Monday Morning Podcast 7-1-19

  • Published: 01 July 2019
  • Bill rambles with Justin Long about 90’s Pride Parades, acting, and classic television.

    Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast:
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    Full Episodes of the MMP One-Shots:

    Here’s the website!

    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 345

  • Payne
    Payne  1 months back

    Justin long is a treasure

    • George Crisci
      George Crisci  2 months back

      Definitely evoked the fear of nicking my ball sack while shaving... "What's worse? A nick or a snag?" I'm getting manscaped today

      • Mellissa Compston
        Mellissa Compston  2 months back


        • Truth hurts; Lies heal
          Truth hurts; Lies heal  2 months back

          That live show was like a special. Fuckin genius. I cant believe he did a ppdcast with long. I M love that guy. Great team up

          • Joop Jam
            Joop Jam  2 months back

            Me undies ready for spillage

            • Carr Rexx
              Carr Rexx  2 months back

              Cigar smoking gays? Isn't that redundant?

              • Carr Rexx
                Carr Rexx  2 months back

                Bill it's Better with a Bosnian Burr

                • TelekineticDjentlmen
                  TelekineticDjentlmen  2 months back

                  Hearing justin do a bill burr impersonation is probably the best part "Fucking segway there"!

                  • Saitama
                    Saitama  2 months back


                    • 45258 5655
                      45258 5655  2 months back

                      Some visuals for the YT channel cmon bill

                      • Big White Duck
                        Big White Duck  2 months back

                        When the hell were you in phoenix??

                        • heddie schrencker
                          heddie schrencker  2 months back

                          Comedians have opinions on everything but stand for nothing. That's why they fight robustly for freedom of speech.

                          • Chris Nolter
                            Chris Nolter  2 months back

                            where can I email bill for advice I need his advice and he’s the only one who can help

                            • Carl Brutananadilewski
                              Carl Brutananadilewski  2 months back

                              the ending where you hear them talk themselves out of the studio, that’s art.

                              • Fuck Off
                                Fuck Off  2 months back

                                Wait which podcast did he talk about calling the kid a fat fuck?

                                • Rab Belfast
                                  Rab Belfast  2 months back

                                  Hickory dickory dock , 3 mice ran up a clock ,
                                  the clock struck 1 , and then WAM !! struck another ,
                                  and then BAM !! as the last mouse got whacked ...
                                  yep , these 3 dead mice that fucked with the wrong clock .

                                  • Raw North
                                    Raw North  2 months back

                                    Great podcast love justin long

                                    • Slaughter House
                                      Slaughter House  2 months back

                                      Bill you’re a maniac the way you kill these podcasts! I f killed at your level, I’d be on trial looking at twenty five to life.

                                      • Joe iMEiST
                                        Joe iMEiST  2 months back

                                        Hey bill

                                        • LGPi Media
                                          LGPi Media  2 months back

                                          If the gay pride parade is the Super Bowl of gay pride then you two were definitely the tight ends.

                                          • Slingshot Tee
                                            Slingshot Tee  2 months back

                                            This ain't got shit to do with right now bit does though lol... I just listened to the "Motherhood isn't the hardest job clip." And one of many I just wanna say thank you lmao that laugh may have stopped me from choking a bitch .lol

                                            • Damian
                                              Damian  2 months back

                                              I don't mean to overstate or exaggerate my thinking of the strength of this ep but it had an energy, enthusiasm not like any other in the podcast community.

                                              • Nick Nolin
                                                Nick Nolin  2 months back

                                                Bill I want you to be the narrator on my new song, you talk a little shit in the beginning and end of song would u be down ??? You are my favorite stand up comedian and love how u execute your vocabulary

                                                • Brian Cannon
                                                  Brian Cannon  2 months back

                                                  Bill Burr idk if u actually read these comments. But please post your new specials on YouTube. Are ppl really buying those? Like you'll lose money if you just post them for free. Come on bill I really want to see them but not enough to buy them. Cuz after I watch them once or twice that's it.

                                                  • king ill music
                                                    king ill music  2 months back


                                                    • lee hobbs
                                                      lee hobbs  2 months back

                                                      burr, you're a henpecked sod, that has limited knowledge of drummers. one day you might grow up

                                                      • Hero Hut
                                                        Hero Hut  2 months back

                                                        I do enjoy Bill but i really love when multiple people are on. It just brings out more from each of them.

