Monday Morning Podcast 8-19-19

  • Published: 19 August 2019
  • Bill rambles about MotoGP, cooking shows, and inheritances.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 534

  • Crab Kebab
    Crab Kebab  2 weeks back

    Joe rogan snorted coke while you where on his podcast i don't trust the guy

    • Guns& Odin
      Guns& Odin  2 weeks back

      About the jerking off into a sock thing and wearing it some time later is weird but i have cleaned up with a shirt before, threw it into the bin, washed it put it away then some time later wore it. Not really weird after all sometimes my spit from my dip (haha thats what chewing tobacco is called now D I P) anyhow the spit gets on me or maybe a booger or some shit randomly so i dont see a problem with it. Even tho my feet rarely sweat and dont stink i have never used a sock..... But i shared a messy room with an older brother that did........... Nasty ass motherfucker.

      • Guns& Odin
        Guns& Odin  2 weeks back

        Bill says hes a libertarian/ democrat but hes wrong ams doesnt even know it, the stuff bill stands for is classic republican. Eh screw it both sides are so fuckin corrupt and leading us to a second civil war, crack your jokes now but you'll see soon enough that when you attack the sheep the sheepdog will come after you. This can be taken many ways but its meant as something non threatening to civilians. Also bill pretty much all real 2a supporters hate trump because of his several betrayals to the 2nd amendment. Bernie is also not good bill, you look at him how i was looking at trump, look into the guy bill hes one of those classic cunts you hate. So to wrap up hillary will not win, trump will not win and bernie will not win. I dont know if im gonna vote tho, ill get my hopes up for a supposed gun supporter then he will turn around and screw us. Im saying he because i dont see us having a woman president anytime soon, maybe one day but us humans are built for different things.

        • Guns& Odin
          Guns& Odin  2 weeks back

          How the fuck is a pack of smokes 12 and up? Its 6 here in the hidden state.

          • Baby Huez
            Baby Huez  2 weeks back

            Bill...a few months ago you were bitching about having to pay taxes yet this week you’re saying how great Bernie Sanders is!? I love you man but please avoid politics. Talk about stuff you know about like how women are fucking pieces of shit.

            • Ariel
              Ariel  3 weeks back

              Best Me Undies Ad ever.

              • eric balkom
                eric balkom  3 weeks back

                For god sakes bill, hire a fucking reader! It’s breaking the flow

                • angelo belcher
                  angelo belcher  3 weeks back

                  Burr are you kidding me! You're in the next Star Wars???? 🤣 Congratulations bud, you're star is rising! Mandalorian, wow who would've thunk it?!!

                  • laptop droptop
                    laptop droptop  3 weeks back

                    I think people don’t acknowledge technology advancements and the political agenda colliding giving Obama the opportunity for all those drone attacks, any other president would’ve done the same.

                    • Elias Ortiz
                      Elias Ortiz  3 weeks back

                      He has the Thursday podcast on sound cloud Wonder what happened with youtube

                      • Coral Day
                        Coral Day  3 weeks back

                        Pedophile Dr. Moreau😂😕 (funny-not funny) The Island Of Dr. Moreau was actually filmed on St. Croix (Big Island to St. Thomas off of which Epstein’s island is) back in the 80’s.

                        • Joakim Monnier
                          Joakim Monnier  3 weeks back

                          Hi Bill, I think you really should watch ''Dear Zachary'' Thats a documentary very emotional.

                          • moisesfunes24
                            moisesfunes24  3 weeks back

                            dude, if you made a comparison with red headed women and latinas, or asian girls, how bad they age. comparing them to a car, red headed women are like one of those mercedes benz maybach, those that used to cost like 300 grand and were beautiful, and now are like 50 grand, and latino women and asian, or african american are like those toyota land cruisers you bought in the 70's and the value has just skyrocketed on them. the point being that latinos, african american, or asian age better than red heads, no insult to you or red heads. but I just find it funny, no disrespect, because I actually am so attracted to red headed women, but just saying they age so bad... i know I'm gonna get a lot of hate. But I just find it funny in my twisted sense of humor...

