Monday Morning Podcast 7-8-19

  • Published: 08 July 2019
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  • its_a_trab
    its_a_trab  3 weeks back


    • its_a_trab
      its_a_trab  1 months back


      • Azarus
        Azarus  1 months back

        i want to know how many fbi agents tune in to his podcasts

        • Hugh Janice
          Hugh Janice  2 months back

          Hahahahha that exact thing with cross walk out counting down happened to me last month

          • Janet Steinman
            Janet Steinman  2 months back

            oh bill you so bad

            • Andrew Fernandez
              Andrew Fernandez  2 months back

              Love this podcast because I can learn about addictive patterns and laugh my ass off at the same time

              • Mark Van De Pol
                Mark Van De Pol  2 months back

                Because the irish orange is from the dutch dude

                • dugbug123
                  dugbug123  2 months back

                  lol i love the Cheers references.

                  • Lag23
                    Lag23  2 months back

                    Make sure you read a dollar shave club ad as you're shaving the stache

                    • Jack O'Jack
                      Jack O'Jack  2 months back

                      US women soccer team has always been number one.

                      • El Maestro
                        El Maestro  2 months back


                        • MrOldAndy
                          MrOldAndy  2 months back

                          58 minutes in: how to get your boyfriend to lose weight?
                          It's simple ladies... sex.
                          for every pound he loses, give him half a blowjob --don't let him nut, because that's goddamn motivation right there!
                          every fifth pound he loses let him cream your face like a glazed doughnut
                          and at the ten pound loss mark fuck his world sideways on a Saturday night..
                          and for the killer, tell him that if he loses a total of [insert an impossible goal here] pounds you'll have a threesome with the hottest chick you can find at the club.

                          meanwhile (because chances are the threesome goal will never be met) invest in a couple of bicycles and go out for rides in the weekend together.

                          Honestly, this isn't rocket science here.. we're simple creatures, with simple wants.

                          • NICKY POWER
                            NICKY POWER  2 months back

                            STAMP ON THEM BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                            • Shane Gross
                              Shane Gross  2 months back

                              Bill Burr, the only guy that's ever talked about sail boat racing NOT trying to change the subject about his most recent domestic disturbance allegations.

                              • J B
                                J B  2 months back

                                Pink skirt? Ur broke BillyBob--Go FuggggggggggggggggYaself. 😂😖💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

                                • RusZugunder
                                  RusZugunder  2 months back

                                  lol, gulag-shmulag, do we have commercials? Do you guys still have black slaves or you let them be free around designated water fountains? Don't mind me, lol.

                                  • Rudyard Kipling
                                    Rudyard Kipling  2 months back

                                    I have brown hair, a red beard, and black body hair, I'm a fucking calico, red hair is actually a mutation

                                    • TruthLoverofgod
                                      TruthLoverofgod  2 months back

                                      omgsh i so feel ike him about the recipes man i said the same fucking thing man they hit you with a fucking life story damn bambi movie sound of music paragraph .

                                      • Kobe Parata-Bradley
                                        Kobe Parata-Bradley  2 months back

                                        1:09-1:16 😂

                                        • D Sarg
                                          D Sarg  2 months back

                                          Cigars calm me #1. You don't see cigar smokers in the rain. We smoke when we want. We dont have to. Look at George burns. Enjoy!

                                          • Emily Kaczor
                                            Emily Kaczor  2 months back

                                            I felt the same way looking up a recipe the other night. It goes on and on about gibberish and I’m scrolling to find the actual recipe of ingredients and measurements and it’s nowhere to be found. Just a bunch of pop ups and stories. A recipe page should just say “oh you wanna make Risotto? Here ya go!” Step 1. ......

                                            • Ferd Vega
                                              Ferd Vega  2 months back

                                              What a shitty podcast

                                              • Hunter2847
                                                Hunter2847  2 months back

                                                5:50 had me dead af

                                                • Bumpy Pickle
                                                  Bumpy Pickle  2 months back

                                                  Ha-why can't I have thata anti-gravity machine in mah f***in trailer?!

                                                  • bobbi barlow
                                                    bobbi barlow  2 months back

                                                    Pleasure and pain are both tied to the interacting dopamine and opioid systems in the brain, which regulate neurotransmitters that are involved in reward- or motivation-driven behaviors, which include eating, drinking, and sex.

                                                    • Harriet Flubman
                                                      Harriet Flubman  2 months back

                                                      The FBI: "Let's build a file on this guy. He wants to go to the Netherlands and have his balls stepped on."

