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  • Published: 28 January 2019
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    Hey you! Ma'am! Ma'am I have to ask you: Where can I meet with the manager of this enclosure? Where is that son of a gun? I ordered a pacifier from him the other day and for some reason, I got a carton of eggs in the mail. What service is this? What business do you thing you guys are running? I paid my good, hard earned money for that stupid thing and this is how you repay me? I don't even have a child. I bought that pacifier to clog a hole in the wall of my washroom. It's located right in front of the toilet and for some reason, water just randomly jets out of it. I swear, I will be having explosive diarrhea when a vat of polar cold water will just shoot me in the face. I got whip lash the last time that happened, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU IDIOTS THINK YOU CAN COME AND PLAY IN MY TOWN, HUH? YOU THINK A CARTON OF EGGS WILL SUFFICE MY NEEDS? WELL YOU WERE WRONG. YOU COULDN'T BE MORE INCOMPETENT. Go, explain yourself. I have a plate of warm hummus just waiting for me when I get home. I don't even dip that shizzle. I eat spoonfuls of it. I vacuum it up. The process is so quick that one second, I will be looking at that big, shmexy plate and then the next, IT WILL BE IN MY GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT, YOU NUT. I WANT MY PACIFIEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!

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    Jindy Crawford
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Comments • 28 488

  • Nex Mess
    Nex Mess  4 hours back

    In USA what foreign language do u have on the last exam in highschool? If u got any. In my country it's english so it's easy as f

    • Chem Fallon
      Chem Fallon  23 hours back

      I swear I saw sherk in her nose

      • Nadine Hanisya
        Nadine Hanisya  1 days back

        your parents drives you anywhere everywhere

        • AwksitsRoz
          AwksitsRoz  1 days back

          can we appreciate that her mom followed her around filming the last part

          • Izzy
            Izzy  1 days back

            This is my favorite video in youtube

            • Khushi Lakhmani
              Khushi Lakhmani  1 days back

              I have the same calculator

              • Megan Cashatt
                Megan Cashatt  1 days back

                When I don’t get enough sleep I get hyper and loopy. I also go on auto pilot.

                • Lizzy Parker
                  Lizzy Parker  2 days back

                  Isn’t it great that when you wake up to go to school there’s actually a thing called the sun? Where I live when I’m at my bus stop in the winter you can’t even see the sun :/

                  • Bhavin Shukla
                    Bhavin Shukla  2 days back

                    Being Organized.Thats only thing which is impossible to atain......

                    • Kendrich Badando
                      Kendrich Badando  3 days back

                      What she is:

                      5% Avocado tortilla
                      10% Water
                      30% Organization
                      50% John Cena


                      100% ARITZIA

                      • SM-T2006
                        SM-T2006  3 days back

                        Watching this one month before exams 😂😂

                        • ging3rdragon
                          ging3rdragon  3 days back

                          Wow busy day. 👍

                          • A B
                            A B  3 days back

                            Honestly.I wouldn’t be too scared if I had a very successful YouTube channel that makes many views.

                            • Bronwyn P
                              Bronwyn P  3 days back

                              the biRth of the avocado tortilla

                              • K
                                K  4 days back

                                LOOK AT HER FRICKIN ARMORY 8:28

                                • L o v e l y
                                  L o v e l y  4 days back

                                  I knoow tis video is old, it was on auto play but i noticed that was the day of my birthday lol

                                  • Míđñigth Påťatø Sênpáì

                                    That date is my birthday...

                                    • Jamin Torpe
                                      Jamin Torpe  4 days back

                                      Wow the day after me birthday

                                      • Monika
                                        Monika  4 days back

                                        From which planet are you?!

                                        • MacKenzie Fowler
                                          MacKenzie Fowler  4 days back

                                          3:15 and so...THE AVACADO TORTILLA WAS BORN

                                          • ØҜѦ҃
                                            ØҜѦ҃  4 days back

                                            "My eyes are burning"
                                            Stop holding them open!

                                            • Annie Bose
                                              Annie Bose  4 days back

                                              Damn it , why do you always give me motivation to study hard 😂😑

                                              • lilith violet harmony
                                                lilith violet harmony  5 days back

                                                I hope my kid turns out like her. a mixture of a ball of energy and organised mess.

