Monday Morning Podcast 7-29-19

  • Published: 29 July 2019
  • Bill rambles about baseball, fatties, and the theater.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 563

  • sodapop426
    sodapop426  6 days back


    • Maximillian Osaben
      Maximillian Osaben  3 weeks back

      1:00:24 - "Practice it. Practice con.. confronting people. Oh... oh, my mother's calling. Hang on a second. Jesus Christ..."
      *Funniest moment of a really hysterical podcast that had me in stitches all the way home!*

      • C.4
        C.4  3 weeks back

        Imagine not knowing that “To Kill A Mockingbird” is a book as well that’s an American Classic😂😂

        • Remy Andre Urne
          Remy Andre Urne  4 weeks back

          I like fattys

          • Remy Andre Urne
            Remy Andre Urne  4 weeks back

            Dude the the theater is awsome..

            • Randy Hall
              Randy Hall  4 weeks back

              The door shit in the beginning! Fucking died.

              • Dan Urech
                Dan Urech  1 months back

                Does any one know if the hair restoration "For Him) actually works?

                • troy rogers
                  troy rogers  1 months back

                  My name is jon dager

                  • Mrs. Robinson
                    Mrs. Robinson  1 months back

                    You know the US is energy independent right?

                    • David Calderon
                      David Calderon  1 months back

                      cuntalingus- suffered by married men; divorced men; separeted men, all men.

                      • Jay
                        Jay  1 months back

                        Cuntillingus Christmas Carols. Fah-lah-la-la-lol.

                        • Bry Pom
                          Bry Pom  1 months back

                          I love you Bill but Canada is a much much better place to live than America !

                          • Patrick Cailleaux
                            Patrick Cailleaux  1 months back


                            • Tony Montana
                              Tony Montana  1 months back

                              "Did you feel like a basic bitch"😂😂

                              • Brados1221
                                Brados1221  1 months back

                                I lost it laughing at his impression of a hippie regarding pharmaceutical companies.. nice one Bill

                                • Emad Hadadi
                                  Emad Hadadi  1 months back

                                  Don't be that fucking guy in the theater

                                  • john palmer
                                    john palmer  1 months back

                                    Fuck you bill and your picking out apples

                                    • BobFishPipe¥€$
                                      BobFishPipe¥€$  1 months back

                                      42:00 it would have been better to set up a workout schedule where they go to the gym together. starts with the gym and ends with frostys and 69ing :)

                                      • Jacob Ruxer
                                        Jacob Ruxer  2 months back

                                        I will throw you through the bleeping wall

                                        • Evan Mattos
                                          Evan Mattos  2 months back

                                          It was a book first lol

                                          • 417angrybirds
                                            417angrybirds  2 months back

                                            Is this Bill's sister or was he dressed up like a stewardess?


                                            • Juan Carlos Perez
                                              Juan Carlos Perez  2 months back

                                              Ima pat my myself on my freckled fucking back !!!!

                                        2 months back

                                                "I'm gonna read her the riot act."
                                                (pretends to be a paparozzi fan)

                                                • dungis chunbleton
                                                  dungis chunbleton  2 months back

                                                  Buy a new mic with your Xbox live soundin ass

                                                  • R*
                                                    R*  2 months back

                                                    Lol idiots' response to basic human rights, "ZOMG VENEZUELA"

                                                    • nyk31
                                                      nyk31  2 months back

                                                      Hey there ol' Billy Bee, ol' Burrbag, you bald shit with your fuckin helicopters and fancy "comedy" act whatever the fuck that means straight from some gold digging pansy ass toe-faced, ashy, transgender, who-knows-what! Aehh you know what go fuck yourself. Hashtag having a Bill Burr mood heare right now

                                                      • ultranitro
                                                        ultranitro  2 months back

                                                        Slowly turn the heat up on the rat and the rat wont feel it? I think he meant the frog since they are coldblooded.

                                                        • marcus ayers
                                                          marcus ayers  2 months back

                                                          IT'S SODA-POP!!!

                                                          • max and.
                                                            max and.  1 months back

                                                            oh yeah? how the hell did you figure that out?

