Weekend Update: Trump Lost Over $1 Billion - SNL

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  • Jordan Gerstein
    Jordan Gerstein  2 weeks back

    Spirit airways is still running so trumps airways was an idea that was an ideal that made trumps head look worse than thanos’s whole body oh wait he always looked like that

    • vincent Grant
      vincent Grant  3 weeks back

      He's your 2020 president people! It's going to be tough on you all but democrats don't have anyone to even stand in Trumps shadow.

      • tom quigley
        tom quigley  4 weeks back

        trump now claiming to be "the chosen one" and "the second coming" - thinks he's god.

        • Diplomatic Toilet
          Diplomatic Toilet  4 weeks back

          He did something right to not be completely bankrupt right now

          • reasons unknown
            reasons unknown  4 weeks back

            Be Best?? That doesn't make any sense.

            • Andrew Mendoza
              Andrew Mendoza  1 months back

              bruh trump fr fine wit these ppl shooting immigrants

              • Pipe Tunes
                Pipe Tunes  1 months back

                Drumpf murdered 22 people in El Paso

                • Kavin Hepfer
                  Kavin Hepfer  1 months back

                  GIVE ME A JOB SNL,I'M SMART,WITTY AND WORK FOR PEANUTS ..AND BY GOD.. I LIKE MYSELF ..DAILY AFFIRMATIONS. LONE☆

                  • Hang with Denny
                    Hang with Denny  2 months back

                    They dont serve beef with brocoli in China.

                    • DAV!D&CLARA
                      DAV!D&CLARA  2 months back

                      Intelligence and Eric trump, rarely see those two things in a sentence.

                      • Duncan Lockwood
                        Duncan Lockwood  2 months back

                        I mean Fox was right, in a bad way.

                        • Noah CoC
                          Noah CoC  2 months back

                          Trump is so fuckin stupid oh my God

                          • Jess C.
                            Jess C.  2 months back

                            I hope every future history book shows him exclusively in black and white. Otherwise, future history classrooms will be riddled with endless questions about why his face looked like that.

                            • salas7146
                              salas7146  2 months back

                              The Trump's family are big criminal liar's 😡😠

                              • OnePastelPineapple
                                OnePastelPineapple  2 months back

                                This is the thing I can relate to the most, 2:41. Its true

                                • Nick The dick
                                  Nick The dick  2 months back

                                  And this is relevant now because.....?

                                  • Mike Campos
                                    Mike Campos  2 months back

                                    bunch of non-funny snowflakes that can't stop crying you lost,tell loren to get his head out of hillary's ass

                                    • Charles Charlemagne
                                      Charles Charlemagne  2 months back

                                      lol...Democrats digging up news from 25 years ago thinking its original. Everyone in Atlantic City lost a ton of money in the casino business at the time. Its called capitalism and business. Stalin would be so proud of the American liberal media and entertainment industry

                                      • Nero Lightning Lynx
                                        Nero Lightning Lynx  3 months back

                                        That guy in the audience was 100% right
                                        just shoot invaders

                                        • Serena Zhang
                                          Serena Zhang  3 months back

                                          “And how do you handle these immigrants?”
                                          “SHOOT THEM!!!!!!”

                                          • Tom Yeo
                                            Tom Yeo  3 months back

                                            I see a kook

                                            • Hogan Savoy
                                              Hogan Savoy  3 months back

                                              Bashing Trump stopped being funny...ummm... well... it never was to begin with.

                                              • CrisTeenWriter
                                                CrisTeenWriter  3 months back

                                                3:03 watch the little girl who was forced to stand behind trump for diversity’s sake. She bolted halfway through 😂

                                                • Coach Trini
                                                  Coach Trini  3 months back

                                                  Can’t wait til they come back!

                                                  • Guri Singh
                                                    Guri Singh  3 months back

                                                    Love the colored folks in the back who were not smiling or enjoying being there.

                                                    • Donna Woodford
                                                      Donna Woodford  3 months back

                                                      Many residents of Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, and Kentucky, etc. relocated to Florida. When I lived in the Panhandle, I heard people referring to the area as "Redneck Riviera".

