΄α–‡α–‡Oα–‡

                                                  we want *kazooz*

                                                  • Lasse Lillegaard
                                                    Lasse Lillegaard  5 days back

                                                    you are not funny

                                                    • II_ Glooby
                                                      II_ Glooby  5 days back

                                                      0:17 lmaoo

                                                      • Anjelika Mamasalieva
                                                        Anjelika Mamasalieva  5 days back

                                                        ΠšΠ°Ρ€Π°ΠΌΠ±Π°-_-

                                                        • Krazy Kara
                                                          Krazy Kara  5 days back

                                                          I has subscribed

                                                          • Tiller the clout chaser

                                                            Are we just going to ignore the fact that she’s wearing a vtech watch

                                                            • Kioko Guanrin
                                                              Kioko Guanrin  6 days back

                                                              I’m literally watching this when she’s almost at 3 million

                                                              • toxichoney
                                                                toxichoney  6 days back

                                                                0:44 *W H A T I S T H A T S O N G ?*

                                                                • natsuki kawaii
                                                                  natsuki kawaii  6 days back

                                                                  Girl you re an angel πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

                                                                  • Chicken Lover B ;P
                                                                    Chicken Lover B ;P  6 days back

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                                                                    • Adrina Angel
                                                                      Adrina Angel  6 days back

                                                                      With Captions its funny

                                                                      • Cheezy Puffs
                                                                        Cheezy Puffs  6 days back

                                                                        Off brand Emma chamberlain

                                                                        • heYitZ hannah
                                                                          heYitZ hannah  6 days back

                                                                          I’m so ready for 3 million

                                                                          • Autunm Production
                                                                            Autunm Production  6 days back

                                                                            0:18 I am triggered

                                                                            • Khadijah Kauser
                                                                              Khadijah Kauser  6 days back

                                                                              You copied mrbeast

                                                                              • Osh The Oshawott
                                                                                Osh The Oshawott  6 days back

                                                                                Why was I recommended this by YouTube?

                                                                                • anais
                                                                                  anais  6 days back

                                                                                  yay

                                                                                  • Medi Cal
                                                                                    Medi Cal  6 days back

                                                                                    Am I the only one who noticed Joana scratching her buttocks at 04:35 and again at 05:14???

                                                                                    • GamerGirl Playz
                                                                                      GamerGirl Playz  6 days back

                                                                                      I have no idea, why this was in my recommendations XD

                                                                                      • Gaming With Rayne
                                                                                        Gaming With Rayne  6 days back

                                                                                        Love the captionsπŸ˜‚β€οΈ

                                                                                        • ღ Mei ღ
                                                                                          ღ Mei ღ  6 days back

                                                                                          I don’t even have 100 :( oof

                                                                                          • stΓΈrmyedits
                                                                                            stΓΈrmyedits  6 days back

                                                                                            more cookies? *please*

                                                                                            • Tia A.
                                                                                              Tia A.  6 days back

                                                                                              Almost 3 mil whose with me

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