Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-27-19

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  • Published: 27 June 2019
  • Bill rambles about Broadway, side effects of a mustache, and comedy audiences.

    Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
    Full Episodes of the Thursday Afternoon Podcast: bit.ly/2mTA6Cy
    Full Episodes of the MMP One-Shots: bit.ly/2oNClY2

    Here’s the website! billburr.com

    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 300

  • Jeff Baker
    Jeff Baker  2 weeks back

    Bill Burr is funny and helpful. What the hell....that doesn't really happen that much.

    • entertainedbyidiots
      entertainedbyidiots  3 weeks back

      the biggest asshole kids seem to the ones whose parents aren't always watching them...assholes raising little asshole versions of themselves.

      • Andrew Lynch
        Andrew Lynch  2 months back

        I went to rehab & I missed this.Glad I can catch up. Dude is fucking funny

        • Nick Slouka
          Nick Slouka  2 months back

          Sounds so New York

          • Alex Lacey
            Alex Lacey  2 months back

            Who do you think bill is talking about at 21:18???

            • Brett House
              Brett House  2 months back

              How many ads are in your podcast man. Christ.

              • Jay
                Jay  2 months back

                Reddie Mercury https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-HOv4UX4AAxsJZ.jpg

                • #justsaying
                  #justsaying  2 months back

                  Bill go to Dutchsense on YouTube. You will never be scared of Earthquakes again PS ur welcome 💕 love ya you are truly hilarious I had to turn you on to my brother you act just like him and now he is a huge fan

                  • Robert Denham
                    Robert Denham  2 months back

                    So...is this it now? All the great comics are now shoved off into YouTube never to be seen on television again?

                    Bill Blurr, YouTube.

                    Roseanne, shamed as a racist, fired and now on YouTube.

                    Louis CK, some sexual allegations, kicked off television, now on YouTube.

                    Norm McDonald, rape jokes aren't funny, removed from television, does a pod cast that fails, now on YouTube.

                    Bill Cosby, ...no one laughing now.

                    R.I.P Comedy.

                    • Tony Thies
                      Tony Thies  2 months back

                      Bill burr your a fucking burn out..hang it up...

                      • Two Wheel Motoring
                        Two Wheel Motoring  2 months back

                        I was fucking crying from 50:00 onwards haha

                        • Tyler Dirdint
                          Tyler Dirdint  2 months back

                          Bills family comedy hour. Yawn

                          • Dave Cote
                            Dave Cote  2 months back

                            This was a great podcast, Bill. Very funny stuff. I’ve been in stressful, emotional situations where I could not stop laughing. Extreme hard times where things just get so intense your nervous system just takes over and does what it needs to do.

                            • Izzy SoDope
                              Izzy SoDope  3 months back

                              46:40 bill giving paul a midlife crisis 😮😂😂 fucking bill LMFAO

                              • Rick Darris
                                Rick Darris  3 months back

                                No. Throw all the gas you can on the fire. You do realize the ultra liberal PC censorship will be coming for you soon. Proof of this by how people in the club reacted.

                                • Jeremy
                                  Jeremy  3 months back

                                  La’femme d’argent!! Nice Bill love the outro music selection lately!!!

                                  • Father Vurss
                                    Father Vurss  3 months back

                                    “Helix-hellix?”

                                    • George Potter
                                      George Potter  3 months back

                                      15 minutes in, 6 advertisements, I’m out

                                      • Robert J. Morris
                                        Robert J. Morris  3 months back

                                        I confronted a kid in my ex's single mum neighborhood. He was tossing this fucking steel grate around and almost hitting parked vehicles. I gave the little sod shit. Told the little prick to have some fucking respect and not throw heavy objects at peoples' shit in the parking lot. He ran home to MUMMY, and upset the balance of the entire single mum envirosphere! cuz my old lady at the time was on mother's allowance and didn't want collateral damage and risk losing her socially reallocated wealth from lady Welfare! So I wasn't allowed to be a voice in the community because even though she loved the cash I was bringing in, I was technically not allowed to be there.. she didn't want to make the leap. I still wanted to punch that kid in the face. I didn't do it but I wanted to
                                        RJM

                                        • Eddrico Mobteiro
                                          Eddrico Mobteiro  3 months back

                                          Hey bill since you like conspiracy theories, search up the flat earth research!

                                          • MICHAEL CRASH
                                            MICHAEL CRASH  3 months back

                                            This should be video fuck you

                                            • cerberusdest
                                              cerberusdest  3 months back

                                              4:35 maneurysms

                                              • sunny95532
                                                sunny95532  3 months back

                                                Your not wrong about people, Bill. We're in clownworld now. You tell the truth and they hate that.fuck'em. They dont even think let alone listen.
                                                Youre amazing. Thank you for what you do.

                                                • mrsbananaslug
                                                  mrsbananaslug  3 months back

                                                  Ah Bill forget the kids watch the park adults. One inadvertently almost poked my son's eye out with the lit cigarette he was walking around the park with. A-hole!

                                                  • Honey S.
                                                    Honey S.  3 months back

                                                    🎶😆👏🏽 always been funny and talented - for grown comedy legends 💯 💫😉

                                                    • aryan rathore
                                                      aryan rathore  3 months back

                                                      I hate to say this but the best version of Bill will come after divorce.

