These Are the Married Guys Bill Burr Envies


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  • indigo wendigo
    indigo wendigo  9 hours back

    Happy wife Happy life only works as an excuse strategy to get out of shit at my job. I don't actually do it at home tho 😆

    • Sunny Thymes
      Sunny Thymes  19 hours back

      Love ❤️ ❤️ 💖❤️ ya Joe

      • Sunny Thymes
        Sunny Thymes  19 hours back

        Love ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ya Billy Burr

        • GTL5427
          GTL5427  21 hours back

          2:05 Is a Scooby Doo/Flinstones sound effect

          • Gagandeep Dhindsa
            Gagandeep Dhindsa  2 days back

            Both of these dudes r STARTING to become more libtard slowly they display sjw behavior but its subtle. They will get there Hollywood and money will get u

            • msa1985
              msa1985  4 days back

              Does he envy white men married to white women?

              • David Macdonald
                David Macdonald  4 days back

                I said red popsicle dad!!!!


                • Joe Devine
                  Joe Devine  4 days back

                  Hearing Joe laugh always makes my day.

                  • Fo Reel
                    Fo Reel  4 days back

                    Every once in a while you do have to put her in her place.

                    • Avalon Justin
                      Avalon Justin  4 days back

                      Bill "Desperately Avoiding Divorce" Burr

                      • Lucky Ducky
                        Lucky Ducky  4 days back

                        You gotta let ur wife know your in charge. They nag and bitch, put them in their place immediately. Let the know u don't play that shit. Never let them control finances either.

                        • SJW libtard wrecker
                          SJW libtard wrecker  4 days back

                          You shouldn’t be watching tv, you should be working out like a man. My wife said I look jacked today. Fuck tv

                          • SJW libtard wrecker
                            SJW libtard wrecker  4 days back

                            Two things, don’t make her feel stupid and don’t make her disgusted of you. Life is better when it’s simple. For me, anything my wife wants and she’s easy and I adore her.

                            • Matheus Luiz
                              Matheus Luiz  4 days back

                              2:04 my car every morning

                              • Balanced Mind
                                Balanced Mind  4 days back

                                Dont marry women unless they can contribute as much as you. If you have money/ assetts and you marry a woman with NOTHING, you're going to end up having a bad time.

                                • Rostov Ripper
                                  Rostov Ripper  5 days back

                                  Bill “I want, i want a popsicle! Burr”

                                  • coolest monkey in the jungle


                                    • coolest monkey in the jungle


                                      • Alex Horton
                                        Alex Horton  5 days back

                                        I want a red popsicle too, Bill burrs kid

                                        • Alien Intention
                                          Alien Intention  5 days back

                                          Bill Burr before marriage = Funny as fuck
                                          Bill Burr post marriage = a pathetic fucking loser with his ball's in his wife's purse

                                          • Criel Merino
                                            Criel Merino  5 days back

                                            Is this a roll-on commercial?

                                            • AlexS8
                                              AlexS8  5 days back

                                              In my short life here on earth i’ve come to the realization that women are overrated. Big time

                                              • ShiftingGear OTP
                                                ShiftingGear OTP  5 days back

                                                before my wife and i got married i use to hear the from every other guy in their 40's and over........i just laughed at them and said "if i have to be miserable for her to be happy she knows where the door is"

                                                • Joseph Alvarado
                                                  Joseph Alvarado  5 days back

                                                  “Why is her happiness more important than mine?” -Patrice O’Neil

                                                  • Greg Soon
                                                    Greg Soon  4 hours back

                                                    @smoothcollected but it's not supposed to be that way. That's the point of the question. Cause the females happiness isn't more important than the males. Pretty simple stuff mate. Maybe screw your head on a bit tighter.

                                                  • smoothcollected
                                                    smoothcollected  4 hours back

                                                    Greg Soon ummm idiot there’s a difference between explaining what it should be and why it is what is. The question initially asked was why is it that way. Not what it should be

                                                  • Greg Soon
                                                    Greg Soon  2 days back

                                                    @smoothcollected read between the lines. If both of us should be making each other happy it would mean no one's happiness is more important than the others. Obviously. Use your brain

                                                  • smoothcollected
                                                    smoothcollected  2 days back

                                                    Greg Soon that doesn’t answer the question tho

                                                  • Heleve Joergon
                                                    Heleve Joergon  3 days back

                                                    I only liked this because it's an accurate Patrice quote.

                                                • Saturnreturn123
                                                  Saturnreturn123  5 days back

                                                  You can tell he really loves his wife.

                                                  • nitrous36
                                                    nitrous36  5 days back

                                                    I like Bill Burr. But I know his old stance on women snd marriage. He was very vocal about it for a long time. So it kind of disappoints me that he caved and married.

                                                    • nitrous36
                                                      nitrous36  5 days back

                                                      I have married friends that bitch to me all the time about their situation. Some of them witnessed bad marriages of others they knew. But that didnt stop them from doing it. People do what they want. I was just pointing out the irony and hypocrisy of Bill Burr knocking marriage then jumping in. It'd be like me campaigning against drugs, then I started doing them and raving about how great they are. The whole things funny.

                                                    • nitrous36
                                                      nitrous36  5 days back

                                                      @ShiftingGear OTP snd vice versa, married people look down on singles and project assumptions of their own. Its a 2 way street. Being married/single/devorced does not make a statement or invalid by itself. Data and statistics from research, general consensus and observations make my statements valid, not me alone. Most marriages fail, men generally get ruined by the court systems. If you want validation of this, look around you. Proof is everywhere. What do you think of married people who regret it and advise against it. Are they invalid too because they failed?

