Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-20-19

  • Published: 21 June 2019
  • Bill rambles while finishing his raw almonds. He apologizes for eating during the first 5 mins.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 382

  • furrnandough
    furrnandough  2 weeks back


    • 1o29s23
      1o29s23  4 weeks back

      Imagine how many world changing inventions have dissapeared cause the inventors were silenced of suicided

      • Enzo Aliano
        Enzo Aliano  1 months back


        • M A
          M A  2 months back

          Bill Burr, you are on the money with your thoughts on fuel mileage. The war on terror is really about war on energy. Nuclear and fossil fuels are the root of all our wars. Once the elite take control of oil rich nations, you'll find terror will then jump to Uranium rich nations, like Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Namibia, Niger. These nations are next in line for freedom. BTW Australia is the highest uranium rich nation, and China is buying up massive amounts of land.

          • Equate Null
            Equate Null  2 months back

            All...large corporations and unbelievably corrupt to the point of having hit teams...for any truth-telling opposition that my spring up.

            • Bruce Lingen
              Bruce Lingen  2 months back

              nice opening..!

              • Colin Fowler
                Colin Fowler  2 months back

                I remember listening to this back in 2011. But does anyone know the song at the end?

                • TheMel0mano19
                  TheMel0mano19  2 months back

                  -Siri what color is a panda?
                  -A panda is black and white
                  -THANK YOU SIRI!


                  • Joe Harrison
                    Joe Harrison  2 months back

                    Please let me know the name of the bumper music track. Thanks in advance

                  • Vexille The Pretzel
                    Vexille The Pretzel  3 months back

                    As far as these conspiracy theories bill is talking about i been saying the same thing for years. Buy my family always ignored me. Somewhat recently they gotten wind of it. Now theyre studying conspiracies. But i already gave up. I don't even study conspiracy no more. Its depressing knowing all this is going on and there is nothing you can do about it. Besides now days i think im more of a mind with 'the bad guy'. I wouldn't fight against them. I would probably join them? Why? Cause the population doesn't even really give a shit anyway. You can be physically fucking everyone clean in their asses. Just as long as they feel safe and secure you can do whatever you want to them.

                    • Thomas Owen
                      Thomas Owen  3 months back

                      The entry joke with Privileged males is gold =))))))

                      • Edson Carrillo
                        Edson Carrillo  3 months back

                        The Giants have 4 Superbowls Bill! 4!! Season's 1986, 1990, 2007 and 2011. Also lost the Superbowl for Season of the year 2000, to the Ravens.

                      • Ryan Brown
                        Ryan Brown  3 months back

                        My 2012 Audi A3 weighs approx 800 lbs more than my 1973 Plymouth Scamp.

                        • Symbolic Non-Literal
                          Symbolic Non-Literal  3 months back

                          If you come up with a water powered engine, release it as open source and leak it all across the web. If you try to make money off it you're going to have to take credit for it, and that means that if they somehow manage to expunge any record of it from the web, you still exist to try again. Besides that, you need to make friends that you know 100% you can trust even if they're angry with you, and you need to teach them everything you know. Spread it like an underground religion, make sure there are separate cells that know basically nothing about each other.

                          • Bart Simpson
                            Bart Simpson  3 months back

                            Or you can get rid of laptop and phone

                            • Bart Simpson
                              Bart Simpson  2 weeks back

                              @Jeff Baker , "tools" shape our reality, just like the wheel did back in the ancient times.

                            • Jeff Baker
                              Jeff Baker  2 weeks back

                              @Bart Simpson Throwing away tools isn't the way to do that.

                            • Bart Simpson
                              Bart Simpson  2 weeks back

                              @Jeff Baker , to gain some peace of mind and get a better perspective of reality

                            • Jeff Baker
                              Jeff Baker  2 weeks back

                              Why would someone do that?

                          • Ben H
                            Ben H  3 months back

                            The Andy Warhol impersonation hahaha

                            • redscarecomixx
                              redscarecomixx  3 months back

                              I love you Bill!

                              • Corey Tiefenauer
                                Corey Tiefenauer  3 months back

                                Please do something with norm mcdonald

                                • P M
                                  P M  3 months back

                                  Who is the synth music artist?

                                  • Incognito Jet
                                    Incognito Jet  3 months back

                                    Wheres the gashole documentary in the link? Sry thought Bill said it'd be there

                                    • Philip Farnan
                                      Philip Farnan  3 months back

                                      New sub.

                                      • Todd Janoska
                                        Todd Janoska  3 months back

                                        “A new colon like Midas muffler”. Astute

                                        • Todd Janoska
                                          Todd Janoska  3 months back

                                          You say all the shit I never express

                                          • John Bickerton
                                            John Bickerton  3 months back

                                            They have things in your phone, laptop, tv that measure vibrations and are able to tell everything you're doing, saying, whatever.

