It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: instagram.com/eits_jo...
    Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: cameo.com/eits_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: superiorjanitorial.pro/user/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 379

  • YAK
    YAK  2 hours back

    Anna?
    Sven?
    Christof?
    Elsa?
    SAMANTHA?
    😂😂😂

    • Lucy Imhof
      Lucy Imhof  9 hours back

      "What about the toilet, did you break its neck?"
      - John Cena

      • Lauryn Howell
        Lauryn Howell  2 days back

        cOlculus, Olgebra

        • Grace Walmsley
          Grace Walmsley  2 days back

          where do u get your mini micraphones because i really want one

          • Benjamin Shih
            Benjamin Shih  2 days back

            from 8:38 to 8:50 proves how funny and high JOANA CEDDIA is! i love you joana ceddia!!!!! :)

            • Reyo Mix
              Reyo Mix  3 days back

              Başlık neden Türkçe vs vs anlayamadım jddj

              • Camp Half Blood /Jupiter

                omg,was that percy jackson?!!!!?

                • _Peachy_ Avacados_
                  _Peachy_ Avacados_  4 days back

                  Now she’s on her guide to becoming Y/N all that’s left is for the Dolan twins to be her roommates and for one direction to kidnap her

                  • Chi Truong Linh
                    Chi Truong Linh  5 days back

                    Oh my god ,Joana ,I'm studying physics and chem too! What could go off?

                    *Chuckles ,I'm in danger

                    • BusterOfficial
                      BusterOfficial  5 days back

                      *Same man i can break a toilets neck too.*

                      • Luna
                        Luna  6 days back

                        when the distorted voice entered omfg I couldn’t stop laughing

                        • summer breeze
                          summer breeze  1 weeks back

                          I love back to school shopping
                          That's the only part of school I like

                          • Vanessa And Lily
                            Vanessa And Lily  1 weeks back

                            i tried a avocado tortilla there a delicacy

                            • Raspberry Bliss
                              Raspberry Bliss  1 weeks back

                              Is literally no one going to talk about her magnificent abs like woah

                              • Tessa L
                                Tessa L  1 weeks back

                                LMAOOOOO september 4th is my birthday. rip

                                • May’s life
                                  May’s life  1 weeks back

                                  Can we just talk about how smart, fit, healthy, and amazing she is? Show her respect she is an awesome inspirational funny sarcastic girl. She is amazing

                                  • Rewils
                                    Rewils  1 weeks back

                                    You can finally use that agenda soon...

                                    • Asha Marion
                                      Asha Marion  1 weeks back

                                      She does not say L in algebra and I was hurt

                                      • honey cow2
                                        honey cow2  2 weeks back

                                        more jump cuta thN DANIEL COHEN

                                        • Spooky Boi
                                          Spooky Boi  2 weeks back

                                          Dear john Celery, to stop your bootleg Mac and cheese from turning into dry carpet felt noodles, add some vegetables oil/low-fat butter.

                                          • BFFS Fun Show oof with gachaness

                                            Did you make a friend😋and LOVE YOU

                                            • D
                                              D  2 weeks back

                                              não colocou a legenda em português :(

                                              • Dawn
                                                Dawn  2 weeks back

                                                sept 4 is my birtdhay 😖😣

                                                • Puppy Man
                                                  Puppy Man  2 weeks back

                                                  0:01-0:24 is me when I here a knock at my door.

                                                  • Isabella Curiel
                                                    Isabella Curiel  2 weeks back

                                                    I need you to make a podcast

                                                    -vsco shreck

                                                    • Ryan Technology
                                                      Ryan Technology  2 weeks back

                                                      I accidentally bought a 2020 agenda too 😅 it sucks

                                                      • Yusaki Haishi
                                                        Yusaki Haishi  2 weeks back

                                                        Brazilian subtitles

                                                        • Delztio
                                                          Delztio  2 weeks back

                                                          How is the haul not a rant video.

