Furry Nopes, Grizlords, & Murder Carpets

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  • Published: 10 July 2019
  • Time to talk about the furry nope (bears), also called the danger floof, big forest pupper, or murder carpet. There are many kinds, like the raccoon bear, cobra bear, and murder cottonball. Then there's the fiercest furry nope of all—the grizlord. And watch out for doggos—they're looking to bamboozle you.

    Next up is bear anatomy. Most dangerous are the huggers, skull crushers, and the gulper. Then there's the big ol' sniffer. It finds honey bunches of nope, blub blub doggos, human food, and...humans. Then there's the little toe beans, and the cutest part of of all: the nub.

    If you're outside and you see a murder carpet with its little murder babies, just nope on outta there. Nope, nope, nope.

    Some animals might look like furry nopes, but they're not, like the noodle bear, trash panda, gummy bear, and teddy bear. Also, tree floofs are not furry nopes, since they don't meet the koala-fications.

    Visualize your furry nopes, doggos, cattos, processes, ideas, and anything else with Lucidchart!

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Comments • 1 051

  • Pikavee Mania
    Pikavee Mania  1 days back

    Noodle bears are Ferrets
    Ferrets are my favorite animal
    And now they are Noodle bears

    • I LOVE CATS!!!!!
      I LOVE CATS!!!!!  2 days back

      If you see the imposter be sure to call *NOPE* one one



      Ok, yeah I think my time to jump off a 40 story building has come

      • Boo Crimson
        Boo Crimson  1 weeks back

        My favorite non-furry nope is the trash panda but they don't like me back :(

        • Abdul K
          Abdul K  1 weeks back

          Murder cottonball

          • Kemper McGhee
            Kemper McGhee  1 weeks back

            I am a bear

            • seal razortron125
              seal razortron125  2 weeks back

              What about a hyena

              • Happy Pebble
                Happy Pebble  2 weeks back

                what the toe beans is that across the street

                • Laney H
                  Laney H  2 weeks back

                  Hey Lucidchart, can you do a video on bats 🦇

                  • Storm Wild
                    Storm Wild  2 weeks back

                    Murder cotton ball

                    • Bummely Bum
                      Bummely Bum  2 weeks back

                      The best one is honey bunches of nope

                      • Phoenix Dumbledore
                        Phoenix Dumbledore  3 weeks back

                        He said “bear” anatomy my world has been rocked

                        • Briley Ross
                          Briley Ross  4 weeks back

                          -jUST noPe On OuttA ThEre-

                          • Elani Aniyvwia
                            Elani Aniyvwia  4 weeks back

                            Watch out for the murder carpet with its skull crushers!!! And what ever you do, don’t disturb a grizlord!!!!

                            • Danielle Harkness
                              Danielle Harkness  4 weeks back

                              Bamboozled again!!

                              • DragonFireAML
                                DragonFireAML  4 weeks back

                                *koalafications*

                                • T A
                                  T A  1 months back

                                  I missed being bamboozled!!!

                                  • Kizune Chao
                                    Kizune Chao  1 months back

                                    #BamboozledAgain

                                    • Nonie Star
                                      Nonie Star  1 months back

                                      This is the best ad I have ever seen...

                                    • Ayana Jane
                                      Ayana Jane  2 months back

                                      00:47 "they don't meet the koalafications"

                                      Why'd I laugh? I'm sure I don't know...

                                      • Tacclynx The Pawsome Lynx

                                        I love the bamboozled again at 0:12

                                        • Lily Goedeke
                                          Lily Goedeke  2 months back

                                          Doggo *_bamboozled again_*

                                          • Eric Zim
                                            Eric Zim  2 months back

                                            I love his vidyos

                                          • gamer that is of the female gender

                                            BEARboozled again

                                            • Bryan G
                                              Bryan G  2 months back

                                              Human food is repetitive

                                              • Archsteel
                                                Archsteel  2 months back

                                                That feeling when you need a UML Chart design-tool, and then remember this one exists from all the great ads it had.


                                                YOUR TIME HAS COME, MY CHILD

                                                • Lucidchart
                                                  Lucidchart   2 months back

                                                  This is great to hear, Archsteel. 🙏

                                              • Lily Raynor
                                                Lily Raynor  2 months back

                                                0:39 Don't call him a raccoon

                                                • Gameknight 995
                                                  Gameknight 995  2 months back

                                                  The koalafications





                                                  THE KOALAFICATIONS

                                                  • Gameknight 995
                                                    Gameknight 995  2 months back

                                                    Trash panda

                                                    • Vert343
                                                      Vert343  2 months back

                                                      I just love the tone of voice at 0:30 when he says "Oh, and beware if you see a Murder Carpet and its little Murder Babies, Just nope on outta there"
                                                      ...
                                                      I just realised this is what good advertising is

                                                      • Mochii Moo
                                                        Mochii Moo  2 months back

                                                        *bam. boozled. again.*

                                                        • Red Zealot
                                                          Red Zealot  2 months back

                                                          Muchas bamboozling in the grizlord land

                                                          • Cheezit Tuber
                                                            Cheezit Tuber  2 months back

                                                            What can I say accept bamboozled again

                                                            • Wurm
                                                              Wurm  2 months back

                                                              Lucidchart probably makes more money in ad revinue for their videos than they do actually selling their software.

                                                              • FacelessFigure
                                                                FacelessFigure  2 months back

                                                                With that bear sound effect, you sent every World of Warcraft player into a mixed state of nostalgia and fear.

                                                                • Gillian
                                                                  Gillian  2 months back

                                                                  Don’t confuse the furry nope with the hairy nope nope. And don’t confuse either with the nope rope.

                                                                  • Graeme Fraser
                                                                    Graeme Fraser  2 months back

                                                                    Koalafications. Just snorted in the lunch room!!

                                                                    • Tyler Tichoc
                                                                      Tyler Tichoc  2 months back

                                                                      0:41 NANI?!?!😡

                                                                      • Jeremy Elliott
                                                                        Jeremy Elliott  2 months back

                                                                        I was honestly expecting a fnaf reference

                                                                        • Rachelle Louise
                                                                          Rachelle Louise  2 months back

                                                                          🐦🐍🐱🐶🐀🐐🐝🤣🐠🐴🐻

                                                                          • malighn
                                                                            malighn  2 months back

                                                                            god....I wish these adds were longer..... O_o.....*THUNDER*

                                                                            • RescueRex70
                                                                              RescueRex70  2 months back

                                                                              Don't forget the original Danger Floofs Therizinosaurus

                                                                              • Kyle Anderson main account suspended

                                                                                "Murder Carpet" 😂

                                                                                • Aubree Does Things
                                                                                  Aubree Does Things  2 months back

                                                                                  whenever he says *bamboozled again* he sounds so defeated

                                                                                  • Jude Hasenpflug
                                                                                    Jude Hasenpflug  2 months back

                                                                                    1000yh!

                                                                                    • Crocems
                                                                                      Crocems  2 months back

                                                                                      Fucking drop ass bear.

                                                                                      • random boi
                                                                                        random boi  2 months back

                                                                                        Darn it i got bamboozled

                                                                                        • Alison Port
                                                                                          Alison Port  2 months back

                                                                                          I'm downloading right nowwww

                                                                                          • Ian Shaw
                                                                                            Ian Shaw  2 months back

                                                                                            the furry nope is my favorite animal. this pleases me greatly