Ashton Kutcher and Jimmy Have a Cow Milking Contest


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  • My E'klectic Life
    My E'klectic Life  1 days back

    Omg hahaha 🤣😂👍❤️

    • Mary Lynn B.
      Mary Lynn B.  1 days back

      A true city slicker. I could milk a cow at the age of seven. His reaction to the smell made me laugh but I guess if you're not use to it, it can be overwhelming! I was concerned for the cows. They were visibly stressed. 🐄💩

      • Kaitlin Treadway
        Kaitlin Treadway  2 days back

        Hes such a girly girl lol

        • Danielle Johnson
          Danielle Johnson  3 days back

          When he says Wisconsin I think that 70s show

          • Melissa Martindale
            Melissa Martindale  4 days back

            Seriously? What a puss, it’s just cow poop.

            • Doge Hicks
              Doge Hicks  4 days back

              They got Kevin Malone to stay in character wow

              • Almicar Vargas
                Almicar Vargas  4 days back

                It's the mustache, you have no idea what this smells like... Me: "umm, Mila's Kunis"?

                • Avetor UAC
                  Avetor UAC  4 days back

                  ppc alleat cow) and scere) who eats whom,? 2:36 ahahaah i think on west t-short for noce) i love milk in chokolate thet why iso smart)

                  • K9 Shepherd
                    K9 Shepherd  5 days back

                    i laughted so hard, i think, my lungs jumed out.

                    Blake Shelton did a great Job, to teach Jimmy how it works

                    • Ashley Alexander
                      Ashley Alexander  6 days back

                      ugh this is so fucked up, these poor cows were literally raped, had their babies ripped from them and now are in front of an audience having idiots milking them

                      • Adam Joel
                        Adam Joel  6 days back

                        Disappointing jimmy. Don’t do prop comedy with a living breathing animal with feelings. This is sad.

                        • Aquila Hyland
                          Aquila Hyland  6 days back

                          I grew up milking goats. They only have two teats, but at my best I could milk 4 goats, get a little more than a gallon of milk, and be done in an hour. Milking gives you awesome hand muscles😊

                          • vikito sumi
                            vikito sumi  6 days back

                            Jimmy Fallon's a fake bitch

                            • Mischel Bigham
                              Mischel Bigham  7 days back

                              Jimmy missed a perfect that 70s show joke when Ashton said Wisconsin

                              • hypocritnotme
                                hypocritnotme  7 days back

                                🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was hilarious 😍

                                • Lisa Burton
                                  Lisa Burton  7 days back

                                  Quit fucking with animals. It’s not cool.

                                  • Lisa Burton
                                    Lisa Burton  7 days back

                                    Jimmy has to always win.

                                    • ViVi OuiOui
                                      ViVi OuiOui  7 days back

                                      Looks like Jimmy is with cows like Kevin is with rabbits :p #allnerves

                                      P. S. : Ashton is so sweet to the cow I went moo!

                                      • Florencia Salto
                                        Florencia Salto  1 weeks back

                                        It's a shame... They are noble animals, not mercancy, not toys, not products. Poor cows... For things like this it's why I will unfollow you Jimmy, what kind of values are teaching you new generations????

                                        • saurav raut
                                          saurav raut  1 weeks back

                                          Who is searching for Blake Shelton in comment????
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                                          • TheAkimarie
                                            TheAkimarie  1 weeks back

                                            My favorite part is that Ashton was paying attention to the cow the entire time. When he thought the cow needed space he tried to give her space. When he realized she needed to poop he moved his feet and kept the bit going but still kept his hand on the cow to help ease her nerves. I am always so proud of this fellow Iowan. I also don't know how to milk a cow.

                                            • Kate Keseberg
                                              Kate Keseberg  1 weeks back

                                              When anyone that’s not from the Midwest thinks Iowans automatically know how to milk a cow 😂 this was so funny lol

                                              • INquilab
                                                INquilab  1 weeks back

                                                When you have to ignore two person out of four in the frame

                                                • ABCD12345
                                                  ABCD12345  1 weeks back

                                                  I only see Kelso nothing more than that LOL

                                                  • lee cowen
                                                    lee cowen  1 weeks back

                                                    That was the wrong teat Ashton.

                                                    • cian mcdonough
                                                      cian mcdonough  1 weeks back

                                                      is kelso not from wisconsin dairy cows are from there

                                                      • Thunder Bolt
                                                        Thunder Bolt  1 weeks back

                                                        I got a low key erection from watching this 😬

                                                        • David Rodriguez
                                                          David Rodriguez  1 weeks back

                                                          Bro they should have gotten Sam Elliott to do this too.

                                                          • James Young
                                                            James Young  2 weeks back

                                                            Watch dairy is scary

                                                            • Mercedes Portugal
                                                              Mercedes Portugal  2 weeks back

                                                              How hypocritical is the show, they talk about the importance of animals and then they use them as toys

                                                              • Thunder Bolt
                                                                Thunder Bolt  1 weeks back

                                                                😂😂😂😂😂 feminists are.getting jealose of men toying with cow boobs 😂😂😂😂😂

                                                            • Audon4150
                                                              Audon4150  2 weeks back

                                                              Animals aren't toys for you to play with.

                                                              • Sonanki Ghosh
                                                                Sonanki Ghosh  6 days back

                                                                @David Rodriguez oddly enough, it looks like you're whining and bitching way more than he might have.

                                                              • Audon4150
                                                                Audon4150  1 weeks back

                                                                @David Rodriguez Oh. I'm sorry. I'll stop standing for what is right if it bothers your ego.

                                                              • David Rodriguez
                                                                David Rodriguez  1 weeks back

                                                                Audon4150 Oh chill you fucking crybaby.

                                                            • MrsLopez89
                                                              MrsLopez89  2 weeks back

                                                              Jimmy needs to thank Blake Shelton for teaching him how to milk a cow

                                                              • emily rose anderson
                                                                emily rose anderson  2 weeks back

                                                                Ashton makes everything fun even if the two animals next to him pooped and almost threw up

                                                                • Razhender Wild
                                                                  Razhender Wild  2 weeks back

                                                                  Jimmy is a punk.

                                                                  • Katie Inasaridze
                                                                    Katie Inasaridze  2 weeks back

                                                                    Lool my neighbors at my father’s village are doing that ALL the time! Looool🤪😆😁👌🏻👏🏻😜🤪😬🤗♥️🥂🎩’s!!

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                                                                      Jimmy has learned a lot from Blake

                                                                      • Fabio Gutierrez
                                                                        Fabio Gutierrez  2 weeks back

                                                                        🤗 bonito

                                                                        • Fabio Gutierrez
                                                                          Fabio Gutierrez  2 weeks back


                                                                          • Noelia Gonzalez
                                                                            Noelia Gonzalez  2 weeks back

                                                                            Jimmy's cow gave more milk.The other cow just had to poop no milk there.Funny guys.

                                                                            • Jonathan Landeros
                                                                              Jonathan Landeros  2 weeks back

                                                                              2 hot n spicys both with tomato and lettuce, small fries and large coke. Here's for anyone who's hungry.

                                                                              • ATS_
                                                                                ATS_  2 weeks back

                                                                                I bet Mila Kunis can milk it better 😏

                                                                                • id deegee
                                                                                  id deegee  2 weeks back

                                                                                  The legend says. He's still out there in the building shaking hands and asking for sorry

                                                                                  • Caffeinated Nation
                                                                                    Caffeinated Nation  2 weeks back

                                                                                    I feel bad for the cows 😂

                                                                                    • Radical Dame
                                                                                      Radical Dame  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Jimmy it's just cow shit, calm down lol

                                                                                      • zeeshan safdar
                                                                                        zeeshan safdar  2 weeks back

                                                                                        Ashton: I don't know how to milk the 🐄?
                                                                                        Jmmy: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

                                                                                        • Emily Burden
                                                                                          Emily Burden  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Did they even teach them how to milk a cow before they started to make sure they didn't hurt the cow??

                                                                                          • Sean Antioquia
                                                                                            Sean Antioquia  2 weeks back

                                                                                            New respect for Ashton Kutcher not fleeing the cow like Jimmy! ...then I saw that mustache again... Man needs a razor, stat.

                                                                                            • Primrose Jones
                                                                                              Primrose Jones  2 weeks back

                                                                                              Ashton be like I'm sorry I milked a cow 🐄 I'm sorry milked a 🐄 while shaking 👋 with the audience 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