A week in the life of John Cena

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  • Published: 10 December 2018
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    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and had accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

    In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replased with the “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be droped from vords kontaining “ou”. After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensible riten styl.

    Zer vil be no more trubl or difikultis and evrirun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a United Urop vil finaly kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

    If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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Comments • 24 438

  • Jess Stange
    Jess Stange  5 hours back

    I go to physio because my spine? Yea she's litterally shaped like this- §

    • Vivian
      Vivian  16 hours back

      imagine john cena being your tutor

      • LoadsOfLikes 12
        LoadsOfLikes 12  21 hours back

        Make a face with these eyes to express how your feeling!
        Let’s hit 1k!!! 👁👅👁

        • Maisie Natsu
          Maisie Natsu  3 days back

          I wish I had joana as a tutor

          • sara 34
            sara 34  3 days back

            i wanna be productive like u, god bless u 🥰

            • Ramon Quiroz
              Ramon Quiroz  5 days back

              I like ze diskription

              • It's Giobeatees
                It's Giobeatees  5 days back

                6:02 Me at Christmas Dinner

                • Choro deivid
                  Choro deivid  6 days back

                  *UNA SEMANA EN LA VIDA DE JOHN CENA*

                  • Mattie G
                    Mattie G  6 days back

                    Joana is 70% water 30% tortillas🌯

                    • samichh
                      samichh  7 days back

                      the swim practice at 7 in the morning is relatable, except my practice is sometimes at 6:30, or 6 am :(

                      • FlipperBooch219
                        FlipperBooch219  6 days back

                        samichh my practices on school days are at 6-7am, then we’ll have an afternoon 3:15-5:30 practice too

                    • Leah Marie
                      Leah Marie  1 weeks back

                      I'd kill for her life. She seems happy and everything is so simple and wholesome. She even eats so healthy. This is the life id choose over my depression, anxiety, poverty ridden life I have now

                      • Leah Marie
                        Leah Marie  6 days back

                        @biggest boi well I'm alive and not paralyzed or brain dead so yea I'm better than most would be in my situation

                      • Leah Marie
                        Leah Marie  6 days back

                        @Alina Khan ok

                      • biggest boi
                        biggest boi  6 days back

                        U good

                      • Alina Khan
                        Alina Khan  6 days back

                        Leah Marie ok?

                    • Fatema Alhazmi
                      Fatema Alhazmi  1 weeks back

                      I love you soooooooo much you are so beautiful and funny 😂💛💛💛💛

                      • Sunflower Gaming
                        Sunflower Gaming  2 weeks back

                        My morning swim is at 5:30 and ends at 6:45 wth I’m jealous

                        • Shielooong
                          Shielooong  2 weeks back

                          the start of our class is 6:30am so i woke up 4:30am

                          phillipines😂

                          • Evan PW
                            Evan PW  2 weeks back

                            0:10 to 0:11 if you pause and turn on capstions then it says "how are we doing?*badly but thanks for asking John Cena

                            • josephine gonzales
                              josephine gonzales  2 weeks back

                              5:01 me when I go to school

                              • Nicole Fahr-Becker
                                Nicole Fahr-Becker  2 weeks back

                                My lunch is 20 minutes...




                                20 FREAKING MINUTES

                                • kim node
                                  kim node  2 weeks back

                                  my advice you should get Grammarly for your Eng H.W
                                  love you..

                                  • Ronika Sassy
                                    Ronika Sassy  3 weeks back

                                    Y does joana look 12 in the thumbnail?

