Bad Sponsors: Anaconda Condoms, Urinal Scones

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  • Ray Watson
    Ray Watson  3 hours back

    Yah, Naaaah. Totally lame. Written by outgoing writing team by the sounds of it.

    • chris Nunya
      chris Nunya  1 days back

      This would be the first time watching this show that I have felt disappointment. I need to poop now.

      • Shaina Joseph
        Shaina Joseph  3 days back

        I need more

        • MrCallipygous
          MrCallipygous  3 days back

          Jokes Seth shouldn't tell

          • Digital Dogma
            Digital Dogma  4 days back

            I really really wanted "Urinal Scone" to be a typo, but what the hell would it be a typo FOR?

            • Robert Franz
              Robert Franz  4 days back

              One of my favorite passwords I used for a shared account at work was UrinalCupcake

              • sweatpantsprincess
                sweatpantsprincess  5 days back

                The way he had to build himself up to "Fancy a piss, guv'nor?"

                • portzblitz
                  portzblitz  5 days back

                  Oh my god, Seth..

                  • Francois Roewer-Despres

                    Blowgurt sounds pretty decent, actually

                    • Brett Perry
                      Brett Perry  5 days back

                      I want some blowgurt

                      • EloquentTroll
                        EloquentTroll  6 days back

                        Can I also use Gribbons on my Saimang?

                        • MJ Maccabee
                          MJ Maccabee  6 days back

                          Yawn.

                          • earthminus10
                            earthminus10  6 days back

                            Seth Meyers you better put the story on about the cowboy in Oregon who lasso the bike thief and then tied him to a tree it's 2 years old but worth putting on

                            • A Wolff
                              A Wolff  6 days back

                              Have you really stooped this low stealing an Archer joke? The cocaine in the yogurt that was on Archer a couple months ago or was it over year I forget

                              • Aella Lee
                                Aella Lee  7 days back

                                I liked the anaconda condoms and the horse glue.

                                • anthony parker
                                  anthony parker  7 days back

                                  Funny, thought strep club fell flat though.

                                  • Eala Dubh
                                    Eala Dubh  7 days back

                                    No no NO. The correct Urinal Scones punchline is "more pee, vicar".

                                    • BuildingCenter
                                      BuildingCenter  7 days back

                                      I was certain Derby Glue was gonna be the high point. Then, the jokes went stratospheric. This was hilarious.

                                      • A dorable
                                        A dorable  7 days back

                                        Uhm, seriously sucks today 😜👎

                                        • Paul Byers
                                          Paul Byers  1 weeks back

                                          I LOVE HOW MUCH HE ENJOYS HIS STUPID SELF!!!

                                          • William Crowley
                                            William Crowley  1 weeks back

                                            Full blown groan on this one. Ugh. Lol

                                            • Ella Mone
                                              Ella Mone  1 weeks back

                                              I just couldn't get into any of this rubbish.

                                              • thebadassasaur
                                                thebadassasaur  1 weeks back

                                                Best one I've seen

                                                • juan herrera
                                                  juan herrera  1 weeks back

                                                  Got dibs on anaconda c*ndoms brand; gonna make it big with it.

                                                  • Walt F.
                                                    Walt F.  1 weeks back

                                                    I wonder what flavors those Swallets come in?

                                                    • artroom151
                                                      artroom151  1 weeks back

                                                      Is Pam on your writing staff? Someones been watching Archer S5.

                                                      • VianneyCreates
                                                        VianneyCreates  1 weeks back

                                                        These were all winners.

                                                        • Tinymoezzy
                                                          Tinymoezzy  1 weeks back

                                                          Gribbons...might be the best thing ever

                                                          • pixiebells
                                                            pixiebells  1 weeks back

                                                            Blowgurt, created by the one and only Pam Poovey! ✨ 😀

                                                            • kurushiiv
                                                              kurushiiv  1 weeks back

                                                              😆 ty for the laugh

                                                              • Ajimarikan
                                                                Ajimarikan  1 weeks back

                                                                Thank you for a stress free but very clever laugh!

                                                                • Nikki Tea
                                                                  Nikki Tea  1 weeks back

                                                                  Great now scones are ruined

                                                                  • Ange Waters
                                                                    Ange Waters  1 weeks back

                                                                    Omg your writers are asshholes. I'm dying! "Fancy a piss, Guv'ner?"

                                                                    • bleunt
                                                                      bleunt  1 weeks back

                                                                      Swallet: Put your money where your mouth is.

                                                                      • Lesh4537
                                                                        Lesh4537  1 weeks back

                                                                        This looks more like the writers joke to see what they can get Seth to say on air.

                                                                        • Stacey Rosbury
                                                                          Stacey Rosbury  1 weeks back

                                                                          need better writers lol

                                                                          • Warren Hertfelder
                                                                            Warren Hertfelder  1 weeks back

                                                                            ‘Anaconda Condoms’ try saying that 5 times fast lol

                                                                            • LordofNalicNod
                                                                              LordofNalicNod  1 weeks back

                                                                              I didn't know Late Night create Wacky Packs.

                                                                              • Travis Malmin
                                                                                Travis Malmin  1 weeks back

                                                                                It'd be funny if Trump was one of the bad sponsors.

                                                                                • James Walker
                                                                                  James Walker  1 days back

                                                                                  I'd be funny if Trump was beaten unconscious, then chained, by the neck, to a tree.

                                                                              • Sandra Browning
                                                                                Sandra Browning  1 weeks back

                                                                                just no ….

                                                                                • Sassy Amigurumi
                                                                                  Sassy Amigurumi  1 weeks back

                                                                                  Anda-condoms. They missed a pun. =_=

                                                                                  • Michael Holthaus
                                                                                    Michael Holthaus  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Out of respect, I forced myself to finish this bit,much like Popsicle Sticks.

                                                                                    • S Robertson
                                                                                      S Robertson  1 weeks back

                                                                                      I think Seth needs new writers!!

                                                                                      • Oddly Wired
                                                                                        Oddly Wired  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Ewe, only Seth could make urinal scones funny. 😂

                                                                                        • erwin franz
                                                                                          erwin franz  1 weeks back

                                                                                          I guess all the good writers stayed on vacation, soooo bad

                                                                                          • Greg Bolin
                                                                                            Greg Bolin  1 weeks back

                                                                                            These are the funniest segments and the audience never seems to have liked it much over the years.

                                                                                            • Why you wanna know my name!?

                                                                                              The claps for Blowgurt were because he said it was the last one and the audience was happy this segment was over

                                                                                              • Adam Nowek
                                                                                                Adam Nowek  1 weeks back

                                                                                                We need an all-time league table of who wrote up these bad sponsors.