Touch Yourself Tonight

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  • roy am
    roy am  2 weeks back

    HAHA, pans.

    • Judy Green
      Judy Green  2 months back

      #SMOOTHCRIMINALS
      #DEADPOOL
      #RYANREYNOLDS

      • ROGUE ANGEL
        ROGUE ANGEL  2 months back

        Me feeling for a lump
        suddenly finds one turns out to be the testicle

        • Shubham Rawat
          Shubham Rawat  2 months back

          Thank you deadpool you're the b(r)e(a)st.😝🍒

          • Blessed boi cj
            Blessed boi cj  3 months back

            Lol

            • Rifat Al Mahmud Shanto
              Rifat Al Mahmud Shanto  5 months back

              Who is still here in 2019 ?

              • cjlsniper
                cjlsniper  5 months back

                Seeing this now gave me the courage to go see my doctor

                • Namrata Vardhan
                  Namrata Vardhan  6 months back

                  What 😂

                  • Goron1988
                    Goron1988  6 months back

                    Pikachu just told me to touch myself. Am I going crazy ?

                    • bleh
                      bleh  6 months back

                      haha, _puns_

                      • _Strawberries_
                        _Strawberries_  6 months back

                        Deadpool is now a legal doctor.

                        • Random Fandom
                          Random Fandom  7 months back

                          Ok I'll touch myself tonight 😊

                          • Code Gaming
                            Code Gaming  7 months back

                            "Remember to tweak the tomatos before you go nuts on the cucumber"

                            • MiaGracie
                              MiaGracie  7 months back

                              I’m a 12 yr old girl that loves Deadpool...... I feel awkward now.

                              • Sneakiest Snek
                                Sneakiest Snek  7 months back

                                "Haha, puns."

                                • Josh Brackelsberg
                                  Josh Brackelsberg  8 months back

                                  When I was told that in the future I wouldn't hate advertising I stubbornly said. "NO SIR! NOT ME! I WILL ALWAYS HATE ADDS!"

                                  ...

                                  But it's like Ryan Reynolds is inside my head and I JUST CAN'T HATE HIM! Even when he tells me to do some gay shit like examine my own balls! ROFL!

                                  • JevtA!
                                    JevtA!  8 months back

                                    the way he is touching the pool balls is just idk ahahah :D

                                    • Green Poppy
                                      Green Poppy  8 months back

                                      Dead pool promoting heathcare to fight cancer, testicular cancer. We are born too lat to explore the world, too soon to explore the space, but we can follow the tutorial of uncle deadpool... Well, i cant but anyways good to know.

                                      • Adrian Kos
                                        Adrian Kos  8 months back

                                        Thank u deadpool

                                        • WiddowX3
                                          WiddowX3  9 months back

                                          I trust Deadpool.

                                          • Sergio Navarro
                                            Sergio Navarro  9 months back

                                            Testicular cancer rate fall to 0

                                            • Devil DragonSlayer
                                              Devil DragonSlayer  9 months back

                                              Oh golly...

                                              • Rolando Vellon
                                                Rolando Vellon  9 months back

                                                Touch Yourself Tonight

                                                • Jackson Griffith
                                                  Jackson Griffith  9 months back

                                                  Smooth criminals.

                                                  • Sourav Mondal
                                                    Sourav Mondal  9 months back

                                                    Before you go cucumber crazy.. hahaha..puns

                                                    • WilfordThe 4th
                                                      WilfordThe 4th  9 months back

                                                      The only part about this that’s not funny is that this is how I found out I had testicular cancer

                                                      • Taylor Blackson
                                                        Taylor Blackson  10 months back

                                                        I'm dead 😂

                                                        • Jamie Hope
                                                          Jamie Hope  11 months back

                                                          Is there any deadpool can't do 🤣🤣🤣

                                                          • Bee Bee
                                                            Bee Bee  11 months back

                                                            Deadpool should do all men's PSA's 🤘

                                                            • 9999 9999
                                                              9999 9999  11 months back

                                                              Translate this to Arabic please😭😭😂

                                                              • XxHellFirexX
                                                                XxHellFirexX  11 months back

                                                                I found my sex teacher

                                                                • Shadows Star
                                                                  Shadows Star  12 months back

                                                                  Can we just get a Deadpool talkshow?

                                                                  • Bryan G
                                                                    Bryan G  12 months back

                                                                    "Tweet the tomatoes before you get all cucumber crazy" 🤣🤣🤣

                                                                    • Norik Movsesyan
                                                                      Norik Movsesyan  12 months back

                                                                      Thank you wade, very cool!

                                                                      • DXHaseoXD
                                                                        DXHaseoXD  1 years back

                                                                        He really knows how to fondle those balls 😏

                                                                        • ryncraft 1234
                                                                          ryncraft 1234  1 years back

                                                                          Wait what about being not excited I wasn't listening to that part ?

                                                                          • Cryptid Purgatory
                                                                            Cryptid Purgatory  1 years back

                                                                            S M O O T H C R I M I N A L S

                                                                            • Sievert Schreiber
                                                                              Sievert Schreiber  1 years back

                                                                              Haha! This is simply awesome! As a victim of this superhealable disease I support this message!

                                                                              The earlier u go a docter while having any symptom of Testicular Cancer, the better!

                                                                              • Shi no
                                                                                Shi no  1 years back

                                                                                What about the third testicles? Do I have to check them too?

                                                                                • teen gohan
                                                                                  teen gohan  1 years back

                                                                                  Best michael jackson reference yet "ur smooth criminals"

                                                                                  • Harambae
                                                                                    Harambae  1 years back

                                                                                    What did I do to end up here? I am 12

                                                                                    • Rachelle
                                                                                      Rachelle  1 years back

                                                                                      I don't even have a dick, why am I here???

                                                                                      • Emmayex
                                                                                        Emmayex  1 years back

                                                                                        So balls came outta his logo

                                                                                        • Amateur
                                                                                          Amateur  1 years back

                                                                                          Deadpool marketing....next level😎

                                                                                          • Crazy Funny Cats
                                                                                            Crazy Funny Cats  2 years back

                                                                                            💎💎😹

                                                                                            • Row Danilov
                                                                                              Row Danilov  2 years back

                                                                                              lmao he is the best and the funny thing is Ryan does act like this he is actually acting himself but you know with the green light of say what ever the fuck I want card.. which is beautiful..

                                                                                              • Sarashi Xaenyth
                                                                                                Sarashi Xaenyth  2 years back

                                                                                                Gee Thanks Spiderman

                                                                                                • Jiren does not know de wei

                                                                                                  i'm 15