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  • Mr. Moon
    Mr. Moon  2 days back

    I like Red Lobster.

    • Escoria Maligna
      Escoria Maligna  4 days back

      En donde sale esto?

      • Joe Snaffer
        Joe Snaffer  5 days back

        The Old Man and the Sea is the story of a fight between an elderly, accomplished fisherman, Santiago, and a really big fish. Like... HUGE. The story opens with Santiago suffering eighty-four days without catching a fish because he's the unluckiest son-of-a-bitch on planet earth. Honestly, if you were in a boat for eighty-four days, it'd be hard to NOT catch a fish... even by accident. Santiago was so unlucky that his apprentice, Manolin, was forbidden by his Ma and Pa to fish with him. But as The Fresh Prince used to say, 'Parents Just Don't Understand'. So the boy visits Santiago's shack anyway. Ignoring the inherent risks of unsupervised playtime with an elderly man who talks to himself, Manolin helps out, moving Santiago's fishing gear, making food and talking about baseball. Especially Joe DiMaggio; who used to bump fuzzies with Marilyn Monroe. The next day, Santiago tells Manolin that he's going way out into the Gulf Stream. WAY OUT north of Cuba. Lady luck is returning! On the eighty fifth day of his crappy luck, Santiago drops his lines, and by noon, gets a bite from what feels like a big-ass fish. He's sure it's a winner. He fights and fights and fights but can't pull the monster in. Santiago's leaky old boat is pulled by the fish for two days and nights as he holds on for dear life. Even though he's bloody and beat, Santiago begins to appreciate this mighty adversary. He starts calling him "brother" or maybe even, "bro." It's sort of a love story if you really think about it. And like most romantic comedies, the reader pictures a delightful outfit changing montage, followed by the inevitable interspecies wedding. But on the third day, Santiago is freakin' EXHAUSTED, and decides he just wants the fish to do what he says and not always swim wherever it wants. So he stabs it. With a fucking harpoon. It's a mess. Super gross. Blood everywhere. Because, like many men his age, Santiago has difficulty expressing his emotions and fears with words - instead giving in to base desires - and imposing his gigantically terrible positions on any given subject through unblinking violence. Typical. Anyway, he straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and hits the road home, ready to act like a total show off to everyone and probably gouge people on the price. But guess what? Pretty soon sharks begin to attack the bleeding marlin's carcass, because as we all know, life is a tragic opera and just when you think you've finally found something good and true, sharks come along and rip it all to fucking shreds while dry-humping your dignity with their crazy-weird shark dicks. Sure, Santiago tries killing a few of them, but drops his harpoon because his hands are just as old as he is. By nighttime, the sharks have pretty much eaten the entire marlin. Only a bleach-white skeleton remains, silently mocking him in the murky darkness. Santiago realized he's still unlucky, REALLY unlucky. (Duh!) He calls the sharks, "dream killers". Which isn't really all that fair. I mean, the sharks were just doing their job and the marlin... Jesus, don't even get me started on the marlin! It was just hanging out one day, minding it's own business, maybe thinking about ways it could be a better provider for it's family and WHAM! Harpoon in the brain. Who's the "dream killer" now, fuckface? The hypocrisy is pretty much boundless at this point. Eventually Santiago makes it ashore. Leaving the bones of the marlin and the boat, he hobbles to his shack. He makes it home and crashes, like I dais - he's super tired. The next morning, a group of fisherman gather around Santiago's boat. One measures the skeleton and, holy shit-shingles! It's over 18 feet! The head of the fish is given to Pedrico (strange that this is the first mention of him) and the other fisherman ask Manolin to send their glad tidings to the old man. Manolin brings Santiago newspapers and coffee when he wakes and they decide to fish together again. Many years later, there's a Red Lobster Restaurant in nearly every city in America, offering a casual dining experience and convenient parking.

        • Aimz_ Flowz
          Aimz_ Flowz  1 weeks back

          The Logan poster in the back ground is funny

          • HaydynD 06
            HaydynD 06  1 weeks back

            Zip it, stan lee!

            • Felipe Sanhueza Larenas

              O no stan lee

              • Reactions 45
                Reactions 45  1 weeks back

                2:13 Shape of a gun

                • Raul Montero
                  Raul Montero  1 weeks back

                  The best all súper fu$#& héroe

                  • XDNONAME1X5
                    XDNONAME1X5  2 weeks back

                    lolololol

                    • voodoo lady
                      voodoo lady  2 weeks back

                      1:08 that is the ass of justice damn it

                      • Rahul Kumar
                        Rahul Kumar  2 weeks back

                        2:11 firefly such underrated show during its time

                        • gangster man
                          gangster man  2 weeks back

                          Rip Stan Lee.

                          • Har-v Wf
                            Har-v Wf  2 weeks back

                            Who’s here because you just love Deadpool and this trailer is funny

                            • Yellow King
                              Yellow King  2 weeks back

                              Is that uncle Ben?

