What Would Joe Rogan Do in the Apocalypse?


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  • Erick Fontela
    Erick Fontela  38 minutes back

    ....how bout you bring a lighter

    • capn cant catch
      capn cant catch  1 hours back

      Id take either a Toyota hilux,,or a Nissan dmax xtr...and a ton of weed on the back lol..then and armoured warrior apc.

      • Kevin Jones
        Kevin Jones  9 hours back

        Life is more than survival

        • jeff lusty
          jeff lusty  9 hours back

          Joe would Die like everyone else. This Idiot is not special in any way.

          • Hura Can
            Hura Can  15 hours back

            So, animals survive a nuclear explosion? And they will drive on the empty roads? Rogan you are a smart guy. Come on!

            • Alex Hurtado
              Alex Hurtado  21 hours back

              "he'll shoot cars" lmao

              • theWiseman23
                theWiseman23  21 hours back

                I don’t know what I would do if the world ended but I would wait for people to run out of ammo if possible and hope for the best

                • Erin Biggers
                  Erin Biggers  1 days back

                  What a weak and pathetic guest ...not a man

                  • James Bechtel
                    James Bechtel  1 days back

                    Weed for trade man. Same thing with chocolate, alcohol, coffee. It might seem a little silly but someone will be willing to exchange for those luxury items when shit gets bad. Also dont rely on rabbits for food. Look up the rabbit famine. Rabbit meat is to lean to keep you alive. You have to suppliment it with other foods or you'll still die. The spanish literally starved to death with stomachs full of rabbit because the animals are so small and lean that they didnt have any of the needed fat content. It stops the hunger pains but it doesnt stop your body from physically wasting away.

                    • James Bechtel
                      James Bechtel  1 days back


                  • Emmy Cooper
                    Emmy Cooper  1 days back

                    North east coast is where to be. You can fully live off the land here. Plants and animals everywhere. The mid to west of the US is mostly dead land, rock mountains, deserts, and not good soil for plants. South would be good too like the swamps.

                    • Khristian Williams
                      Khristian Williams  1 days back

                      Really puts into perspective how fragile society is.

                      • William Randolph
                        William Randolph  1 days back

                        By his own scenario, a nuclear power plant explodes....this. guy says. "It's not winter." Ever hear of nuclear winter?....lol
                        Then, he asks, "You wouldn't stay put where you live?"......um. . near an exploded nuclear power plant?
                        But I hate to say it, but Joe is right. You aren't gonna last long......

                        • MarkisTG
                          MarkisTG  1 days back

                          You would want to drive a diesal vehicle. Most people don't have one so there you go

                          • Minist
                            Minist  1 days back

                            in case of world war
                            Stay away from millennials trying to steal your shit since they've turned into zombies from the lack of mobile services.

                            • Indus S
                              Indus S  1 days back

                              rabbit is good but too lean. no fat. you would not survive on a diet of rabbit alone

                              • Mike Swizzy
                                Mike Swizzy  1 days back

                                Check out Pickle Meadows in the winter some time.

                                • kevin d
                                  kevin d  1 days back

                                  My truck has 36 gallons in the tank

                                  • edge21str
                                    edge21str  2 days back

                                    No looting stores for food and supplies?

                                    • Joe Sansone
                                      Joe Sansone  2 days back

                                      I don’t know who the black dude is but he seems extremely dumb. Everything that comes out of his mouth is stupid

                                      • jason hounsell
                                        jason hounsell  2 days back

                                        Yea I think Joe would make it, anyone competitive and in that situation has a much higher chance. Let’s be real, the minute it sinks in that it’s the apocalypse and you have a family (or without) other people don’t matter anymore, if it’s between my daughters starving to death and me shooting someone else to take anything that can stop that, it’s nice to think we would all get along and work together but I’m a realist. Think about how mad you get when anyone hurts your kids, Your in a softplay and some other kid looks like they are picking on them, all of a sudden your resisting urges to beat the hell out of a 6 year old.... imagine a guy who is the difference between watching your kid starve to death or live. Sorry buddy the stronger survive.

                                        Hopefully that buys enough time and supplies to get into a good spot where you can sustain.

                                        • Deeda Meezy
                                          Deeda Meezy  2 days back

                                          Eat DMTtil it goes away😂

                                          • Peter Larkin
                                            Peter Larkin  2 days back

                                            Hope you like solent green.

                                            • SubZeRoy9
                                              SubZeRoy9  2 days back

                                              I don't like that guy. He's annoying.

                                              • Old Luke
                                                Old Luke  2 days back

                                                You have to take into account all the pets and farm animals out there in and around forested areas.

                                                • Surf Widow
                                                  Surf Widow  2 days back

                                                  The bars he would take unless he has them right now would be gone by the time he got to the store as would just about everything else with the panic buying frenzy!

                                                  • brady Lebredz
                                                    brady Lebredz  3 days back

                                                    Joe “go to the liquor store and fill it up with alcohol” Rogan

                                                    • Captain America
                                                      Captain America  3 days back

                                                      That black guy doesn't have a clue he would be one of the frist ones to go.

