Eliud Kipchoge’s Historic Marathon Run, “Prenups” for Babies & Farmers’ Sex Lives | The Daily Show

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  • Josny13
    Josny13  1 days back

    Those baby contract must've been thought up by insecure parents who have seen so many drama's they want to preemptively end all the "who changes the baby" - fights by making a contract that sounds enforceable by law.
    If you need a fucking contract to do this, you don't deserve to have a kid. A kid is not the ultimate pet for which you have to decide. "Okay who's going to take him out for walkies." This is a child! Your "role" is to be a parent, which is to take care of the child, which includes everything at any time it's required. It sounds too much like these contracts is for splitting chores more than a cure way of planning ahead. I mean seriously, a contract *with witnesses*. You wot?

    • Jay Budzy's Gaming Phuckery

      Lol wtf

      • Eli Dames
        Eli Dames  3 days back

        If you need a baby prenup, get ready for a divorce

        • Michael Elbert
          Michael Elbert  4 days back

          Oh I get it you mean figuratively Farmers have sex on average one of the day now I get it

          • Michael Elbert
            Michael Elbert  4 days back

            On average, once a day.
            You know that's a lie.
            For one, farmers don't have time to do it once a week.
            So anyone knowing that knows the rest is a lie also.

            • Michael Elbert
              Michael Elbert  4 days back

              Yeah exactly it's not the shoes it's because Kenyans are bread ,for lack of a better term ,for long distance 🏃. their body is made for long distance 🏃 ,in other words.

              • MourningAvenger
                MourningAvenger  4 days back

                I LOVE YOU TREVOR NOAH!!!!

                • ohlookshinee
                  ohlookshinee  5 days back

                  thinking about my 4 siblings and how the 3 youngest of us were born on our farm....

                  • Arilikespie
                    Arilikespie  6 days back

                    That record would be really insane but beating records becomes much simpler when you are given ideal settings with the best tech. Plus there are studies from both Nike and other independent groups saying there is an improvement in efficiency with the shoes so people saying he did better because of the shoes are not wrong. As long as there is some factual evidence supporting that and it isn't some "Even I can catch a ball better than him" type of crap then I think people can argue this sort of viewpoint.

                    • T Dawg
                      T Dawg  1 weeks back

                      Farmers over exaggerate greatly

                      • 1111 V2
                        1111 V2  1 weeks back

                        The best baby prenup is to only have children with a rich man. Whether or not he wants to help, his money can afford nannies.

                        • ForeverMe543
                          ForeverMe543  2 weeks back

                          "Farmers have the most sex"
                          EWWWEWEWEWEW

                          also I'm a journalist, we just don't tell you ✌🏻

                          • ForeverMe543
                            ForeverMe543  2 weeks back

                            It's not the shoes this isn't like mike

                            • alex
                              alex  2 weeks back

                              Anyone: its just not possible to run a marathon in under 2 hours

                              Kenyans: hold my nikes

                              • TheFourthWinchester
                                TheFourthWinchester  2 weeks back

                                Screw this baby prenup. Also, why tf is there always a black man and white woman in these propaganda stuff?

                                • Kathy Kaguara
                                  Kathy Kaguara  2 weeks back

                                  me: cringing everytime they say Kipchoge

                                  • ******
                                    ******  3 weeks back

                                    lol i died of laughter

                                    • The Proclaimed
                                      The Proclaimed  3 weeks back

                                      Journalists are at the bottom because of Sean Hannity (he ruins the average)

                                      • Patrick
                                        Patrick  3 weeks back

                                        Where im from farmers are not allowed to have sex, we put em in the stall by night and feed em hay

                                        • Tj H
                                          Tj H  3 weeks back

                                          wait, ARCHITECTS? This is because of HIMYM isn't it? Also "the most sex" is "once a day"? that's just sad.

                                          • RB
                                            RB  3 weeks back

                                            scarecrow needs to sign the prenup

                                            • I C
                                              I C  3 weeks back

                                              the shoes do actually matter like cleats in soccer or baseball ect..but i know its the persons talent that matters most and i know its comedy show but cmon this blatant d riding here is annoying

                                              • Noah Kirkpatrick
                                                Noah Kirkpatrick  3 weeks back

                                                Baby prenup????? wtf is wrong with people

                                                • LONNIE DOBBINS
                                                  LONNIE DOBBINS  3 weeks back

                                                  Black men don't have babies and families?

