Kirstjen Nielsen Gets Deported from the White House | The Daily Show

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  • Travis Bickle
    Travis Bickle  2 days back

    Well i guess americans are not used to their president doing his job...

    • Sandra Arkorful-Chestnut

      Trump's whole term is a Reality Show. To close to it, that there is a show called Cartoon President, and I can bet that the script came more out of Trump's mouth and behavior than the imagination of the writers.

      • Amanda Chase
        Amanda Chase  4 days back

        He was central casting for a comedy show

        • Sharon Anniahyy
          Sharon Anniahyy  4 days back

          🇻🇺

          • Sharon Anniahyy
            Sharon Anniahyy  4 days back

            Trevor Noah we ar so proud of our S.A.Jhb central comedy of USA .GOD BLESS YOU.

        • -That dog- BrianGriffin

          "people that look like they should be fighting on the UFC" so, judging by your face and body you should live in a toilet MDF.

          • Radney Montalvo
            Radney Montalvo  2 weeks back

            Trump and all his administration and followers are a bunch of idiots every time I hear those idiots and their idiotic comments my brain cells die when are ppl going to realize that man called "president " is a fucking nazi in custom even his wife doesn't want anything to do with him

            • Thengade Moodu
              Thengade Moodu  3 weeks back

              "kids in cages" woman!

              • Selistene Van Rooyen
                Selistene Van Rooyen  4 weeks back

                If u truly knew your God you would know His plan, STAY OUT OF THINGS U HAVE NO IDEA OF THE BIG PICTURE AND GODS PLAN, wake up people, if u cant understand what Trump is doing be still, and thank God for what He is doing for you. Time to bring God back to America. If you dont want a better world, stay in your ignorence

                • Nathan Laboy
                  Nathan Laboy  4 weeks back

                  Block migrants from seeking asylum. Is that another crime done under this administration that is not going to be taken seriously? Pelosi you still need more crimes to impeach?

                  • ashika1009
                    ashika1009  4 weeks back

                    Ohhh...little snowflakes traumatized by ...tweets.

                    • Ave Twist
                      Ave Twist  4 weeks back

                      Impeach Trump!

                      • jazz21977
                        jazz21977  4 weeks back

                        Perfect cast for president... If it's a comedy about "El Presidente"... Might work... Except for the Spanish....

                        • Zissou Moonshot
                          Zissou Moonshot  1 months back

                          Trump struggling to wrap his head around why Hollywood typecasts actors in movies. A plumber shows up to fix something and for Trump it's like... "OMG you look just like a REAL PLUMBER I saw in a MOVIE once! REMARKABLE! Central Casting!!"

                          • B S
                            B S  1 months back

                            Trump 2020 :)

                            • lili tseggaye
                              lili tseggaye  1 months back

                              I have experienced this kind of opinions by UNHCR officials and a country's officials. The most stupid thing I've ever heard.

                              • Michael Hood
                                Michael Hood  1 months back

                                Trump is like a Horrible Movie
                                About Forest Gump Goes to
                                Washington 👹👹👹👹👹👹

                                • Michael Hood
                                  Michael Hood  1 months back

                                  They have blocked them keeping them at SPCA 👹👹👹

                                  • Michael Hood
                                    Michael Hood  1 months back

                                    I have Fired Trump !!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
                                    Bernie Sanders is his Replacement 🧐🧐🧐😎😎😎👹👹👹👹👹👹🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

                                    • Diana Saria
                                      Diana Saria  1 months back

                                      "Its me let me iiiiiiiiiin" 🤣🤣🤣

                                      • Kelly MD Royal space Nakajima MD director of W H O

                                        Official Mock Election ACTIVE operation Desert Storm war . is CNN going to Use Kathy Griffin to PROMOTE ISIS after RALLY?
                                        Where Was the 1995 Patient Privacy National Security act was Established From - Classified / Privacy ?
                                        MY Brain With the 1995 Indefinite Nuclear Non proliferation treaty and 1985 WMD treaty with Iraq. Does not give anyones GOD Judge the right to attack and rape the CHEMICALS in my brain for it.
                                        When is Lazarus going to persecute me for HIPAA religious freedom. I swore on the US HOLY Bible 2 times under oath SO HELP ME GOD I wrote HIPAA religious freedom and he did not help me. He punished me.

                                        KATHY GRIFFIN is the reason the palm bay FBI put me on the list with AL-QUEADA. They were influenced-Coerced. Forest Gump knew who the current US President was on South Park was it Jenny or Kenny who dies at the end ? Like the difference between the Y and the i at the end of my last name from WWII.
                                        Must have been Kenny because I wrote first names only Mental Health and Women are NOT Navy Seals who get raped often by the U. S. military. Couldn’t be Jenny. 
                                        Kelly MD phd Royal 
                                        active Navy seal Team 6 DEVGRU operation desert storm war.

                                        Has KATHY GRIFFIN on CNN signed her HIPAA national Security Health right since 1996?
                                        I have a 1994 U. S. President Bill Clinton order to Protect and US President Bill Clinton signed 1996 federal HIPAA law after me.
                                        has he signed his HIPAA right since 1996 ?
                                        Every U. S. Citizen in this Country who has Signed their Federal HIPAA right after me is a Patient. I Am the 1995 Hiroshima Nakajima Science and Space World Health MD who signed HIPAA inn 1995.
                                        1996 HIPAA is a NATIONAL SECURITY privacy/Classified HEALTH ACT

                                        • Linda PS
                                          Linda PS  2 months back

                                          PATHETIC and the PUPPETS Laugh and Clap.