                                                      • dushi21
                                                        dushi21  3 days back

                                                        People worry to much and forget to be happy and live in the moment. Once gone, all this material, fight for survival/existence means nothing. So don’t worry let life happen. Have fun. And don’t forget praise Jesus. Just in case. What’s wrong with having a Savior. Peace

                                                        • Giorgi M
                                                          Giorgi M  3 days back

                                                          I'm pretty sure most of the people watching this are high as fuck right now like me, and are dyng laughing at the very question and the title and anticipating Joe's answer while the guy's asking him the question.

                                                          • Connor
                                                            Connor  3 days back

                                                            Joe seems so annoyed with this guy. I am too.

                                                            • DarthRaver86 86
                                                              DarthRaver86 86  3 days back

                                                              Joe "I'll eat my viewers in an apocalypse" rogan.

                                                              • DJ
                                                                DJ  3 days back

                                                                You better get to know your neighbors. Especially in a big city like L.A. You'd have to create a community and utilize everyones skills i.e. nurses, security, chefs, engineers ect. There would definitely be lawless people out there ready to take advantage of the chaos and you'd have to be prepared and skilled enough to take them out when and if necessary. Your community would and should create a council much like our American government institutions. Create bills and amendments, a constitution and a set of laws to live by and what would happen to a people that steal, rob, rape ect. You have to ask and answer the hard questions like, does your community decide to lockup the thieves while providing them high value food water ect. or do you kill them off because the community can't afford to have them stealing from them and/or provide them with food ,water, and shelter while they're locked up. Or do you just forgive them, let them go and hope they don't do it again? If you forgive and let go does this thief look at your community as an easy target inviting their friends or accomplices to join in their next thief excursion on your fortress? But yea get to know and form relationships with your neighbors and community and humbly offer your skills and build a community of teamwork, respect and ethics. That's the best way to survive and live through a catastrophe. The romantic idea of going it alone isn't the best idea. It would be terribly lonley and the chances of survival decreases signifigantly.

                                                                • Changing Things
                                                                  Changing Things  3 days back

                                                                  People say medical doctors would be a prize to have in your clan. They will tell you they are pretty useless without drugs and equipment.

                                                                  • Jacob Halifax
                                                                    Jacob Halifax  3 days back

                                                                    This guy is like "you'd the Tesla, right" NO. "I'd shoot at that truck" What, NO. "you'd take marijuana" NO. This guy got his priorities out of whack!

                                                                    • CraaigMaac94
                                                                      CraaigMaac94  4 days back

                                                                      Get bear grylls on joe 👍

                                                                      • Brian Wilkinson
                                                                        Brian Wilkinson  4 days back

                                                                        easy... take a AR15, find a the crazy prepare guy, and now you have all the stuff you need

                                                                        • Rickey Coats
                                                                          Rickey Coats  4 days back

                                                                          The guy Joe is talking about who drove from Arizona to Canada is a retired Green Beret. He runs a company that teaches people survival techniques and some shooting stuff. i would love to see how fast this guy would get smoked as soon as attempted to shoot. That would be priceless. Actually Mike, the retired GB, would most like just walk up to this tough tesla driver, snatch his gun out of his hand, slap the crap out of the guy, take his stuff, and leave him to die from exposure.

                                                                          • Gabe Parra
                                                                            Gabe Parra  5 days back

                                                                            Im keepin a fat lady joint any day

                                                                            • FLIPPING CAMPER
                                                                              FLIPPING CAMPER  5 days back

                                                                              Check list check 👁️👌👌👌👻

                                                                              • HiGh OnNeCtEr
                                                                                HiGh OnNeCtEr  5 days back

                                                                                Really???? Yeah bring bows and guns.. really????? Yeah and kill animals. Really??? Yeah no yeah...really???? Yeah....

                                                                                • Cycl3R1der
                                                                                  Cycl3R1der  5 days back

                                                                                  Listening to la people talking about survival is strange. Y’all should come to northeast Ohio There’s billion deer here

                                                                                  • Taylor Sharifzadeh
                                                                                    Taylor Sharifzadeh  5 days back

                                                                                    If the pumps stop working. There’s still 5000+ gal in the holding tank.

                                                                                    • Hi. There
                                                                                      Hi. There  5 days back

                                                                                      Nothing because LA is on the list of "the first 10"

                                                                                      • Greg S.
                                                                                        Greg S.  5 days back

                                                                                        Lint with a little vaseline on it. Boom.

                                                                                        • Greg S.
                                                                                          Greg S.  5 days back

                                                                                          Some stuff I read says its 10 sq. miles per person, some 20 sq miles per person for pre-tech lifestyle...so...yeah, for get it.

                                                                                          • londontrada
                                                                                            londontrada  5 days back

                                                                                            You need to catch a bunch of rabbits and then let em breed.

                                                                                            • chris bretney
                                                                                              chris bretney  6 days back

                                                                                              When the SHTF we are going to have millions of people trying to get to the woods and they will be killing each other for the resources outside of cities !because all of these people will be fighting the people that own the land as well who thought they had planned it well by living in the woods in the first place ! it aint gonna be pretty !

                                                                                              • feelnursis
                                                                                                feelnursis  6 days back

                                                                                                I honestly truly think joe would be one of the first to die.