Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-11-19

  • Published: 12 April 2019
  • Bill rambles about Premiere League, Hollywood deals, and pearls.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 449

  • aiden corbett
    aiden corbett  3 weeks back

    tottenham - pronounced Tottnum

    • dugbug123
      dugbug123  2 months back

      lol get out of my cubical head BILL BURR FUCK YOU

      • RPrevolution25
        RPrevolution25  5 months back

        1:12:00 lmfao

        • Victor Kononenko
          Victor Kononenko  5 months back

          ok, whats going on, Bill? Am I alone here having dejavus? I have heard your bit about that Marriott hotel more than 5 times. and then, I realize, you are not reciting an old bit, but just playing your old recording. Whats up? the same thing happened on your podcast a week or two ago. I commented there.
          Please, someone, confirm I am not crazy and this is just an old bit from years ago. (around 1hour into this podcast)

          • Jack Dickinson
            Jack Dickinson  5 months back

            I never thought Id say this, but you're getting boring

            • Jack Dickinson
              Jack Dickinson  5 months back

              the rest of the WORLD IS NOT watching...just because you have a man crush with the UK, doesn't mean the rest of us do

              • Jack Dickinson
                Jack Dickinson  5 months back

                who givrs a f**k about SOCCER???

                • Mr
                  Mr  5 months back

                  Bill, I’m going to assume you’re not just doing this whole premier league confusion for the reaction (but it’s clear that’s exactly what you’re doing...however, let’s pretend for now) stop talking about football. You clearly don’t have a clue what you’re talking about and don’t care to learn. It’s pure MAGA appeal: ranting manically with no understanding. Stick to what you want to understand.

                  • Jacksey Monk
                    Jacksey Monk  5 months back

                    Would you please change your podcast pic? You look like Private Pyle when he won't stop smiling at the Drill Sargeant.

                    • Chocolate Chop
                      Chocolate Chop  5 months back

                      Super confused. What happens around the 31 minute mark when the music comes in? Did I miss something?

                      • Michael Tate
                        Michael Tate  5 months back

                        One day billy gonna make this podcast visual

                        • Kevin Lainez
                          Kevin Lainez  5 months back

                          Bill burr you dont know shit about soccer! Please stop ✋

                          • AFKA
                            AFKA  5 months back

                            It’s pronounced “totnum”

                            • glumOr
                              glumOr  5 months back

                              I hope next year Liverpool win the world cup and Jurgen Klopp win the Ballon d'Or.
                              YNWA !!

                              • Joshua M
                                Joshua M  5 months back

                                Ol Billy Laydee Chokaah!

                                • Christopher Peterson
                                  Christopher Peterson  5 months back

                                  broad banging billy; you fill my time like a hooker fills up her belly. it's discusting. but someone gets their rocks off with your displeasure never the less.

                                  • Trenton Lambert
                                    Trenton Lambert  5 months back

                                    Geez that was Dennis Reynolds level psycho regarding the choking Train-of-thought

                                    • Criz d
                                      Criz d  5 months back

                                      Is bills Monday Morning Podcast missing cause the Bruins are down 2-1? I mean, thats something to bitch about, Bill lol Love ya but GO LEAFS!!

                                      • Didier Peroni
                                        Didier Peroni  5 months back

                                        Hey bill, did you stop watching f1. This year might be one of the best seasons (3years in the running)

                                        • HORATIO MONROE
                                          HORATIO MONROE  5 months back

                                          I am so glad that I started listening to this podcast

                                          • CultOfTheBull
                                            CultOfTheBull  5 months back

                                            Bill Burr would love the band Clutch.

                                            • Erin Go Bragh
                                              Erin Go Bragh  5 months back

                                              Pearl jam is sperm. Thought you would have got that one Bill.

                                              • TruthLoverofgod
                                                TruthLoverofgod  5 months back

                                                dog black women just fucking loud man. and its good you didnt say shit to her .

                                                • Angry Cabby
                                                  Angry Cabby  5 months back

                                                  how fucking greedy can you be Bill 12 commercial breaks in your video!? had no idea how strapped you are1

                                                  • IROK GAMING
                                                    IROK GAMING  5 months back

                                                    I just saw you are coming to Stockholm!! I soo wished i could go and see you but there was no tickets left :( How awsome it would be to see Bill Burr Live!

                                                    • TruthLoverofgod
                                                      TruthLoverofgod  5 months back

                                                      babe ruth was the best of the white males there at the league at the time . but never the best.

                                                      • Zack Akers
                                                        Zack Akers  5 months back

                                                        Troy aikman!

                                                        • Ralph Morales
                                                          Ralph Morales  5 months back

                                                          Billy Goat Cheese Burr!!! Talk about the NBA playoffs, ain't watching them this year but still want to know about them without giving NBA a single cent 🤣

                                                          • BossBros
                                                            BossBros  5 months back

                                                            Hey Bill! I think you should watch this on youtube: "Divorce Lawyers Share The Worst Ways Someone's Gotten Back At A Spouse". I think it is safe to say in the name of your fans that it would be great content.

                                                            • Tony Hawk
                                                              Tony Hawk  5 months back

                                                              Can't wait to see Bill on disney Mandalorians, explains why he was getting in shape this past year :D

                                                              • luke hannath
                                                                luke hannath  5 months back

                                                                thanks Bill

                                                                • ratastewie91
                                                                  ratastewie91  5 months back

                                                                  Huge Bill Burr fan. But the shit he was talking about the Premier League at the beginning tested that to the limit.

                                                                  • Leigh Grady
                                                                    Leigh Grady  5 months back

                                                                    Totterham hahaha fuck

                                                                    • facciabella85
                                                                      facciabella85  5 months back

                                                                      Where is today's podcast, is Bill ok lol

                                                                      • Jasper Sihoe
                                                                        Jasper Sihoe  5 months back

                                                                        39:30 song The Comet is Coming - Birth of Creation

                                                                        • Paul Currie
                                                                          Paul Currie  5 months back

                                                                          Haha. I'll overlook the fact you're mixing up the English Premier League with the European Champions League. But 'anyways' in the Premier League each team plays every other team twice in the season....home at their own stadium and away at their opponents stadium. I'm from Liverpool BTW and saw you live at The Philharmonic. Awesome to see you live. Your my favourite comedian. Funnily enough there was a protest the next day....women demanding equal pay outside a hospital about half a mile away from your gig venue. I was gonna message you so you could've fulfilled your fantasy of shouting at them from your car but I figured you'd probably have left the city by then.

                                                                          • Tim Watson Drums
                                                                            Tim Watson Drums  5 months back

                                                                            Funniest podcast ever

                                                                            • TheBombanater
                                                                              TheBombanater  5 months back

                                                                              Hey does anyone know how to message bill for the podcast? I've got a perfect story for him about my buddys whore wife. Shes been cheating for 12 years and he is no longer sure if ANY of his kids are his. She kicked him out of the house he paid for, wont let him see the kids, despite raising them as his own for 10+ years The poor guy had to walk past the new guy on his way out of the house and is living in his truck. "His" kids love him regardless, and he loves them 1000% and they were crying the day the whore made him leave. I dont know how to help him so i figure i can at least let butter ball billy tell a few thousand people about this whore and maybe get a piece of advice from him or the lovely Nia

                                                                              • Tim Pierce
                                                                                Tim Pierce  5 months back

                                                                                Bill have watched season2 one punch man

                                                                                • JRC3334
                                                                                  JRC3334  5 months back

                                                                                  whats the music at 39:30 ?

                                                                                  • Jake Ranney
                                                                                    Jake Ranney  5 months back

                                                                                    Where's the Monday podcast?! We need to know about the Mandalorian! I know I sound like a nerd but it's too surreal to me that Billy Bantha Fodder is in a Star Wars show.

                                                                                  • Nautilus1972
                                                                                    Nautilus1972  5 months back

                                                                                    The Mandalorian, eh? Badass Bill! BAD. ASS. Looks AMAZING!

                                                                                    • Leon Vrtar
                                                                                      Leon Vrtar  5 months back

                                                                                      Billy McFreckle the Boston whore strangler.. Sounds like a legit 19th century cereal cooler.

                                                                                      • Alexanderiii
                                                                                        Alexanderiii  5 months back

                                                                                        3D TV is dead. Bill got his wish.

                                                                                        • Joseph Cummings
                                                                                          Joseph Cummings  5 months back

                                                                                          What is the musical interlude at 30:40? is it fan made?

                                                                                          • K Sum
                                                                                            K Sum  5 months back

                                                                                            1 hour 17 seconds his accent on the help makes me lose it. Hahaha.

                                                                                            • Treacherous Killer
                                                                                              Treacherous Killer  5 months back

                                                                                              Conservative gets six months in prison for offensive joke. It's on the channel Timcast. Some places you shouldn't do shows at.

                                                                                              • Ogyen Tsering
                                                                                                Ogyen Tsering  5 months back

                                                                                                do you guys know how one can write a letter to burr?