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  • Published: 22 January 2019
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    HI

    Lightning McQueen, star of the 2006 blockbuster film “Cars”, is a statutory r*pist. In the film, Lightning meets and falls in love with a car named Sally Carrera, a Porsche 911. This makes Sally only 4 years old during the film (which takes place in 2006). Lightning, on the other hand, is a stock car and while his age isn’t expressly given, we know that an average stock car can race for 20 to 30 years. Because Lightning is the best, we can assume that he is 30 years old at the end of “Cars 3”, which takes place in 2017, 11 years after “Cars”. This would make Lightning 19 years old when he met Sally. As the majority of the films take place in the United States, which has the age of consent set at 17 years old, every time Lightning sticks his engine shaft in Sally’s exhaust pipe, he is committing statutory r*pe.


















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Comments • 20 268

  • Joana Ceddia
    Joana Ceddia   1 years back

    Hi there!
    A couple things I forgot to mention in the video:
    1. I am no longer as allergic to nuts as I say in the video. The allergy has been slowly “wearing off” if you will and I can eat coconut, pine nuts, macadamia nuts and almonds.
    2. In grade 2, I got my first pair of glasses. It’s been a ride ever since
    3. I also got braces in the second grade. Grade 2 was quite the year.

    • Nailah Chy
      Nailah Chy  3 days back

      Joana Ceddia how did you get braces in 2nd grade

    • Miles Carr
      Miles Carr  5 days back

      Coconuts aren’t a nut

    • Ishan Goti
      Ishan Goti  1 weeks back

      Joana Ceddia peanut alert. I might give you some peanuts in your dinner 🍽

    • Celia Mary
      Celia Mary  2 weeks back

      Yes

    • Adventurous Shipper
      Adventurous Shipper  4 weeks back

      n sabia que eraa brasileire! kd a merda do accento?

  • Nico Kyriacou
    Nico Kyriacou  20 hours back

    "im not going to lose my virginity until i have kids"

    • Rilet
      Rilet  2 days back

      I’m ten years old and I swim for 1:30 hours a day everyday, and it really suckkkks.

      • Milli Unicorn1
        Milli Unicorn1  2 days back

        Use a blow torch

        • Livia Furquim Moraes
          Livia Furquim Moraes  3 days back

          Meu deus ela é brasileira???

          • dahyundubu평생ッ
            dahyundubu평생ッ  3 days back

            "Cause someone will swiffer swiper it away from you"
            It will be my yearbook quote *IT MUST BE MY YEARBOOK QUOTE!*

            • Gatcha Broadway
              Gatcha Broadway  3 days back

              I love the faces in the subtitles

              • Luisa Olesniewicz
                Luisa Olesniewicz  4 days back

                This sounds a lot like me life ??

              • something simple, like a

                3:27 it says occupation: hazardous!! remember in the end of httyd 1 hiccup said "it's an occupational hazard"?! 😃

                • Gacha ShaSha
                  Gacha ShaSha  4 days back

                  Did yall check the desc?

                  • Mehreens Gachaa
                    Mehreens Gachaa  4 days back

                    LOLLL I WENT KUMON TOOOOO

                    • [Juliette :3]
                      [Juliette :3]  4 days back

                      Bruh I hated Kumon.

                      • Dancing With Sami
                        Dancing With Sami  5 days back

                        I wanna see Joanna dancing as an adult [years] later.

                        • Miles Carr
                          Miles Carr  5 days back

                          Coconuts aren’t nuts lmao

                          • debi malo
                            debi malo  5 days back

                            EEE- we have the same birhdae. :>

                            • Mïdńïght_
                              Mïdńïght_  6 days back

                              11 and in 5th grade

                              • Lauren L
                                Lauren L  6 days back

                                might just eat some peanut butter right now bc maybe my severe allergy wore off

                                • kai hirp
                                  kai hirp  1 weeks back

                                  You have the same birthday as my cousin- birthday twins ❤️👌🏻

                                  • c.t 901
                                    c.t 901  1 weeks back

                                    Wait, you were born the same day, year and month as me

                                    • Zilleurr_ 03
                                      Zilleurr_ 03  1 weeks back

                                      Meninah??? Não acredito que tu é do riooo!!!!!

