Monday Morning Podcast 6-24-19

  • Published: 26 June 2019
  • Bill rambles about Cuban cigars, drums, and people that are “blunt.”

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 131

  • John Doe
    John Doe  2 months back


    • Joey O'Neil
      Joey O'Neil  2 months back

      Was at Skankfest and goddamn Bill Burr was so fucking tight on the drums

      • Kordell Sorensen Comedy
        Kordell Sorensen Comedy  2 months back

        I’m broken is a beast song

        • B Kilg
          B Kilg  2 months back

          6 weeks off but paying 90 % tax. So fucking merican! Load of shit. Look after your people better American. Fuckin

          • Lowkey Arki
            Lowkey Arki  3 months back

            Bill, what are your thoughts about the girl that cheated on her fiancee with a male stripper before their wedding?

            • Blair Hicks
              Blair Hicks  3 days back

              Lowkey Arki “she’s a fuckin’ [turns away from mic] HOOAH”!

          • tyler0896
            tyler0896  3 months back

            You're a fuckin dumbass bill. Guys DO avoid dating the girls with the big gigantic tits because they don't want to have to deal with the constant thoughts of other people about why you chose to date this person. It unravels you down to a fuckin monkey in the eyes of everyone you know and everyone you don't know when you're seen with her.

            • Ashley Povelaitis
              Ashley Povelaitis  3 months back

              CA said shouldn't have listened to pod it ruined her day..

              • RJ Macready
                RJ Macready  3 months back

                Thanks for re-uploading it so we could hear the ending.

                • Dharmavid Francis
                  Dharmavid Francis  3 months back

                  Billy Boy ! We love you in Brazil :D #savealbinoalligators

                  • MetalAsFork
                    MetalAsFork  3 months back

                    Eighty wan an tree?

                    Bill? Manhat ten?

                    • Awishforpeace in the void


                      • Dubs
                        Dubs  3 months back

                        Hey Bill, you watched One Punch Man but what do you think of Shield Hero?

                        • daddymememaster
                          daddymememaster  3 months back

                          Yooooo I just watched ur first episode of f is for family and it was so much funnier than I expected and I loved it

                          • Grim Reaper
                            Grim Reaper  3 months back


                            • Panda Pizzle
                              Panda Pizzle  3 months back

                              "Bruins have had filthy teams"??? Other than Philly, the Bruins are the filthiest franchise!! Marchand licks opponents faces!!!

                              • djsmackz
                                djsmackz  3 months back

                                He just spoke some truth, in his own reality.

                                • Northern Rising Independent Productions

                                  Go blues go

                                  • nothing lastsforever
                                    nothing lastsforever  3 months back

                                    Is this real Bill Burr’s YT channel? Cause I’d hate someone else take credit for his work especially there’s commercials in these podcasts.

                                    • Stewart Allen
                                      Stewart Allen  3 months back

                                      What's the difference between black women and white women? Bill didn't care until he married a black bitch. I can't listen to him anymore....3 minutes in...and I'm out

                                      • Declan Hegarty
                                        Declan Hegarty  3 months back

                                        Yoko ono will never be dead as long as we still got Nia. Robin Quivers is actually funny...... Nia is a pain to listen too

                                        • Declan Hegarty
                                          Declan Hegarty  3 months back

                                          Bill...... Please get Nia off the podcast, myself at guys at work just switch channel as soon as she is on, (I know u love her and you probably straightened out your life after you met her,,,, and happy for you)..... But as an artist.. U are brilliant, Nia is no Robbin quivers and never will be..... A side kick in comedy is supposed to boost The Star...... Nia is probably the most best friend you have...... But your act sucks when she opens her mouth...... Cheers mate...... Can only tell the thruth

                                          • Brisbane Fire Protection
                                            Brisbane Fire Protection  3 months back

                                            Its true.

                                            • Katman
                                              Katman  3 months back

                                              Hey Bill, remember to talk about cardio machines after the ad

                                              • vmwindustries
                                                vmwindustries  3 months back

                                                LOVIN THE ALL THINGS COMEDY CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE!

                                                • ChePennyDK
                                                  ChePennyDK  3 months back

                                                  90% lol, try 37% in Denmark...

                                                • billigerfusel
                                                  billigerfusel  3 months back

                                                  Don't use that honey shit. They track and sell your browsing.

                                                  • KingKonflikt
                                                    KingKonflikt  3 months back

                                                    Hey Bill i got a question for you. How do I get it to you where you will get it and possibly give me some advice?
                                                    I got an issue thats been bugging me for 13 years.

                                                  • Redrobinjohn
                                                    Redrobinjohn  3 months back

                                                    Boring zzzxx

                                                    • Nate's Beacon
                                                      Nate's Beacon  3 months back

                                                      iIs ( freeee ) iTS FUCKING FREE.

                                                      • Smudger
                                                        Smudger  3 months back

                                                        Just wanted to see what's up in the world of Bill, g'day Bill

                                                        • Maxwell Lynch
                                                          Maxwell Lynch  3 months back

                                                          Paul verzi sucks bill.

                                                          • Khelldon
                                                            Khelldon  3 months back

                                                            We started a drinking game for everytime Bill talks about Jo de rosa. Fucking wasted.

                                                            • VoiceUnder
                                                              VoiceUnder  3 months back

                                                              This is the Monday morning just before Thursday morning just before Monday morning podcast.

                                                              • Don McCaw
                                                                Don McCaw  3 months back

                                                                You're right about F1 needs to change. It is so fucking boring now with the same drivers and same teams winning all the time...

                                                                • MrMaximum91
                                                                  MrMaximum91  3 months back

                                                                  Ole billy burrito !

                                                                  • Rylan Macdonald
                                                                    Rylan Macdonald  3 months back

                                                                    Too many fuggin ads Billy Billionare!
                                                                    $$$ ? ? ?

                                                                    • Chase Morrison
                                                                      Chase Morrison  3 months back

                                                                      Thanks god Billy reuploaded the whole podcast.

                                                                      • Sovereign Bear
                                                                        Sovereign Bear  3 months back

                                                                        Gotta love a good comic

                                                                        • SeekingTheTruth News 2019

                                                                          This has been reuploaded to fix the ending inwhich it cut out mid sentence @ "and in a way fuck your friends"

                                                                          • Melo Boy
                                                                            Melo Boy  3 months back

                                                                            Thanks for the reupload. That ending was glorious

                                                                            • timvogel68
                                                                              timvogel68  3 months back

                                                                              People need to just let funny be funny! If there's one thing we all need it's more laughter in our lives, thanks Bill!!

                                                                              • Michael Mathias
                                                                                Michael Mathias  3 months back

                                                                                Ole freckles again- Wieners out!

                                                                                • nick arndt
                                                                                  nick arndt  3 months back

                                                                                  Whichever coach did the 4/4 5/5 math has no idea how statistics works. 0-3 on the pitcher works a lot better.

                                                                                  • Gabriel Coloma
                                                                                    Gabriel Coloma  3 months back

                                                                                    I absolutely love those small comments that give you Bill’s mental picture of things... like at 1:10:40 with the scenario of the girl with the big boobs drinking wine with her friends lmaooo

                                                                                    • David Gonzalez
                                                                                      David Gonzalez  3 months back

                                                                                      Burr you need to change up the cover image cause just posting the podcast image makes me forget how good your show is by scrolling past it

                                                                                    • GangeHrolfr
                                                                                      GangeHrolfr  3 months back

                                                                                      Ayo BILLY! Speak on the new DAD BREASTFEEDING DEVICE. Shit is gettin outta control

                                                                                      • lies damnlies
                                                                                        lies damnlies  3 months back

                                                                                        People _who_ are blunt. _"Who,"_ you goddamn heathen peasant.

                                                                                        • Simon Rogers
                                                                                          Simon Rogers  3 months back

                                                                                          Try cbd oil to help with your temper, William, it works a treat!