Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-13-19


Comments • 388

  • Anthony Peppers
    Anthony Peppers  1 weeks back

    As an former Home Depot employee, all I could do is laugh is that bit cuz it sounds exactly like the comments on the website for customers.

    • Kuolemanlaakso
      Kuolemanlaakso  1 months back

      Bill, if you want to break the UK, you should come over and be on one of the chat shows, Graham Norton is a good one, Jonathan Ross is another. Another good way to get noticed is maybe do some podcasts with some British comedians. If people hear you on those, if they don't already know about you, they will. I discovered you via YouTube clips and have since watched the specials you have on UK Netflix.

      • Jeff Baker
        Jeff Baker  2 weeks back

        Fyi, he said a while back that he doesn't read comments. But I appreciate your effort. I'm hyper critical and Bill Burr is the shit. Love this dude. He is honest, smart, funny and just seems like a good guy. Peace and hair grease.

    • Daniel Cho
      Daniel Cho  1 months back

      Why is the audio coming out the left side only for so much of the podcast? So annoying

      And he keeps blowing into the mic clipping the audio

      • tim harper
        tim harper  1 months back

        I love and support the local sports teams in my area. I have favorites whom I cheer in several racing series. The fanbase’s use of “WE” in any sport drives me up the fukn wall. “YOU” didn’t suit up? You didn’t do shit. There is no “WE” aside from you and some fellow fans. You. Are. Not. Part. Of. The. Team. Geezus. Give credit, don’t fukn take it.

        • hubert sdgherdsh
          hubert sdgherdsh  2 months back

          yeah bill, calling virgin mary Jennifer, and you were an altar boy? Hey bill try reading the news testament, in all honesty its a good read.

          • Oscar Susan
            Oscar Susan  2 months back

            Holy crap, Penn and Teller was the ad before the podcast,William your slipping.

            • Titus Orelius
              Titus Orelius  2 months back

              I love you Bill but this "mother of your kids" shit is one of the few things about your worldview I find ridiculous. And just sex and people have kinks. The way you frame sex in your head it's almost gauranteed that a man will need to have a wife and a mistress to be sexually satisfied because anything that is too "raunchy" for the mother of your kids" will have to be done with someone else eventually. Talk to your therapist about it.

              • The Green Bastard
                The Green Bastard  3 months back

                Check out Greta van Fleet. They sound like Zeppelin. The first few times I heard them on the radio I thought it was Zeppelin I never heard for some reason. It confused the shit out of me

                • Goth
                  Goth  3 months back

                  44:09 - 47:55 slap me some jesus

                  • Isuzu Buyer
                    Isuzu Buyer  3 months back

                    No god?!? Then just who do you think told G. Tard Bush to go rescue the Israelites from Sadam?

                    • ChePennyDK
                      ChePennyDK  3 months back

                      Wish you would shut the fuck up about sports, rest of the world gives zero fucks about you own national "world championship" yawn! It's nothing but a pacifier to keep People from asking question!

                      • Vizzy Zilla
                        Vizzy Zilla  3 months back

                        Drake at 25:11

                        • Equate Null
                          Equate Null  3 months back

                          Bill....get an Apple computer and all the virus BS....will end!!!

                          • Carr Rexx
                            Carr Rexx  3 months back

                            1:35 Bill No Bunghole Burr

                            • Dee Gee
                              Dee Gee  3 months back

                              Does anyone say his name like Mr Ed says Wilbur? Billllll Burrrr

                              • 4TuneBeats
                                4TuneBeats  3 months back

                                That whole laundry room/elevator story sounded like it came right off of Seinfeld. Bill was really channeling his inner Costanza with that one 😂

                                • TheAmericanfisher77
                                  TheAmericanfisher77  3 months back


                                  • Kron Rof
                                    Kron Rof  3 months back

                                    Ask Louis CK if people will just laugh it off if you get caught jacking it as a comedian..

                                    • Z EBN
                                      Z EBN  3 months back

                                      Mr. Genius over here stored all the egyptians as pyramid treasures. The entirity of egypt well that society is missing with his perisan market buissness interest. Handle that.

