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  • Published: 11 March 2019
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    Imagine you are in your kitchen. You want to get a glass of water, so you grab a cup, and open your freezer. You take out your ice tray, and dump a few pieces of ice intro your cup, but a singular piece of ice falls over the side of your cup and plugs to the floor. Since there was no one else in the kitchen, you kick the piece of ice under the freezer and get on with your life.






    But what happened to that piece of ice?


    You may think it melted and evaporated, but it indeed did not. That ice cube started a cult sub-freezer. Once it was able to create a portal to another dimension, it found more of its kind and is currently planning an attack. But don’t tell them I told you.

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    With love,

    Jeorge Clooney
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  • lalalauren
    lalalauren  8 months back

    For other curious American swimmers: her 200 free was a 2:01 converted and the 100 was a 56 converted :)

  • Cirrus
    Cirrus  13 hours back

    "Too long to sprint and too long to pace yourself". YES THAT'S WHY I HATE THAT EVENT

    • twigx
      twigx  15 hours back

      Erin had severe hyperthermia. Within a day, she dropped and had hypothermia. If she had been sleepy during the meet, she had reached max severity and could have died if she decided to sleep. She's amazing.

      • Random Peep
        Random Peep  1 days back

        Joana: " It tasted like ear wax, and don't ask me how I know that "


        Me: " Don't worry, I know how it tastes too... "

        • Hdhdgdjshsh Dhhdjsshhxhx

          Ok where did you get your bedding????

          • George B
            George B  3 days back

            I'm swimming the 100 fly and then 200 IM tomorrow, send prayers 🙏🙏

            • Vickie Lavigne
              Vickie Lavigne  3 days back

              I love swimming but man is it hell 😂 I haven’t swam in a year cause I graduated and watching this makes me realize how much I miss it and also brought back all my premeet stress 😂

              • Melvin
                Melvin  4 days back

                Ik dacht echt de next Nederlandse Meme gevonden te hebben. De thumbnail, de Nederlandse titel. Dit wordt wat. Maar helaas.

                • The Tae Mullet Enthusiast

                  oh my god I thought I was the only one who nervously pooped

                  • Isabel Coddington
                    Isabel Coddington  5 days back

                    As a swimmer ( and not a particularly good one ) I know the struggles of these events and you did great

                    My coach makes me do a 500

                    • •Avïïa• .v.
                      •Avïïa• .v.  6 days back

                      Joanna: _So I’d like to rant about-_

                      Me as a Swimmer: *Y E S*

                      • Andrea Sergio
                        Andrea Sergio  6 days back

                        why a titol is in italian? ma porco diii ma non sai mettere un titolo in inglese e parlare in quel modooo

                        • Caleb Mills
                          Caleb Mills  6 days back

                          sorry i am a swimmer to and i just had a swim meet and it was prelims and finals the people that made it to finals on our swim team went to lunch and we all thought we were going to throw up at finals and i was a alternate for 2 free and swam the 2 im .

                          • angelos toledos
                            angelos toledos  6 days back

                            Your butterflyer ain't that good

                            • Jennifer Cardenas
                              Jennifer Cardenas  7 days back

                              I have a swim tomorrow and I'm nervous 😫

                              • Ave Games
                                Ave Games  1 weeks back

                                I want to know what strokes you swim. I now free and back, but do you swim breast and fly, or nah?

                                • Jeremy Towns
                                  Jeremy Towns  1 weeks back

                                  I personally call nervous pooping before a meet and at a meet, the “swim shitties”

                                  • JustAConfusedLibra
                                    JustAConfusedLibra  1 weeks back

                                    Admits to nervous pooping.... I instantly subscribed. Hi you’re my new fav YouTuber x

                                    • Maria Artalejo
                                      Maria Artalejo  1 weeks back

                                      Been there felt that

                                      • SuperSonic AssClap
                                        SuperSonic AssClap  1 weeks back

                                        Joana! Ur getting a phatty ew I’m so sorry

                                        • Alba Torres Ponce
                                          Alba Torres Ponce  1 weeks back

                                          I'm a swimmer and I don't feel ready yet to go to a swim meet, but i have vacations now and seeing this girl, makes me wanna go to the classes now! But yeah, when I think about the cold water: >:(

                                          • P E A C H Y M O O C H I

                                            I forgot I signed up for a swim meet this weekend,and I watched this video and remembered so now I’m mentally unstable

                                            • Skye Duncan
                                              Skye Duncan  1 weeks back

                                              This is who I live up to

                                              • 10,000 thousand subs without a video challenge

                                                "i dare you to paypal me your anger" I DIED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                                                • Vanilla Scone
                                                  Vanilla Scone  2 weeks back

                                                  As a swimmer, this video caused boughts of agony and prodigious degrees of suffering and calamity to my very being, because, you see, everything you said was accurate, down to the most painfully precise of intricacy.

                                                  • Sarah love yourself
                                                    Sarah love yourself  2 weeks back

                                                    Ayyyyyy March 4 is my b day

                                                    • Aims Smythe
                                                      Aims Smythe  2 weeks back

                                                      Omg the anxiety I used to get from swim meets just came back and punched me in the gut. Oh the memories and the horror 😭😱

                                                      • Astrid Hofferson
                                                        Astrid Hofferson  2 weeks back

                                                        0:00
                                                        March 4 is my bday
                                                        I AM BLESSED

                                                        • Madam _SG
                                                          Madam _SG  2 weeks back

                                                          Personally I could never ever ever

                                                          • Kj
                                                            Kj  2 weeks back

                                                            I just came back from my first swimming training for the year I FEEL LIKE A BIG BALL OF CRAP
                                                            My nose is literally burning from water coming up into my nose
                                                            My fingers hurt from getting caught on the lane ropes because I can’t swim back stroke straight

                                                            • Kareena Nicole
                                                              Kareena Nicole  2 weeks back

                                                              1.4k dislikes? Is it because of the egg in the thumbnail😔

                                                              • Jaylene Huynh
                                                                Jaylene Huynh  2 weeks back

                                                                GOOD MORNING DOGS, CATS, AND ALIENS😂😂😂😂😂

                                                                • Megha Gokulnath
                                                                  Megha Gokulnath  2 weeks back

                                                                  1:09





                                                                  SHES A FELLOW POTTERHEAD, IN THE 4TH BOOK

                                                                  • samichh
                                                                    samichh  2 weeks back

                                                                    i have a swim meet in EXACTLY 9 hours and one minute

                                                                    • ava vantuyle
                                                                      ava vantuyle  2 weeks back

                                                                      I laughed so hard that my mom thought I was crying

                                                                      • P I T I C A
                                                                        P I T I C A  2 weeks back

                                                                        vorbești romana?

                                                                        • Mahina Crowley
                                                                          Mahina Crowley  2 weeks back

                                                                          i related to this video on a personal level....i feel you


                                                                          THE 200 METER FREE MAKE NO SCENSEEE!!!the pool is ice cold...and race suits feel as if they are suffocating your lungs

                                                                          • Sanchia Playz
                                                                            Sanchia Playz  2 weeks back

                                                                            Chicken boobs or Chicken BREAST

                                                                            • This is a name
                                                                              This is a name  2 weeks back

                                                                              for my swim meets we usually have like 6-7 events per swim meet. (our swim meets are every week)
                                                                              Idk bout you guys but at my swim meets we all set up pop-up tents like right next to each other and it's freaking crowded
                                                                              I dont mind swim meets because my friends just sit down and play card games and talk until our even comes up.
                                                                              but we also swim outside instead of inside. It's all fun and games until you hear the announcer say "heat ___ to the ready bench". For you guys who dont have a ready bench or dont know what it is its where the announcer calls your heat and you go to this big tent (it's not actually really big) and there are benches or chairs and there are rows of them. each row has a heat. and when you get to the top row that's when you slowly die inside because your next and have to have a very quiet panic attack. so that's my swim meet 😅 (Why have I given 8 years of my life to this I really dont know somebody help ok bye-)

