Someone in the vlog squad hates me

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  • Published: 02 October 2019
  • I met David Dobrik and Jason Nash and Jeff and etc. when I went to Los Angeles- this is my story. I had, let’s say, an encounter with one of the people in the vlog squad and I have been afraid to talk about it openly because I don’t want to be stupid- or do I? Perhaps needless gossip is what invigorates me, perhaps I’m delighted to have this story to tell, perhaps I’m the worst. Not totally sure why, but I’m ready to talk about what really happened when I met the vlog squad. This is my truth.

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Comments • 1 754

  • Jamie Caron
    Jamie Caron  34 minutes back

    Check out L.P Emz!, she does alot of whistling in her music and shes a freaking smoke show <3

    • Miss MeaCulpa
      Miss MeaCulpa  3 hours back

      I have an issue with many people hating me for no discernable reason as well

      • Miss MeaCulpa
        Miss MeaCulpa  4 hours back

        You are who I would have been if I didn't get molested.....you are wonderful is what I am trying to say

        • Kalli Karen Allison Robertson

          I love ur videos!!!! I’d love to see u do more w shane Dawson. Honestly u guys are super real.

          • Yamina Lowewen
            Yamina Lowewen  7 hours back

            You live in oakville what the frick I live in mississauga aaaaaaaaaaa

            • dann0rexia
              dann0rexia  8 hours back

              My guess is Zane lol

              • ThatChickThatChecksStuffOut

                At first I'm like "what am I watching, the tub, the outfit, the spilling of the drink?" Then I'm like "How have I not seen this chick before!" I'm now a sub and fan. And now my questions are "why the drink spilling? Why the tub? Are you hot? Did you have to add cold water half way through? Why the neck covering?" I love it all though. Sorry if you've answered these in other vids. I'm sure I'll be watching more ;)

                • Markus Jones
                  Markus Jones  10 hours back

                  She needs to quit YouTube, she’s cringe, gross, embarrassing, and pathetic! It’s sad to see how terrible of a person she is, grow up and look at reality Amelia Fart

                  • Miss MeaCulpa
                    Miss MeaCulpa  3 hours back

                    F you. You are the exact type of person who made this platform all Tana/Logan/Shane Dawson documentaries.
                    You are cringe for using the word cringe btw

                • Amber Egan
                  Amber Egan  12 hours back

                  I’m glad you didn’t join the vlog squad because I love watching you and your videos I don’t find them entertaining I don’t watch them. They would only hinder your awesomeness and hold you back.

                  • ApocaLIPS Gorgeous
                    ApocaLIPS Gorgeous  13 hours back

                    I have an internal Emelia Fart.
                    I wish I knew you personally. You are a well spoken vloger.

                    • E S
                      E S  13 hours back

                      please make an "everything must be a mosey" shirt omg

                      • E S
                        E S  13 hours back

                        nvm! make a 'my mission in life is to take breaks' shirt! request over thanks Emilia ur amazing byeeeee

                    • Fresh Yogurt
                      Fresh Yogurt  13 hours back

                      If you don't consider your vocabulary and way of speaking a talent itself, I highly recommend you to change that and write it down as an ability on your curriculum

                      • Cherry Berry48
                        Cherry Berry48  14 hours back

                        and here all the while i am telling you i adore you, i support you, i am wacky and nutty and wishing to meet you to hang out with you, you could do a background check on me to see i am not a bad person, and you dont look my way, i wanted to be sisters, i wanted your friendship, and no we never met, so you dont know me from adam, and i am not gay or i dont have anything against any one who is, and youtube keeps unsubscribing me from you, and i have to resub ten times daily, it says you are not subbed to me is how youtube unsubs me from your channel.

                        • Tic Tac
                          Tic Tac  14 hours back

                          I like ur sense of humor

                          • Christine M
                            Christine M  16 hours back

                            Your adding to your own problem. Ignore it, everyone will take your side eventually.

                            • Jes
                              Jes  18 hours back

                              This spoke to me on a deeply personal level and I must thank you, Ms. Fart. You are great inside and out.

                              • rose swan
                                rose swan  19 hours back

                                Bathtub close to electric heater, hmmm smart.

                                • Nosey Rosey
                                  Nosey Rosey  23 hours back

                                  She used vlog squad in the title yet can’t say their name? So weak

                                  • Nosey Rosey
                                    Nosey Rosey  23 hours back

                                    Why does she look like she’s trying so hard to get attention and seem weird or different

                                    • Kay marie
                                      Kay marie  23 hours back

                                      Im from hamilton oont. you're hilarious new sub

                                      • Becca
                                        Becca  23 hours back

                                        “My mission in life is to take breaks” Yes. Only yes.