                                      • George V
                                        George V  3 months back

                                        Elevator etiquette 😂😂😂

                                        • DC D
                                          DC D  3 months back

                                          "They're shown Disney movies before they are slaughtered..." I'm dying over here!

                                          • Doug Lewis
                                            Doug Lewis  3 months back

                                            Next year NHL should have Bill Burr as Sport Caster for the Boston games..Holy fuck this is great!

                                            • Ken McNeill
                                              Ken McNeill  3 months back

                                              "Like I'm the Sultan of the laundry room" Almost spit out my coffee. Hilarious.

                                              • Izzy SoDope
                                                Izzy SoDope  3 months back

                                                K he won't drop it so, BILL, the cup was won by four american andtwo europeans. The rest of the team, 20 or so players, are CANADIAN

                                                • GenericHigh5
                                                  GenericHigh5  3 months back

                                                  I'm from St Louis area and i was looking forward to hearing your reaction to the blues winning the cup. Very exciting the blues won. Been waiting for that since I was 9 years old. Now 32.

                                                  • Piotr Pilarski
                                                    Piotr Pilarski  3 months back

                                                    Any reason why you uploaded a 2011 podcast?

                                                    • Damien INSANE-O
                                                      Damien INSANE-O  3 months back

                                                      I'm hungover, I don't watch hockey and this is hurting my head

                                                      • maldo72
                                                        maldo72  3 months back

                                                        You need to add a camera want to see your ugly mug

                                                        • Richard CornNuts
                                                          Richard CornNuts  3 months back

                                                          Bill, it's the ghost of ya inner faaag...

                                                          • redscarecomixx
                                                            redscarecomixx  3 months back

                                                            First two this Bill?

                                                            • Z EBN
                                                              Z EBN  3 months back

                                                     - the trebuches are massive seige weapons used for long range combat, you might need one.

                                                              • Z EBN
                                                                Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                You know what they say, the guy who questioned the snow caps cannot die in a land slide, so they say. I 'd unagi that though. No BR. No jaggery for land slides.

                                                                • Z EBN
                                                                  Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                  Well, because its not betrand russells sets for the school curriculum.

                                                              • Z EBN
                                                                Z EBN  3 months back

                                                       gatim, the last he spoke to me he said he moved to berkeley.

                                                                • Z EBN
                                                                  Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                  Yeah she'd like to see all it be okay. Amigo?<-????

                                                                  • Z EBN
                                                                    Z EBN  3 months back


                                                                    • Z EBN
                                                                      Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                      So think of scale, like your swiss guy should think of the rule.

                                                                      • Z EBN
                                                                        Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                        Friction lights a match, tension can bring out insight.

                                                                        • Z EBN
                                                                          Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                          You know what? I think you got friction mixed up with tension amigo.

                                                                          • Z EBN
                                                                            Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                            Aside from your moral will, a reflex cannot define moral progress. From your experience, i guess. I think thats why a reflex is different from a reaction.

                                                                            • Z EBN
                                                                              Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                              Fastrick Cannot change slow. :/

                                                                              • Z EBN
                                                                                Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                       dont work for that flag, cannot tell all from plea.

                                                                                • Z EBN
                                                                                  Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                                  Care focus

                                                                                  • Z EBN
                                                                                    Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                           you seem almost unhinged.

                                                                                    • Z EBN
                                                                                      Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                                      Dont go way out, its not bright thats all.

                                                                                      • Z EBN
                                                                                        Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                               something worth going at.

                                                                                        • Z EBN
                                                                                          Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                                          Yeah, like that. Lets see if your brain works well. If your supposed to get the guy your suppose to get the guy. You didny catch up on lifeless apathy and live apathy for all those years. Yeah, totally amigo.

                                                                                          • Z EBN
                                                                                            Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                                            I ll tell you something amigo, your not gonna do anything for your seiss cave guy or your relationship to his loss with relation to your calendar. We re gonna have that straightened.

                                                                                            • Z EBN
                                                                                              Z EBN  3 months back

                                                                                              Trying to remind you the scale of the wisdom difference. Thats from a 4 year old. Alchoholics tend to contort.