I graduated from high school

  • Published: 27 June 2019
  • A coping mechanism I have for when the going gets tough is to hope and pray that a zombie apocalypse is coming in the near future so that I don't have to deal with this BS anymore. I blame it on:

    1. I have watched one too many seasons of the walking dead.
    2. Every young adult fiction novel written nowadays is about the same cliché dystopian city in absolute ruins.

    No but seriously dudes, how dope would it be to run around a city and loot everything in sight? I mean, minus the zombies and questionable people, I THINK THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL. Actually, what the heck am I saying. I'm still scared of spiders. I hate the dark. I would probably survive for .7 seconds before a zombie bites my head off.

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    Janiel Ceemstar
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Comments • 16 015

  • Ash- Bob
    Ash- Bob  7 months back

    Oh my god it’s Kitchen Fashion Week.

    • Clover
      Clover  1 weeks back

      {Hønëy Ørëøz}
      You made
      My day

    • Prettyx dancers
      Prettyx dancers  2 months back

      How did I not know? My lawyer will be hearing about this. Call 329-528-0293 for more idiotic information.

    • Wxnder Land
      Wxnder Land  2 months back


    • bbueno2009
      bbueno2009  3 months back

      Dakitten Gacha34
      congrats :)

    • Kellie Teh
      Kellie Teh  3 months back

      Dakitten Gacha34 well I'm going to 6th grade

  • Becky Colin
    Becky Colin  2 days back

    She's my favorite 😂

    • Olive Brown
      Olive Brown  4 days back

      Joana this thumbnail looks NoThInG like u. Okay love bye.

      • •Lucky Taylin•
        •Lucky Taylin•  5 days back

        2:39 when Joana gets high

        • Aditi Suryawanshi
          Aditi Suryawanshi  5 days back

          she said, at the end that in the university, she is gonna major physics and astoronomy!!!!! i also want to take the same!!!! in which uni is she going?

          • Reese Paladino
            Reese Paladino  6 days back

            I love u ur solo funny lol lol hahahaha I love u!!

            • moonic -
              moonic -  6 days back

              i ran out of videos to watch i am now starting to rewatch everything please give us more

              • Jess Demoor
                Jess Demoor  7 days back

                Shout out to Kathleen Wynne lul

                • Dane Sutton
                  Dane Sutton  7 days back

                  Hey Kiss called from the past, they want there band members shoes back

                  • judy Radin
                    judy Radin  1 weeks back

                    So what u doing now

                    • Claire Bear
                      Claire Bear  1 weeks back

                      I love the first part!!!!

                      • Pearl’s Studio
                        Pearl’s Studio  1 weeks back

                        In my fifth grade graduation ( i know it was pointless but the teachers got really into it and we didn’t want to stop them) they brought a confetti grad cap cake, but they didn’t give any to us. It was stupid and I’m looking forward to doing it this yr for my eighth grade graduation.( i know its pointless, but again, the teachers r really invested in this)

                        • katherine ben
                          katherine ben  1 weeks back

                          You eat sandwiches like my girlfriend.

                          • Yeah_Definitely_A _Bot
                            Yeah_Definitely_A _Bot  2 weeks back

                            "my names bennett and i ain't in it"

                            - bennett 2019 colorized

                          • Mikayla Rasmussen
                            Mikayla Rasmussen  2 weeks back

                            I dyed my hair on my graduation day :)

                            • Georgia Hicks
                              Georgia Hicks  2 weeks back

                              I have SOL tests every year on my birthday religiously. I’m forced to go out to breakfast which means getting up early and getting to school right before the bell rings.

                              • Jake Bengero (Student)
                                Jake Bengero (Student)  2 weeks back

                                No one:

                                Joana: aggressively struts through kitchen

                                • Nicx Rainbow
                                  Nicx Rainbow  2 weeks back

                                  John Cena

                                  • Rachel Shih
                                    Rachel Shih  2 weeks back

                                    love yall, yall great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnHsfJG32K4, do me a favor i wanna drop outta college

                                    • Giselle Toloza
                                      Giselle Toloza  3 weeks back

                                      I was about to comment her boots in the beginning of the video give me Michael Jackson vibes but then she said it was june 25th and that's the day he died....

                                      • Cleo Nesbitt
                                        Cleo Nesbitt  3 weeks back

                                        Me: looses Joana in the crowd
                                        Also me: sees sparkling grad cap
                                        Me again: “oh there she is!”