                                                    • ShiftingGear OTP
                                                      ShiftingGear OTP  5 days back

                                                      nitrous36 if your not married your opinion is invalid. Single people always project the way they feel onto married people particularly friends of.

                                                    • nitrous36
                                                      nitrous36  5 days back

                                                      @ShiftingGear OTP lol answer my question with a question. Clever! Obviously not. Thought that was apparent from the statements I made. You going to answer mine?

                                                    • ShiftingGear OTP
                                                      ShiftingGear OTP  5 days back

                                                      nitrous36 are you married?

                                                  • Sh76aboo6: the Thinker

                                                    Some of those guys lose their women for men who occasionally say NO!

                                                    • mads k
                                                      mads k  5 days back

                                                      2:04 for steam blowing zach galifianakis laughter

                                                      • Lé Real
                                                        Lé Real  5 days back

                                                        Not sure I watched the same video as most folk in these comments

                                                        • Kdrift 1
                                                          Kdrift 1  5 days back

                                                          I think Black Phillip would disagree. RIP

                                                          • Zarkow
                                                            Zarkow  5 days back

                                                            I bought two tv's. Fuck watching everything she wants to watch.

                                                            • Michelle Belle
                                                              Michelle Belle  5 days back

                                                              Ew look at the cigars. We’re in 2019 if you’re gonna fuck up your lungs and skin at least vape a juul.

                                                              • Dudes React
                                                                Dudes React  5 days back

                                                                The wheezing 😂

                                                                • Jacob Aragon
                                                                  Jacob Aragon  5 days back

                                                                  Billy beans goin bitch?

                                                                  • RageDaug
                                                                    RageDaug  6 days back

                                                                    You don't have to be a doormat to keep your wife happy. This isn't an either/or thing. If it is, you married an abusive wife, and that's another situation. If you married an abusive or psychopathic woman, you'll be miserable regardless of whether or not you try to keep her happy.

                                                                    If you used your upper brain to pick out a good women to propose to, you can still keep your wife happy while standing your ground on the battles that are important. I'll give Bill credit there; as in all relations (friends, family, romantic), you have to pick your battles.

                                                                    If you married a good women and you can't keep her happy, then something is wrong with you.

                                                                  • Youtube Taught
                                                                    Youtube Taught  6 days back

                                                                    A glimpse into why he's so pussy-whipped

                                                                    • Theo D
                                                                      Theo D  6 days back

                                                                      love the smoke in the background(foreground?) while bill talks, good stuff!!

                                                                      • Michael
                                                                        Michael  6 days back

                                                                        Bill is wrong here. If you treat a woman like that, she becomes crazy and starts acting insane because all of the unjustifiably good treatment goes to her head. Then after you let it get to that point, if you try to divorce her, she goes nuts, accuses you of domestic violence and takes everything you have. I've probably shared too much here.

                                                                        • TruthDecay
                                                                          TruthDecay  6 days back

                                                                          Bill Burr holds the crown.. Chappelle sold out and is controlled by PC police.. regardless what he may believe

                                                                          • ShiftingGear OTP
                                                                            ShiftingGear OTP  5 days back

                                                                            TruthDecay to each their own

                                                                          • TruthDecay
                                                                            TruthDecay  5 days back

                                                                            ShiftingGear OTP Yeah it sucked.. sugar coating celebrity black crimes wasn’t really funny to me.. I’ve noticed a pattern with him since his melt down.. I’m a chappelle fan for 20+. Hes political now.. u just can’t see it.. dude doesn’t even look like he’s having fun anymore.. more like campaigning

                                                                          • ShiftingGear OTP
                                                                            ShiftingGear OTP  5 days back

                                                                            your joking right? have you watched chappelles new special?

                                                                        • OSHAY PLAY COUSIN
                                                                          OSHAY PLAY COUSIN  6 days back


                                                                          • Lisa Stafford
                                                                            Lisa Stafford  6 days back

                                                                            Bill's gonna have cigar regret - I know I'm gonna hear that on his podcast when I catch up LOL

                                                                            • DbCorn2676
                                                                              DbCorn2676  6 days back

                                                                              Bill burr is a good name for a rapper with alot of ice lmao

                                                                              • Bookie
                                                                                Bookie  6 days back

                                                                                Rogan slangs the D

                                                                                • Alf Beef
                                                                                  Alf Beef  6 days back

                                                                                  These guys totally missed a whole happy wife happy life premises, it's all about getting ass for the man in the relationship you keep that bitch happy you get some pussy, but what do I know I'm just a married 41 year old retiree who smokes weed and play video games all day..

                                                                                  • Young Vices
                                                                                    Young Vices  6 days back

                                                                                    Wtf was not this even about?? 😐

                                                                                    • Firstname Lastname
                                                                                      Firstname Lastname  6 days back

                                                                                      I love to play the game of Watch the Older Married Couple in the car behind me.
                                                                                      Chances are he's staring straight ahead, while she's talking...and talking...
                                                                                      Try's fun.

                                                                                      • Dennis Makowski
                                                                                        Dennis Makowski  6 days back

                                                                                        Tony Ferguson is the kinda guy that tries to swim laps in an isolationist tank

                                                                                        • Matty Lee Chambers
                                                                                          Matty Lee Chambers  6 days back

                                                                                          He must know my kids