                                            • Todd Janoska
                                              Todd Janoska  3 months back

                                              Super enjoy you and your wife riffing together. What an amazing couple!

                                              • Todd Janoska
                                                Todd Janoska  3 months back

                                                Good anecdote wi the tiger and the yoga mat n green drink. Do you read the comments.
                                                New fan. Devouring your content and am impressed.

                                                • Nice Nate
                                                  Nice Nate  3 months back

                                                  Best Thursday podcast yet haha

                                                  • Steven Cook
                                                    Steven Cook  3 months back

                                                    how dare you blame the victim. In reality you're not blaming the victim, you're using that as a teachable moment. As a way to teach your child how to prevent that from ever happening again. Chances are if you're the victim of bullying you were weaker and smaller than your bully. So you go find a bigger buffer dude and pay that guy to beat that bully's ass. Modern problems require modern solutions.

                                                    • RobbD
                                                      RobbD  3 months back

                                                      Bill Burr...the kinda guy who makes millions of dollars and still has to share a laundry room with strangers.

                                                      • Nelson Demille
                                                        Nelson Demille  3 months back

                                                        Bill, you're views are spot-on. The masses need to be informed, so please keep it up. Also, love your comedy and go fuck yourself.

                                                        • William Cutting
                                                          William Cutting  3 months back

                                                          What was that song

                                                          • LEAD BELLY
                                                            LEAD BELLY  3 months back

                                                            I Love Canada for one reason......TRAILER PARK BOYS.

                                                          • Dave F
                                                            Dave F  3 months back

                                                            Do you not realise it was your generation that raised the generation you speak of.

                                                            • mylife
                                                              mylife  3 months back

                                                     thank me later faggs

                                                              • Otis Keener
                                                                Otis Keener  3 months back

                                                                This guy is my animal spirit for sure. hahahhaha I just fucking laugh as fuck with Bill Burr. "Fo back to room so dad can continue to curse here" hahahahahah best comedian alive

                                                                • Dan Minter
                                                                  Dan Minter  3 months back

                                                                  How in THE fuck do you run a comedy club and not know Bill Burr?

                                                                  • xCestLaVie1
                                                                    xCestLaVie1  3 months back

                                                                    That G20 riot in Toronto was more about police attacking protesters.

                                                                    • xCestLaVie1
                                                                      xCestLaVie1  3 months back

                                                                      Vancouver barely rioted and people still make such a big deal.

                                                                      • rogerthecabinboy2012
                                                                        rogerthecabinboy2012  3 months back

                                                               truth about peak oil

                                                                        • Trent Onnewjersey
                                                                          Trent Onnewjersey  3 months back

                                                                          Perfect people aren't's time to go full nuts banana weirdo.

                                                                          • Vipin Santhosh
                                                                            Vipin Santhosh  3 months back

                                                                            I use this to sleep. It's great.

                                                                            • RexAlan
                                                                              RexAlan  3 months back

                                                                              Hey Bill, the therapist did an episode with the lead singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour, Corey Taylor. Any thoughts? Let the segment that you did on the episode featuring Katy Perry.

                                                                              • Phillip Cheese
                                                                                Phillip Cheese  3 months back

                                                                                What kind of bullshit millennial comedy club has never heard of Old Freckles!?!?

                                                                                • He Was Dead When I Got There

                                                                                  Lmfao when he goes downstairs and still records

                                                                                  • эдгар ksainomurf 0
                                                                                    эдгар ksainomurf 0  3 months back

                                                                                    electric engine powerful enough to drive 120 miles on one charge with 40miles/h speed created a millennia ago. i drive forklift everyday 12 hours, cant lose even half of battery. electric engine is cheap, effective, efficient and safe to use. guess what, it alsa has unlimited suply of power on the planet unlike gas. but nobody uses it on cars on mass production. pick a guess why :)

                                                                                    • Z EBN
                                                                                      Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                             okay he was using the electron grid of a goat brain on the suicide revival guy. You cannot survive without strength. He installed that at daly city sf home close to daly city bart station january 2016, Lives in alabama now. He built that around 1870 after the 57 revolt. Tellinh people bullshit about the granades having pig and beef. He extracted from that year.

                                                                                      • Z EBN
                                                                                        Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                                        It creates non existent fear. So we find him ana de armas. Finally a gm he can marry.

                                                                                      • Z EBN
                                                                                        Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                                        Before all fine, they let the bad guys believe they believed their human shield tec.

                                                                                    • fukthescrubs scrub
                                                                                      fukthescrubs scrub  3 months back

                                                                                      Lol the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast😂

                                                                                      • Jack Dickinson
                                                                                        Jack Dickinson  3 months back

                                                                                        screw Whoopi, that racist slug.
                                                                                        I knew a waiter in Atlanta that served her, he said she stunk so bad that his eyes watered....classy,huh?