                                                  • Rizo Jerardo
                                                    Rizo Jerardo  3 weeks back

                                                    If you didn't wanna have a baby don't fuck free use Condon's 🤣🤣🤣

                                                    • Shifty Powers
                                                      Shifty Powers  3 weeks back

                                                      Americans are fucking stupid, baby pre nups

                                                      • Steve D
                                                        Steve D  3 weeks back

                                                        I think Trevor is confusing "getting fucked" with "having sex". Trumpette's trade policies have been royally fucking farmers, esp of soya and pork, for the past two years.

                                                        • Jason Tempel
                                                          Jason Tempel  3 weeks back

                                                          NAFTA did not start with this president & the dual-citizen, lifetime politicians of congress are all corrupt!

                                                      • Fresh 2K
                                                        Fresh 2K  3 weeks back

                                                        I wanna be a farmer😂😂

                                                        • Tiggertron
                                                          Tiggertron  3 weeks back

                                                          Lmaoo y'all nailed it with the Nikes wearing a Kenyan joke 😅 I was thinking the same damn thing 🏃🏿‍♂️💨

                                                          • musical iman
                                                            musical iman  3 weeks back

                                                            "Scarecrows don't need to have mouths" hahahahhahahha

                                                            • Oforlikelalune
                                                              Oforlikelalune  3 weeks back

                                                              The farmer statistic is so funny 😂

                                                              • E. M
                                                                E. M  3 weeks back

                                                                white people always hating on blacks people hmm

                                                                • TheKing Initiate
                                                                  TheKing Initiate  4 weeks back

                                                                  they dint say tht farmers are having sex with people. all i'm saying is...

                                                                  • Daisy Asio
                                                                    Daisy Asio  4 weeks back

                                                                    Baby prenap? that is sooo wrong

                                                                    • Josue166
                                                                      Josue166  4 weeks back

                                                                      Baby prenups are a white people created problem

                                                                      • The WET TEE!!!!
                                                                        The WET TEE!!!!  4 weeks back

                                                                        White people are ridiculous

                                                                        • Markov Soh
                                                                          Markov Soh  4 weeks back

                                                                          When a women says “I’m an educated, smart, strong and independent women..”

                                                                          all the good men will run faster than kipchoge without the need for pacers

                                                                          • Roger Brydon
                                                                            Roger Brydon  4 weeks back

                                                                            Did he just say all Kenyans are cheaters? Racist Noah confirmes

                                                                            • ThePltsweet
                                                                              ThePltsweet  4 weeks back

                                                                              Eliud Kipchoge, our hero. You made us proud.

                                                                              • Ace Hardy
                                                                                Ace Hardy  4 weeks back

                                                                                😲 18+ only "First Date" 💯

                                                                                https://youtu.be/aJLKb83NAg8

                                                                                • Dizzy Lizzie
                                                                                  Dizzy Lizzie  4 weeks back

                                                                                  I’m not saying you have to sign a contract but I do think clearly defining which partner or parent will be doing which responsibilities is a good idea. Obviously shit frequently hits the fan and you’d have to adapt but miscommunication is a huge relationship killer. So it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever heard of? 😂

                                                                                  • sellena benson
                                                                                    sellena benson  4 weeks back

                                                                                    Lmbooooo

                                                                                    • Vie Loi
                                                                                      Vie Loi  4 weeks back

                                                                                      Nike makes special shoes for special specific reasons. What is wrong with society

                                                                                      TRACK
                                                                                      SOCCER
                                                                                      FOOTBALL
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                                                                                      lol who wrote her dialogue

                                                                                      • Candy James
                                                                                        Candy James  4 weeks back

                                                                                        I knew y i wanted to be a journalist

                                                                                        • CrunchyFrog
                                                                                          CrunchyFrog  4 weeks back

                                                                                          Will someone please think of those scarecrows!

                                                                                          • Ci Ci
                                                                                            Ci Ci  4 weeks back

                                                                                            Baby prenups would make men stick around and take care of their children hopefully.

                                                                                            • Blinded Bliss - Diana
                                                                                              Blinded Bliss - Diana  4 weeks back

                                                                                              Prostitutes have the most sex.

                                                                                              • martha marleyzae
                                                                                                martha marleyzae  4 weeks back

                                                                                                Is parenting this bad in the US that people have prenups.
                                                                                                Planned pregnancies were not enough.
                                                                                                I have an easy solution.
                                                                                                Don't have kids at all saves money and time.