                                                          • Patty Bindesh
                                                            Patty Bindesh  2 weeks back

                                                            SHE'S READING PERCY JACKSON


                                                            oh my gods, i love it

                                                            • Pelin Özge
                                                              Pelin Özge  2 weeks back

                                                              waIT she looks like an adult now??? like how??

                                                              • Regan Saker
                                                                Regan Saker  2 weeks back

                                                                i have been waiting for 1 year and still have not witnessed joana ceddia during the day. i mean we live less than an hour away from each other because we both live in ontario she lives in one city i live in a city 1 hour away. i am furious

                                                                • • PixelChu! •
                                                                  • PixelChu! •  2 weeks back

                                                                  *frickin Samantha*

                                                                  • The Art Moose
                                                                    The Art Moose  2 weeks back

                                                                    Im older than you by a year...and its scary..

                                                                    • Larissa
                                                                      Larissa  3 weeks back

                                                                      lol you're not an adult just cause you're 18. but relax, someday you'll realize this yourself

                                                                    • karina arias
                                                                      karina arias  3 weeks back

                                                                      Im Just waiting and enjoying of course that you become this great scientist and you take us to the NASA or something ✨💖

                                                                      • The Galaxy Gymnast
                                                                        The Galaxy Gymnast  3 weeks back

                                                                        Well I didnt even know about serena williams so you knew more about tennis then I did L😂L

                                                                      • Maya Douglass
                                                                        Maya Douglass  3 weeks back

                                                                        September 4th is my birthday 😂🙄🤦🏼‍♀️😭

                                                                        • Alexis Scares Me
                                                                          Alexis Scares Me  3 weeks back

                                                                          0:28 september 4th is my bday... ahahah

                                                                          • Trevorplane 277
                                                                            Trevorplane 277  3 weeks back

                                                                            I love how chaotic this is cos for some reason... It all makes sense.

                                                                            • Raquel Colon
                                                                              Raquel Colon  3 weeks back

                                                                              I way more than her and I'm 9

                                                                            • Ariel Marquez
                                                                              Ariel Marquez  3 weeks back

                                                                              Everybody: *Calmly watching this video*

                                                                              Joana Ceddia: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!

                                                                              • Bonny Alvarenga
                                                                                Bonny Alvarenga  3 weeks back

                                                                                **zooms in on all the birds**

                                                                                Me:...what are they plotting...they look like they’re plotting...

                                                                                • Joe Blow
                                                                                  Joe Blow  3 weeks back

                                                                                  im supposed to believe that this girls bank account is hurting after buying a few textbooks with her 3 million subs? nice try

                                                                                  • fluffycorgu
                                                                                    fluffycorgu  2 weeks back

                                                                                    lmao for every like 100000 views they get like $8 but pop off. she's probably saving it up, boomer.

                                                                                • emily palmer
                                                                                  emily palmer  4 weeks back

                                                                                  she's so grown up now>^<

                                                                                  • Caitlyn Daniel
                                                                                    Caitlyn Daniel  4 weeks back

                                                                                    Where do you have to be from to say “CALL-culus” and “ALL-gebra”? Kinda like it.

                                                                                    • Emmaline Cook
                                                                                      Emmaline Cook  4 weeks back

                                                                                      I love that when she was talking she was putting grass in a glass measuring cup

                                                                                      • Lupus Wolf
                                                                                        Lupus Wolf  4 weeks back

                                                                                        You know how everyone has catchphrases well i have found my catchphrase~~~



                                                                                        *Be careful with peter pan, he screams*

                                                                                        • Valentina Quezadaa
                                                                                          Valentina Quezadaa  4 weeks back

                                                                                          Joana reminds me of Phoebe Bridgers! Same chaotic good energy. Also, that pirate jacket needs to appear in more videos. Is too marvelous to keep it captive on a closet for the rest of the earth’s life.