r/Facepalm | WHERE'S THE "W"??


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  • ya yeet
    ya yeet  2 weeks back

    You can't have a hangover if you're drunk 24/7

  • EvilLobsterKing
    EvilLobsterKing  2 hours back

    I know this is unnecessarily morbid for youtube comments, but my cousin died riding in the back of a truck

    • theironminer remastered
      theironminer remastered  19 hours back

      12:31 she was probably checking for anything that could be loose

      • T Dawg
        T Dawg  19 hours back

        1:30 if you read the article he was trying to defend himself

        • Michael Whittmann
          Michael Whittmann  21 hours back

          Wait, I can eat whatever I want? So I don't have to call the nursery an ethnic food joint anymore?

          • Potatoman46
            Potatoman46  21 hours back

            scp 3008

            • SpaceDorito
              SpaceDorito  23 hours back

              For the first grade note I HATED WHEN TEACHERS SAID THAT
              Maybe you dont want to go when youre at lunch etc

              • Saturn -Kun
                Saturn -Kun  1 days back

                Where was the "w"?

                • Yoongi’s Chubby Cheeks

                  3:33 I’ve lived in the philippined my entire life

                  that my friend is tae

                  • Gamer Mashal
                    Gamer Mashal  2 days back

                    Wow I have a unsent message from about 1086 days ago

                    • Roy Earle
                      Roy Earle  2 days back

                      ah yes, percussive maintainance.
                      hitting something solves quite a few problems. not all, but most.

                      • CoasterBoy27
                        CoasterBoy27  2 days back

                        10:22 he is sooooooooooooooo right

                        • Lexi Lala
                          Lexi Lala  3 days back

                          Idk why but I really like how both a vegan/veggie and an anti vegan/veggie in quick succession.
                          There is no discrimination for stupid people.

                          • EpicSexGay
                            EpicSexGay  3 days back

                            3:10 theres a pirate search engine to google shit in pirate https://www.google.com/?hl=xx-pirate

                            • Orbit.
                              Orbit.  3 days back

                              I can hold my pee for the whole school time... Shit

                              • Noah Baumann
                                Noah Baumann  3 days back

                                "We're an animal shelter, not a restaurant."
                                I said what I said.

                                • Mari Hare
                                  Mari Hare  4 days back

                                  This is random but when it said that’s some glue sniffing logic it reminded me of the other day when I decided that I was going to try, eat, glue, it said non toxic so I was like why not, I ended up eating it nothing happened it didn’t taste the best but whatever 😂🤣😂🤣😂.... what the heck is wrong with me

                                  • Just Anoman
                                    Just Anoman  4 days back

                                    5:17, no it's not. It's called orbiting with a lean.

                                    • Toxic Milk11
                                      Toxic Milk11  4 days back


                                      • Gamer 4 Life
                                        Gamer 4 Life  4 days back

                                        10:22 bruh that is so true especially since I live in in central Florida and I'm basically using everyone on the coast as meat shields XD

                                        • Eternal Goddess
                                          Eternal Goddess  4 days back

                                          A Boy Ate Only Chips And French Fries For 10 Years. This Is What Happened To His Eyes.

                                          • Alpaca Princess
                                            Alpaca Princess  4 days back

                                            1:53 "Sweet Mary, mother of Joseph" Damien i don't think Mary was Joseph's mother. In fact she was his wife. Unless Bethlehem is in alabama I guess...

                                            • Michael. J. 625
                                              Michael. J. 625  4 days back

                                              7:01 its vegetable.

                                              • Michael. J. 625
                                                Michael. J. 625  4 days back

                                                1 million subs!

                                                • Nur ein Lennard
                                                  Nur ein Lennard  4 days back

                                                  where is the difference between animal shelter and a restaurant?

                                                  • Kairro Mouet
                                                    Kairro Mouet  4 days back

                                                    I really like emkay, i really love watching his videos, but this iPhone thing that's going on, gross.

