Dear world, please don’t storm Area 51


Comments • 696

  • fung whyou
    fung whyou  3 weeks back

    Attention to all antifa the protest are going to be at area 51 Trump is going to be there at the buildings so you have to run in FAST and charge at security you can scare them there not allowed to stop you hurry sign up

    • fung whyou
      fung whyou  3 weeks back

      Everything was moved long ago to another state area51 is a classified decommissioned base and yes you still can be shot on site

      • CeeCee B
        CeeCee B  4 weeks back

        Say it loud for the folks in overflow!

        • SecretLars
          SecretLars  1 months back

          Gotta clap them alien cheeks!

          • Cole Peterson
            Cole Peterson  2 months back

            They have land mines in that field. honestly we need some more natural selection happening in this day and age overpopulation is an issue. Let the stupid die. F**k it. While we're at it let's get rid of seatbelt laws and if their friends die in the car too from that person flying around the car then they should've convinced them to put it on or left the car. And assisted suicide should be legal too I think. You don't want those clinically depressed people having kids, that runs in the family. There are worse things than death and if that person is willing to go through with that its probably good to help make sure that if they make that choice they either dont have children or dont have any more than they already have.

            • redneck_combat_100
              redneck_combat_100  2 months back

              I'm technically not a mellinial (don't know how to spell It sorry) but I have the same mindset as most of them... I hate gen z...

              • S0upbone Feltersnatch
                S0upbone Feltersnatch  2 months back

                OK, I'm going for the SPACE WEED... AND my plan is to put 20 ..30 thousand aliens.. Illegal aliens... 10 20 thousand CAMEL JOCKIES.. KOTEX HEAD'S.. RITE UP FRONT.. THE democrats ain't gonna let any motherf&*(r hurt a heathen, that ain't supposed to be in the United States of America... These terrorists have more rites, than the citizens of the United States of America.... I'm gonna be in the back of the group. Riding a camel.. (handicapped).. That way, if we have to turn and run... I'll be in front.. Or atleast the.. New front... Since it's in the desert... I'll need my handicap tag... On the camel,, they are built for these kind of environment's.. And I be talking pictures. Looking for sponsors, send money for SPACE WEED... P. S... WE AINT CLEANING UP THE MESS.. (HANDICAPPED)... WISH ME LUCK..
                .... HIGHER THAN CAMEL PUSSY.... I'M OUT.. PEACE..

                • Ava Nolan
                  Ava Nolan  2 months back

                  Lol I love this guy. He’s literally ready to have a heart attack over this. LMAO

                  • Station Four
                    Station Four  2 months back

                    I’d prefer that they all just stop watching tv and get a job!

                    • SillyBullets Gaming
                      SillyBullets Gaming  2 months back

                      Matty Roberts created the mission as a joke and sadly many have taken it way too seriously.

                      • The Sober King
                        The Sober King  2 months back

                        "I Prefer a life of dangerous freedom than a life of safe slavery"

                        • IanTEG2
                          IanTEG2  2 months back

                          I dont want anyone to die

                          • Not A Meth Dealer
                            Not A Meth Dealer  2 months back

                            They turn up to raid
                            A mile away a man is looking into the distance. He sheds a tear as he hears the A10 wind up.

                            • David Moore
                              David Moore  2 months back

                              JOSH...JOSH..JOOOOSSSHHH...BREATH MAN....LISTEN TO ME...its called natural selection.....let em go, the world will be a better place without them...Breath maaannn..

                              • Chris Bailey
                                Chris Bailey  2 months back

                                I'm so glad this is a joke. Alot people will die if they raid it. If this ctap was real. Forget the spaceships and bodies, the damning evidence that will put your faith into question and when the west realizes that the Catholics, Jews, and muslims are nothing more than hack ass liars and find out that arabs are descendant of the annunaki's slave race, the asians are descendants of lemuria, the Egyptians and Europeans are descendants of Atlantis, while the early hebrews got kicked out of sumeria for something most likely treacherous. All of you will riot cuz the truth is a motherfucker.

                                • Kayti May
                                  Kayti May  2 months back

                                  this is for all the dumbasses who think that they're going to storm area 51 and find aliens they don't even store aliens there a storm at Wright-Patterson air Force Base in Dayton Ohio dumbasses

                                  • BayouNinja2
                                    BayouNinja2  2 months back

                                    Come on Pray we storming the gates and clappin some cheeks. Lol

                                    • Ben Toombs
                                      Ben Toombs  2 months back

                                      Yeah I'm sure this will work..... one word.... drones

                                      • Rob T
                                        Rob T  2 months back


                                        • aakla
                                          aakla  2 months back

                                          I would love to see what kind of non lethal weapons they have to deal with a million people, this is going to be good.

                                          • thelaughingrouge
                                            thelaughingrouge  2 months back

                                            Man you killing me with this!

                                            • Gerard Coleman
                                              Gerard Coleman  2 months back

                                              Sorry but you sound weak!👽

                                              • troy wilkes
                                                troy wilkes  2 months back

                                                Hey you just stay home and jerk off, People load your fav ATV toy and lets ride cross country right in there! You people know they didn't fence it in, and the best part is this place is ATV heaven! dirt bikes, dune buggies, 4 wheelers and extra gass, there will be plenty people rideing, see you there! Plan on camping 80 miles or so away, and we just ride right in. simple.

                                                • Chris Stevens
                                                  Chris Stevens  2 months back

                                                  I hope they do storm area 51. There will be 500000 less stupid people in the world.

