Bill Burr - Monster Scene

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  • Published: 22 May 2019
  • Bill Burr talks about this one scene from the movie, "Monster."

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 453

  • Mike Cronis
    Mike Cronis  1 weeks back

    Nice. Charlize Theron did a decent job here for sure, but I sided with the Law-Firm putting her in her place. She could have picked something a LITTLE less lofty of course, perhaps secretary to a local propane-tank distribution company or something instead of the dog-eat-dog legal system. Hank Hill would have hired her.

    • Big Ding
      Big Ding  2 weeks back

      She looks like Jon Voight in a dress.

      • STuG37
        STuG37  2 months back

        What happened to her eyebrows?

        • Tony Che
          Tony Che  2 months back

          Кристина Ричи хороша))))бро

          • 123sublimelife
            123sublimelife  2 months back

            😆

            • Nick Slouka
              Nick Slouka  3 months back

              You get molested, they get molested, everyone gets molested!

              • Big Ole357!
                Big Ole357!  3 months back

                That was a great movie and someone stole my dvd.

                • قناة العربي الشاملة

                  I love your thinking

                  • Blue Clouds
                    Blue Clouds  3 months back

                    Bill is right; we all have been molested during our childhoods. If u say u weren't, you're lying. Being molested is a part of life, for both females & males, and in all our entire lives. I'm still being molested few times here n there, and I'm an adult male.

                    • §paethon
                      §paethon  3 months back

                      The only thing I liked about Monster...it was in Florida because that's my state. The true story however, Aileen Wuornos was a piece of shit who wanted to kill. Robbing was just a bonus. Fuck Hollywood.

                      • Brian White
                        Brian White  3 months back

                        Bill did a really good job playing that roll. I imagine it was somewhat difficult to play a female.

                        • Jordan Peterson fan 2019
                          Jordan Peterson fan 2019  4 months back

                          Halle Barry jerking off

                          • Damian Luch
                            Damian Luch  4 months back

                            Bill, ok, ok apparently you don't like 'complicated' movies - i'll bet 'Dumb & Dumber' is more your style

                            • Gene Jamieson
                              Gene Jamieson  4 months back

                              A women is a serial killer: A sympathetic story of what abuse can do to a human being. A man is a serial killer: Abuse is no excuse, execute this creep.

                              • mickey rat
                                mickey rat  4 months back

                                She killed a cop, she’s good in my book.

                                • pm
                                  pm  4 months back

                                  Fuck u

                              • Muff
                                Muff  4 months back

                                Whenever i search "monster dong" on porn sites I always get that halle berry sex scene.

                                • John Shanley
                                  John Shanley  4 months back

                                  Don't keep counting it blow it, your simple money

                                  • Martin Kelleher
                                    Martin Kelleher  4 months back

                                    Hard to disagree. Theron is good though. A very telling and more honest film is Nick Broomfields documentary on Wournos herself.

                                    • the shit show !
                                      the shit show !  4 months back

                                      in a way the end put a pit in my stomach cause i honestly have been treated like dog shit im a damn engineer i fix computers and various other things im smarter than the fuckin usual human being. but when i go in for a job a decent fuckin job im told no and then someone with no fuckin experience walks in behind me and gets told yes . fuck off

                                      • Chris Summers
                                        Chris Summers  4 months back

                                        So fucking true.

                                        • etienne fourie
                                          etienne fourie  4 months back

                                          Charlize did a brilliant job though!!

                                          • Beany 57
                                            Beany 57  4 months back

                                            The actress in fucking nuttier than the woman she portrays...

                                            • finnibert lunchiken
                                              finnibert lunchiken  4 months back

                                              The biggest victim is the biggest hero. Make yourself into a victim and you have all the power to do whatever you want right or wrong. Marxist ideology gone astray. You can take the most honest, genuinine person ever and convince then they've been lied to, cheated and duped, ridiculed and used and they will end up the coldest blooded killer ever. Just feed people this stuff until their rage is all stoked and you'll have absolute chaos instead of civility and order.