                                                • Navnit Singh
                                                  Navnit Singh  5 days back

                                                  I get 9hrs and 30 mins of sleep -_- WHERE ARE MY 5TH GRADERSSSS

                                                  • Kass Wong
                                                    Kass Wong  5 days back

                                                    Love how her mom is her cameraman.

                                                    • The only Woolf
                                                      The only Woolf  6 days back

                                                      What she did midsummer nights dream then I just started grade 6 and I’m doing that and it’s not even hard

                                                      • Send This To Your Parents

                                                        Your lesson on Physics was my lesson when I was grade 6

                                                        • Dj_builder 12
                                                          Dj_builder 12  6 days back

                                                          Omg I love her videos it’s so basic but humorous at the same time and dang she is smart everyone she says a big word I ask Siri for help lol

                                                          • Dewi Soddemann
                                                            Dewi Soddemann  6 days back

                                                            Well that escalated quickly

                                                            • Yellow Flowers
                                                              Yellow Flowers  6 days back

                                                              This might be pretty weird but here is how i deal in exams season(done this since middle school,now im starting second year of university).I like sleep but i have the mindset of putting priorities first.I am willing to sacrifice my sleep for studying.It has happened to me multiple times that i fall asleep at 11pm or even 12 and wake up at 2:30am.I find studying very early in the morning really helpful.i concentrate a lot.And i very very rarely sleep during the day and i NEVER drink/have caffeine to keep me awake.its just my body is used to these past years.Every exam i have i wake up at 2:30 or 3:00 to study and it works like wonders (to me).

                                                              • PinkRoses
                                                                PinkRoses  6 days back

                                                                Her: "I woke up bright and obnoxiously early" *5:15 am*
                                                                Me: *usually wakes up anywhere between **3:30** and 5:00 am as a school student*

                                                                • myangsuma
                                                                  myangsuma  7 days back

                                                                  watching people from america stress about their exams makes me go awww. if you want to see hardcore, come to asia.

                                                                  • Fox Spirit
                                                                    Fox Spirit  7 days back

                                                                    Avocado tortilla

                                                                    • Alicia
                                                                      Alicia  1 weeks back

                                                                      This is the beginning of her avocado tortillas

                                                                      • Miriam Carmen Andaya
                                                                        Miriam Carmen Andaya  1 weeks back

                                                                        My exams are at the end of the each month-_-

                                                                        • WillingHurdle
                                                                          WillingHurdle  1 weeks back

                                                                          ALMOST AT 3 MIL!!!

                                                                          • Tessa Maddalena
                                                                            Tessa Maddalena  1 weeks back

                                                                            Almost 3 Million AHHHH

                                                                            • myra zumba
                                                                              myra zumba  1 weeks back

                                                                              “I wanna be a squid” - John Cena

                                                                              Famous Last Words

                                                                              • Compilation TV
                                                                                Compilation TV  1 weeks back

                                                                                I lOvE yOu

                                                                                • Dumb Stuff
                                                                                  Dumb Stuff  1 weeks back

                                                                                  I wanna be a squid too

                                                                                  • Zepeto Pictures
                                                                                    Zepeto Pictures  1 weeks back

                                                                                    This is my favourite John Cena video

                                                                                    • blue pink
                                                                                      blue pink  1 weeks back

                                                                                      her nostrils adorable

                                                                                      • Rebecca Moegi
                                                                                        Rebecca Moegi  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Yes the turns have tabled indeed...

                                                                                        • skreet skree
                                                                                          skreet skree  1 weeks back

                                                                                          bRiGhT aNd oBnOxIoUsLy eArLy

                                                                                          I have to wake up at 4:30 every single day......







                                                                                          And before anyone asks I go to bed at around 11 every night....... I am also bamboozled on how I'm even alive..

                                                                                          • Sarah Nguyen
                                                                                            Sarah Nguyen  1 weeks back

                                                                                            Congrats for 2.9M subs. I hope I can meet u next year

                                                                                            • LPSPurple-TV
                                                                                              LPSPurple-TV  1 weeks back

                                                                                              Am I the only one that was interested in hamlet? No, just me? Okay....

                                                                                              • VIolet gacha
                                                                                                VIolet gacha  2 weeks back

                                                                                                How to write a essay when ypu can only write with pen :write the essay with pencil then trace it with pen:👌

                                                                                                • standkit is confused and not hoppy

                                                                                                  Im sorry you did not recive your pacifier but have you checked within the eggs?