It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: instagram.com/eits_jo...
    Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: cameo.com/eits_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 107

  • ketsia
    ketsia  4 hours back

    Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

    • Tessa Byers
      Tessa Byers  7 hours back

      My first day of school was on August 15th😂

      • Blake Johnson
        Blake Johnson  7 hours back

        Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

        • The Magnificent WICKED
          The Magnificent WICKED  7 hours back

          Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING.


          Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

          • John Smith
            John Smith  7 hours back

            Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

            • Kpop Ruined My lifeu
              Kpop Ruined My lifeu  7 hours back

              I just realized holly shit you are tall!

              • ThatAwkward Vampire
                ThatAwkward Vampire  7 hours back

                Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

                • Steve McQueen
                  Steve McQueen  8 hours back

                  YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

                  • Eren Datass
                    Eren Datass  8 hours back

                    peter pan screams, be careful u guys

                    • Lizzy Grant
                      Lizzy Grant  9 hours back

                      *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

                      • Theresa Carmen
                        Theresa Carmen  9 hours back

                        Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

                        • Ana Taylor
                          Ana Taylor  10 hours back

                          One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome YouTubers on the platform

                          • Boy Wonder
                            Boy Wonder  10 hours back

                            She need me

                            • Isaac Hunter
                              Isaac Hunter  11 hours back

                              @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

                              • Doh a Deer
                                Doh a Deer  12 hours back

                                4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

                                • SlowMoJoe9
                                  SlowMoJoe9  13 hours back

                                  C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

                                  • netko tko bi volio pretplatnike

                                    To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

                                    • Abu Asliha
                                      Abu Asliha  14 hours back

                                      0:38 thought she was holding a candle

                                      • Tara Jones
                                        Tara Jones  17 hours back

                                        I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

                                        • Allegra Tigani
                                          Allegra Tigani  18 hours back

                                          What is she studying

                                          • Jonas Grumby
                                            Jonas Grumby  19 hours back

                                            Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

                                            • Dominic Durant
                                              Dominic Durant  23 hours back

                                              I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

                                              • adri katzin
                                                adri katzin  23 hours back

                                                yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

                                                • Jose Carlos
                                                  Jose Carlos  1 days back

                                                  Back to school shmooping? América explica

                                                  • Falling Beauty
                                                    Falling Beauty  1 days back

                                                    Mom is turning into grandma

                                                    • Rattler
                                                      Rattler  1 days back

                                                      OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

                                                      • *Call Me PB please*
                                                        *Call Me PB please*  1 days back

                                                        AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

                                                        • Nicole G
                                                          Nicole G  1 days back

                                                          Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

                                                          • lazyeye x
                                                            lazyeye x  1 days back

                                                            WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

                                                            • Diana Cruz
                                                              Diana Cruz  1 days back

                                                              I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

                                                              • gillian stingley
                                                                gillian stingley  1 days back

                                                                when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

                                                                • Andrea Araniva
                                                                  Andrea Araniva  1 days back

                                                                  Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

                                                                  • Smooth
                                                                    Smooth  1 days back

                                                                    When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

                                                                    • cry bxby
                                                                      cry bxby  1 days back

                                                                      *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle*
                                                                      Me:*shows my friends*
                                                                      Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT
                                                                      (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

                                                                      • Ko_Toriii
                                                                        Ko_Toriii  1 days back

                                                                        *STAPPLES*

                                                                        • sissyunicorn gal24
                                                                          sissyunicorn gal24  1 days back

                                                                          "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me,"


                                                                          -John Cena

                                                                          • sudhanshu sharma
                                                                            sudhanshu sharma  1 days back

                                                                            Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections

                                                                            • NEOTICA
                                                                              NEOTICA  1 days back

                                                                              stunning as always <3

                                                                              • Ellie Demetriou
                                                                                Ellie Demetriou  1 days back

                                                                                This is real art

                                                                                • aras & hazel
                                                                                  aras & hazel  1 days back

                                                                                  Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book?
                                                                                  BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

                                                                                  • pressed
                                                                                    pressed  1 days back

                                                                                    ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK—”

                                                                                    **staring intensifies**

                                                                                    • Moogs
                                                                                      Moogs  1 days back

                                                                                      "Cheese!"

                                                                                      • Lily Cater
                                                                                        Lily Cater  1 days back

                                                                                        When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

                                                                                        • Jalen Brown
                                                                                          Jalen Brown  1 days back

                                                                                          Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

                                                                                          • Amy
                                                                                            Amy  2 days back

                                                                                            Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

                                                                                            • Tom Jett
                                                                                              Tom Jett  2 days back

                                                                                              whats the song in the beginning

                                                                                              • Acnili-chili
                                                                                                Acnili-chili  2 days back

                                                                                                Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

                                                                                                • Giglipuff Darumaka
                                                                                                  Giglipuff Darumaka  2 days back

                                                                                                  My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK