Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-1-19

  • Published: 01 August 2019
  • Bill rambles about making super humans, fighting styles, and protest violence.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 714

  • furrnandough
    furrnandough  3 days back


    • Eric Krauel Dallas Sky Watcher

      Thank God New came in on that...of course the first one you'll never forget, you'll regret leaving her, but you get 3 good ones at most. Just how it is.

      • Eric Krauel Dallas Sky Watcher

        Man that's exactly what my grandmother said, "the reason because the parents are both working "!!! She went through the depression but luckily she couldn't tell because they lived like you're supposed to.

        • Austin Powers
          Austin Powers  2 weeks back

          The advice almost seem made up 😂😂. Only just discovered him and I think he’s fucking awesome. Feel like I’ve missed out massively by not listening for years.

          • Johny Blitz
            Johny Blitz  3 weeks back

            The dog just didnt want to shit in his bench

            • Cadbury's Cuomo
              Cadbury's Cuomo  3 weeks back

              I get where Nia is coming from but I think bill is right on this one. It can really mess a guy up to fall in love with the first girl because the feeling of love is easily confused with lust when you still have sex on a pedestal. Realising sex isnt everything is a discovery only made through having sex. The chance of your first sexual partner being a long term loving relationship is minimal so your better off just getting some experience without focusing too much on a relationship, unless you can really distinguish within yourself the make up of your desire between lust and love and know you want get confuses into thinking you love someone because you want to or have fucked them.

              • Sumnjiva Vodoriga
                Sumnjiva Vodoriga  4 weeks back

                Can you do a podcast without mentioning the "global warming"

              • Grand Canyon Power Washing

                Hire me.

                • redscarecomixx
                  redscarecomixx  1 months back

                  Why I Love Bill Burr: He's who we all want to be. Not pretentious, or hate-fueled, or biased. Just a guy, doing his best to be honest to himself and others...And who could turn absolutely anything funny as hell.

                  • Libtards got Trumped
                    Libtards got Trumped  1 months back

                    Lol Bill apparently hasn't been paying attention for the last 2 years if he thinks what was going on in the '60s was shocking. He must have missed the radical left wingers that
                    -shot up Dayton
                    - El Paso, (radical environmentalist)
                    -The Bernie bro that shot up the Republican baseball game
                    -The communist throwing Molotov cocktails at the ice center that was shot and killed
                    -The riots in Berkeley
                    - Portland, all the stabbings/beatings throughout the country, throwing balloons filled with piss and shit, -Sending death threats to the mini AOC kid
                    The Soros paid rent a mob BLM and "White Supremacist" that were bussed into Charlottesville wearing Nazi patches and carrying tiki torches for the fake news to film it.

                    • counter
                      counter  1 months back

                      Bill whispering "you gotta hurt them before they fucking hurt you" had me rolling lmao

                      • Notch Johnson
                        Notch Johnson  1 months back

                        Nia is fucking hilarious :D

                        • Michael Frick
                          Michael Frick  1 months back

                          What is the song in the greatest hits?

                          • Remy Andre Urne
                            Remy Andre Urne  1 months back

                            So yea mf.. im in Norway and your promo code is worth nothing my man.. but i love you

                            • KryzMasta
                              KryzMasta  1 months back

                              And now, Epstein is dead. Good riddance.

                              • Z EBN
                                Z EBN  1 months back


                                • Poisonous Nut
                                  Poisonous Nut  1 months back

                                  Are you aloud to podcast about incest bro lol? I'm sure the bro and sis have already hooked up. This guy has to be stupidly young because who would think it's wise to tell her that he found that shit out? That's a serious issue and honestly it could lead to the brother getting so paranoid about people knowing he could really try to hurt the dude. Obviously you just stfu about that one lol.

                                  • Poisonous Nut
                                    Poisonous Nut  1 months back

                                    I love how he says his girl
                                    " has never been a mom before ". Lmao as if there is such a thing as mother who isn't a mother anymore lol.

                                    • Gerald Reed
                                      Gerald Reed  1 months back

                                      Okay, I took your advice and watched 'The Day the 60's Died'. I walked into it completely neutral and was surprised by how emotional I became during the part of the actual shootings at Kent State. The only thing I could figure out regarding why was that it drummed up how I felt at the time and have always felt since. There was so much so wrong about so many things. I attended Southern Illinois University in those days and, after Abbie Hoffman showed up and after the ensuing riots and the burning of the Old Main building, the University was closed down for all of Spring Quarter. Things were nothing but chaos. I appreciate you bringing this documentary to people's attention during your podcast - but I gotta tell you - unless you were there you cannot imagine what it was like. The atmosphere was wicked dangerous and crazy all over the place and all the time. I will close by suggesting that a litmus test for how bad an event or time was might be to check out how much comedy was written then or is written now about it. I know I have NEVER heard anyone laugh about Kent State. I enjoy your podcast. Thanks for bringing it...…….

                                      • Noah Smith
                                        Noah Smith  1 months back

                                        The first 5 minutes killed me, bill this is fucking great.