                                                        • Shaun Clegg
                                                          Shaun Clegg  2 months back

                                                          Not fancy Thursday this week Bill?

                                                          • max and.
                                                            max and.  2 months back

                                                            good ol' Billy 4th of July day off Burr

                                                        • Pedro Martell
                                                          Pedro Martell  2 months back

                                                          Bill burr is the shit

                                                          • NICKY POWER
                                                            NICKY POWER  2 months back

                                                   everyones a fucking Comedian Now..........I THINK WE SHOULD LET BILLY FUCKING BOY...TAKE THE LEAD HERE YOU CUNTS....BECAUSE YOU LOT ...AHHHHH GO FUCK YOURSELFS
                                                            I'M HAMMERED THEY LAUGHED BILL...THEY LAUGHED...THEM SOMEONE...A WHICH STORE MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS 40?????????

                                                            • Chayos West
                                                              Chayos West  2 months back

                                                              Bill Burr you are my favorite comedian. Just saying.

                                                              • Brilliant Idiot
                                                                Brilliant Idiot  2 months back

                                                                DONT INTERRUPT ME YOU CUNT

                                                                • Derived Cunt
                                                                  Derived Cunt  2 months back

                                                                  justin long put a funny case out... i didnt grow up with hockey... but fuck bill burr makes it so interesting.. i might just get into it

                                                                  • *G.B.*
                                                                    *G.B.*  2 months back

                                                                    The Celtics actually had a Big 4. Rajon Rondo is underrated.

                                                                    • Red Feather
                                                                      Red Feather  2 months back

                                                                      Bill, ya awesome cunt. I share your fag shit with these new trainees. They like it and ya welcome. Later Later Ass Nugget.

                                                                      • DRKANDYKILLA
                                                                        DRKANDYKILLA  2 months back

                                                                        I thought bill had djvlad on the show for a second

                                                                        • Jake Mars
                                                                          Jake Mars  2 months back

                                                                          you don't video it cuz you can't be bothered to shave. tell the truth. but I love you dude

                                                                          • Giovanni Flowers
                                                                            Giovanni Flowers  2 months back

                                                                            The part about the gay anchor reporting on the NBA off season got a good 12 repeats

                                                                            • Fernando Chavez
                                                                              Fernando Chavez  2 months back

                                                                              These guys have great chemistry! Bill be a good sport and share the spotlight with him more often here ;)

                                                                              • Z EBN
                                                                                Z EBN  2 months back

                                                                       you know this guy? He sounded wise.

                                                                                • Devin JP
                                                                                  Devin JP  2 months back

                                                                                  Wait.. is this the same stammering dude from Diehard 4!

                                                                                  • Z EBN
                                                                                    Z EBN  2 months back

                                                                                    Its really not about pollitical correctness, its terribke for specific problems and the entire north eastern mrkt:) and system is generic. A very abstract download of good will distribution.

                                                                                    • Z EBN
                                                                                      Z EBN  2 months back

                                                                                      People within communist societies dont go easy. It takes a while for people who cannot tell left from right and wrong from right to understand, the fundamentally positive nature of inmovation and value.

                                                                                      • Z EBN
                                                                                        Z EBN  2 months back

                                                                                        You ve been kept away from a less caring society i can tell.

                                                                                        Your wiser than most people today.

                                                                                        • Z EBN
                                                                                          Z EBN  2 months back

                                                                                          The social ideas spawned from watching for too long or refraining from prevention creates seperation from subjective and objective(social) morality amongst social scientist. Truth that informs morality will drag on.

                                                                                          • Z EBN
                                                                                            Z EBN  2 months back

                                                                                            Friends or "friends" no money. You watch for too long. Stars have more gravity than planets.

                                                                                            • Z EBN
                                                                                              Z EBN  2 months back

                                                                                     that shit is crazy. Dont try to avoid it for others, only passport.

                                                                                              • Z EBN
                                                                                                Z EBN  2 months back

                                                                                                Sorry to say this, but you got the worst friends amigo.

                                                                                                Dont snake too much around persia or india without world cause. Ucwazy? :| keep it simply. Waking resting demons is unwise.

                                                                                                Now right now.