Honest Trailers | Alita: Battle Angel

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  • Screen Junkies
    Screen Junkies   2 months back

    If you could learn any secret martial arts, would it be Panzer Kunst?


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    • Devin Low
      Devin Low  1 weeks back

      I’d rather learn whatever the hell one punch man does.

    • Defenstrator
      Defenstrator  2 weeks back

      No, because only full cyborgs can use it.

    • Red Dog
      Red Dog  3 weeks back

      Not possible since panser can only be done by cyborgs

    • Unfinished McCrea
      Unfinished McCrea  1 months back

      Jonathan Ortega it’s called center axis relock

    • Unfinished McCrea
      Unfinished McCrea  1 months back

      Iris Trismegistus what about the spin? It’s more powerful and versatile than hamon.

  • VTwinty
    VTwinty  1 days back

    So...... what? We're all going to pretend that dog in the anime didnt get sliced in pieces?

    • F1rst World NomaD
      F1rst World NomaD  1 days back

      Why not Jojos? Cuz Jojos suck next to Gunnm.

      • Emil
        Emil  5 days back

        This was actually a really good movie. Best one I've seen since like Endgame.

        • yooka333
          yooka333  6 days back

          Well, it sure was a shitty video.

          • angryman
            angryman  1 weeks back

            I don't get why people like this movie. All it has going for it are the special effects. The script, the characters, and the dialogue is so weak there's nothing that makes me care about any of it.

            • El Jefe Sinnaman
              El Jefe Sinnaman  1 weeks back

              Edge of tomorrow wasn't a terrible adaptation....I'd watch it again

              • Swaghili
                Swaghili  1 weeks back

                Hidden Figure Lmao!!

                • RAY NICHOLS
                  RAY NICHOLS  1 weeks back

                  20 questions times 3000.

                  • Andrey Kusanagi
                    Andrey Kusanagi  1 weeks back

                    um, because Jojo has way too much more story to tell and they'd have to confine themselves to one part to make a movie of it? seriously, from Stardust Crusaders onward it just keeps getting more and more inflated with exposition and fighting. i mean, the movie version of Diamond is Unbreakable doesn't even tell half of the story! and it's a Takashi fucking Miike film, for Chrissakes!
                    besides, that's some shit whose vision would take an unholy combination of Tarantino, David Lynch and Tobe Hooper to be made for neophyte American audiences.

                    • K-San
                      K-San  1 weeks back

                      Pleeeease do the new Dark Crystal series :)

                      • FNpoolguy
                        FNpoolguy  2 weeks back

                        Hidden Figure? Oof

                        • Maria De Los Angeles Castro Villalba

                          Do Captain Underpants The First Epic Movie

                          • Izana Tanikase
                            Izana Tanikase  2 weeks back

                            I love this movie as well as the original Anime. Which I re watched recently, for the first time since the late 90's. I was surprised to see how accurate this movie is. With the exception of a few minor changes, it's almost a scene by scene copy of the original. And the absolute best thing of all is the fact that Alita only spanned 2 half hour episodes means that any sequel they make will be uncharted territory. They have the characters and the history and the lore etc all set up, but because there were no more stories written for them to adapt, the can literally go anywhere. And that's super exciting. 😁

                            • feather zynn
                              feather zynn  2 weeks back

                              Jojo!!!!!!

                              • It's all good man
                                It's all good man  2 weeks back

                                Is that a jojo reference?

                                • Defenstrator
                                  Defenstrator  2 weeks back

                                  The only problem I had with this movie is that it wasn't rated R the way the manga was.

                                  • Giffy
                                    Giffy  2 weeks back

                                    James Cameron took that bar from 10 to 100 real fast

                                    • Insidious One
                                      Insidious One  3 weeks back

                                      There is already a good JoJo live action movie.

                                      • cokechang
                                        cokechang  3 weeks back

                                        Thumbs up for referencing JoJo!!!

                                        • Red Dog
                                          Red Dog  3 weeks back

                                          I fucking love this film, but screen junkies is right

                                          • Srinivas Pavan
                                            Srinivas Pavan  3 weeks back

                                            It was I, Dio!

                                            • Film Spaz
                                              Film Spaz  3 weeks back

                                              Spoilers. Alita's goal is to remember who she is. By the end she [and we the audience] know who she is, what's she's capable of and what she's about to do. So her personal journey at least concludes well.

                                              • Thomas Lamson
                                                Thomas Lamson  3 weeks back

                                                I couldnt agree more. Weve needed a US jojo for years. #hughjackmanjotaro

                                                • Kasun Vithanage
                                                  Kasun Vithanage  3 weeks back

                                                  Please do Japanese Godzilla

                                                  • Mohamed Ben Hamida
                                                    Mohamed Ben Hamida  3 weeks back

                                                    Why didn't s.o slipped him Rasiro + vampire. Am I right?😉

                                                    • Aria kiss
                                                      Aria kiss  3 weeks back

                                                      That dragonball fart part lollllll

                                                      • Phantom Erik
                                                        Phantom Erik  3 weeks back

                                                        Do a trailer of Spirit stallion of the cimarron

                                                        • R. Senal
                                                          R. Senal  3 weeks back

                                                          Bleach movie wasn't bad, but not as good as this..... and I loved Blitzball. At least in FFX, in FFX2 it blows.

