Monday Morning Podcast 4-15-19

  • Published: 16 April 2019
  • Bill rambles about Tiger Woods, war games, and groping.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 353

  • Ryan s81
    Ryan s81  4 months back

    Enjoyed bill coming to my post loved watching him shoot our guns and just answering his questions and him be genuinely curious

    • T
      T  4 months back

      Bill red tits bashing women is like music to my ears.

      • FL MP
        FL MP  5 months back

        The last advice email is golden

        • HENNY BOGART
          HENNY BOGART  5 months back


          • Christopher Lancaster
            Christopher Lancaster  5 months back

            Sums up Brie Larson perfectly. Taking all the credit and acting like an underdog for starring in Captain Marvel. Being cast 50 movies deep into the most successful franchise in history and being released between parts 1 and 2 of the most anticipated finale of all time isn't the greatest fucking career lay up ever!

            • Steven Gill
              Steven Gill  5 months back

              Of course as soon as I retire you come to Irwin.

              • TruthLoverofgod
                TruthLoverofgod  5 months back

                no it is impossible for a black person to be racist , but we can be prejudice. FACTS Racist have power to control stuff prejudice is like if someone discriminates .

                • Alex Rodriguez
                  Alex Rodriguez  5 months back

                  Jesus Christ, I haven't heard Bill's voice in three weeks!

                  • bob Marley
                    bob Marley  5 months back

                    Hey bill Burr did you know that one punch man has a second season out now

                    • Animeaniac
                      Animeaniac  5 months back

                      You watching the second season of One Punch Man Bill? Love the podcast, after watching these I just don't have anything to complain about all day it's like you do it all for me lmao.

                      • Ari Adu
                        Ari Adu  5 months back

                        Luv that intro & Uncle Sam shit. Hilarious

                        • Wingman1977
                          Wingman1977  5 months back

                          Tax payer: Uncle Sam I worked hard last year

                          Uncle Sam I’LL TAKE THAT

                          • jakub gadzala
                            jakub gadzala  5 months back

                            This is sad. All your friends have a video podcasts and you dont because you feel old. Fuck you grandpa! Go for a cruise ship fqcka. Your radio is dying, do sth abt it grandpa cause u will make me sad, fucking sad comedian

                            • JDota1711
                              JDota1711  5 months back

                              There's more to that conspiracy about the titanic. i haven't read about the JP Morgan end of it, but i did read that the Titanic had a fire that lasted for weeks deep in the hull while it was being built. The fire weakened the hull but the builders ignored it because it would bankrupt the company paying for the construction so the flipped the ship around in the port to hide the damage on the side of the ship when it launched. I'm sure im leaving something out but a google search should fill in the holes haha.

                              • Painkill3r
                                Painkill3r  5 months back

                                I must admit, if you had bolts on your neck, Frankenstein would be envious, please change that god awful picture on your Monday morning podcast.

                                • Joshua Thein
                                  Joshua Thein  5 months back

                                  16:32 lmao

                                  • Keyan Bashy
                                    Keyan Bashy  5 months back

                                    Bill better drop better help, not a good sponsor to have

                                    • ableasdale2000
                                      ableasdale2000  5 months back

                                      Oh Bill. You're so clever until you swallow identity politics and white guilt hook line and sinker. Travel. America is not a racist country.

                                      • William Lowery
                                        William Lowery  5 months back

                                        Vict'ry hasum few mothers with them 100 father's

                                        • Escape From Zombie Island

                                          The Titanic story was a hoax, just like your career & marriage billy blisters. 🤔🙄😊

                                          • Edward Jones
                                            Edward Jones  5 months back

                                            WTF! He still doesn't get the Premier/CL difference. Who the F told him CL is a playoff🤣

                                            • fane babanu
                                              fane babanu  5 months back

                                              well... you can make that analogy. Premier League, La Liga, Bundesliga, etc. are like divisions/conference in US sports, and CL is like the playoff in US.

                                          • Irishsea Goddess
                                            Irishsea Goddess  5 months back

                                            Broooo i fckn LOVE YOU, I have never laughed as much as I laugh when I listen to you.. and when you and your wife talk... my god, the two of you are hilarious together. Hope you two keep growing and loving together because that woman GETS you, she levels you in a very good way!!! Plus she cracks me up too when she mimicks you. It’s fckn awesome!!! Lots of love and prosperity bro!!!!

                                            • Jack O'Jack
                                              Jack O'Jack  5 months back

                                              He's absolutely right about the Titanic, the motive was financial.

                                              • The Brown Recluse
                                                The Brown Recluse  5 months back

                                                Everytime I hear the media talk about Bill Barr it sounds like Bill Burr.

