Garak Kills Quark


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  • purplecx cx
    purplecx cx  19 hours back

    This is like me thinking up suicide methods

    • mrsocko316
      mrsocko316  1 days back

      Garak's last line really should've been followed with an evil laugh.

      • Punch Fukker
        Punch Fukker  1 days back

        be honest, who scrolled past the thumbnail thinking they saw booty bent over the table??

        • Graeme Gunn
          Graeme Gunn  2 days back

          lol imagine if it was that easy to break someone's neck

          He's just looking to the right. lmao

          • Dude
            Dude  3 days back

            You want to be surprised?

            Yes but not Jeffrey Epstein surprised

            • aowi7280
              aowi7280  4 days back

              Kind of like the slap bet on HIMYM.

              • MrNickelbrille
                MrNickelbrille  5 days back

                I 'd like female hands on my throat :-) Anything really, but getting up in the morning and just find yourself dead ;-)

                • Zoe-Jane Sutherland
                  Zoe-Jane Sutherland  1 weeks back

                  Other than obviously getting Andrew Robinson to brilliantly portray Elim Garak in the first place, the Star Trek DS9 writers had the right idea in not using Garak in (or in almost) every episode so that he didn't lose his aura of mystery and enigma and also so that he didn't piss on all of Starfleet's plans and it meant you looked forward to every episode with Garak in it as not only was Garak an interesting character, due to his character being shrouded in mystery, you hoped that when you did see Garak you were hoping just for that chance to hopefully learn or glean further insight into the mind of Garak and why he behaved the way he did. Even at the end of DS9, you still don't really know that much of Garak.

                  • Warmaker01
                    Warmaker01  1 weeks back

                    Don't tell a former member of the Obsidian Order that you want your death to be a "surprise" LOL

                    • Zak6959
                      Zak6959  1 weeks back

                      For some reason I’m thinking about a movie called final destination?

                      • I'm Only A Man And I Will Die Some Day

                        @0:19 I think Garak came a little.

                        • Dakota Berggren
                          Dakota Berggren  2 weeks back

                          Nitrogen poisoning. The burning sensation from suffocating is caused by a buildup of carbon dioxide in the lungs, which is toxic. However, since the pain is from a buildup of CO2 and not a lack of oxygen, there is no pain response if gas continues to circulate through your lungs. Nitrogen is a neutral gas that already makes up 70% of the air we breath. It is tasteless, oderless, colorless, and acts as a fine medium to cycle CO2 out of your lungs. With no Oxygen in the air you breath, you will painlessly pass out and never wake up.

                          • Howlrunner82
                            Howlrunner82  2 weeks back

                            Just call D'Gor Son of ... whatever....I'm sure I love to end your life 😎

                            • Cavecat
                              Cavecat  2 weeks back

                              I like to think Garak was never gonna kill Quark, and was just fucking with him the entire episode.

                              • CHRIS MONEY HARRIS
                                CHRIS MONEY HARRIS  2 weeks back

                                Quark remember you talking too a killer don't worry he find a way

                                • Tommy Topham
                                  Tommy Topham  3 weeks back

                                  What if garek kills the real quark and when he says remove quark the hologram is still thier lol.

                                  • Aeureus
                                    Aeureus  3 weeks back

                                    Oh god I thought he actually killed him and I was shocked

                                    • MoverAndA Shaker
                                      MoverAndA Shaker  3 weeks back

                                      "You don't have THESE ears."

                                      • Bruce Wayne
                                        Bruce Wayne  3 weeks back

                                        Quark is so Jewish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍👍

                                        • James Bamford
                                          James Bamford  3 weeks back

                                          Maybe it will be the kardashians that will finally finish him off.

                                          • JMDarkly1
                                            JMDarkly1  3 weeks back

                                            I love Garak.~ I really do.~ So delightful, yet slightly terrifying.~

                                            • Thomas takes a toll for the dark

                                              Quark: *sleeping in his quarters on his belly* hmmm....... latinum hmmm...
                                              Garak: *transports into the room and shoots him in the back of the head, snaps his fingers, and transports out*

                                              • Daniel Cannata
                                                Daniel Cannata  1 months back

                                                I have the perfect solution...
                                                *_AVADA KEDAVRA!!_*

                                                • Stratosara
                                                  Stratosara  2 months back

                                                  Oh my god, Garak. You wear those shades of gray so well.

