Mar-A-Lago Is A Spy's Dream Come True

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  • Published: 06 April 2019
  • Perhaps the only thing more insecure than Donald Trump is his own private country club, Mar-a-Lago, where employees granted entry to a woman from China carrying malware.

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Comments • 768

  • Thomas Phipps
    Thomas Phipps  39 minutes back

    TRUMP ECONOMY SUCKS.

    • Billy Ruben
      Billy Ruben  2 months back

      Democrats created Jim Crow, segregation, the KKK, and the modern government plantations you call inner city slums. More and more people are waking up to see how they have been played by the Democrat party. Martin Luther King Jr. was a Republican and so was the president that ended slavery in the USA. #walkaway

      • illia penrosa
        illia penrosa  3 months back

        Did He , A sitting President just Endorse a Club that He ''0WNS'', I would say thats free enterprise... Amazing, what an advert he is. a real life walking talking Doll, Grimm bro's, rhe' toric #lovelightlaughter/moving

        • Charlie Hunt
          Charlie Hunt  3 months back

          The front desk receptionist did she get a raise? Unlikely, he’s too cheap for that.

          • unreal011
            unreal011  4 months back

            daisy Trump :)

            • Brian Lewis
              Brian Lewis  4 months back

              😴😴🤤😂 No, the NRA is a better spy target. 😂 maybe Facebook is a better punch line. 😂😂😪😴💤

              • Hong Fei Bai
                Hong Fei Bai  5 months back

                There is no need to spy on Trump. Just turn on the TV, talk to him, or read his tweets.

                • Babbleplay
                  Babbleplay  5 months back

                  Doesn't Trump endorse torture? That spy lady may be in for a rough time.

                  • goon303
                    goon303  5 months back

                    When Trump said "What we're doing with cyber is a story in itself"... He is referring to cyber-sex. Just so you all know.

                    • Senica S
                      Senica S  5 months back

                      "Little sneakers junior spy kit" I want one!!!

                      • twenlil
                        twenlil  5 months back

                        Why are the US MSM still hyping about the Chinese woman's passport ?
                        She had two passports because one of them had expired and the US visa issued to her was based on her expired passport.
                        Geez... do a bit of investigation instead of trying to paint the Chinese woman as a spy.
                        She will be freed and deported to China because of miscommunication and misunderstanding.

                        • It's Wednesday, Screw Ironing

                          It was the Assange cat @ 2:33 . Never trust a feline in a tie! 😺😸😹

                          • M
                            M  5 months back

                            The alleged spy was caught, the Colbert writers must be in panic mode.

                            • James Hawkins
                              James Hawkins  5 months back

                              Trump has ruined the phrase: "To be honest with you". It is meaningless now.

                              • inkoftheworld
                                inkoftheworld  5 months back

                                It's easier to imagine Trump shedding his human skin and leaving a trail of gelatinous eggs than it is to imagine him doing human things like playing with a puppy.

                                • zephron28
                                  zephron28  5 months back

                                  Come on America, this orange idiot is just making stuff up to make himself look better. He has no clue what they are doing for security because he does not care. He just wants people to suck up to him and stroke his ego... and other things.

                                  • ih8tusernam3s
                                    ih8tusernam3s  5 months back

                                    "Cyber"

                                    • Ron G
                                      Ron G  5 months back

                                      Who needs a firewall when you have Chocolate Cake !

                                      • MassExtinctionEvent
                                        MassExtinctionEvent  5 months back

                                        By now, Trump calling it "the cyber" isn't even joke-worthy anymore, apparently.

                                        • Barry Kaine
                                          Barry Kaine  5 months back

                                          "what we're doing with cyber..."
                                          Says the idiot who still uses an unsecured private cellphone, despite the protests of all his security advisors.

                                          • olofpalme63
                                            olofpalme63  5 months back

                                            ...lame

                                            • Marlo Greene
                                              Marlo Greene  5 months back

                                              BUY STOCK IN APPLAUSE SIGNS NOW!

                                              • Annie S.
                                                Annie S.  5 months back

                                                “Follow the trail of gelatinous eggs.” LOL!!

                                                • Moe
                                                  Moe  5 months back

                                                  Secret Service revenge: "Hey Joe, do you know this guy?" "Who, the rich guy in a tux with the grenade launcher? Nope, not our problem Bro. Hey does that cloud look like a clown or what?"

                                                  • megahappy2beme
                                                    megahappy2beme  5 months back

                                                    IRRESPONSIBLE, RECKLESS ETC. Come on.