                                        • Danny Huddleston
                                          Danny Huddleston  24 hours back

                                          Kkk

                                          • Jackie Edwards
                                            Jackie Edwards  1 days back

                                            I too am a Mozy-er

                                            • Shining Butterfly
                                              Shining Butterfly  1 days back

                                              I could have said something more empathetic than, “Fuck the Vlog squad.” However, F-them b/cos who are they to dismiss you? I’ll admit, when I first encountered you, I was a bit off kilter, but I was curious like a cat-in a good way. The more I listened to you, the more I picked up on your humor. The vlog squad is basically teenage pranksters; slap slap stick wannabe comedians. David comes across as a spoiled, superficial boy. I’m not even sure why you would want to attach yourself to them?

                                              • Stella Conlon
                                                Stella Conlon  1 days back

                                                Was anyone even picked from those auditions?

                                                • Stella Conlon
                                                  Stella Conlon  1 days back

                                                  She is like a hormone monster from big mouth, come to life! Hahaha

                                                  • Gabrielle Holt
                                                    Gabrielle Holt  1 days back

                                                    When she said "David Dobrick's ex" I shrieked LIZA KOSHY WOULD NEVER!!!!! I was clearly right and I remain firm in my loyalty to Liza

                                                    • Haeleigh P
                                                      Haeleigh P  1 days back

                                                      Emilia!
                                                      I go back and forth with you.
                                                      Some days I love you and subscribe, some days I unsubscribe.
                                                      I like you though. I really do. I’m sorry I’m so moody.

                                                      • Pinche Penny
                                                        Pinche Penny  1 days back

                                                        r u a taurus? <3

                                                        • CRÈME BRÛLÈE LATTÉ

                                                          You are deffently a demon. A female neck bearded, sugar syrup sipping red rooting orangatan.
                                                          Put some more bubbles in I can nearly see your skin............grosssss

                                                          • C Mo
                                                            C Mo  1 days back

                                                            I have such a hugh crush on you it's insane

                                                            • Kaitlyn
                                                              Kaitlyn  1 days back

                                                              omg your story telling is amazing! i was never bored i never wanted to skip forward to see who it was. i just took it all in. loved it

                                                              • Brody Paris
                                                                Brody Paris  1 days back

                                                                I dont know why im watching this..
                                                                But im entertained, please continue

                                                                • Shaa Xo
                                                                  Shaa Xo  1 days back

                                                                  You look so prettyyyy, I’m getting Natalie Portman vibes from you in this vid 💗

                                                                  • Mike Thyne
                                                                    Mike Thyne  1 days back

                                                                    I just found you. And promptly subscribed based on your name alone. You're pretty damn funny lady.

                                                                    • TheRealSweedie
                                                                      TheRealSweedie  1 days back

                                                                      Who else thought it was Jeff for the longest time? lol

                                                                      • Marla Hernandez
                                                                        Marla Hernandez  2 days back

                                                                        You're a hysterical story teller! Awesome

                                                                        • Caitlin Gross
                                                                          Caitlin Gross  2 days back

                                                                          i love this...

                                                                          • JayJay- tripz
                                                                            JayJay- tripz  2 days back

                                                                            Wow.... i think i appreciate you...... .... dude ..... DUUUUDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEE

                                                                            • GWATT
                                                                              GWATT  2 days back

                                                                              I would love ti see amelias hot take on disneyland/world

                                                                              • Black_White Øthęr
                                                                                Black_White Øthęr  2 days back

                                                                                I love her

                                                                                • rebecca ok
                                                                                  rebecca ok  2 days back

                                                                                  i feel like it was Jonah lmao

                                                                                  • ha1l3y backw00d
                                                                                    ha1l3y backw00d  2 days back

                                                                                    who cares if someone hates u? the fuck who gives a fuck literally get over it there are so many people in the world

                                                                                    • Miss MeaCulpa
                                                                                      Miss MeaCulpa  3 hours back

                                                                                      People are still allowed to talk about these things since this is how you get over them. You cannot just bottle it all up and expect a good outcome. Just wait until you hit your 30s if you do bottle things because it will all come out one way or another.
                                                                                      Point being, it is okay to talk

                                                                                  • Redhac Studios
                                                                                    Redhac Studios  2 days back

                                                                                    You spoke to me. You knew it too. Those flourishes, I felt that.

                                                                                    • Shai May
                                                                                      Shai May  2 days back

                                                                                      Omg stop

                                                                                      • missylissy200
                                                                                        missylissy200  2 days back

                                                                                        I could listen to you talk all day, you're so entertaining

                                                                                        • Pas Reppas
                                                                                          Pas Reppas  2 days back

                                                                                          I got second hand embarrassment from this

                                                                                          • AnonymouslyKind
                                                                                            AnonymouslyKind  2 days back

                                                                                            If I had a face like her`s I’d sue my parents.

                                                                                        • grace harris
                                                                                          grace harris  2 days back

                                                                                          Anyone else watch and enjoy the vlog squads video but not like anyone in the group? Lol