                                                      • Lara de Riedmatten
                                                        Lara de Riedmatten  3 months back

                                                        Is trump having a stroke or something? 😂😂

                                                        • puppy squad-OMG
                                                          puppy squad-OMG  4 months back

                                                          I knew trump was dumb XD 😂 ItS TrUE

                                                          • Luca D
                                                            Luca D  4 months back

                                                            Separately is misspelled in that Made in the USA tag

                                                            • ai asjdkdk
                                                              ai asjdkdk  4 months back

                                                              hE's a BuSiNeSs mAn hE'LL kNoW hOw tO fiX tHe EcOnOmY

                                                              • Flynn Zero
                                                                Flynn Zero  4 months back

                                                                I guess that’s what happens when you actually run businesses for a living. In contrast, Obama blew through $10T with not a thing to show for it and he NEVER ran a single thing. He barely even showed up to vote as a Senator. How’s that?

                                                                • msreddick81
                                                                  msreddick81  4 months back

                                                                  Did that mf say a cuke? Like the Vietnamese?? This mf is bat shit crazy

                                                                  • ThreePalmsII
                                                                    ThreePalmsII  4 months back

                                                                    Trump is a TRUE loser.

                                                                    • Charles Charlemagne
                                                                      Charles Charlemagne  2 months back

                                                                      @ThreePalmsII You are so naive. These are illegal immigrants who are trying to circumvent our immigration laws. They arent being "tortured" at all. You know nothing but knee jerk emotion. like a typical liberal

                                                                    • ThreePalmsII
                                                                      ThreePalmsII  2 months back

                                                                      @Charles Charlemagne if I wwre God I'd have you switch places with a migrant in o e our concentration camps. Simply to see if you could feel human empathy and learn decency.

                                                                    • Charles Charlemagne
                                                                      Charles Charlemagne  2 months back

                                                                      @ThreePalmsII "tortures immigrants" Bwahahaha. What a sad sheep you are. Yes, "torturing" them by giving them food and shelter after trying to illegally enter our country. What other nation does that? How do you think you'd be treated if you tried to illegally enter Mexico? The conditions are deteriorating because they are coming in massive numbers. They are being lured here by you liberal freaks who promise them free healthcare and sanctuary cities. "Loses more money than any other human"...not too bright are ya? Ever heard of Wall street? You think they have a 100% success rate? Do you have any concept of what it means to invest for a living? And I could care less if Trump cheated on his wife 30 years ago. I vote based on issues, not personality. This isnt a personality contest. Wake up, sheep boy.

                                                                    • ThreePalmsII
                                                                      ThreePalmsII  2 months back

                                                                      @Charles Charlemagne go support a guy that loses more money than any other human. That cheats on his wife and tortures migrants.

                                                                    • Charles Charlemagne
                                                                      Charles Charlemagne  2 months back

                                                                      yup, billionaire and President...totally a loser. Not a winner like you...the pimply faced 20 year old who lives in mommy's basement.

                                                                  • Haakon Anderson
                                                                    Haakon Anderson  4 months back

                                                                    This shit put Trumptard Nation to shame! They be running to mommy after this!

                                                                    • Haakon Anderson
                                                                      Haakon Anderson  2 months back

                                                                      @Charles Charlemagne awww, you need your mommy little girl? 😂🤣🔥💯🔥💯

                                                                    • Charles Charlemagne
                                                                      Charles Charlemagne  2 months back

                                                                      its news from 25 years ago. Casino owners lose money when the market fluctuates. You must have an IQ in the toilet.

                                                                  • Loretta
                                                                    Loretta  4 months back

                                                                    Bitch, that’s from The Old Testament not your Immigration Debrief.

                                                                    • Steven H
                                                                      Steven H  4 months back

                                                                      Trump....still the president.

                                                                      • Susan Weisheit
                                                                        Susan Weisheit  4 months back

                                                                        So many laughs for so many sad reasons, thank you!

                                                                        • Amelia S
                                                                          Amelia S  4 months back

                                                                          1:46 AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA I love it...that is now one of my all time favorite lines ever. Colin was on fire today

                                                                          • Kelly Was here
                                                                            Kelly Was here  4 months back

                                                                            😂😂

                                                                            • Luis Avila
                                                                              Luis Avila  4 months back

                                                                              Hahah you liberal bitches still crying over 2016 hahaha

                                                                              • Russian Haker
                                                                                Russian Haker  4 months back

                                                                                Funny...
                                                                                But losing money in a business ventures is normal, thats the point - you try something what hasn't been tried before and very often you lose. Sometimes it called innovation, and yes, risk taking is a part of it...