                                                          • EJ Schwa
                                                            EJ Schwa  3 weeks back

                                                            it was the rollerball and flashbacks that drug the film down. in the Anime movie they focused on the bounty hunting, keeping the story tight allowing for more character development. That would have been the right thing to do here as well. Making a shot for shot remake of the anime would have been sorta wrong as well, so deviating from the manga or anime a certain degree would have been acceptable, but focus on the hunter killer stuff and good choreography in those action scenes. it wasn't bad overall, but definitely not what it could have been, or should have been, which was a franchise starter.

                                                            when will Hollywood learn, people HATE it when movies have open endings or characters get introduced just to set up sequels. Marvel sort of did it right where they used the post credit scenes so the film itself had an end, then the tease would come after so you had the satisfaction of a movie that closed before the set up.

                                                            • hopeman returns
                                                              hopeman returns  4 weeks back

                                                              Cowboy bebop live action gonna be mess

                                                              • Pieter De Koninck
                                                                Pieter De Koninck  4 weeks back

                                                                When are you going to Honest Trailer some Quentin Tarantino movies?

                                                                • Joan Evans
                                                                  Joan Evans  4 weeks back

                                                                  There are NINE graphic novels in the "Alita: Battle Angel" series. Hopefully it's only 3 movies.

                                                                  • RevanJJ
                                                                    RevanJJ  4 weeks back

                                                                    Loved this movie. Really hoping for a sequel. CGI looks amazing. Story follows the Manga great, but adapts as best you can to a movie. Heart, action, & pretty much everything I want in a new Franchise. I think with Robert Rodriguez’s and James Cameron’s pull, they can make anything they want, including a sequel.

                                                                    • Matthew Nelson
                                                                      Matthew Nelson  4 weeks back

                                                                      Smithers, Release the Saws!

                                                                      I can never unhear that

                                                                      • Joana Colares
                                                                        Joana Colares  4 weeks back

                                                                        I like the movie a lot, except for her dialogue with her boyfriend, it felt kinda childish and forced into the film

                                                                        • Ronald Stelly
                                                                          Ronald Stelly  4 weeks back

                                                                          So... James Cameron remade "Solar Babies"?

                                                                          • Futaba Sakura
                                                                            Futaba Sakura  4 weeks back

                                                                            “Sexy dumpster baby who is totally legal”.
                                                                            Dude. No one can fuck her.

                                                                            • Archie Mitchell
                                                                              Archie Mitchell  4 weeks back

                                                                              Sequel, sequel, sequel. Nuff said.

                                                                              • SirRavixFourhorn
                                                                                SirRavixFourhorn  4 weeks back

                                                                                Dubbed JoJo is a pale imitation of the original.

                                                                                • KamiEuKiTo
                                                                                  KamiEuKiTo  4 weeks back

                                                                                  Alita wasn't a dumpster baby... she was born on Mars. Which is why her large eyes actually make sense. Aside from that, very funny. I especially like the biggest joke at the end that Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is in anyway preferably to the Alita Anime/Manga. I mean sure...it's good for laughing your ass off.

                                                                                  Also Ghost in the Shell wasn't that bad. Certainly not compared to Dragon Ball Evolution.

                                                                                  • aquamarine ancient soul

                                                                                    Lol eye robot XD

                                                                                    • Eternal Reign
                                                                                      Eternal Reign  4 weeks back

                                                                                      She has a human brain and is 300 years old but doesn't remember what chocolate tastes like? Plus I think she'd be a lot wiser than she is. She'd be more like a grumpy old lady who's a smartass, but nah, let's have the 300 yo girl act like she's 13.

                                                                                      • hellfish2309
                                                                                        hellfish2309  3 weeks back

                                                                                        Eternal Reign her brain is physiologically like 17; that’s 1 reason she’s adolescent... as for amnesia, it allows the creative to pick and choose what’s “new” and what’s not, so her entire taste library being blank is far from a hard sell

                                                                                    • W.S. Harvey
                                                                                      W.S. Harvey  4 weeks back

                                                                                      Thank you for the JoJo shoutout.

                                                                                      • DJKAFRUNEN
                                                                                        DJKAFRUNEN  1 months back

                                                                                        "Optimus Crime" lol

                                                                                        • Abhishek Prabhakaran
                                                                                          Abhishek Prabhakaran  1 months back

                                                                                          Quality of videos have reduced. ☹️

                                                                                          • maruel calderon
                                                                                            maruel calderon  1 months back

                                                                                            Octimus crime 😂

                                                                                            • VoiD
                                                                                              VoiD  1 months back

                                                                                              Being Norton he will probably be replaced cause of too much interferance from him. Hes a hard artist to work with.