                                      • Alfredo Fabbricatore
                                        Alfredo Fabbricatore  1 weeks back

                                        3:49
                                        5:15
                                        5:16
                                        10:05
                                        Whos noticing it

                                        • Elektra McMillan
                                          Elektra McMillan  1 weeks back

                                          my due date was June 21st but guess who came out 18 days early :)

                                          • Mariam 2009
                                            Mariam 2009  1 weeks back

                                            John cena?
                                            Joanna ceddia?
                                            James charles?
                                            Just coincidences?

                                            • Sienna Magic
                                              Sienna Magic  1 weeks back

                                              Omg



                                              I go to kumon!!!!!!!!!
                                              I feel the same way lollz

                                              • Lilly :3
                                                Lilly :3  1 weeks back

                                                the caps thooo

                                                • ThatIdioticAsian ;3
                                                  ThatIdioticAsian ;3  1 weeks back

                                                  At 13:10 I kinda got offended but I know it wasn’t your intentions because you kinda called the god I worship acted “crazy or looked crazy” but ik it wasn’t your intentions to offend anyone just wanna point that out

                                                  • シㄥㄖ丂乇尺
                                                    シㄥㄖ丂乇尺  2 weeks back

                                                    Girl me and u are 7 days apart my birthday is June 28th

                                                    • Lilith Johnson
                                                      Lilith Johnson  2 weeks back

                                                      I'm 11 and iiiiiii am a lil sociopath!

                                                      • Joshua Newson
                                                        Joshua Newson  2 weeks back

                                                        Hate kumon like they take time with there do 1 sheet a day 😭😭😭

                                                        • kaitlyn b
                                                          kaitlyn b  2 weeks back

                                                          Reeee I have a nut allgrey too tbh it's not fun

                                                          • Nevey
                                                            Nevey  2 weeks back

                                                            no ones gonna mention the fact she said tiger and not tigger

                                                            • Lily Tinoco
                                                              Lily Tinoco  2 weeks back

                                                              She hasn't had nutella. So sad

                                                              • Sleepy Ramen
                                                                Sleepy Ramen  2 weeks back

                                                                Joana: I broke my elbow
                                                                Me, and my chaotic energy: I DONT CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW

                                                                • Anna The Nord
                                                                  Anna The Nord  2 weeks back

                                                                  3:26 is that... John Lennon’s?

                                                                  • Μιχάλης Γιαννακης

                                                                    First time Joanna said hello my dudes!!!

                                                                    • Jose Arroyo
                                                                      Jose Arroyo  2 weeks back

                                                                      You did calculus in grade 5?!

                                                                      • Manuela Badenes
                                                                        Manuela Badenes  2 weeks back

                                                                        essa menina é uma gênia

                                                                        • LazyPotato
                                                                          LazyPotato  2 weeks back

                                                                          whoever wrote the subtitles....

                                                                          • A_harris 1219
                                                                            A_harris 1219  2 weeks back

                                                                            GREAT Description bro

                                                                          • kpoptato :3
                                                                            kpoptato :3  2 weeks back

                                                                            *aLia bHaTt?*

                                                                            • Music Edits
                                                                              Music Edits  2 weeks back

                                                                              LOL KUMON I WAS IN THAT 1-3 grade lol

                                                                              • oli centeno-oxford
                                                                                oli centeno-oxford  2 weeks back

                                                                                5:20
                                                                                i’m gonna say it...



                                                                                *i don’t care that you broke your elbow*

                                                                                • a yo
                                                                                  a yo  2 weeks back

                                                                                  yes

                                                                              • lina tabib
                                                                                lina tabib  2 weeks back

                                                                                -this is random-

                                                                                • Greta Propper
                                                                                  Greta Propper  2 weeks back

                                                                                  Omg I just realized that the stock image at 7:11 is my high school

                                                                                  • lauren elizabeth
                                                                                    lauren elizabeth  2 weeks back

                                                                                    the fbi looking at “bloody murder” in her search history: 👁👄👁

                                                                                    • Brina Pezzi
                                                                                      Brina Pezzi  3 weeks back

                                                                                      Evil pig hahha

                                                                                      • Byanca Borges
                                                                                        Byanca Borges  3 weeks back

                                                                                        i made your natal chart you're such a gemini let's be friends i'm also from brazil

                                                                                        • roxy moloney
                                                                                          roxy moloney  3 weeks back

                                                                                          9:04 killed me