                                                                              • Millie
                                                                                Millie  2 weeks back

                                                                                ah yes, I love the smell of cherry wax strips in cameras

                                                                                • Chubby Panda
                                                                                  Chubby Panda  2 weeks back

                                                                                  I have a swim meet in like a week and I’ve been freaking out about for a about a month. Tbh right now I’m starting to have a panic attack and I would love some support from some people other then my friends 😰😰

                                                                                  • Chubby Panda
                                                                                    Chubby Panda  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Levnerad I have a few kinds of anxiety, and I take anti-anxiety meds for them and I go to therapy. Whenever I have a meet my anxiety spikes but I try my best not to let it control me

                                                                                  • Levnerad
                                                                                    Levnerad  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Chubby Panda
                                                                                    That different type of anxiety than I experienced. But If you want to learn how to get rid of social anxiety one of the best things you can do is read about how other people cured it. Reddit communities and certain books helped me alot

                                                                                  • Chubby Panda
                                                                                    Chubby Panda  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Levnerad I love swimming but meets just stress me out. Mostly because of how many people are there. I’m an introvert so people can be a lot for me at times

                                                                                  • Levnerad
                                                                                    Levnerad  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Some people don’t get any anxiety from swim meets others get a lot. Same goes for other sports like boxing and is the reason not everyone can be successful

                                                                                  • Levnerad
                                                                                    Levnerad  2 weeks back

                                                                                    If swimming is that anxiety inducing you might wanna think about quiting and be good at something else. I had the same problem and feel like I developed an anxiety disorder from all the stress I experienced anticipating my races.

                                                                                • {CosmicSpirit}
                                                                                  {CosmicSpirit}  2 weeks back

                                                                                  The thumbnail remind me of it's Wednesday my dudes

                                                                                  • {CosmicSpirit}
                                                                                    {CosmicSpirit}  2 weeks back

                                                                                    AYEEEEEEEEEE

                                                                                    • Ellany Fernandez
                                                                                      Ellany Fernandez  2 weeks back

                                                                                      You're very weird (the best kind of weird) and that's one of the main reasons I watch your videos.

                                                                                      • Emmi Weinhaus
                                                                                        Emmi Weinhaus  2 weeks back

                                                                                        “No no that’s just perfect,that’s fantastic, that’s great,I love that for me,I love that for you, I love that for everyone on God’s green earth!” 😂

                                                                                        • Abigail Kennedy
                                                                                          Abigail Kennedy  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Honestly as a British swimmer warm up is literally hell on earthhhh I relateeeee

                                                                                          • Sam Lancianese
                                                                                            Sam Lancianese  1 weeks back

                                                                                            Not hating, but why is you being from Britain relevant?

                                                                                        • Mae Asmr
                                                                                          Mae Asmr  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Broooo I love being on the swim team I am the strongest freestyler on the team

                                                                                          • Kendall Vlogz
                                                                                            Kendall Vlogz  2 weeks back

                                                                                            Swimmers:

                                                                                            Non swimmers: how do they get out of the water. That wall is so high

                                                                                            • Kayte Button
                                                                                              Kayte Button  4 days back

                                                                                              10,000 thousand subs without a video challenge SAME MY LAST SWIM MEET I FREAKING TOUCHED EVERY PAD TO FINISH THE LAP AND THE DUDE YELLED AT ME SINSBSNSJ

                                                                                            • Wizened Pluto
                                                                                              Wizened Pluto  6 days back

                                                                                              The Hag yeah but if you’re a swimmer you’re probably tired after the set

                                                                                            • 10,000 thousand subs without a video challenge
                                                                                              10,000 thousand subs without a video challenge  7 days back

                                                                                              @The Hag you do not know the struggle you mortal

                                                                                            • The Hag
                                                                                              The Hag  2 weeks back

                                                                                              don’t you just push yourself up? I mean it is easier if you are underwater

                                                                                            • This is a name
                                                                                              This is a name  2 weeks back

                                                                                              @10,000 thousand subs without a video challenge same im too short