                                        • WickedSharp 001
                                          WickedSharp 001  1 months back

                                          Did ya never get a waffle? ,lol

                                          • David
                                            David  1 months back

                                            What happened ol' Billy Boy... did you trip over your Tampon?!

                                            • Mark Moses
                                              Mark Moses  1 months back

                                              They do have a conservative version it's called Fox news
                                              TRUMP 2020

                                              • Chris Jimenez
                                                Chris Jimenez  1 months back

                                                Where is the pod for 8/5 you ginger fuck

                                                • CAL Autarch
                                                  CAL Autarch  1 months back

                                                  Bill burr is a faggot.

                                                  • Roland Ramirez
                                                    Roland Ramirez  1 months back

                                                    30:02-30:06 FOR freee

                                                    • Flipping Birdies
                                                      Flipping Birdies  1 months back

                                                      You don't even know what day it is.

                                                      • Michael Snodgrass
                                                        Michael Snodgrass  1 months back

                                                        Sounded like you really didn't know thee year there Bill LOL

                                                        • John Doe
                                                          John Doe  1 months back

                                                          I liked
                                                          Edit: Billy MeUndies Burr, is amazing

                                                          • Sunquad
                                                            Sunquad  1 months back

                                                            I love these down to earth talks, godam
                                                            I wish a few people did something like the bill burr podcasts

                                                            • Kleshmir Cribb
                                                              Kleshmir Cribb  1 months back

                                                              My phone put you on.. I can't stand Bil bur. evil but plz Fuck off.

                                                              • Krow
                                                                Krow  1 months back

                                                                First time I've herd you sell out commercials during podcast. Terrible. Absolutely terrible.

                                                                • Timothy Cormier
                                                                  Timothy Cormier  1 months back

                                                                  BILL!!!! What’s up man!!! MMP???? It’s almost Thursday. Hope everything is alright.

                                                                  • TKZMAX
                                                                    TKZMAX  1 months back

                                                                    bill murphy must be real busy?

                                                                    • Frederick Thompson
                                                                      Frederick Thompson  1 months back

                                                                      Sorry I'm late to this podcast, but since you brought up PBS, you might want to check out the doc on U of Wisconsin protests from early in the war. They were based on students not wanting the school to do weapons research in conjunction with corporations. I think you'll find the Madison police dept. a tad reactionary.

                                                                      • Sammy Jean Katheleen
                                                                        Sammy Jean Katheleen  1 months back

                                                                        Hey Bill! I wish I had the pleasure of seeing a video to these wonderful podcasts:) sorry if that’s selfish! ❤️

                                                                        • Alex Turaiche
                                                                          Alex Turaiche  1 months back

                                                                          Mr burr pls check out a channel from a US basket ball player called the professor. When i see him it reminds me about your bit with athletic moves. It has nothing to do with this podcasd per se but you can talk about it maybe in future ones. You wont regret it. Sry for bad english. Cheers.

                                                                          • GordonJDB
                                                                            GordonJDB  1 months back

                                                                            hey bill you overrated cunt your monday podcast which I love isn't up yet

                                                                            • Chris 76
                                                                              Chris 76  1 months back

                                                                              Nia cut off his balls

                                                                          • Christian Angelo Nilsén
                                                                            Christian Angelo Nilsén  1 months back

                                                                            Xerox machine, face cancer! LOL Man we need to have a beer, that would be a fun night I say shit crazy like that all the time hahhahah

                                                                            • Dermot M
                                                                              Dermot M  1 months back

                                                                              Great job again Bill. Thankyou 👍

                                                                              • Sea Winds
                                                                                Sea Winds  1 months back

                                                                                im in donegal and im tired at work everyday because of your videos keeping me up all night laughing lol

                                                                                • RecklessFables
                                                                                  RecklessFables  1 months back

                                                                                  1:10:00 Sir, I know you feel like you need closure, but sometimes you don't get it from other people... especially crazy incestuous ones... Cut off all ties

                                                                                  • The wondering Englishman
                                                                                    The wondering Englishman  1 months back

                                                                                    Subscribed - not sure what took me so long!

                                                                                    • taLLdavidproduction
                                                                                      taLLdavidproduction  1 months back

                                                                                      Give me a b cup skinny spinner all day built for speed

                                                                                      • S M
                                                                                        S M  1 months back

                                                                                        im 28 yr virgin im ok with porn ppl scares me out after all these yrs

                                                                                        • Scott F
                                                                                          Scott F  1 months back

                                                                                          Take a little Breather between conflicts < (Out Of Context 9DDANGER WILL ROBINSON) ;- |

                                                                                          • Faith Fuldeeds
                                                                                            Faith Fuldeeds  1 months back

                                                                                            How is this from 2019 if he's referencing his breaking bad appearance just having been released?

                                                                                            • Scott F
                                                                                              Scott F  1 months back

                                                                                              Us Regulsr Folks Gotta Start POOOOOLIN' Our Resourses LOVE IT Killin' IT Love And Hate Volatile Tides ;- |