The Weird Conspiracy Theories Sucking Trump Down The Whirlpool Of Shame

  • Published: 04 October 2019
  • Yesterday Congress heard 'bizarre and confusing' testimony from the State Department Inspector General who delivered an urgent briefing on a packet of shady materials likely provided by none other than Rudy Giuliani. #Colbert #LSSC #Monologue

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Comments • 782

  • Peter Nicolaides
    Peter Nicolaides  2 months back

    I'm going to make a trumpelthinskin sandwich that ingredients are: Very stale sourdough bread, Cheese, Ham & lots of baloney.😃

    • Tomi Antenna
      Tomi Antenna  2 months back

      "We got a great show for you tonight!" ""We got a great show for you tonight!" "We got a great show for you tonight!" "We got a great show for you tonight!" "We got a great show for you tonight!"... Can you stop it, please, Colbert. No, you do not have a great show for us every single night, I hate that you ALWAYS say it regardless. So, stop.

      • Mel The Mom
        Mel The Mom  2 months back

        if Eric and Don jr are Bizarre and Confusing, what's Ivanka's secret service name? "The real First Lady"?

        • Silent Rocks
          Silent Rocks  2 months back

          Gotta say I was impressed with a new political ad with Tre45on Junior in an impassioned plea for his followers to support and respect Hunters Rights. Hunter Biden and Tre45on Junior as the heirs apparent to their fathers' opposing political legacies, seem the last sons one would expect to reach an understanding, much less become close bros. Prehaps Tre45on Junior now understands that the Constitution Trumps any Trump and now supports Hunter's rights for the good of his country. Good for you Tre45on Junior, putting the well being of our country before monetary gain
          and asking his follower to follow him in his campaign to Protect Hunter's Rights!

          • Eileen Farrar
            Eileen Farrar  2 months back

            Hey--wanna hear all these conspiracy theories? Just WAIT FOR THE EFFING TROLLS TO SHOW UP IN THIS THREAD---YOU'LL HEAR 'EM ALL!!!!

            • Rick Spikerman
              Rick Spikerman  2 months back

              The trumentaly challenged will never accept facts

              • William H. Baird
                William H. Baird  2 months back

                Trump is an Idiot! Now hes gonna pay for it!

                • Yusuf Ibrahim
                  Yusuf Ibrahim  2 months back

                  Wrong SC. tRump has no bottom. He is the black hole of earth.

                  • Liza Tanzawa
                    Liza Tanzawa  2 months back

                    Skippable ad or I WON'T BUY IT!

                    • Kansa City Shuffle
                      Kansa City Shuffle  2 months back

                      When you address don jr and Eric they reply:

                      We come from France.

                      • Jeff McNally
                        Jeff McNally  2 months back

                        I hear the treason tastes great

                        • Damian Bowyer
                          Damian Bowyer  2 months back

                          I'm Giggling Uncontrollably AGAIN. Tee Here.

                          • Private
                            Private  2 months back

                            You need to realize that Steven is a very sad and sick individual. A man who would sell out his country and flag to make money from a corporation that pays him to say scripted things, Steven is the very definition of a paid propagandist.

                            • Mary Rose Kent
                              Mary Rose Kent  2 months back

                              Private Private
                              If you don’t like it, don’t watch—but don’t bother the rest of us with your whining.

                          • monica luketich
                            monica luketich  2 months back

                            I think that this should be called "Stupidgate. " We shouldn't refer to this situation as Watergate - right now Nixon looks like a saint compared to Trump.

                            • Ruth Felizzatto
                              Ruth Felizzatto  2 months back

                              Let's not fool ourselves Donald trump is above the law not a shit not coming out of this same as before so lets get on with our lives. You fool me once, twice, thrice and the list go on and on I'm not waiting around by Felicia

                              • David Piel
                                David Piel  2 months back

                                MASTER HAS GIVEN ROODY CLOTHES!