                                              • Dino Legovich
                                                Dino Legovich  4 months back

                                                South
                                                Y stupid fuckwit

                                                • N8one _
                                                  N8one _  4 months back

                                                  Whatever happened to Bill I'm sorry

                                                  • bigbadb10
                                                    bigbadb10  4 months back

                                                    Totally boring movie, The Executioners Song about Gary Gilmore was so superior.

                                                    • Aus Tronaut
                                                      Aus Tronaut  4 months back

                                                      Idk how shitty the movie was, but the woman it was based in really did have a fucking horrible life, the kind of life that turns people into killers.

                                                      • Pinecone Party
                                                        Pinecone Party  4 months back

                                                        What is amazing is how they made such a smoking hot actress look so awful. And it’s actually an ok movie. Not as good as monsters inc tho. Lol

                                                        • IamJeona
                                                          IamJeona  4 months back

                                                          I saw the movie, it was not factual, Theron did an awesome job, why the fuck Ricci played Ty I have no clue, and it's 2019. Didn't Aileen say we were going to get hit by a rock this year? I think I saw somewhere that an asteroid was passing us by pretty soon...….?

                                                          • Future Widow
                                                            Future Widow  4 months back

                                                            You need to write a book on things you fucking hate.

                                                            • Haray caray
                                                              Haray caray  4 months back

                                                              Lol

                                                              • 8 c
                                                                8 c  4 months back

                                                                Never seen it, but I already don't want to now. Good analysis here, gave me a good laugh

                                                                • 8 c
                                                                  8 c  4 months back

                                                                  LOL!!!!!!!

                                                                  • 8 c
                                                                    8 c  4 months back

                                                                    LOL

                                                                    • willieboy3011 Jonas
                                                                      willieboy3011 Jonas  4 months back

                                                                      The real Wournos was serial killer who murdered at least 7 men. She looked like a NFL linebacker physically, had an ugly face, and was a man-hating narrcist to the core. Hollywood portrayed her as the attractive poor, misunderstood, and abused lesbian. Never trust Hollywood with History!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                      • dick rambone
                                                                        dick rambone  4 months back

                                                                        Burr for president !!

                                                                        • Joshua Ferrari
                                                                          Joshua Ferrari  4 months back

                                                                          That was weak 😂😂

                                                                          • Night-Prowler
                                                                            Night-Prowler  4 months back

                                                                            00:53— There’s a dose of hard reality to those who have awoken from their drugged induced state.

                                                                            • Jon M
                                                                              Jon M  4 months back

                                                                              So did you like the movie?? Bahahaha

                                                                              • Zeus
                                                                                Zeus  4 months back

                                                                                *Eyebrows have left the chat*

                                                                                • James Konzek
                                                                                  James Konzek  4 months back

                                                                                  well put bill, well put. They should make a sympathetic movie about a serial killer that whakcs hookers, hookers that look exactly like her. Everyday the poor guy comes home to a psychopathic wife that verbally beats him to a pulp. the fucking feminists would have a protesting heyday on that one.

                                                                                  • Joe Shaloom
                                                                                    Joe Shaloom  4 months back

                                                                                    This is stupid rant, he should focus on something relevant or funny

                                                                                    • UnYin99
                                                                                      UnYin99  4 months back

                                                                                      Also If you think the Johns and other men in this move are "cartoonish" then you don't get around much, do you Bill?

                                                                                      • UnYin99
                                                                                        UnYin99  4 months back

                                                                                        She just needs a little foundation, eyeliner and lipstick and she'd get the job. Eyebrows! She needs to draw on some eyebrows too.

                                                                                        • Stuart Ashbourne-Martin
                                                                                          Stuart Ashbourne-Martin  4 months back

                                                                                          And I think you're an a******

                                                                                          • 007Vergara
                                                                                            007Vergara  4 months back

                                                                                            Based on aileen wuornos. Her documentary is better

                                                                                            • Victoria Welch
                                                                                              Victoria Welch  4 months back

                                                                                              😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

                                                                                              • hello jaja
                                                                                                hello jaja  4 months back

                                                                                                Writing funny jokes is harder than writing a tragic movie.