                                                    • bobbi barlow
                                                      bobbi barlow  2 months back

                                                      Loranna Bobit

                                                      • G G
                                                        G G  2 months back

                                                        Sounds like the dude who’s girlfriend hates his walk doesn’t realize that he loves having his balls stepped on

                                                        • G G
                                                          G G  2 months back

                                                          Saw Paul Virzi at LaughBoston. He was hilarious. Big energy. I had so much fun at the whole thing. Went to the last act on Saturday night—according to Paul we got a special bit at the end there. The prostate thing was unbelievable. So funny.

                                                          • G G
                                                            G G  2 months back

                                                            lmao are you high?

                                                            • moby dick
                                                              moby dick  2 months back

                                                              Bill if you see this youre my hero. Kept me laughing in the worst part of my life

                                                              • G
                                                                G  2 months back

                                                                Is that 2018, video podcast Bill uploaded a few days work going back to watch? it ‘new’ outdated material (podcast wise), or was did you already hear the content, but got to see it on video?

                                                                • G
                                                                  G  2 months back

                                                                  “Crab people...Crab people...Crab people!” & of course the non-freckled/fully ginger’s...’Day-Walkers’ - South Park lmao...the only great modern “ginger” South Park could come up with is Ron Howard lmao, funny episode.

                                                                  • tyler0896
                                                                    tyler0896  2 months back

                                                                    The sneezing video is fake. It's painful to see a fake get attention on such a big podcast.

                                                                    • Joseph Richardson
                                                                      Joseph Richardson  2 months back

                                                                      26:40 you're right he shouldn't have been. So now let's take a look at someone like Andrew Yang. He wants to increase the president's pay to 4 million. That's some "fuck you" money like you talk about, right?

                                                                      • Jay
                                                                        Jay  2 months back

                                                                        Bill is left handed but wanks with his right. Fact.

                                                                        • america the beautiful
                                                                          america the beautiful  2 months back

                                                                          Listening to ol' Billy Ballsack is better than a kick to de nutz!

                                                                          • Jake Mars
                                                                            Jake Mars  2 months back

                                                                            send the fat cunt to a fat camp! he's only 25. how many times have I been to detox for my drinking issues. rhetorical. fucking fat cunts piss me off, but then again Im usually too busy drinking to eat, so I don't understand these people. Plus Billy boy I haven't managed to give up smoking yet; which in the 50's was advertised as a weight lose drug. so maybe that's what's why I'm not a fat cunt. Still I'm just about to start a farm and if some fat cunts are going to eat 70% of my produce while other people go hungry, then even though they'll be the be the best customers they are doing society a disservice. my thoughts. Love from Australia.

                                                                            • Runninhobo
                                                                              Runninhobo  2 months back

                                                                              6:02 is one of the hardest “fucks” Billy has ever uttered.

                                                                              • Psycho Chicken
                                                                                Psycho Chicken  2 months back

                                                                                Bob Lazar is a fraud.

                                                                                • l m
                                                                                  l m  2 months back

                                                                                  Judas was a redhead

                                                                                  • A normal Christian
                                                                                    A normal Christian  2 months back

                                                                                    I have no idea why you think Ian Edwards is so good, I just watched a few of his clips and he is nothing special comedy wise at all.

                                                                                    • Thirdeye147
                                                                                      Thirdeye147  2 months back

                                                                                      There have been five woman's world cup finals ball bag

                                                                                      • AliveC4t
                                                                                        AliveC4t  2 months back

                                                                                        LADY here, once had a fling with a guy who requested i slap his balls like, as hard as i fuckin could. just over and over. i didnt suck dick back then, so it was just, while im givin this dude a handy, he's telling me to slap his fuckin balls. yeah.

                                                                                        • onvduuen2
                                                                                          onvduuen2  2 months back

                                                                                          Bill, soccer is a woman's sport in America... Boys in America will play basketball, baseball, american football, even lacrosse before they play football. The only women who take soccer seriously in the world is USA and a few other Anglo-Saxon European countries

                                                                                          • Nediler
                                                                                            Nediler  2 months back

                                                                                            Man, Bill has turned somewhat into an SJW liberal lunatic, noOO!!!!

                                                                                            • Matthew Snyder
                                                                                              Matthew Snyder  2 months back

                                                                                              19:42 How many redheads the Illuminati? 😂😂😂😂

                                                                                              • Mellissa Compston
                                                                                                Mellissa Compston  2 months back

                                                                                                What is the illuminate? You nazis seem yo know more than everyone!

                                                                                            • Jones y
                                                                                              Jones y  2 months back

                                                                                              Good Ol' Bill "Sorry My Daughters Sleeping" Burr!