                                • Western V
                                  Western V  2 months back

                                  Great more fake news no real Americans going to believe any fake news

                                  • Songs Mirth
                                    Songs Mirth  2 months back

                                    My fellow Americans you're not going to believe this until you read this article, but Trump is literally mentally retarded! And I can prove it. I beg you to read this article: "Beyond Reason: Mental Retardation: An Overview,". It explains EVERYTHING about Trump. Many retarded people can look as normal as you and me. Many try to hide it and do it well. . like Trump. One of the shockers is that many retarded people don't understand morals or what it means to be moral. That's why Trump would cheat on his wives and not care at all. He even allowed pictures of him and the porn star to be taken! He has no empathy, no kindness and no compassion because he's not capable of it. It's also why he doesn't read books or any reports. He can't and he can't use a computer because it's just too complicated. It's also why he thinks Putin is his friend and doesn't care that Putin is a psychopath. And it's the reason Putin never would let Trump build the luxury hotel he wanted to. Putin knows Trump's mentally retarded and he uses it to his advantage. And his told his fellow communists, Xi and Kim, all about it so they could get what they wanted from the United States. A country they hate. Trump wants to play with the big boys and be accepted as one of them and this article explains why he's like that. It's also the reason he took out huge loans for his casinos at huge rates of interest. He didn't understand that a casinos main revenue is the slot machines yet he opened the doors to the casino with over half of them not working yet. And when the first loan's interest came do he did what he always did. Ran home to Dad. And Dad sent a man to buy $3,000,000.00 in casino chips and took them out of the casino. That's illegal and it still wasn't enough. Trump is a terrible business man because he's retarded and has no understanding how a business makes a profit. His lack of morals explains how he tried to get his Father's will to only favor him while his Father was dying. He has no feelings and he's capable of loving someone. The only person he loves is himself and he's got to feed his ego all the time. Remember when there was a Cabinet meeting and Trump had a man sit across from him (with a poster of Trump on the table between them) and praise him over and over? It's why Rex Tillerson called him a f**king moral. It's also why he has such a limited vocabulary and you can't read his signature. I'm a teacher and I can't read one letter of it. And to Trump he doesn't lie. For the day he has to answer something he thinks what he's saying isn't a lie. It's also why he cheats at golf all the time. Even when he's playing by himself and it's why he takes the golf cart up on the green. I use to golf and I know if anyone did that they'd be told to leave the golf course and never come back again. Trump knows because he's the President no one will say anything about it. He simply doesn't care and it also explains why he has so many, "yes," people around him. And why he already starting the rallies so early. He's got to feed his ego with people cheering and applauding him. And Trump isn't running the country, Steve Miller is! Look up his biography and you'll see he supported an American Neo-Nazi. He denies it now but he did and Steve's the one whose idea it was to kidnap the children at the border and put them into unheated sheds. And put their parents into prison. There is now over 3,000 children in there! And he retardation explains why when those six children died (one on Xmas eve or Xmas day) that Trump said nothing at all. He and Steve think of all of them as criminals so if they die it's their own fault. Not Trumps! That IS how Trump and Steve think. :( And it's why Trump tried to black mail the President of the Ukraine into finding dirt on Joe and Hunter Biden. We've heard him say he doesn't think that's wrong! "I'd listen." Remember? When you don't have any morals or know what they are you're rudderless. And many retarded people look up to figures of authority. Mentally Trump is about six/seven years old so Steve being so positive about what he thinks makes Trump think that way too. It's also why he calls his grandchildren brats and got furious at Junior for having him come to a hospital. Junior and his wife (Laura I think) just had a baby. :) But Trump threw a fit saying, "what am I f**king doing here. Bringing another brat into the world!" On and on. He isn't capable of understanding what loving someone means and why grandchildren are God's gifts to Grandparents. Trump just knew he wasn't doing what he wanted to be doing instead of that. He doesn't love any of his children and only calls on them when he needs them for something. Like that rally in Florida where he had a model ramp made for himself! I couldn't believe it. How many White House hours did Trump plan all that? Instead of doing anything Presidential in the Oval Office this is what he did with those days. Planned to be a diva walking on a run way while clapping for himself and stopping for people to take pictures of him. He worships Trump. I've known for years that Trump asked someone that instead of the Bible he wanted to be sworn in on the book, "The Art of the Deal," that Joe Schwartz wrote in 18 months. It's a total lie of course except for a very few things. Trump's so proud of socking his second grade teacher in the stomach he brags about it in that book! No morals but a filthy temper. I've been a teacher for decades and other than special needs kids I've never known a teacher to be hurt this way by a student. His parents should have got him psychiatric help then so he could be diagnosed as mentally retarded. And of course they are trying to hide it. The fact that the President of the United States is retarded. :( Songs

                                    • p l
                                      p l  2 months back

                                      well least trumps draining the swamp looks like he is taking down all his friends the cabinet or what there is of it the gop an probably his kids to hey who could have guessed he would get so many indicted in such a short period and looks like hundreds more to come way to go great job i say :)

                                      • J. T.
                                        J. T.  2 months back

                                        THE STABLE GENIUS ATTACKS AGAIN...

                                        • Nicolas Cacace
                                          Nicolas Cacace  2 months back

                                          They really are all incredibly stupid in the White House. Has their blood been tested for lead poisoning?

                                          • old fogey
                                            old fogey  2 months back

                                            Trump knows no shame! He cant be sucked down by something he doesnt understand!

                                            • Gergely Nagy
                                              Gergely Nagy  2 months back

                                              If Trump gets impeached (which looks like to be his ultimate goal, probably lost a bet with Mike Pence or something), will not (the mentioned) Mike Pence will take office? Will not that be a bigger problem for all of us?

                                              • sunnylilme
                                                sunnylilme  2 months back

                                                The Forrest Gumps of corruption. Nice.

                                                • Mark Dowse
                                                  Mark Dowse  2 months back

                                                  It seems that Giuliani's behaviour just gets more and more ridiculous.
                                                  Is he taking his medicine? Is he taking TOO MUCH medicine??? 🤪

                                                  • Snowman374th
                                                    Snowman374th  2 months back

                                                    This dude is a clown... It saddens me that people empower such a loser like this. People who cannot get behind anyone!!!! trying to make this country great are losers. President Trump is making this clown famous just because he doesn't like the president. HE'S A BULLY and he getting you to join his side. Get this loser off the air!!!!

                                                    • Tim Gleason
                                                      Tim Gleason  2 months back

                                                      I agree. Trump is a loser and a clown who need to be shut off thr air.

                                                  • SymphonyNo.9
                                                    SymphonyNo.9  2 months back

                                                    The best talk show to come out of America

                                                    • Crushi .Music, Art & Love.

                                                      We've got to come back to love and empathy. 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤

                                                      • VeronicaKingsley
                                                        VeronicaKingsley  2 months back

                                                        President Tramp taking down America with him.

                                                        • Rich Winder
                                                          Rich Winder  2 months back

                                                          Come, all you rounders, if you want to hear
                                                          The story told of a brave engineer;
                                                          Casey Guiliani was the rounder’s name
                                                          A high right-wheeler of mighty fame.”

                                                          Of mighty fame, of mighty fame
                                                          A high right-wheeler of mighty fame

                                                          Casey pulled into the Central yard
                                                          Fed up, beat down and dog tired
                                                          Michael Cohen couldn't make it in
                                                          Asking Casey to fill in for him.
                                                          Casey smiled, said, “I’m feelin’ fine
                                                          Gonna ride that train to the end of the line
                                                          There’s ridges and bridges, and hills to climb
                                                          Got a head of steam and ahead of time.”

                                                          Ahead of time, ahead of time
                                                          Got a head of steam and ahead of time

                                                          Caller called Casey, half-past four;
                                                          He kissed his cousin, at the station door
                                                          Climbed into the cab, orders in his hand
                                                          “Could be my trip to (the) Promised Land.”
                                                          Through South Bronx on the fly
                                                          The fireman say, “You got a white eye.”
                                                          The switchmen knew by the hot smokestack
                                                          The man at the throttle was Casey on crack

                                                          Was Casey on crack, was Casey on crack
                                                          The man at the throttle was Casey on crack

                                                          The engine rocked, the drivers rolled
                                                          Fireman hollered, “Save my soul!”
                                                          “I’m gonna roll her ‘til she leaves the rails
                                                          I’m behind time with Trumps chicken pail
                                                          Been raining hard for weeks and weeks;
                                                          Railroad track like the bed of a creek
                                                          Rated down to a thirty-mile gait ---
                                                          Trumps chicken pail was two hours late

                                                          Two hours late, two hours late
                                                          Trumps chicken pail was two hours late

                                                          Fireman say, “You running (too) fast
                                                          You ran the last three lights we passed
                                                          Casey say, “We’ll make it through
                                                          She’s steamin’ better than I ever knew.”
                                                          Casey say, “Don’t you fret
                                                          Keep feedin’ the fire; don’t give up yet
                                                          Run her ‘til she leaves the rail
                                                          To be on time with Trumps chicken pail

                                                          Trumps chicken pail, Trumps chicken pail
                                                          To be on time with Trumps chicken pail

                                                          Checked his water, his water was low
                                                          Looked at his watch, his watch was slow
                                                          Put on more water, put on more coal
                                                          Put your head out the window see my drivers roll

                                                          See my drivers roll, see my drivers roll
                                                          Put your head out the window see my drivers roll

                                                          People said Casey couldn’t run
                                                          But I can tell you what Casey done;
                                                          Left Union Station, quarter ‘til nine
                                                          Kiev Ukraine, right on time
                                                          Got within a mile of the place
                                                          A big headlight stared him in the face;
                                                          Shout to the fireman, “Jump for your life.”
                                                          Give my love to my children, say goodbye to my wife
                                                          Casey said, just before he died
                                                          “There’s a lot more railroads that I’d like to ride;”
                                                          He said the good Lord whispered, “It’ll never be,”
                                                          The Trump Crazy Train be the death of me

                                                          The death of me, the death of me
                                                          The Trump Crazy Train be the death of me

                                                          Headaches and heartaches and all kinds of pain
                                                          Ain’t no different from a railroad train
                                                          You can take your stories, noble and grand
                                                          All just a part of a railroad man.....