                                                  • kevin lokits jr
                                                    kevin lokits jr  2 months back

                                                    Storm it brothers, take one for the team

                                                    • Colin Harris
                                                      Colin Harris  2 months back

                                                      Do it ! Do it ! Do it ! Do it ! Do it ! Do it ! Do it ! Do it ! 🙏 please God . Let at least 5 or 600,000 show up and storm Area 51 😆 I DARE YA!!!

                                                      • Christopher Cory
                                                        Christopher Cory  2 months back

                                                        Look at 😠 mad Max universe...
                                                        Fallout unexplained?

                                                        • GraphiteEagle
                                                          GraphiteEagle  2 months back

                                                          congrats natural selection still works

                                                          • milfslayer
                                                            milfslayer  2 months back

                                                            Is there going to be a pay-per-view for this cuz i will pay to watch

                                                            • KanWoo76
                                                              KanWoo76  2 months back

                                                              I don't usually read other comments and comment off them, so I don't know if this was pointed out: THE FUNNIEST thing about this is/will be that even if this doesn't happen due to being a joke, the government still decides to single out, charge & fine everyone that signed up to attend (under some new Homeland Security hidden false terrorism threat law). . .like a kid who falsely keeps calling the cops {because "dad took my PlayStation as punishment!"}. "You're under arrest for reporting a fake crime, domestic terrorist threats and owe us a total fine of $5.7mil for hired armed man hours due to the possibility of this bullshit being real!" Supposedly you're flagged just for getting certain books/movies, posting certain content, saying certain words over the phone and think THIS is just going to be taken lightly and just go away? This is going to get good and I'll pay Tyson/Mayweather prices to see the outcome on Pay-Per-View!

                                                              • Tommy Gunn
                                                                Tommy Gunn  2 months back

                                                                its OUR base tho... over a MILLION NOW!

                                                                • Michael Hensley
                                                                  Michael Hensley  2 months back

                                                                  I should buy a men in Black custume with a homemade flasher forgety thing they had in men in Black movie with and have tommy Lee jones and will Smith tag along to fuck with people

                                                                  • Milton Hackett
                                                                    Milton Hackett  2 months back

                                                                    Josh I usually agree with you ! But bro you got this twisted! Sit back ,watch , enjoy , this is population control gone easy !

                                                                    • Michael Hensley
                                                                      Michael Hensley  2 months back

                                                                      Unless the aliens are like the worms in men In black time to call the men in black

                                                                      • Its Me
                                                                        Its Me  2 months back

                                                                        I can do naruto run so im going

                                                                        • Andrew Bolda
                                                                          Andrew Bolda  2 months back

                                                                          If I was still in the Army, I would ask my commanding officer for a transfer just to mow down a bunch of neckbeards and soyboys

                                                                          • Mark Halverson
                                                                            Mark Halverson  2 months back

                                                                            Area 51 is real. "IF" all of these people do show up , the military will give them a welcome that will be unforgettable, provided they get past the land mines. There are also ground sensors as well. The makers of Tides Pods will be sad as their sales drop....but their will be fewer liberals to interfere in the 2020 elections, so that is good.

                                                                            • G- REG
                                                                              G- REG  2 months back

                                                                              I'm already here...came for the carnage..

                                                                              • Michael Hansen
                                                                                Michael Hansen  2 months back

                                                                                That just means the Air Force has 500,000 targets

                                                                                • Kimberly Holt
                                                                                  Kimberly Holt  2 months back

                                                                                  I am do glad I raised my kids better than this! They all know I would beat their ass if they did something this stupid!

                                                                                  • Mugwort
                                                                                    Mugwort  2 months back

                                                                                    Disliked. I think its a great idea, fuck the government

                                                                                    • Accordin' to Jordan
                                                                                      Accordin' to Jordan  2 months back

                                                                                      Everyone knows this is a meme right? *Right?*

                                                                                      September 20th: “In today’s news, hundreds, if not, thousands have just been mass murdered by our own government for trying to illegally break into a top secret army base, known as Area 51”

                                                                                      • alrush34
                                                                                        alrush34  2 months back

                                                                                        Just a little bleach into the gene pool, nothing to see here. Incidentally, "Area 51 is an Air Force installation, and not an Army 'base.'

                                                                                    • kmnremtp
                                                                                      kmnremtp  2 months back

                                                                                      Don't be skeeerrrrd! We gon go see dem aliens! You know white people "gotta go check this out" just like every horror movie ever taught us..... btw- the k in kmnremtp, is for KYLE!

                                                                                      • Michael Louton
                                                                                        Michael Louton  2 months back

                                                                                        He right but damn, he gonna give himself an aneurysm. Take a breath and settle down a bit. “Goosfraba”

                                                                                        • DesertRat45
                                                                                          DesertRat45  2 months back

                                                                                          Its mostly crazy white people. Let ‘em go! Job Openings, man! Not high end jobs but jobs

                                                                                          • Crowman
                                                                                            Crowman  2 months back

                                                                                            Hopefully the thousands of people will be aoc and Democrat supporters so it will be less leftists we have to deal with or worry about those illegal votes

                                                                                            • THE WHITE GORILLA
                                                                                              THE WHITE GORILLA  2 months back

                                                                                              Hi this is Jim from dashboard dogs. I used to cook hot dogs on my dashboard in my truck it turned into a business. I will be at the front gate with a tractor trailer full of soda water and 150000 hot dogs Nathan's I will also be offering 255000 rounds of 223 ammunition. Make sure you bring your wallet and your AR-15 I will be cheering you on filming.

                                                                                              • Andrew  Peterman
                                                                                                Andrew Peterman  2 months back

                                                                                                This popped up on my recommendations I laughed my ass off you got a new subscriber keep speaking the truth