A week in the life of John Cena

  • Published: 10 December 2018
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    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and had accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

    In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replased with the “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be droped from vords kontaining “ou”. After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensible riten styl.

    Zer vil be no more trubl or difikultis and evrirun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a United Urop vil finaly kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

    If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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Comments • 24 346

  • Saida Minatozaki
    Saida Minatozaki  20 minutes back

    Would you rather drink a pizza or eat a milk?

    • Soph1e
      Soph1e  4 hours back

      I truly love you so much you really lighten up my day your so funny and beautiful at the same time LOL anyway I just really lover your personality and your humor best wishes 💕 also I have to watch back. All your vids cause Ive seen all your vids already and when I see a new one I literally jump out of my skin:;((•﹏•๑)));:🌟-Sophie-love your girl. 🐙

      • Emo Tiger cat
        Emo Tiger cat  9 hours back

        *puts John cena on papper


        • Meghan Bradley
          Meghan Bradley  19 hours back

          The beginning always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          • Cösmo Echøs
            Cösmo Echøs  1 days back

            Am i the only one that pronounces wednesday WED-NES-DAY so i can spell it correctly?? Cuz I spell it like whensday UwU

            • Gabriella Poulton
              Gabriella Poulton  2 days back

              *And on Wednesdays we wear a pink IT band*

              • Hiatt Purcell
                Hiatt Purcell  2 days back

                sometimes i just do a bunch of blow and watch these videos at 2x speed. get real hyped up.

                • Jenson Blight
                  Jenson Blight  2 days back

                  Ahhh yes, the time before John cena went through a midlife crisis and cut her hair shorter with craft scissors, then bleached it. Oh god

                  • Esra Uysal
                    Esra Uysal  2 days back

                    For Euro English you can use the letter "ş" for "sh" sound and "ç" for "ch" sound. Thats gonna make the words even shorter. Thats how we do in turkish :)

                    • Sophia Daunis
                      Sophia Daunis  2 days back

                      im in middle school and i have to wake up at 5am and get on the bus at 6:25am

                      • Huddythings
                        Huddythings  3 days back

                        I live 8 minutes away from my house so I skip math because my teacher is really nice and he just catches me up on quiz days why everyone works

                        • Ansley Jayde
                          Ansley Jayde  3 days back

                          Okay let’s be real....*the subtitles are the best part*

                          • Sonali Prasad
                            Sonali Prasad  3 days back

                            Which city does she live in??

                            • THICC potato
                              THICC potato  3 days back

                              6:18 EXCUSE ME

                              • immortal pigeon
                                immortal pigeon  4 days back

                                *_you should call your fans cenaers or sinners same pronunciation_*
                                yes sí,
                                -whats my name again? Oh yeah its alferonzo and im the ripe age of 264!

                                • Zhishen Ding
                                  Zhishen Ding  4 days back

                                  Eating healthy food, exercising like crazy, having a loving mother who drives you everywhere all the time and even complaining about having too much gravy on your sandwich...... What a wonderful life.

                                  • Crybabys
                                    Crybabys  4 days back

                                    your name is John cena? man you're lucky to have such a bootiful
                                    name :,)

                                    • elaine murphy
                                      elaine murphy  5 days back

                                      i used to start school at 8:40 but now i start at 8:25 :(

                                      • Deepti N
                                        Deepti N  5 days back

                                        i searched "john cena" and this came up

                                        • water :/
                                          water :/  5 days back

                                          10:33 *good morning*

                                          • - Vkook Animations -
                                            - Vkook Animations -  6 days back

                                            my life is like this but I do softball practice for 5 hours, have a 5-minute break and do a game wheeze

                                            • Gillian Bremicker
                                              Gillian Bremicker  7 days back

                                              Read the descriptionnnnnnn

                                              • f r e e s i a
                                                f r e e s i a  1 weeks back

                                                joana: *wakes up at 6:30am*
                                                me: *goes to school at 6:30am*

                                                • Rainbow Cynicist
                                                  Rainbow Cynicist  1 weeks back

                                                  I'm trying to imagine only being sick for a few days and not two weeks and it's just not happening

                                                  • unitatoe1savior???????????