                              • çłıćķ mē
                                çłıćķ mē  2 weeks back

                                Just like old days, Deadpool is too late
                                #ShubhSethi

                                • Ivania Flores
                                  Ivania Flores  2 weeks back

                                  Sou mamed

                                  • Emma Dartz
                                    Emma Dartz  2 weeks back

                                    No good deed goes unpunished. So true.

                                    • Jab Hutt
                                      Jab Hutt  2 weeks back

                                      What's the name of the song when he starts running?:)

                                      • Диас Самат
                                        Диас Самат  2 weeks back

                                        2:12 what the music

                                        • Sasha Martinez
                                          Sasha Martinez  2 weeks back

                                          Rest In Piece stan lee

                                          • Ryan And Mario’s friends

                                            This is so flopping Fuuuuuuuny!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

                                            • Bird Gogi
                                              Bird Gogi  3 weeks back

                                              The last thing Deadpool said to Stan Lee before he die. That's... Sad dude.

                                              • Babatunde Nigarian prince

                                                The Logan reference to the film, Deadpool casually breaking the 4th wall, Deadpool casually mocking Captain America with „you’re not gonna walk that off“...I love Deadpool

                                                • Stiles Smith
                                                  Stiles Smith  3 weeks back

                                                  Make this canon for uncle Bens death now

                                                  • bobflobnob
                                                    bobflobnob  3 weeks back

                                                    Anybody notice how when deadpool went out of the phone booth a plastic bag flew by that looked like a penis

                                                    • Next Level Guy
                                                      Next Level Guy  4 weeks back

                                                      What was the song he was listening to as he noticed the mugging?

                                                      • Edie Babcock
                                                        Edie Babcock  4 weeks back

                                                        Zip it stan lee

                                                        • Spacetick
                                                          Spacetick  4 weeks back

                                                          Favrite movie forever!!!!

                                                          • Mammoth Lemon
                                                            Mammoth Lemon  4 weeks back

                                                            I just realized that this trailer features and innocent man who is terrified for his life get shot in cold blood. Huh

                                                            • Saurabh Vichare
                                                              Saurabh Vichare  4 weeks back

                                                              so true

                                                              • rasta kintero
                                                                rasta kintero  4 weeks back

                                                                Why is YouTube recommend me that? mmmmm? Will be???? D3ADPOOL

                                                                • Striders Dream
                                                                  Striders Dream  4 weeks back

                                                                  Zip it Stan Lee!!

                                                                  • Sergeant Spooktober
                                                                    Sergeant Spooktober  4 weeks back

                                                                    (sees my favorite actor has a YouTube channel)
                                                                    Yay!!!

                                                                    • king_rps
                                                                      king_rps  1 months back

                                                                      Dont miss the descripto

                                                                      • Scott Whatever
                                                                        Scott Whatever  1 months back

                                                                        Couldn't he just have put on the mask and charged in?

                                                                        • Blooperer
                                                                          Blooperer  1 months back

                                                                          Read the description of the video
                                                                          You're welcome

                                                                          • Chris Monzon
                                                                            Chris Monzon  1 months back

                                                                            Lo re mataron

                                                                            • Museb Sayyed
                                                                              Museb Sayyed  1 months back

                                                                              2:16
                                                                              *Logan* movie poster
                                                                              Now I realized

                                                                              • The Sorrow
                                                                                The Sorrow  1 months back

                                                                                1:08 for gays

                                                                                • Brenth Bansay
                                                                                  Brenth Bansay  1 months back

                                                                                  LOL

                                                                                  • Joseph Romero
                                                                                    Joseph Romero  1 months back

                                                                                    Dear Mr Reynolds:

                                                                                    Please save Gwenpool with your Maximum Effort. Enclosed you will find a “crisp high five”. Thank you for your time and attention.

                                                                                    V/R
                                                                                    Me

                                                                                    • Asian SeanOrSomeEmElse
                                                                                      Asian SeanOrSomeEmElse  1 months back

                                                                                      dead pool:VIP IT STAN LEE


                                                                                      me:YOU DO NOT TELL STAN TO BE QUIET

                                                                                      • Oscar Hilário
                                                                                        Oscar Hilário  1 months back

                                                                                        Logan is on theater highlight and a poster.

                                                                                        • Deadpool
                                                                                          Deadpool  1 months back

                                                                                          hey remember me im Wade

                                                                                          • sans the comic
                                                                                            sans the comic  1 months back

                                                                                            2:09 i love this song

                                                                                            • Zhour Echaraoui
                                                                                              Zhour Echaraoui  1 months back

                                                                                              Not in my wach MF

                                                                                              • Arnie Dhyani
                                                                                                Arnie Dhyani  1 months back

                                                                                                Zip it Stan Lee

                                                                                                • Carla Sanchez
                                                                                                  Carla Sanchez  1 months back

                                                                                                  Deadpool sexy 😍