                                                      • Nowhere Sessions - Online Music Series

                                                        The song he plays in the non-youtube version of the podcast is called Femme d'argent by Air

                                                        • Zack Driggers
                                                          Zack Driggers  2 months back

                                                          Nowhere Sessions - Online Music Series subbed for that comment 👌🏼 thank you

                                                      • Jay Hansen
                                                        Jay Hansen  3 months back

                                                        Lies and tales is what media is, however there r being told to a bunch of individuals who lie all the time everyday. Besides does it actually matter, no it doesnt because this too shall pass.

                                                        • Rush Bauer
                                                          Rush Bauer  3 months back

                                                          The fact that you talked about the Montreal Expos for longer than 30 seconds just made my day

                                                          • 4PM
                                                            4PM  3 months back

                                                            Billy 2 Snares Burr with the Pink Panther montage music

                                                            • Inner Peace
                                                              Inner Peace  3 months back

                                                              "Breaks" have changed though. Now it means : " Wait here while I go fuck this guy that I really wanna fuck. I'll be be back soon. When you complain though, I'll tell you that we weren't together at the time, so it doesn't count !"

                                                              • kirk mullings
                                                                kirk mullings  3 months back

                                                                Does he get a pass calling his bi-racial daughter "Boo bear".....?...Lol

                                                                • K.T. Colbert
                                                                  K.T. Colbert  3 months back

                                                                  For Paul - Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan on laughing at a funeral: https://youtu.be/8x2gCEC8ujA

                                                                  • Cory Larsen
                                                                    Cory Larsen  3 months back

                                                                    “Sat out i the waiting room, smoked a cigar.”
                                                                    *Music plays* Fin.

                                                                    • J.
                                                                      J.  3 months back

                                                                      Can't listen to this guy anymore. Too many swear words, and he uses all of them. It is offensive by any standard. C'mon Mr. Burr, clean it up, please, it is so unnecessary.

                                                                      • Jay Jason
                                                                        Jay Jason  3 months back

                                                                        I like Nia's sense of humor.

                                                                        • Taha Elchian
                                                                          Taha Elchian  3 months back

                                                                          Love you man...you made my family laugh so much...thanks...

                                                                          • David schloss
                                                                            David schloss  3 months back

                                                                            Redie Mercury hahahahhaha

                                                                            • John Browning
                                                                              John Browning  3 months back

                                                                              When you listen to this and live with your mom
                                                                              :'(

                                                                              • Aldaroth
                                                                                Aldaroth  3 months back

                                                                                58:59 Go fuck yourself. Two tours in afghanistan I've cried in front of my wife for many reasons. Stress. Memories. Birth of my kids, the fights a couple has as they evolve. I'm a big guy and I'd fuck up and/or blast anyone who threatened my family. Any woman who would discard a man for showing an emotion is a woman who didn't get enough hugs as a kid. Fuck that line of thinking right in the ass. Emotions are emotions, who gives a flying fuck who feels what. To have Burr just go "yeah yeah" right alongside, like wtf dude, based on your podcasts im pretty sure you dont hold that same sentiment I could be fucking wrong. But that is sexist as fuck.

                                                                                • stuart johnsen
                                                                                  stuart johnsen  3 months back

                                                                                  music from the episode https://youtu.be/U4U19zwFENs

                                                                                  • Joseph Dalto
                                                                                    Joseph Dalto  3 months back

                                                                                    I feel like Bill's next special will be really really good

                                                                                    • AmmaSun bey
                                                                                      AmmaSun bey  3 months back

                                                                                      what is the song at the end called?

                                                                                      • Sam George
                                                                                        Sam George  3 months back

                                                                                        His beautiful gorgeous wife who told him that they will not be watching Game of Thrones because it is full of White people ......A happy wife is a happy life .......Does anyone know where Billy's balls are? ......I ask because he has lost them ......The obvious answer is that they are in Nia's jewellery box along side her diamond earrings and necklaces that the now ball-less Billy bought her .....RIP Bill Burr! .....You were funny and edgy once, but now you are just a sad and tragic real life Al Bundy .....So sad!

                                                                                        • DeputyFuttBuck
                                                                                          DeputyFuttBuck  3 months back

                                                                                          how long until bill reads my email on the podcast

                                                                                          • Indygenous
                                                                                            Indygenous  3 months back

                                                                                            DeputyFuttBuck idk man ive been sending him email for 5 fuckin years

                                                                                        • Yogamannn
                                                                                          Yogamannn  3 months back

                                                                                          You should put that in your act about how people are so upset with your comedy meanwhile innocent people are being bombed in the middle east

                                                                                          • Derived Cunt
                                                                                            Derived Cunt  3 months back

                                                                                            why was virzo not funny, n it seemed like burr cleaned up his jokes so it was funny

                                                                                            • SEFTO
                                                                                              SEFTO  3 months back

                                                                                              He did good I thought

                                                                                          • Fid Fyodor
                                                                                            Fid Fyodor  3 months back

                                                                                            Don't be a faaaaaag, Bill. Don't be afraid to tell those progressive cunts to fuck off.