                                        • Unicorns are real
                                          Unicorns are real  3 weeks back

                                          HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY SHOES YAS NO ONE CAN BUY THAT 00:13

                                          • Banqtrash
                                            Banqtrash  4 weeks back

                                            I love your choice of words in your videos

                                            • e l l e
                                              e l l e  4 weeks back


                                              When I die, I want to be reborn as YOUR CHILD

                                              • crumbled sky
                                                crumbled sky  4 weeks back

                                                8:20 Joana 😂

                                                • April Violet
                                                  April Violet  4 weeks back

                                                  In helium voice

                                                  *mama ooooooohhhhaaa didn’t mean to make you cry*

                                                  I love queen

                                                • Nicole Drury
                                                  Nicole Drury  4 weeks back

                                                  I love ur channel

                                                  • Vanessa Lovric
                                                    Vanessa Lovric  4 weeks back

                                                    this video is awsome but the funiest part is 2:40 until 3:00 lol

                                                    • Hind
                                                      Hind  4 weeks back

                                                      I’ve watched so many videos of Joana but god this one she reminds me of Judy Abbott when she graduated from high school and I’m not gonna lie that was my FAVORITE show😭💞💞💞

                                                      • AestheticCranberry
                                                        AestheticCranberry  1 months back

                                                        is no one going to talk about how joana slapped the crap out of her mothers hand?

                                                      • Chase Manning
                                                        Chase Manning  1 months back

                                                        "I just wanna be an squid" -jerlemma sqielliams

                                                        • Karin Honaker
                                                          Karin Honaker  1 months back

                                                          Wonderful as always JOHN CENA lol

                                                          • One of those Stars
                                                            One of those Stars  1 months back

                                                            Ahhhhhhh i love theee introooooo im cryingggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

                                                            • Bellucta Pakk
                                                              Bellucta Pakk  1 months back

                                                              I dont know why and how,but you remind me of Millie Bobby Brown, in particularly the mouth and teeth. I DONT KNOW WHY this crazy?

                                                              • The Awesome Cartoon
                                                                The Awesome Cartoon  1 months back

                                                                Joana is gon' be a holo sexual later, I'm calling it. ;)

                                                                • Jezel Garcia
                                                                  Jezel Garcia  1 months back

                                                                  Joana ceddia I know I'm late but is ur birthday on June 21st? My birthday is on June 21st and I was just wondering if ur birthday is on that day please respond back. Bye

                                                                  • Deku Espino
                                                                    Deku Espino  1 months back

                                                                    so um......Joana graduated on my birthday

                                                                    • Purple Unicorn
                                                                      Purple Unicorn  1 months back

                                                                      Can you send me your confidence potion. Thanks I will take 8 bottles!

                                                                      • Halle VanRhyn
                                                                        Halle VanRhyn  1 months back

                                                                        Squidward: Your voice.... Better.... Than mine;(

                                                                        • Some Nerd
                                                                          Some Nerd  1 months back

                                                                          Queen reference on helium? Of course I’d watch that!

                                                                          • Avery Phillips
                                                                            Avery Phillips  1 months back

                                                                            Joanna is the definition of a mood and extra at the same time all at once

                                                                            • Nicole Ciampa
                                                                              Nicole Ciampa  1 months back

                                                                              I have the same birthday as Joana *ahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

                                                                              • Sloane Reinholt
                                                                                Sloane Reinholt  2 months back

                                                                                Joanna” so I had to perform emergency surgery “
                                                                                Me “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”

                                                                                • boneappletea
                                                                                  boneappletea  2 months back

                                                                                  5:43 IM DYINGG 😂😂😂

                                                                                  • Saloni Patel
                                                                                    Saloni Patel  2 months back

                                                                                    I’m also going to study Physics and astronomy

                                                                                    • Nadia Foudeh
                                                                                      Nadia Foudeh  2 months back

                                                                                      THIAS CAME OUT ON MY DAY OF BIRTHHHHH

                                                                                      • The Emerald Hunter
                                                                                        The Emerald Hunter  2 months back

                                                                                        I just love how Joana doesn't care about graduating, but *oh my god they have food here*

                                                                                        Nvm, it has tuna in it

                                                                                        • Madeleine Jiricek
                                                                                          Madeleine Jiricek  2 months back

                                                                                          I love that clip tho