                            • DozyProductions
                              DozyProductions  3 weeks back

                              Jeffery never died. Let's get that straight.

                              • Sonja DeSmidt
                                Sonja DeSmidt  3 weeks back

                                Football games. Whoever has the most money wins. The only guys who really play, are in college

                                • Samsung S4
                                  Samsung S4  3 weeks back

                                  People didnt vote trump for trump. He was the big middle finger to corporations/politicians/ and every person shitting on the american way of life. They realise politics does nothing for them so they flipped the bird.

                                  • Silly Goose
                                    Silly Goose  3 weeks back

                                    Bernie could not actually care about the American public. He proved this without a doubt when he allowed Killary to crush his nuts on the way to her stolen nomination. He had a chance to make a stand, but he took the three house bribe and bent the knee to what he knew was the closest thing he has ever seen to evil. Not much talk about it, butt a Trump Bernie ticket would probably gone three terms;) Or maybe offering free money to the most useless in society is not a good reason because then you have to steal from working tax payers. Race to the bottom. Yes, "Fountainhead" and "Atlas Shrugged" are works of fiction , but there are gems in those books that will stay with you for life. The people dismissed Nader, someone who truly cared, now we have a lifer politician pretending to have the strength that Nader had in his pinky.

                                    • Silly Goose
                                      Silly Goose  3 weeks back

                                      If the food doesn't make you cum then take it down a notch! If it's that good I better hear some swear words and a few, "Oh, God's". The hosts might as well be politicians, stfu and show me how to make great tasting food! I don't want a deconstructed burrito, never use the word, "umami" again and no, I don't want to be surprised by my food, that's for good books and movies. Independent youtube channels can get it done without the fakeness wetblanket.

                                      • Silly Goose
                                        Silly Goose  3 weeks back

                                        Here I am, sitting in my underwear tent, laughing until I cough up a lung.

                                        • poopstain
                                          poopstain  3 weeks back

                                          Ayee billy buttfuck!

                                          • 52262
                                            52262  3 weeks back

                                            Jesus! How long is going to go on the boring sports topic?

                                            • Kai Prince
                                              Kai Prince  3 weeks back

                                              33:26 I fucking died! 😂

                                              • tyler0896
                                                tyler0896  3 weeks back

                                                hahaha what a babbling fool. 20 minutes about "food network music" without a single word to describe it in any way, or even something, anything, that indicates why it sucks. WOW was that a gigantic chunk of wasted breath.

                                                • David Roche
                                                  David Roche  4 weeks back

                                                  I dunno, sounds like that wife of his not wanting to go to his school reunion has other reasons she doesn't want to go 🤔 Maybe an ex no one knows about? I wonder if that couple grew up in close proximity of each other??

                                                  • Michael Babakhanov
                                                    Michael Babakhanov  4 weeks back

                                                    Love the way this guy says “pawdcayst”!

                                                    • _Bastiat_
                                                      _Bastiat_  4 weeks back

                                                      Delusional to support Bernie. Do you even listen to this fucking idiot. He has no way to pay, for anything. He will throw this nation further as a debtor nation, push business and innovation out with taxes, and facilitate the WRONG METHOD of educating the young. FREE college (which isn't free) will facilitate more worthless degree's and less worth. When we should be pushing trade and specialized schools, apprenticeships ect.,

                                                      The fucking idiot wants to jack up wages artificially, that's going to KILL LOW INCOME WORKERS who already struggle. It pushes intro jobs further away from the young and new to the job market who use those intro jobs, and they get further away as overly qualified people take them with degree's.

                                                      He will import more fucking people from shitholes, pushing job markets underground to the lowest amount for those who will work it, benefiting fucking corporations as usual, and fucking over poor whites and blacks. All the while making it illegal for some kid to accept 10 dollars an hour instead of fucking 20.

                                                      Fuck Bernie sanders, and fuck anyone who votes for a Democrat. They're deranged retards.