                                                    • Sarah Anderson
                                                      Sarah Anderson  5 months back

                                                      The host entity bit killed me

                                                      • Nightstone
                                                        Nightstone  5 months back

                                                        Scientists claim that Host Entity's gelatin eggs residue is actually immigrant children smothered in KFC gravy...so I've heard.

                                                        • Goran G
                                                          Goran G  5 months back

                                                          OMG......He obviously has absolutely no idea what cyber even means.....!!!

                                                          • Tooba Tr
                                                            Tooba Tr  5 months back

                                                            Trump supporters are brain dead at this point.

                                                            • An Smith
                                                              An Smith  5 months back

                                                              It's harder to keep foreign malicious hackers in the loop if u don't stay at maralogo. He'd have to call them and shit..far easier to let them sniff the wide open networks! Lmao! ROFL!

                                                              • Josh Guyette
                                                                Josh Guyette  5 months back

                                                                2:55 - Horrible edit

                                                                • Dan Strayer
                                                                  Dan Strayer  5 months back

                                                                  host entity. What the Alien called the crew of the Nostromo.

                                                                  • Jerry Doe
                                                                    Jerry Doe  5 months back

                                                                    WTF happened to his "hair" its gotten to spread out and thin it looks like a bird nest with spider webs that needs to be set on fire !!!

                                                                    • Johnny johns
                                                                      Johnny johns  5 months back

                                                                      Obviously they have secret service how else did they "find" her. This show is getting trump derangement syndrome!

                                                                      • KariDaGooner
                                                                        KariDaGooner  5 months back

                                                                        He probably deletes his desktop shortcuts to "save memory"...

                                                                        • Darakaa
                                                                          Darakaa  5 months back

                                                                          Gelatinous Entity. From Stranger Things Season 3?!

                                                                          • WaterlooUploader
                                                                            WaterlooUploader  5 months back

                                                                            "Host entity" is the replacement name for "Individual 1." Keeping up with these name changes is proving to be challenging.

                                                                            • Parker McCormack
                                                                              Parker McCormack  5 months back

                                                                              Damn you Giuliani for changing my screensaver are you trying to get my tax returns to send them to fox news or an audit

                                                                              • Parker McCormack
                                                                                Parker McCormack  5 months back

                                                                                Is was the massage therapist involved with deflating Robert Kraft's balls now after Trump-gate

                                                                                • Robert Brucefan
                                                                                  Robert Brucefan  5 months back

                                                                                  Steve, Surrender. Your opinions are garbage and the only ones listening are the brainwashed gullible liberals who count to ten using letters.

                                                                                  • Isa Torres Landa
                                                                                    Isa Torres Landa  5 months back

                                                                                    "Host entity" is the best one yet

                                                                                    • Harrison Flett
                                                                                      Harrison Flett  5 months back

                                                                                      WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The redaction of the Mueller report stalled on Monday after the Attorney General, William Barr, passed out from inhaling fumes from multiple Sharpie markers. That's a lot of redacting

                                                                                      • Gordon Anderson
                                                                                        Gordon Anderson  5 months back

                                                                                        "Camp David? Sounds too Jewish to me" he may have said.
                                                                                        Maybe the woman was from one of his favorite massage parlors?


                                                                                        Trouble with ED's (ExtraDimensional beings that take over Earth Human bodies and make them do sinful things?
                                                                                        Call it 'The Reptile Dysfunktion.'

                                                                                        • Gordon Anderson
                                                                                          Gordon Anderson  5 months back

                                                                                          WAIT - "a fluke situation" - is not a fluke a tiny organism that enters the body by swimming up an orifice, to eat and lay eggs inside? AH haaaa, and GrROSSSSssss.

                                                                                      • sailtheplains
                                                                                        sailtheplains  5 months back

                                                                                        2:42 haha not all heroes wear capes

                                                                                        • Eric Melton
                                                                                          Eric Melton  5 months back

                                                                                          If 2.5 million had internet

                                                                                          • Eric Melton
                                                                                            Eric Melton  5 months back

                                                                                            I can only get 2.8 million likes for my comment.

                                                                                            • Eric Melton
                                                                                              Eric Melton  5 months back

                                                                                              Good keep him away from west Virginia

                                                                                              • mofoyouknow B
                                                                                                mofoyouknow B  5 months back

                                                                                                Lol, a Chinese spy, just walked onto his country club,lol.