Lownd and Clear (134) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia


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  • brittany acevedo
    brittany acevedo  15 hours back

    I love when he says My Babies. Also his he’s so much funnier on podcast then his stand up how is that a thing idk but loveeee him just talking.

    • Naseem Rehman
      Naseem Rehman  1 weeks back

      Dude, not using the paper thing on the toilet? Yes. I agree completely if theres nothing on there? Yes. Just my thighs? Yes. Everytime I watch you I love you more? YES

      • Manuela Jimenez
        Manuela Jimenez  1 weeks back

        You know what some Chinese people do in Irvine California? They squat on top of the toilet seat.. isn’t that strange?

        • Crystal C
          Crystal C  1 weeks back

          July 17th is my birthday. Had no idea it fell on an international holiday. 🌭📅

          • matt damon
            matt damon  1 weeks back

            Jesus Christ that guy who took the Instagram vid had to have some balls to do a Grand Slam at Denny's like that saying "I'm here with my Grandpappy" implying that Chris is getting old hahaha xD

            • matt damon
              matt damon  1 weeks back

              Chris, you do complain a lot about a lot of very mundane things actually, but it's all good. Too much money and fame kind of changes everyone in at least a slight way and you can't even control it most times either. You're still the funniest comedian I know, it's just maybe a little harder to relate to you than before because you have so much money and fame now, but you're still funny AF. Stay gold

              • Xander The Mander
                Xander The Mander  2 weeks back

                Oh shit did he accept BetterHelp as a sponsor? S’UH-OH

                • Hunter Toole
                  Hunter Toole  2 weeks back

                  To the dude who nervously tried to take a selfie vid with Chris don't hurt yourself we love your nervous ass

                  • Hunter Toole
                    Hunter Toole  2 weeks back

                    Woke in the best way! Emoji's now except each other.

                    • Jarvis Elmerhath
                      Jarvis Elmerhath  2 weeks back

                      Thanks Chris Da Eelya... you bitch

                      • Jingle Ball
                        Jingle Ball  2 weeks back

                        The way you pronounce naruto is ah s’incorrect

                        • Atheina Hooper
                          Atheina Hooper  3 weeks back

                          you're laugh gives me all the happiness

                          • Blubeblub
                            Blubeblub  3 weeks back

                            Chris is falling apart a bit in this pod ☹... am i wrong?

                            • Mary Jane
                              Mary Jane  3 weeks back

                              "dude, if you're gonna fall? just fall....... "

                              • Ken Welsh
                                Ken Welsh  3 weeks back

                                If both bathrooms are unoccupied and the women’s room is cleaner than the men’s room, apparently I’m a chick

                                • Moody Blues
                                  Moody Blues  3 weeks back

                                  All this puke talk makin' m'stomach turn, eh'!!

                                  • Brian HL
                                    Brian HL  3 weeks back

                                    i heard that only tens can wear your merch. true or false?

                                    • Mon Sta
                                      Mon Sta  3 weeks back

                                      Blind people can use smart phones as much as everyone else. There's a setting in all our phones that can read everything on the screen. You can even make the whole screen completely black so it looks like it's off when they're using it. Bc u know. Can't see it anyway

                                      • Viky Blues
                                        Viky Blues  3 weeks back

                                        Having this ep as recommandation

                                        • Rick Sanchez Jr.
                                          Rick Sanchez Jr.  3 weeks back

                                          I remember in a previous podcast Chris spoke about how having you hands behind you for ANY reason is bitch because you are making it so you can't defend yourself with your hands behind you and making yourself an easy target for anyone to hit you since your hands are behind you and you are open for a hit hahahahah xD

                                          • Goku Son
                                            Goku Son  3 weeks back

                                            Dude him pronouncing Naruto as Nah Rootoh running has my crying. Lol he's right though. Leave that shit for the cartoons. It don't work in real life. It's a good anime. Oh hey Chris it's Nah Ru Toh

                                            • Neferin
                                              Neferin  3 weeks back

                                              That fucking "YEAHHHH* is too fucking much. fucking.

                                              • Jess Lynn
                                                Jess Lynn  3 weeks back

                                                H3... suh bad but.... the first 15 of this is solid gold...

                                                • Bert
                                                  Bert  4 weeks back

                                                  now remember, Tommy's coming again, so put the tarp down.