                                                  • Tomas Jay
                                                    Tomas Jay  2 months back

                                                    This is the same guy that played the psycho in the movie Dirty Harry,   Surprised ? !!

                                                    • tyson31415
                                                      tyson31415  2 months back

                                                      Garak was the best Star Trek character ever. The best "Good Bad Guy".

                                                      • peep39
                                                        peep39  2 months back

                                                        omfg these two guys are great actors

                                                        • Isaac Mounce
                                                          Isaac Mounce  3 months back

                                                          I just realized they didn't use explosion.

                                                          *30 years after the Dominion War* BOOM in Quark's. He never knew what hit him.

                                                          • Will Keaton
                                                            Will Keaton  3 months back

                                                            Forget the broken neck or the various methods of execution Quark didn't like, what I'm interested in is the food holo-Quark was eating. He seemed to be enjoying it. Like really, really enjoying it, almost comically so.

                                                            • George Hunter
                                                              George Hunter  4 months back

                                                              Quark: "...End up in the Devine Treasury and never know how I got there."

                                                              • lukas villar
                                                                lukas villar  4 months back

                                                                Ok how many times in our life can we talk to a super intelligence agent to surprise us with a way to kill us?

                                                                I love DS9

                                                                • Meow Meow
                                                                  Meow Meow  5 months back

                                                                  I'd just have Garak kill me. Being surprised wouldn't work for me.

                                                                  • Life-Row-Toll
                                                                    Life-Row-Toll  5 months back

                                                                    Communist always complain, even when they get their own way. Sad mucks.

                                                                    • Adriano Kury
                                                                      Adriano Kury  5 months back

                                                                      When you have insipid mains such as Kira and Bashir, the B-cast pops up easily...

                                                                      • Gustav Gnöttgen
                                                                        Gustav Gnöttgen  5 months back

                                                                        Is Garak Mr. Englund?

                                                                        • crazyfvck
                                                                          crazyfvck  5 months back

                                                                          Perhaps he will shoot Quark with a scoped rifle while he swims in a rooftop pool in San Francisco? :)

                                                                          • CCJJ160Channels
                                                                            CCJJ160Channels  5 months back

                                                                            “The nerve gas ‘smelled bad’.” That always cracked me up.

                                                                            • Matthew Nada
                                                                              Matthew Nada  5 months back

                                                                              I remember this episode.

                                                                              • Susan Gardiner
                                                                                Susan Gardiner  5 months back

                                                                                I am sorry Quark, Garek does not know about the Avada kedavra curse. Only magical humans can do that.

                                                                                • Robert Sparkes
                                                                                  Robert Sparkes  5 months back

                                                                                  I watched DS9 for the most part because of these two...
                                                                                  Great supporting actors. Not to mention Odo as well.

                                                                                  • Doubting Thomas
                                                                                    Doubting Thomas  5 months back

                                                                                    The most terrifying use of the word ‘Surprised’ , ever.

                                                                                    • SLMNW
                                                                                      SLMNW  5 months back

                                                                                      Too bad we did not get to see Quark die in all those different ways

                                                                                      • Anthony Stafford
                                                                                        Anthony Stafford  5 months back

                                                                                        You have my word....

                                                                                        • hardwire
                                                                                          hardwire  5 months back

                                                                                          good old fashioned gun to the forehead you won't even hear the bullet being fired.

                                                                                          • Tou Yang
                                                                                            Tou Yang  5 months back

                                                                                            Either, Cardassians are super strong, or Ferengi neck is weak.

                                                                                            • Henchman Twenty1
                                                                                              Henchman Twenty1  5 months back

                                                                                              Quark had the final lines of dialog in the series finale, What You Leave Behind. He stands next to Morn at the bar and says, "Ahhh. It's like I said--the more things change, the more they stay the same." Then he gets electrocuted and falls over dead. 'Morn' then pulls off a mask to reveal it was actually Garak in disguise who raises his glass in a farewell toast. Never - Saw - It - Coming.

                                                                                              • Meow Meow
                                                                                                Meow Meow  5 months back

                                                                                                Around 0:33 you can see Garak sigh visibly

                                                                                                • russell5078084
                                                                                                  russell5078084  5 months back

                                                                                                  Has anyone Besides me noticed that garak never blinks?