Why Some Cops Become Cops - Kyle Kinane


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  • chris scorpio
    chris scorpio  6 hours back

    He sounds like X-Pac.

    • mrfester42
      mrfester42  8 hours back

      This guy's just not funny.

      • Cora Story
        Cora Story  13 hours back

        I relate - couches are free till important life stuff happens

        • Jose Chaparro
          Jose Chaparro  17 hours back

          Kinane is a total master. beautiful set.

          • Gyle41386
            Gyle41386  1 days back

            Few wildcards running around lmfao

            • Jeffrey Tanguay
              Jeffrey Tanguay  1 days back

              Got designated to be the "Cop Guy" at a party in college and decided to wear my "I Shaved My Balls for This?" T-Shirt. After a few hours when the knock came
              "Hey man, nice shirt *pokes partner who agrees* gonna need to have your guests leave. Coolest five minutes with a cop I'd ever spent. Saw him a few more times that year and each time it was the same re-intro "Hey, it's the dude with the shirt". They're humans that can legally kill you, but if you can relate or make them laugh, it could go a long way

              • Suspiro del Moro
                Suspiro del Moro  1 days back

                “We’re not gonna be psychos tonight” 🤣🤣🤣

                • Aaron Vanterpool-Bey
                  Aaron Vanterpool-Bey  1 days back

                  Do we have drugs? Do we have drugs!!!

                  • Dean Chauvin
                    Dean Chauvin  2 days back

                    They're seriously depraved satinists. That's why they're "cops".

                    • Robert Maria
                      Robert Maria  2 days back

                      I yawned alot

                      • Greasy Style
                        Greasy Style  2 days back

                        I like how he knows real life shit

                        • Mike Martinez
                          Mike Martinez  2 days back

                          does anyone know the style of that hat ?

                          • Scorpio
                            Scorpio  2 days back


                            • ben parrish
                              ben parrish  2 days back


                              • Samuel Morales
                                Samuel Morales  2 days back

                                He really gives me hanibal burress vibes and i like it lol

                                • Rat Bat Nuff Time
                                  Rat Bat Nuff Time  2 days back

                                  Guns have an importance to the American psyche that no one else from another country understands.

                                  • L J
                                    L J  23 hours back

                                    @Rat Bat Nuff Time well owning firearms is not a privlage it's a right. A right that was put into the constitution as protection for the people againt tyrannical government, pretty much the whole reason the Revolutionary War was fought. I will agree that there are irresponsible owners however the vast majority or gun crime is from people who obtain them illegally. If you give up freedom for temporary safety you deserve neither.

                                  • Rat Bat Nuff Time
                                    Rat Bat Nuff Time  23 hours back

                                    @L J "freedom" does not mean the right to be irresponsible with your privelege to the detriment of others. This is why the second ammendment deserves to be struck out of the US constitution.

                                  • L J
                                    L J  23 hours back

                                    Yes, it's called freedom.

                                • Real Dre Mode
                                  Real Dre Mode  2 days back


                                  • Clay Cassin
                                    Clay Cassin  3 days back

                                    That was some of the most unfunny "humor" I have ever been tortured by.

                                    • ronnie caple
                                      ronnie caple  3 days back

                                      i guess ill have to be the one that mentions the awesome hat kyle is wearing. i really want that hat. hes totally bringing back the "stylish fisherman" look.

                                      • Adaś Konartist
                                        Adaś Konartist  3 days back

                                        On time I was waiting on line for a Travis Scott concert. There a was a cop posted my the line and I asked him why he became a cop. Dude straight up told me he’s only doing this so he can retire in 20 years, live off his pension, move to Colorado and smoke weed. What a legend

                                        • Marcus Freeman
                                          Marcus Freeman  3 days back

                                          MAKE THIS SPECIAL AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE!

                                          • Roland Deschain
                                            Roland Deschain  3 days back

                                            Um....they only let you become a cop if you have a LOW IQ.

                                            • Christopher Jones
                                              Christopher Jones  3 days back

                                              His pancakes on a plane bit is one of the funniest I've ever heard

                                              • Spinning Back Kick
                                                Spinning Back Kick  3 days back

                                                Damn white people's cop stories go way differently then black people's.

