As The Walls Close In, Donald Trump Is Clearly Losing It
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- Published: 03 October 2019
- The President hasn't formulated much of a plan to defend himself against impeachment, unless you count freaking out on Twitter as a plan. #Monologue #Impeachment #Colbert
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When are the walls closing in?
Stephen, you are going to break the internet. Millions view your updates on the pumpkin. But I love them. Keep them coming!!!!
Trumps approval rating is skyrocketing and he’ll easily win re-election
Hi
Clearly he is an embrassment to his country but bejeez man what are is children saying watching their father how about his wife. America is the laughing stock of the world.Here is where I come to get my laugh. Hahaha ha
Wow 😮
hes a shifty guy thats going to impeach you donnie
You talkin to me . Sounds like Robert DeNiro in one of his crime movies
Forward the transcripts directly to Putin.You go Stephen tell it the way it is👍🙏🏼🇺🇸
You know when that reporter poses the question... again. Am I the only one who can just hear someone else in close proximity to the microphone chuckling to himself? As if trying desperately not to burst into full blown laughter XD
I live overseas now and this is honestly where i love getting my news! Thanks for making the depressing shit humorous.
Only thing that matters is transcript which trump gave fraud copy not factual
its about bloody time
Trump 2020
Taking away our vote? How the hell do think you didn't win, but still got to be president? That was the act of life long Republicans. Paid off by Putin.
It is amazing that the ones that complain the most....know absolutely the least. Do your homework people. Sit in on the unedited video meetings with all ethnic groups and important organizations and see exactly how you have been lied to by the democrats. I have seen 50 years of elections come and go and never have I seen the democrats so desperate to remove a elected president. I used to vote democrat before seeing the wickedness and deception portrayed in the dems behavior. Learn how to think for yourself and research before you believe everything the media edits for you to see. Final note...I will Never debate or argue with unlearned comments and emotional opinions. Think for yourself. Always get the facts from actual full length video meetings unedited and unbiased..regardless of how long they are. Its time to learn before you speak!
Fake comedy!
Mysterious Ways
Song by U2
Johnny take a walk
With your sister the moon
Let her pale light in
To fill up your room
You've been living underground
Eating from a can
You've been running away
From what you don't understand
Love
She's slippy
You're sliding down
She'll be there
When you hit the ground
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright
She moves in mysterious ways
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright
She moves in mysterious ways
Johnny take a dive
With your sister in the rain
Let her talk about the things
You can't explain
To touch is to heal
To hurt is to steal
If you want to kiss the sky
Better learn how to kneel (on your knees boy!)
She's the wave
She turns the tide
She sees the man inside the child, yeah
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright
She moves in mysterious ways
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright
She moves in mysterious ways
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Lift my days, light up my nights
One day you'll look back
And when you see
Where you were held
How by this love
While you could stand there
You could move on this moment
Follow this feeling
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright
She moves in mysterious ways
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright
She moves in mysterious ways
Ah oh oh ah huh
Move, move, move, move
She moves with it
She moves me like
Lift my days and light up my nights
Love
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Adam Clayton / Dave Evans / Paul David Hewson / Angelique Kidjo / Larry Mullen
Mysterious Ways lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Hey donald. If you can't take the heat, get out of the Kremlin.
Trump's head looks like an infected toe, and Sarah Sanders looks like an old man's ass cheek after sitting on his girlfriend's makeup kit
I thought tRump was the jock strap.
I was always led to believe that Jock Strap was another name for a Nut Case.
Trump asks the reporter not to be rude while he himself is extremely rude towards the reporter just asking him a simple question talk about double moral
Please, can we move on, to next week, to the end. ASAP
I was let down by Seth Meyers and Trevor Noah covering this same news report. Luckily, Colbert filled my Taxi Driver quota for this event. Thank you, Stephen Colbert.
Funny watching a narcissistic, pathological liar squirm. They often contradict themselves from the start of a sentence to the end.
Here's an example:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1191158055397969920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1191158055397969920&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2F
Show him a map of Italy and he'll think it Florida where he's moving
Gotcha questions like spell constitution,or even anonymous. It's just too easy. Reporters need to stop asking questions that he's going to lie to. Bring a map and ask which part of Syria are we leaving . You know... gotcha questions. Prove he doesn't know what he's talking about.
If he makes it to the election 2020, ask the stable genius questions like what's 8x8? Name 6 apostles. How many people signed declaration of independence? How many amendments in the constitution?
"Are you talking to me?"
"No, sir, I was talking to the President Trump standing behind you."
Trump is showing his true “presidential abilities”…foul language, lies and name calling
Republicans 1998 vs Bill Clinton: CHARACTER COUNTS!! I think it would be helpful to remind them of this.
Breaking news ! What appears to be a large floating island has been identified off the coast of Florida in the center of the Bermuda Triangle.
Looking more like a Hollywood villains lair using cutting edge technology it appears to be populated exclusively by tall slim eastern European woman, the island emanates the aroma of cheese burgers and appears to be powered by fake tanning technology .
This is unfortunately less ridiculous than what is actually happening with Air Marshall, Admiral, General, Baron, ruler of all he surveys and Lord of the jungle Trump!
I'm peace ment with 3 days of peace.Impeach the m#%^*^%#%^er
How do American people feel about having DOPEY Donald the best president,leader.clever,best words,smartest,knows more than the generals ,smarter than the FBI,CIA and covfefe SO by implication the AMARICAN people have been the dumbest in the history of the USA till now .😂😂😂😂 .
"God-given rights as a Citizen of The united States of America...": apparently, God only gives those rights to Americans... not foreigners. ("agape" is therefore a farce)
I think VP..M.Pence is the whistleblower!! He has everything to gain by Trumpkins' impeachment/removal. He is plotting his ascention!!! Who wants to bet?
Coup is also defined as, a highly successful, unexpected stroke, act, or move; a clever action or accomplishment.
its clips like this that really make me miss the colbert report
6:40 - T signature always looks like 'TRUMPH'. Does he misspell his own name? Check it out..what do you think?!
My cheeks (facial) are hurting from laughing so much! Stephen is a master of comedy. Thanks, I needed that!
These walls have been closing in since 2016 ... going on 4 years! Aren't you ppl embarrassed to be shilling for the Dems night after night?!
Fuck god,you have been miss educated,there is no religion,all lies to get Ur money 💰
Why don't you go in the Hollywood and back your ass up like a Tonka truck do faget they're waiting for you all your Hollywood glamor boys you remind me of a can you need to be kicked out on the street
Quit mocking God what it all comes out in the wash President Trump will be in office another 4 years and quit mocking God the First Amendment and everything America stands for you prick like I said you need a beat down kick you down the street like a can
You think you're funny faget should Trump's the best thing America's Got at least he sticks up for a country and if he does lose the presidency now it's our turn to rub your f****** face in the mud brick
He so dumb he just told on himself you talking dumbfounded he takes the cake no he can't read and his ego is so big everything come out his mouth it's about himself and lies even his puppets can't cover his lies because that idiot will something totally different
Stephen mofo colbert has lost his mind. Lock him up with his nkd daughter..
The Mike Pence imitation made me laugh so hard my eyes started tearing up. Lol forever.