                                                        • Ani Contreras
                                                          Ani Contreras  2 months back

                                                          the way he says "say something" LMAO

                                                          • DozyProductions
                                                            DozyProductions  2 months back

                                                            love it when Nia talks Bill.

                                                            • Lyinx Frost
                                                              Lyinx Frost  2 months back

                                                              I went to see Endgame(spoilers for that by the way) A week after its release on a Tuesday at 7pm and there were so many fucking idiots. Some cunt brought her entire row of kids, which is fine but not when you can't control them. They were screaming and whoaing to every thing that happened. When Cap Got Thors hammer and when Thor referenced Fortnite they completely lost their minds and when Ironman got the infinity stones all I fucking heard was "GOT EEM" They completely ruined most of the movie because the stupid mom didn't even make an attempt to shut them the fuck up. There was also this fat bitch who thought she had to announce everything that happened as if we couldnt fucking see it on the screen. When Thor killed Thanos she was like "He just cut off his head". Fucking blows my mind. I'm glad I'm not the only one who looks back to look for these people when they start doing this shit

                                                              • Dark Blade
                                                                Dark Blade  2 months back

                                                                Dont forget our other fellow bald heroes bill,sean connery and jason statham.

                                                                • Alan Mannion
                                                                  Alan Mannion  2 months back

                                                                  You not watching any F1 any more Bill?? Was pretty dry for the first few races but last 3 have been massive, Red Bull Ring and Hockenheim in particular

                                                                  • King Tiger
                                                                    King Tiger  2 months back

                                                                    I'm so sick of Bill's feminist wife and his cucky comments. Stop being a BETA bill!

                                                                    • Thomas Berwick
                                                                      Thomas Berwick  2 months back

                                                                      Lucy Peterson case on O&A, is worth a listen

                                                                      • scremped
                                                                        scremped  2 months back

                                                                        I would have gotten just as mad as Bill did at that guy at the play. Shut the hell up!

                                                                        • staimaubosni
                                                                          staimaubosni  2 months back

                                                                          Why is water a basic human right? There used to be free flowing rivers that you could drink from, there used to be wells from which you could drink freely. It was always free. Food however, was never free. You either had to go hunting, farming, gathering or whatever to actually make food for yourself. Water was always freely available and now groups of people would love to poison all the free water, so they can charge you for the one they sell.

                                                                          • Justin G
                                                                            Justin G  2 months back

                                                                            I don't like Nia. Don't @ me

                                                                            • FOFOKASHY
                                                                              FOFOKASHY  2 months back

                                                                              Oooh no F1 talks, what a bummer

                                                                              • Justin G
                                                                                Justin G  2 months back

                                                                                Why don't the oil companies just do solar. They've had 30 years. YA THAT MAKES SENSE 😁

                                                                                • jpicazio
                                                                                  jpicazio  2 months back

                                                                                  Love you

                                                                                  • M J
                                                                                    M J  2 months back

                                                                                    Mia buys her undies at “ lane Bryant”😂

                                                                                    • max and.
                                                                                      max and.  1 months back

                                                                                      ̶n̶o̶ ̶ more sweaty balls for Nia...

                                                                                  • Nater K
                                                                                    Nater K  2 months back

                                                                                    Normal fan meeting Bill Burr on the street: "Hey, Freckles! Huge fan! I love F is for Family and your standup! Can I get your autograph?"
                                                                                    Me: "It's soda pop."

                                                                                    • caleb chavez
                                                                                      caleb chavez  2 months back

                                                                                      Tarintinos new movie blows

                                                                                      • Dharmavid Francis
                                                                                        Dharmavid Francis  2 months back

                                                                                        Hey old man. :) oh BTW reds and pirates fight!

                                                                                        • M V
                                                                                          M V  2 months back

                                                                                          It's soda pop.

                                                                                          • Andy Broberg
                                                                                            Andy Broberg  2 months back

                                                                                            Why the fuck is he swallowing so loud. My misophonia is triggered

                                                                                            • Breanna Paul
                                                                                              Breanna Paul  2 months back

                                                                                              lol imma start saying soda pop from now on XD