                                                  • Rio_proj
                                                    Rio_proj  4 weeks back

                                                    that little sound after the shoulder jokes fucking puts dents in my lungs because i laugh so goddamn hard. stop.

                                                    • Michael Fretwell
                                                      Michael Fretwell  4 weeks back

                                                      Wasn't betterhelp outed for being scammy like... ages ago?

                                                      • Becky Boo
                                                        Becky Boo  4 weeks back

                                                        Yo that Rebekah story was literally so fuckin weird cos it was me. Apart from the fact when a guy pushed me and my powerpuff girl lunchbox fell I didn't make a scene lol.

                                                        • David Andrade Vega
                                                          David Andrade Vega  4 weeks back


                                                          • Ajie Afianto
                                                            Ajie Afianto  4 weeks back

                                                            Dude, just drink your f***king coffee!!!!!!!

                                                            • Anthony Gialanella
                                                              Anthony Gialanella  4 weeks back

                                                              Chirs D’elia the type of dude to buy a motorcycle just so he could take off his helmet and flip his hair

                                                              • Keith Mcdonald
                                                                Keith Mcdonald  4 weeks back

                                                                Chris, standup, yes, other podcast, yes, this shit, you suck at, your flailing, and it's desperation, it is so foul, the smell of despair. Please stop.

                                                                • imagede zach
                                                                  imagede zach  4 weeks back

                                                                  1:00:48 Conglaturations you are now Luis Buñuel

                                                                  • Prime Choi Min-ki
                                                                    Prime Choi Min-ki  4 weeks back

                                                                    Never thought I'd hear chris d'elia say its so bitch to run like naruto

                                                                    • Master Transmuter
                                                                      Master Transmuter  4 weeks back

                                                                      what is that intro song?

                                                                      • Mike Margiotta
                                                                        Mike Margiotta  4 weeks back

                                                                        Chris Pratt

                                                                        • Cole Younger
                                                                          Cole Younger  4 weeks back

                                                                          Third time watching this lol literally the funniest podcast I’ve ever seen

                                                                          • maazterman
                                                                            maazterman  4 weeks back

                                                                            Yo I knew Sayreville would one day make it to Congratulations LMAOOO Sayreville gang out here.

                                                                            • the orbital motion
                                                                              the orbital motion  4 weeks back

                                                                              The guy pointing to his ear its sing language for im deaf. 36:53

                                                                              • David Rich
                                                                                David Rich  4 weeks back

                                                                                Such a tryharrd, doulble rr's cause you suck diiiickkks

                                                                                • David Rich
                                                                                  David Rich  4 weeks back

                                                                                  You go solo cause its all scripted

                                                                                  • David Rich
                                                                                    David Rich  4 weeks back

                                                                                    Your not funny, cudas unite.eat dicks fuckhead..always up your own tooter

                                                                                    • Xian Lux
                                                                                      Xian Lux  4 weeks back

                                                                                      Chris is top dog for waiting exactly 30 seconds to open with the word "Shit" to avoid being demonetized. 👌👌👌

                                                                                      • Frank Sobotka
                                                                                        Frank Sobotka  4 weeks back

                                                                                        About 2 months ago, I went to a McDonald's, because I had to back up the truck fast. The men's bathroom only had one stall, and it was occupied. Even though I was about to explode, I waited about 10 seconds, listening to hear if the guy might be finishing up. He wasn't.

                                                                                        I peaked into the women's restroom, and it seemed empty. It also had two stalls (wtf?). I ducked inside. Delivery complete. No one bothered me while I was in there too.

                                                                                        • Frank Sobotka
                                                                                          Frank Sobotka  4 weeks back

                                                                                          You and I have the same philosophy regarding public toilets and toilet seat covers. :D

                                                                                          • Yash Amigo
                                                                                            Yash Amigo  4 weeks back

                                                                                            Internarional holiday, hotdog day

                                                                                            • Bill The Semi Deadly
                                                                                              Bill The Semi Deadly  4 weeks back


                                                                                              • The Commenter
                                                                                                The Commenter  4 weeks back

                                                                                                I died at the bit about "Tommy, the Throw up guy"

                                                                                                • Leonidas Diamandopoulos

                                                                                                  Chris... people have literally killed people who listened to you.... how many of us are dying? Pray for us if you pray.