                                          • Childofearth
                                            Childofearth  2 months back

                                            These countries are the way they are due to America’s intervention the past 100 years. We already know how our “interventions” turn out.

                                            • B S
                                              B S  2 months back

                                              Trump is MF... I hope he knows he is ugly... not just from inside.. Outside too.. Ugly bitch Trump..

                                              • Artie Rupinen
                                                Artie Rupinen  2 months back

                                                I bet Sargon and those assholes next door will be thrilled to know she's gone.

                                                • Vasco Apolonio
                                                  Vasco Apolonio  2 months back

                                                  Law? Fuck the Law !!! Trump is the Law. Deal with it, now! Until 2020...

                                                  • Greta
                                                    Greta  2 months back

                                                    If I was a celebrity, I would use my power and influence to get the word out that Donald Trump is:
                                                    1. Racist
                                                    2. Sexist
                                                    3. Homophobic
                                                    4. Xenophobic
                                                    5. A rapist (22 times, people!)
                                                    6. A dick

                                                    • Shane Harris
                                                      Shane Harris  2 months back

                                                      TRUMP IS A RACIST RAPING GREEDY CORRUPT LYING PIECE OF SHIT, NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW. STOP FUCKING AROUND AND SACK THIS ME TOO BILL COSBY WANKER. HE'S STEALING YOUR MONEY SEXUAL ASSAULTING YOUR WOMEN LYING EVERY TIME HE TALKS AND HE'S THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT . FUCK OFF!!!

                                                      • Tracy Hughes
                                                        Tracy Hughes  2 months back

                                                        actors in movies are not professionals....they're pretending, dumbass

                                                        • Wizard Tim
                                                          Wizard Tim  2 months back

                                                          I'm genuinely curious if Trump could mistake his reflection in the water for himself and drown trying to save himself...

                                                          • Melody Headburn
                                                            Melody Headburn  3 months back

                                                            “Let me in!”
                                                            😆

                                                            • Vance Gilbert
                                                              Vance Gilbert  3 months back

                                                              The most pathetic part about this presidency is the fact that Trump is breaking federal laws by demanding his officer's break federal regulations - he is not allowed to make illegal orders to his staff, by law. What is this? His constitutional right to have freedom of speech and let Putin object to the way the laws are written here? Huh, nice. FUck off trump.

                                                              • Empress Empress
                                                                Empress Empress  3 months back

                                                                Wish you were deported filthy communist pigs!😡‼️.

                                                                • Ryk Son
                                                                  Ryk Son  3 months back

                                                                  That last segment was point on... Trump is only comfortable looking at people with blonde wigs

                                                                  • Trisha Kashyap
                                                                    Trisha Kashyap  3 months back

                                                                    Ok I know she’s horrible, I hate that woman, but I fell like she might’ve been pressured by Trump.

                                                                    • Tsianina Vibranietsova
                                                                      Tsianina Vibranietsova  3 months back

                                                                      At least with that dotard as "president" the world can see America for what it really is. Never been a "melting pot", never will be.

                                                                      • Tommy Brounson
                                                                        Tommy Brounson  3 months back

                                                                        I am Groot I tried to hold my tongue but after listening to a couple of hours Donald Trump actually speak I realize this guy is a f****** moron and anybody who actually voted for him and heard him speak first what the f*** was you thinking something's wrong with this dude did he play football when he was young was he in a car accident lately did he ride the yellow bus when he was a kid the little one what the f*** is wrong with this dude he was like watching Steve Carell smoking flakka what the hell is going on if you voted for a guy you're f****** racist no doubt about it just kill yourself I am Groot

                                                                        • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                                                          Kasey David LeBoeuf  3 months back

                                                                          You're fired. It means killing yourself.

                                                                          • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                                                            Kasey David LeBoeuf  3 months back

                                                                            And lied too

                                                                            • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                                                              Kasey David LeBoeuf  3 months back

                                                                              That she's disgusting

                                                                              • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                                                                Kasey David LeBoeuf  3 months back

                                                                                Lie

                                                                                • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                                                                  Kasey David LeBoeuf  3 months back

                                                                                  Lie

                                                                                  • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                                                                    Kasey David LeBoeuf  3 months back

                                                                                    Blahhhhhhh

                                                                                    • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                                                                      Kasey David LeBoeuf  3 months back

                                                                                      Killing yourself

                                                                                      • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                                                                        Kasey David LeBoeuf  3 months back

                                                                                        Shut up

                                                                                        • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                                                                          Kasey David LeBoeuf  3 months back

                                                                                          Insult to injury2

                                                                                          • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                                                                            Kasey David LeBoeuf  3 months back

                                                                                            Idc

                                                                                            • Pal Shah
                                                                                              Pal Shah  3 months back

                                                                                              Kids are not kept in cages https://www.wlrn.org/post/these-are-not-kids-kept-cages-inside-texas-shelter-immigrant-youth

                                                                                              • Pal Shah
                                                                                                Pal Shah  3 months back

                                                                                                Border security is not important thing for you?!!