                                                    • theben mario10
                                                      theben mario10  4 days back

                                                      12:32 she has played only engineer on tf2 for all the times she has played

                                                      • computer tecky
                                                        computer tecky  4 days back

                                                        I just found a raccoon out side of my house help

                                                        • Jedidiah Martin
                                                          Jedidiah Martin  5 days back

                                                          0:17 But what if the doctor made a housecall?

                                                          • Jedidiah Martin
                                                            Jedidiah Martin  5 days back

                                                            But *_what about the W?_*

                                                            • PoeticChick 4Ever
                                                              PoeticChick 4Ever  5 days back

                                                              11:04 who else is using ghostbook

                                                            • Peanutbutter Diarhea
                                                              Peanutbutter Diarhea  5 days back

                                                              “I’m mister emkay”

                                                              • Gamer cat
                                                                Gamer cat  5 days back

                                                                You... don't know what a food processor is? Not a blender, thats for certain.

                                                                • Rajwant Kaur
                                                                  Rajwant Kaur  5 days back


                                                                  • Quantum_170
                                                                    Quantum_170  5 days back

                                                                    so, if a dollar bill from 2006 is worth 60 $, then whats a dollar bill from 1969 worth ? Cuz maybe, just maybe i got one

                                                                  • kra44
                                                                    kra44  5 days back

                                                                    i think the word shes thinking of is omnivores 2:09

                                                                    • Supersikalika
                                                                      Supersikalika  5 days back

                                                                      I’m sorry but at 1:38 he calls ‘Gary Neville’, a famous sky sports pundit and ex football player for Manchester United. Gary neveele. 😂😂😂

                                                                      • Mortar team and a pooch

                                                                        THE CUNT DIDN'T EVEN CHECK IF THE POOR DOGGO WAS STILL KICKING, BUT WENT TO GRAB A PHONE AND GOT ONTO INSTAGRAM???

                                                                        • hunn20004
                                                                          hunn20004  5 days back

                                                                          Fun fact: Soy and corn farming makes up the close second of environmental pollution. Along with avocado monoculture orchards

                                                                          • Jedidiah Martin
                                                                            Jedidiah Martin  5 days back

                                                                            I guess that guy doesn't know that farmers *grow plants.*

                                                                        • yeehaw
                                                                          yeehaw  5 days back

                                                                          while i was watching this, i was brushing my teeth, and i didn’t realize i had toothpaste on my finger, and i rubbed my eye. :(

                                                                          • bravo2delta2
                                                                            bravo2delta2  5 days back

                                                                            So emkay you have great content but please stop with the white screens.. it kills my eyes.. just a little feedback cheers..

                                                                            • Pyropus Squantscale The Well-Oiled Dragon Scoundrel

                                                                              7:58 they're believed to have some sort of sensory disorder that made them unable to tolerate eating anything else.

                                                                              • Eternal Goddess
                                                                                Eternal Goddess  4 days back

                                                                                A Boy Ate Only Chips And French Fries For 10 Years. This Is What Happened To His Eyes.

                                                                            • Rebel Scum
                                                                              Rebel Scum  5 days back

                                                                              11:46 How did they expect him to get home?

                                                                              • demonizer133
                                                                                demonizer133  5 days back

                                                                                2:31 I legit thought she had her hand in there. Freaked me the F--- out!!!

                                                                                • Eliza deserved more
                                                                                  Eliza deserved more  5 days back

                                                                                  5:20 I think some of this stems from the fact that children often have to be accompanied to the bathroom by a teacher, which can take up lots of time. I’m not saying that this is a reasonable demand in any way, just that teachers might have been getting frustrated at a lack of progress or something like that due to long bathroom breaks. If that was the problem, however, it should have been put into the letter, so it doesn’t sound so completely dystopian.

                                                                                  • Andrew Washington
                                                                                    Andrew Washington  6 days back

                                                                                    i tried to watch 17 again 4 times and never finished more than half of it

                                                                                    •   6 days back

                                                                                      I just told my brother that those toed socks are what all girl socks looked like. he believed me, and now I keep on making fun of him for "not knowing what girl socks looked like at 8 years old" its funny hearing him trying to defend himself

                                                                                      • alexRyan Rodgers
                                                                                        alexRyan Rodgers  6 days back