                                                    HHOW DO U EAT WHITHOUT GETTING FAT PLEASE SHARE

                                                  • Charlotte Utting
                                                    Charlotte Utting  1 weeks back

                                                    i wish my school let us go home at lunch ah but no! we must stay at school

                                                    • Charlotte Utting
                                                      Charlotte Utting  1 weeks back

                                                      yeah um okay how do you eat that healthy

                                                      • Paladium
                                                        Paladium  5 days back

                                                        My understanding is that really only in America do they eat like shit. Everywhere else seems to understand that foods purpose is sustenance. Its not meant to be cookies and sugar every single day.

                                                    • Bugaboo S
                                                      Bugaboo S  1 weeks back

                                                      Joana being quiet in this video scares the shit out of me

                                                      • OLIVIA SCHAER
                                                        OLIVIA SCHAER  1 weeks back

                                                        I run track and we have practice four days a week and four hour meets every Saturday so my school work is good like A’s and B’s but I think we could all try to be a little bit more like Joana

                                                        • OLIVIA SCHAER
                                                          OLIVIA SCHAER  1 weeks back

                                                          I know right it’s kinda satisfying cause of how organized and healthy she is

                                                          • Alberte Madsen
                                                            Alberte Madsen  1 weeks back

                                                            you know that feeling when you open up your phone on the frontface camera? thats what its like watching your videos.. found your channel yesterday and im hooked lol

                                                            • Olivia Costanza
                                                              Olivia Costanza  1 weeks back

                                                              I’m so jealous, my high school starts at 7:25

                                                              • Jaiden_Le _Taco
                                                                Jaiden_Le _Taco  1 weeks back

                                                                This was made on my birt dee

                                                                • Daisy Hernandez
                                                                  Daisy Hernandez  1 weeks back

                                                                  Please make a video on what you eat? Looks sooo good

                                                                  • Daisy Hernandez
                                                                    Daisy Hernandez  1 weeks back

                                                                    You are not John Cena

                                                                    • Attie Davis
                                                                      Attie Davis  1 weeks back

                                                                      Who else read the description in a German accent part way through?

                                                                      • Julie Saunders
                                                                        Julie Saunders  1 weeks back

                                                                        Oh ma god, the subtitles at 0:12

                                                                        • Alexis Helm
                                                                          Alexis Helm  2 weeks back

                                                                          yo I get eczema on my eyelids too. It sucks soooooo bad and you end up looking sick/dead

                                                                          • expecto Patronum
                                                                            expecto Patronum  2 weeks back

                                                                            I love you

                                                                            • Pexon Mitch
                                                                              Pexon Mitch  2 weeks back

                                                                              ok but WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE DESCRIPTION

                                                                              • Gregory J Sifontes
                                                                                Gregory J Sifontes  2 weeks back

                                                                                4:34 lol hahaha! Baby chosen tv series

                                                                                • Snowy Clawz
                                                                                  Snowy Clawz  2 weeks back

                                                                                  What do you use to record

                                                                                  • Kiki Kardashian
                                                                                    Kiki Kardashian  2 weeks back

                                                                                    I can’t count how many words john cena has taught me

                                                                                    • Pastel Pixels
                                                                                      Pastel Pixels  2 weeks back

                                                                                      the captions

                                                                                      • Melody Davis
                                                                                        Melody Davis  2 weeks back

                                                                                        * Reads description *

                                                                                        *wait Joanna knows French*

                                                                                        • And I Oop
                                                                                          And I Oop  3 weeks back

                                                                                          Nobody’s gonna talk about how wholesome the captions are 🤣🤣😜

                                                                                          • Zinat Basudwal
                                                                                            Zinat Basudwal  3 weeks back

                                                                                            is nobody going to talk about the *rough Christmas music*........

                                                                                            MeRrY CrYslEr

                                                                                            • Marquis de Lafayette
                                                                                              Marquis de Lafayette  3 weeks back

                                                                                              French? FRENCH? *FRENCH*