                                                      • Dharmavid Francis
                                                        Dharmavid Francis  4 weeks back

                                                        How are ya old man?!

                                                        • Jaime Enrique Cruz
                                                          Jaime Enrique Cruz  4 weeks back

                                                          BILL TIME FOR YOU TO DO TIGERBELLY MAN... CMON OG YKNOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT SOONER OR LATER.

                                                          • dingoog1
                                                            dingoog1  4 weeks back

                                                            It’s awesome how much like Motogp

                                                            • hubert sdgherdsh
                                                              hubert sdgherdsh  4 weeks back

                                                              hey bill, you said century instad of decade when talking about football.

                                                              • David Neo
                                                                David Neo  4 weeks back

                                                                Bill Burr is my all time and only favourite American comedian. He's also like a real life Frank Rizzo, which is like the cherry on top 👍

                                                                • Liquid Zulu
                                                                  Liquid Zulu  4 weeks back

                                                                  Bill I think you will like the insights in this video about what you were talking about with how 'informed' people are against trump
                                                                  To a lot of people they want to fit in with the wealthy crowd.

                                                                  • C S
                                                                    C S  4 weeks back

                                                                    Or don’t keep the money at all.. he obviously was not in his mind or is a typical guy that forgot to change his shit. Either way, she wasn’t with that officer anymore so the RIGHT thing to do is give it all over. The writer knows what the right thing is, their greed and desperation is overriding it.

                                                                    • Brian Lancaster
                                                                      Brian Lancaster  4 weeks back

                                                                      Sports babble from 13:30 to 21:00

                                                                      • El Creepo
                                                                        El Creepo  4 weeks back

                                                                        this was vintage Bill it sounded like his old podcasts from 07 😁

                                                                        • Farnsworth
                                                                          Farnsworth  4 weeks back

                                                                          Yeah I never really looked at Stephen Colbert the same when he told people to vote for Hilary over Bernie Sanders, "because she is the only one who can beat Trump". She looks fake as hell and no one liked her...

                                                                          • Lawrence Arnell
                                                                            Lawrence Arnell  4 weeks back

                                                                            You have singlehandedly reignited my love for MotoGP

                                                                            • John Henninger
                                                                              John Henninger  4 weeks back

                                                                              and now hes doin denis leary who did bill hicks

                                                                              • John Henninger
                                                                                John Henninger  4 weeks back

                                                                                at one hr, big bill turns into judge judy; ever hear of a lawyer; and we gave willie nelson shit

                                                                                • Marauder *
                                                                                  Marauder *  4 weeks back

                                                                                  Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship
                                                                                  featuring Bill Burr jr


                                                                                  • Dean Ickes
                                                                                    Dean Ickes  4 weeks back

                                                                                    Have you ever worked with Ron White funny guy

                                                                                    • Dean Ickes
                                                                                      Dean Ickes  4 weeks back

                                                                                      buying one is like 40 bucks I hear

                                                                                      • Dean Ickes
                                                                                        Dean Ickes  4 weeks back

                                                                                        13 dollars I can role a cartoon of Marlboro's

                                                                                        • Dean Ickes
                                                                                          Dean Ickes  4 weeks back

                                                                                          You told me not to vote for you couple years back SO I DID

                                                                                          • Wonder- y
                                                                                            Wonder- y  4 weeks back

                                                                                            isn't Bernie Sanders like a communist or a socialist or something....?

                                                                                            • the _Inevitabl
                                                                                              the _Inevitabl  4 weeks back

                                                                                              Without Nia...comedy gold once again lol

                                                                                              • Tony Hidalgo
                                                                                                Tony Hidalgo  4 weeks back

                                                                                                23:47 ol Billy French toast

                                                                                                • Clyde Phalanx
                                                                                                  Clyde Phalanx  4 weeks back

                                                                                                  I've never been interested in F1 or Moto GP, but I'll check them out. Go fuck yourself and thank you for podcasting.