Everything Wrong With The Dark Crystal


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  • Master Chief
    Master Chief  13 hours back

    This movie gave me nightmares
    CinemaSins is my hero.

    • Greninja Playz
      Greninja Playz  16 hours back

      I don't like you I hate the movie but endgame that's stupid

      • Samuel Hallam
        Samuel Hallam  4 days back

        I love this film but it has flaws

        • Heartwing13
          Heartwing13  4 days back

          What tune is he singing at 2:30??? I know I know it!

          • Crazy Carno Lady
            Crazy Carno Lady  4 days back

            Ok after the hole DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
            Im convinced you were drunk while recording this

            • Robert Harrison
              Robert Harrison  5 days back

              2:31 What's he singing? I know it's from a movie, I just don't know which

              • Brad Kittinger
                Brad Kittinger  6 days back

                Weird Skeksis: Out there is the great shaft of the castle

                Cinema Sins: Nope, I just double checked and that’s still in my pants!

                • Cece King
                  Cece King  1 weeks back

                  You should do labyrinth

                  • Xurreal
                    Xurreal  1 weeks back

                    CinemaSins Sin #19.
                    Now I want to watch that episode of Star Trek again.

                    • P. Montresor
                      P. Montresor  1 weeks back

                      yall gotta do sins for The Prestige

                      • jonny grays games
                        jonny grays games  2 weeks back

                        5:40 omg 😂😂😂😂

                        • Cayden McNellis
                          Cayden McNellis  2 weeks back

                          His dialogue is kind of copying Theoddonesout

                          • pinkmiku dreamur
                            pinkmiku dreamur  2 weeks back

                            If you think the plot is bad you should see how age of resistance is a perfect prequel

                            • ChozoSR388
                              ChozoSR388  2 weeks back

                              Um, _actually,_ the voice of Aughra was Billie Whitelaw, not Frank Oz. Frank Oz was the performing puppeteer for Aughra.

                              • Julianne Lucas
                                Julianne Lucas  2 weeks back

                                i didn’t know people knew about this but holy shit it scarred me as a kid???

                                • Nathan Taylor
                                  Nathan Taylor  2 weeks back

                                  You're not funny...

                                  • DAC Studios
                                    DAC Studios  3 weeks back

                                    Of course they found this because of the Netflix series

                                    • claudia costello
                                      claudia costello  3 weeks back

                                      You know that Billie Whitelaw did the voice of Aughra....not Frank Oz....right???

                                      • Dawn Cooper
                                        Dawn Cooper  3 weeks back

                                        I lost it at Jen saying “Echo” 😂

                                        • Purple dragon 19
                                          Purple dragon 19  3 weeks back

                                          His criticism is idiotic and I pray no one takes this seriously and avoids watching this great movie

                                          • Danielle Miller
                                            Danielle Miller  2 weeks back

                                            I dunno, his criticism is pretty spot on with the length of time some things happened. I loved the movie as a kid, but as an adult, I can't say I'm a fan of the huge gaps where literally nothing's happening.

                                        • Peter Gruhn
                                          Peter Gruhn  3 weeks back

                                          The title of this video is sheer blasphemy. How dare you, sir. HOW DARE YOU!

                                          • Garden Tradd
                                            Garden Tradd  4 weeks back

                                            What I want to know is if Oz modeled Kira on Rebecca DeMornay. If Risky Business had come out the year prior, instead of the following year, I would be sure. But I’m just left confused.

                                            • celestialHeretic
                                              celestialHeretic  4 weeks back

                                              *Reads title*

                                              Me: How dare you.

                                              • Hyper Nova
                                                Hyper Nova  4 weeks back

                                                Why all of these sins are not actually sins

                                                First Sin: Random Shit put together
                                                Second Sin: being jealous that this movie has a batter narrator than this channel.
                                                Third Sin: Seeing that the person who came up with the idea for this movie is very creative and not realizing it's a movie just for entertainment purposes made in 1982 and has the genre of.. Ladies and gentlemen, fantasy.
                                                Fourth Sin: again, not understanding this was made in 1982 when men were a very popular gender and were featured a lot, not to mention a man came up with this movie.Also the skeksis could live for a thousand years.
                                                Fifth Sin: I don't know why it's a sin to say the name of the movie in the movie. The title is based off of a very important object and is mentioned a lot, are you going to keep on slapping down a sin for that?
                                                Sixth Sin: ahh yes, the classic, making fun of the people who worked very hard to help create this movie, this music genre is very nice and I don't know why the composer has to be called a scamp.
                                                Seventh Sin: Never told you, never knew how you knew, that was the first time the narrator mentioned the crystal being cracked. Why is that a sin? The script writer is writing down this shit while he is drunk at the bar, probably why he mentioned a bartender and driving safe in the fifth sin.
                                                Eighth Sin: the narrator sounds more upset, maybe the narrator is one of the skeksis and wants his species to win, there is some reason behind that though, therefore, it is not a sin.
                                                Ninth Sin: they already told you, you stupid bastards.
                                                Tenth Sin: so are you going to assume every man with long hair is Steven Tyler, Jen doesn't look like Steven at all.
                                                Eleventh Sin: Mystics are probably stronger and wiser than humans.
                                                Twelfth Sin: he probably just saw the prophecy. So he needed to tell it quickly before he died, or if you prefer him to not say the prophecy at all when he could. Thra would definitely be doomed. Also don't count unanswered questions as a sin, make sure they're maybe answered before saying anything stupid shit that will get hate like this.
                                                Thirteenth Sin: Does a coincidence have to be a sin?
                                                Fourteenth Sin: they are ruling and the skeksis live for a very long time, also no. Again, this movie was made in 1982, why do you have such high standards for that?
                                                Fifteenth Sin: They are not people you fucking idiot. The movie clearly explained that the skeksis are bad and ugly, and that the mystics are good and wise. Also, are you comparing hitler to a mystic? Also also, you have a friend?!
                                                Sixteenth Sin: nobody with sense would want to participate in your channel. Also, the mystic is owning up to his mistakes, you guys say stupid shit and never admit that it was stupid shit. Nothing compared to the mystic.
                                                Seventeenth Sin: okay, now your making up random words and counting them as sins.
                                                Eighteenth Sin: Kids were really bad-ass back then, maybe you didn't know since this movie came out quite a while ago.
                                                Nineteenth Sin: this one speaks for itself, I'm not even going to bother pointing out why this is not a sin.
                                                Twentieth Sin: *what the fuck?*
                                                Twenty first Sin: This method is to test strength so the skeksis will know who can be a strong emperor without having to go out and find something else to hit that is living.
                                                Twenty second Sin: You decide based on the marking left in the rock, whoever has a deeper marking (or sliced the rock in unequal halves) wins. Do you ever think about anything before slapping on a sin?
                                                Twenty third Sin: there is a reason for that skeksis to be naked, be grateful it doesn't have a penis for the kids to see.

                                                *Bonus: taking out 2 sins:* I was really starting to think you guys are idiots, you still are but suddenly, you're not so ignorant.

                                                Twenty second Sin: So you want them to kill Chamberlain? You'd be Diassapointed in the series, it's the tenth episode, and Chamberlain still isn't dead. Oh btw Chamberlain is so much more of a Nurloc's asshole than he is in the old movie.
                                                Twenty third Sin: This is actually quite impressive, not sure why you're mad about it.
                                                Twenty fourth Sin: Aughura is a girl, you really need to do your research before saying all this peachberry scent.
                                                Twenty fifth Sin: Aughura is just trying to look impressive. Stop making fun of her.
                                                Twenty sixth Sin: Jen is stupid and would interrupt while Aughura is talking.
                                                Twenty seventh Sin: again, not a sin, just some guy saying, "ass... " Makes sense though, it refers to nothing, I don't know why it is a sin.

                                                • Gacha DilOo
                                                  Gacha DilOo  4 weeks back

                                                  This was super funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this should of been called "me making fun of the dark crystal 15 minutes straight"

                                                  • Dreamingmagic
                                                    Dreamingmagic  4 weeks back

                                                    1. They're called Urskeks
                                                    2. They're from a different world
                                                    3. They entranced mother Aughra with tales of the universe
                                                    4. Only the land around the castle of the crystal is depleted
                                                    5. That purple electricity is the darkening that skekSo (the old emperor) would control

                                                    • SOULESSGAMER!! GAMERR,
                                                      SOULESSGAMER!! GAMERR,  1 months back

                                                      Attention Cinemasins! I have returned from a 2 month research mission to discover which truely came about first, the Dream fast or the mind-meld, tis taken me many many moons to decypher the cryptic answer hidden away in the deepest, darkest pits of Oogle And Wakii (Gotta watch out for Copy rihht infringement) I have discovered that the mind meld was first introduced in the episode "Daggers of the mind" which came out in November 3rd 1966. The Dark crystal originated in 1982! So you're comment about Henson may infact be somewhat accurate! (Damn, what a waste of 2 months,oh well!!) -Soulless

                                                      • Dylan W.
                                                        Dylan W.  1 months back

                                                        AUGHRA WAS NOT VOICED BY FRANK OZ. ONLY PUPPETEERED. She was voiced by Billie Whitelaw. Most characters in this movie had a puppeteer, a hand performer, and a voice actor, and they were all different people.

                                                        • Armoured Raptor
                                                          Armoured Raptor  1 months back

                                                          DONT SAY IT

                                                          • Alex Rosprim
                                                            Alex Rosprim  1 months back

                                                            This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Because one, the nightmarish puppets, two, the plot makes no sense, and three, “hMmMmMmM”

                                                            • Леонард Рейн
                                                              Леонард Рейн  1 months back

                                                              - May I be your toy?
                                                              - Of course not, you're a boy.

                                                              (just random Weena Morloch fan passing through)

                                                              • HappyOttere
                                                                HappyOttere  1 months back

                                                                The prequel is actually good tho...

                                                                • Centennial Maniac
                                                                  Centennial Maniac  1 months back

                                                                  I think Last jedi got the whole mind connection hand touch idea from this movie

                                                                  • Miranda l journey a.k.a stupid hooman

                                                                    that's a very nekkkid skises

                                                                    • AishaVonFossen
                                                                      AishaVonFossen  1 months back

                                                                      "Man, just for the sets and puppeteering, I'm taking 2 sins off this bitch right now."
                                                                      I died. ROFL!!! :D

                                                                      • Brittany Vest
                                                                        Brittany Vest  1 months back

                                                                        Why is this the one thing I seek out on YT? Oh yeah...bc it's the best and obvious thing!

                                                                        • Purple Serpent
                                                                          Purple Serpent  1 months back

                                                                          "Fizgig!" oh thank Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                                                          • Dodo
                                                                            Dodo  1 months back

                                                                            +1 for the Star Trek battle music!

                                                                            • God emperor Of mankind
                                                                              God emperor Of mankind  1 months back

                                                                              i foakeing haet gefilingingings

                                                                              • StarWars Catz
                                                                                StarWars Catz  2 months back

                                                                                Anyone else here from Odd1sout?

                                                                                • Glaceon Snowflake
                                                                                  Glaceon Snowflake  2 months back

                                                                                  Peacock noises

                                                                                  • Amy Valentine
                                                                                    Amy Valentine  2 months back

                                                                                    "Why does only one Skeksis make the whale noises?" 😂😂

                                                                                    • Waasy N
                                                                                      Waasy N  2 months back

                                                                                      how could there be something wrong with a jim henson movie

                                                                                      • Peter Elfman
                                                                                        Peter Elfman  2 months back

                                                                                        This was laugh-out-loud funny, one of your better entries. One tiny note, Frank Oz was only Aughra's puppeteer, Billy Whitelaw provided her voice.

                                                                                        • JusticeGraceful
                                                                                          JusticeGraceful  2 months back

                                                                                          So they put powerful gemstones together and made everyone die? Well at least now we know where Thanos got the idea.

                                                                                          • Luke Perrish
                                                                                            Luke Perrish  2 months back

                                                                                            Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good ol‘ chamberlain....

                                                                                            • A Robert
                                                                                              A Robert  2 months back

                                                                                              When he insulted the land striders ugliness and called them porcupine grasshopper walrus faced camel things, I just lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they have always been my fave characters but that insult was hilarious

                                                                                              • Lunarwolf Girl
                                                                                                Lunarwolf Girl  2 months back

                                                                                                I also died when he mentioned John and Yoko