                                                                                • Lupe Castillo
                                                                                  Lupe Castillo  4 months back

                                                                                  I'm sure you've heard that before

                                                                                  • Lupe Castillo
                                                                                    Lupe Castillo  4 months back

                                                                                    Take it take it

                                                                                    • Lupe Castillo
                                                                                      Lupe Castillo  4 months back

                                                                                      These two guys know the exact word of 69 I just don't know how many times they do it a week or rather a day

                                                                                      • Ms. RayRay
                                                                                        Ms. RayRay  4 months back

                                                                                        I feel so bad for Melania

                                                                                        • Sagar Wadgaonkar
                                                                                          Sagar Wadgaonkar  4 months back

                                                                                          How do those idiots on Fox and Friends sleep at night?

                                                                                          • Charles Charlemagne
                                                                                            Charles Charlemagne  2 months back

                                                                                            @Sagar Wadgaonkar " YouTube isn't a scientific or credible source of information."...you realize youtube is a platform where people share videos, right? You can literally youtube or google "CNN lies"...its not that hard. Youtube actually is a very credible source since you can use it to search for videos which will outline CNN's specific lies.


                                                                                            I never said Russia never tried to interfere. They have been trying to hack our infrastructure for 15+ years. I said CNN has SPECIFICALLY said that there WAS collusion. Brian Stelter once said "We KNOW there was collusion but how much?"...its deliberately pushing a garbage narrative. Especially since the opposing candidate's campaign literally paid a do foreign agent to dig up russian dirt on Trump. If you dont think the NSA, CIA, and FBI are well aware of what Russia and other nations are trying to do, you are clueless. Trump has not scaled back any of their efforts. You have no idea what you are talking about. Its amazing how you can possibly think CNN is some beacon of honest or bipartisan journalism.

                                                                                          • Sagar Wadgaonkar
                                                                                            Sagar Wadgaonkar  2 months back

                                                                                            @Charles Charlemagne sorry YouTube isn't a scientific or credible source of information. Anyone who has passed the 6th grade knows that. But my question remains - show me a credible instance of CNN deliberately lying or fudging the facts. As for Russia, US intelligence services have repeatedly stated that Russia interfered in our election, which could be considered a deliberate attack on us. The President 's first duty is to protect the American people and the Constitution. Yet, he repeatedly refuses to take measures to protect the integrity of the 2020 election or to punish the Russians for their attack. At the very least its blatant dereliction of duty.

                                                                                          • Charles Charlemagne
                                                                                            Charles Charlemagne  2 months back

                                                                                            @Sagar Wadgaonkar Bwahahahaha. Was that a serious question? You are too lazy to search Youtube? It will probably be hard to find on google since the dedicated leftists will filter out the results but search youtube and you can find some obvious garbage they spew. The "russia collusion" they guaranteed the last 2 years in the most obvious propaganda. Open your eyes and do your own research.

                                                                                          • Sagar Wadgaonkar
                                                                                            Sagar Wadgaonkar  2 months back

                                                                                            @Charles Charlemagne please give an example of CNN propaganda. Thanks.

                                                                                          • Charles Charlemagne
                                                                                            Charles Charlemagne  2 months back

                                                                                            probably much better than the shameful propagandists at CNN

                                                                                        • Dade Murphy
                                                                                          Dade Murphy  4 months back

                                                                                          Let law enforcement know when you see a COOK!

                                                                                          • Charles Charlemagne
                                                                                            Charles Charlemagne  2 months back

                                                                                            agreed...Hillary clinton

                                                                                          • C.
                                                                                            C.  3 months back

                                                                                            There's one in my kitchen right now! 🍳😫

                                                                                        • Brother Esquire
                                                                                          Brother Esquire  4 months back

                                                                                          That's not funny man. I lost one billion dollars too. Everybody was mad. It was a bunch of people around, holding sticks and using chalk. ...,..
                                                                                          Wait, wait....naw, my bad.....
                                                                                          It wasn't one billion dollars, it was the number one billiard ball.