                                                • Becca Boo
                                                  Becca Boo  3 days back

                                                  Gosh I got such a crush on this guy...ex ginger/blonde...bearded, sarcastic and funny...dream guy 😂 lmao
                                                  Don’t judge me haha

                                                  • lil derpy panda
                                                    lil derpy panda  3 days back

                                                    U guys are cool, guy died upstairs!😂🤣👏

                                                    • hold your breath apocalypse

                                                      fake ass laughs from the 70's

                                                      • hold your breath apocalypse

                                                        the audio is fake. this gay

                                                        • Akeem Rizk
                                                          Akeem Rizk  4 days back

                                                          I like this style. That crazy uncle with tons of stories, except he can actually deliver them with a punchline.

                                                          • Chris Zepeda
                                                            Chris Zepeda  4 days back


                                                            • Chris Martin
                                                              Chris Martin  4 days back

                                                              FUCK THE POLICE

                                                              • Jerry Johnson II
                                                                Jerry Johnson II  4 days back

                                                                LMAO !!!!!!!!!!

                                                                • VinnieDrawsART
                                                                  VinnieDrawsART  4 days back

                                                                  That set was a masterpiece. Kyle kinane is too notch.

                                                                  • Edward Franklin
                                                                    Edward Franklin  4 days back

                                                                    Now that's the kind of cop I want at my parties!

                                                                    • Mike L
                                                                      Mike L  4 days back

                                                                      This dude is a boring and unthreatening version of Stanhope.

                                                                      • keyman keys
                                                                        keyman keys  4 days back

                                                                        Talking to a biker Warlocks mc I was on vacation , he was just chatting away , even invites me to a party . Biker asks " So what do you do man " … I work for the Sheriff dept . " Oh shit man , I can't tell you that stuff " ….. Its cool , I am on vacation …. " The one time I talk any about the club and its a cop " In his defense I was wearing a doo rag , ear ring and have a lot of ink .

                                                                        • Alex Middleton
                                                                          Alex Middleton  4 days back

                                                                          Fuck the goddamn police

                                                                          • FilbieTron
                                                                            FilbieTron  4 days back

                                                                            Absolute legend, love this man

                                                                            • Freud '
                                                                              Freud '  4 days back

                                                                              white comedy isn't as funny

                                                                              • Michael Mullins
                                                                                Michael Mullins  4 days back

                                                                                I love this

                                                                                • Kyle
                                                                                  Kyle  4 days back

                                                                                  what the fuck is this shit lmao... yall laugh at this? had the blankest face entire time

                                                                                  • G Nk
                                                                                    G Nk  4 days back

                                                                                    I'd say it is about 15% - 30% depending on how chill/cool you need them to be to just be some guy.

                                                                                    I was once pulled over by a cop when I was going 20 over, didn't have my license, brake light was out and my seat belt didn't work (I was like 19).

                                                                                    I was really friendly to the cop and he asked me why... I told him if I threw a hissy fit would it change anything? I also told him I came that way because the area was really nice to speed (hilly with lots of turns) and I had just taken a hitchhiker home after his car broke down...laughing about how Karma forgot about me.

                                                                                    So the cop goes to his car comes back thanks me for my attitude gave me a ticket for going 9 over ignores everything else and tells me the rest of the road is clear. Basically, he needed to make his quota he already called it in so he had to give me something... and told me I could speed as much as I wanted to further down the road.

                                                                                    Nice guy... that or he was trying to get me killed as I did have a broken seat belt.

                                                                                    Anyhow unless a cop gets in your face I've found that treating them like they are your best friend who you've just haven't seen in a while really makes them more likely to give you a break. Now if they're a prick... just give them the yes sir no sir and look like you've learned your lesson cause this is all just about the power to them.

                                                                                    • only g
                                                                                      only g  4 days back


                                                                                      • kaf051
                                                                                        kaf051  4 days back

                                                                                        Kyle tells the best stories.

                                                                                        • Richard Lionhardt
                                                                                          Richard Lionhardt  4 days back

                                                                                          The obnoxious tuba playing fat kid in high school that everybody picked on that got multiple cheeseburgers thrown down the bell of his sousaphone at the football game which caused him to burst into tears because he couldn't play his unimportant tuba part during the halftime show that became the worst cop in the history of my home town? That guy? He took out his revenge on the whole town, especially those who had picked on him in high school. True story.

                                                                                          • Cryptolocker
                                                                                            Cryptolocker  4 days back

                                                                                            There are 2 kind of TRAFFIC cops in this world. Those who are bitter about being stuck with the duty and not progressing in their career, or those who are out to prove themselves at other's expense to move on in their career. The nice ones don't stay cops long enough to be statistically relevant.

                                                                                            • Catherine Zoller
                                                                                              Catherine Zoller  4 days back

                                                                                              Not impressed.