                                                • Abdullah Alshehri
                                                  Abdullah Alshehri  5 months back

                                                  Big fan from Saudi Arabia

                                                  • twain27
                                                    twain27  5 months back

                                                    White guilt Bill back at it. Literally no white woman is portrayed as a victim... unlike black people unfortunately. White are the oppressors, especially white men of course.

                                                    • Garry James
                                                      Garry James  5 months back

                                                      Who wrote that Champions League/Play Offs analogy bullshit? Ignore that nonsense Bill.

                                                      • SlitWristMisfit
                                                        SlitWristMisfit  5 months back

                                                        Billy Dick Nickels.

                                                        • Robert Browning
                                                          Robert Browning  5 months back

                                                          I love it haha, Bill is absolutely right about women and their natural expert ability to manipulate people!!!!

                                                          • Hello There
                                                            Hello There  5 months back

                                                            What white women are claiming to be oppressed 🤔

                                                            • aa888zz
                                                              aa888zz  5 months back

                                                              Yeah, but Biden was grabbing children. What are they going to say? I'm surprised Biden has not gotten his teeth knocked out.

                                                              • Sucio
                                                                Sucio  5 months back

                                                                aye bro go fuck yourself

                                                                • Joseph Long
                                                                  Joseph Long  5 months back

                                                                  Bill discovered IMSA!! Just so you guys know they put every race on YouTube for free. Best racing in the world.

                                                                  • Mikael Johansson
                                                                    Mikael Johansson  5 months back

                                                                    Ad burr

                                                                    • Phantomsinferno
                                                                      Phantomsinferno  5 months back

                                                                      Basically the champions league is the playoffs of all of Europe, where the best teams from the different European soccer leagues compete for a trophy. Without getting into the math, the number of teams each league can send is based on how good your league is compared to the others.

                                                                      The premiere league is the top domestic league in England & Wales, where 20 teams play against each other twice (1 home game and 1 away game). The team with the highest points at the end of the season wins.

                                                                      There is also other domestic cups, such as the FA cup, and a second tier champions league, such as the Europa, but they're less prestigious competitions imo.

                                                                      • Bas Didit
                                                                        Bas Didit  5 months back

                                                                        dude you're not funny anymore. How's it feel to be some liberal douchebag with no sense of humor who had his balls clipped...AGGET!

                                                                        • Grim Reaper
                                                                          Grim Reaper  5 months back

                                                                          I don't feel sorry for the women Biden touched- if it was so uncomfortable for them they wouldn't have waited for such a convenient moment to come out about it. Why not straight away?

                                                                          • Othello Smalley
                                                                            Othello Smalley  5 months back

                                                                            Hey Bill I know you probably don't read these comments, I don't either this is my first post I guess that's how you say it, I'm a big fan and I hope you start doing video podcast soon, I think people would like to see you, just a thought

                                                                            • Grim Reaper
                                                                              Grim Reaper  5 months back

                                                                              11:55 ohh goteem

                                                                              • theguythatcould
                                                                                theguythatcould  5 months back

                                                                                Biden is a pedo though. How can anybody deny this?

                                                                                • everss02
                                                                                  everss02  5 months back

                                                                                  Now Billy is worried about a hoax???? Good God there are hours of video of Joe Biden molesting little girls, even John Stewart about threw up when seeing it. The guy is a pedo deep stater, look at his kid in Ukraine.

                                                                                  • Phantom Riffs
                                                                                    Phantom Riffs  5 months back

                                                                                    No Zip..................Recruiter!!!! this week

                                                                                    • Pablo Suárez
                                                                                      Pablo Suárez  5 months back

                                                                                      Fernando Alonso was the pilot against this dick

                                                                                      • Randall Flagg
                                                                                        Randall Flagg  5 months back

                                                                                        this podcast needs more commercials

                                                                                        • C hill
                                                                                          C hill  5 months back

                                                                                          Old fuckin freckles thanks for the post you crazy bastard

                                                                                          • Sharkonabicycle
                                                                                            Sharkonabicycle  5 months back

                                                                                            45:15 - start of the groping subject the title description calls out.

                                                                                            • mrpotatohead161
                                                                                              mrpotatohead161  5 months back

                                                                                              It's great how in the same paragraph that guy stated that J.P Morgan was supposed to be on the ship but fell ill (narrow escape from an accidental death)., and also that people on the ship were adversaries that were in his way (a purposeful sinking to murder). So which is it? Accident or murder?

                                                                                              • RadioGnome
                                                                                                RadioGnome  5 months back

                                                                                                What ever happened to honesty? The bitch came up to them and asked "you don't seem like you want to be here". Just answer 'Yes, I don't want to be here, this is stupid." Fucking speak your mind goddammit.