                                                          *My apologies to Wallace Saunders

                                                          • Element Air
                                                            Element Air  2 months back

                                                            Giuliani needs to be disbarred, post haste.

                                                            • robin2012ism
                                                              robin2012ism  2 months back

                                                              i got the silverback joke.

                                                              • Jesse H
                                                                Jesse H  2 months back

                                                                Trump is doing just fine. Keep trying. You are a lost cause and you will lose once again.

                                                                • Alex O
                                                                  Alex O  2 months back

                                                                  😂😱 the sanctuary safe space where junkies come for their free fixes, just beyond the long arm of the law

                                                                  • Greg Jensen
                                                                    Greg Jensen  2 months back

                                                                    Anyone else thinking the GOP is trying to get rid of Trump by having Gulliani punk him?!

                                                                    • Christopher Roman
                                                                      Christopher Roman  2 months back

                                                                      Whirlpool of shame; do you idiot libtards remember the Clintons??? Remember the asshole that actually got impeached?

                                                                      • Matthew Frecke
                                                                        Matthew Frecke  2 months back

                                                                        Can any of you explain why Hunter Biden was getting paid 50k a month for a job in Ukraine he was not qualified for and when the Ukrainian prosecutor was doing an investigation on hunter Biden for corruption vice president joe Biden literally told Ukraine that if they dont fire the prosecutor he will withhold money from Ukraine? It's okay when joe biden actually does it but when people say trump told Ukraine he would withhold money with absolutely no proof trump should be impeached. You are all idiots

                                                                        • Lennell Walton
                                                                          Lennell Walton  2 months back

                                                                          I’m so confused.

                                                                          • Penny Hollifield
                                                                            Penny Hollifield  2 months back

                                                                            We all are, dear; at least those of us with brains in our heads. We have a leader who is a pathological liar & malignant narcissist, who also suffers from early-to-moderate dementia, & so is completely unpredictable, disorganized, unprepared, & lazy. After nearly 3 years of being led by this absolute horror of a human being, we are all confused in one way or another. Just remember a couple of things to help save your sanity: 1) take all & everything our dyed-orange president says as untruthful, & then perform your due diligence with fact-checking on reputable sites (stay away from non-neutral sites, if you can, ESP those w/a very slanted political agenda; 2) eschew politicians who put party before country & people (like [in my opinion]Moscow Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Steve King, etc) but, these you need to find for yourself; 3) watch & listen to a variety of news stations & channels in order to to remain open-mindef & have the best chance of hearing all sides of topics & current events; & don't forget to listen to the radio, also - listening to NPR stations on the radio is a great way to keep informed, & so is watching PBS stations on TV for the nightly news. Reading newspapers is a good thing - never hurts! A warning, though, if you watch CNN one hour & one of the Fox New alt-right opinion pundits, the next hour, you could feel even more confused unless you watch the fairer, more honest, Fox journalists like Shepard Smith or Chris Wallace who are on earlier in the evening. Anyway, I hope this helps!!

                                                                        • kapaomegatau
                                                                          kapaomegatau  2 months back

                                                                          What about Alex Johnes. Ann Coulter or Janine Pirro for the next president? Lock him up!

                                                                          • MrLuckyMuffin
                                                                            MrLuckyMuffin  2 months back

                                                                            This dudes whole career is based around trump

                                                                            • Shubham Tripathi
                                                                              Shubham Tripathi  2 months back

                                                                              That's too much of hatred

                                                                              • Thomas Panto
                                                                                Thomas Panto  2 months back

                                                                                Impeachement is NOT abut TRUMP, but about keeping America , America.
                                                                                all his llife Trump has used nothing but LYING ACCUSATIONS to get what he wants.

                                                                                • Joshua Sweetvale
                                                                                  Joshua Sweetvale  2 months back

                                                                                  Live by the sword, die by the sword.
                                                                                  Which brings us to tonight's sword: Ignorance.

                                                                                  • GP Walltickler
                                                                                    GP Walltickler  2 months back


                                                                                    • Mike Kruger
                                                                                      Mike Kruger  2 months back

                                                                                      there was a time when NYers took Giuliani seriously.

                                                                                      • HorseMuse
                                                                                        HorseMuse  2 months back

                                                                                        So tump wants to expose a family who benefited from being in the WH? And his family and self hasn't financially benefited by being IN the WH? Why is no one saying this? Or asking him to explain the hypocrisy??

                                                                                        • Daniel Mc Dowell
                                                                                          Daniel Mc Dowell  2 months back

                                                                                          Colbert always the clown for the children. Use to desseminate truth, but now reduced to nonsense.

                                                                                          • David T62
                                                                                            David T62  2 months back

                                                                                            Hey Don, the Epstein cell is now can go and "hang" around there for a while