                                    • xLogic Doesnt Existx
                                      xLogic Doesnt Existx  3 weeks back

                                      Don’t you love weekend practices were you wake up at 6am and drive 40mins to the pool while everyone else just goes 5mins so they wake up at 6:45 because they don’t live 1000 miles away

                                      • Brookie Cookie
                                        Brookie Cookie  3 weeks back

                                        I can’t believe you kept a pair of socks for five whole years without like loosing one

                                        • Artleen Salvador
                                          Artleen Salvador  3 weeks back

                                          i love the subtitles <3

                                          • nelle
                                            nelle  3 weeks back

                                            do not read the description if you wish to keep your sane together

                                            • Ella Eats
                                              Ella Eats  3 weeks back

                                              you are my queen and saviour

                                              • Kim Swartz
                                                Kim Swartz  3 weeks back

                                                Or make a IQ test on YouTube

                                                • Kim Swartz
                                                  Kim Swartz  3 weeks back

                                                  Joana u should answer riddles

                                                  • best_burqueno_ boi
                                                    best_burqueno_ boi  3 weeks back

                                                    I-

                                                    • Maryam Ashiq
                                                      Maryam Ashiq  3 weeks back

                                                      it is weird to see someone so healthy lol, love your vids

                                                      • Joerish Austero
                                                        Joerish Austero  4 weeks back

                                                        What editing app do you use?

                                                        • Kaust Ve La Grisaia
                                                          Kaust Ve La Grisaia  4 weeks back

                                                          Yoi

                                                          • Michelle Porter
                                                            Michelle Porter  4 weeks back

                                                            John Cena, serious question: are u the girl from the meme where she bops with the triangle of hair and then she turns around over her shoulder with shades on? Sos pls recreate 😹😹😹

                                                            • nerdy reader
                                                              nerdy reader  4 weeks back

                                                              How did u end up with 3 avacados on toast

                                                              • Plant Me Ashley
                                                                Plant Me Ashley  4 weeks back

                                                                How tf long are canadian lunches 😂

                                                                • Hyjnor Jasiqi
                                                                  Hyjnor Jasiqi  1 months back

                                                                  My name is literally Joana and I am a swimmer 🏊‍♀️ but I swim for a club
                                                                  Sorry if I am late

                                                                  • Emarie Schweikhardt
                                                                    Emarie Schweikhardt  1 months back

                                                                    You are so lucky, I am jealous. Our high school swim team has practice at 5:30 am, so I wake up at 4:15 each morning.

                                                                    • Tom Zheng
                                                                      Tom Zheng  1 months back

                                                                      As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and had accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

                                                                      In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

                                                                      There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replased with the “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

                                                                      In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

                                                                      Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

                                                                      Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

                                                                      By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

                                                                      During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be droped from vords kontaining “ou”. After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensible riten styl.

                                                                      Zer vil be no more trubl or difikultis and evrirun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a United Urop vil finaly kum tru.

                                                                      Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

                                                                      If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

                                                                      • Alyssa Nicole
                                                                        Alyssa Nicole  1 months back

                                                                        I'm in middle school and I have to wake up at 5 and my bus comes at 6:49

                                                                        • triipy
                                                                          triipy  1 months back

                                                                          Mother goose Joanna edition : E A T
                                                                          mother goose me edition : Jesus you are fat-

                                                                          • Foxy _
                                                                            Foxy _  1 months back

                                                                            The people disliking r jealous because of John census and her amazingness

                                                                            • KatIsMe
                                                                              KatIsMe  1 months back

                                                                              I’m eating chicken nuggets with carrots.. sorry. I thought I would share

                                                                              • Human Bean
                                                                                Human Bean  1 months back

                                                                                Who do you swim for now that you’re in university?

                                                                                • Harsh Tiwari
                                                                                  Harsh Tiwari  1 months back

                                                                                  Where the fuck is John Cena?

                                                                                  • Cherry Salvino
                                                                                    Cherry Salvino  1 months back

                                                                                    year 1

                                                                                    • Saanvi Sharma
                                                                                      Saanvi Sharma  1 months back

                                                                                      I am here exactly a year after this greatness was alive on the Internet 🌐...

                                                                                      • UwUpops
                                                                                        UwUpops  1 months back

                                                                                        Is it just me who's laughing at 'john Cena'

                                                                                        • Natalie G
                                                                                          Natalie G  1 months back

                                                                                          i am watching this one year later....wow its gone by fast

                                                                                          • Duck
                                                                                            Duck  1 months back

                                                                                            I’m just glad you don’t have to wake up at 4:50 a.m