I bleached my hair

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  • Published: 31 July 2019
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    To bleach or not to bleach, that is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The yellows and whites of outrageous blondness,
    Or to take a comb against a head of hair
    And by opposing end them. To bleach—to dye,
    No more; and by a bleach to say we end
    The brunette and the thousand follicles
    That hair is heir to: 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be styled. To dye, to bleach ;
    To bleach, perchance to tone—ay, there's the rub:
    For in that bleach of death what breakage may come,
    When we have washed off this conditioner,
    Must give us pause—there's the respect
    That makes calamity of so long hair.
    For who would bear the whips and burns of peroxide,
    Th'hairdresser's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
    The burns of applied bleach, the toner's delay,
    The insolence of box dye, and the spurns
    That patient merit of th'blondness takes,
    When he himself might his mane of hair make
    With a 30 volume developer?

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Comments • 44 917

  • Sebastian Cabezas
    Sebastian Cabezas  6 months back

    Estupida

  • Dana reyes
    Dana reyes  6 hours back

    U look sweet 🌷😊

    • ღ c l a r i s s e ღ

      Joana : Bleaching my hair
      Hair : MAMA MIA PIZZERIA

      • Ariel J
        Ariel J  15 hours back

        wait did she put cottage cheese or shredded cheese in the pan

        • selina jasari
          selina jasari  18 hours back

          Ok I watched this back when you posted this now I bleached my hair myself AND hate it so THE question is AM I STUPID DIDNT I LESRN FROM your vIDEO

          • Micaela Pamela
            Micaela Pamela  22 hours back

            Pq o título tá em português se ela tá falando em inglês???? Vsf

            • thiaguittoo!
              thiaguittoo!  1 days back

              Mi miedo es quedarme solo en tu casa y que me hagas todo eso

              • E
                E  1 days back

                10:05 i never saw her beneath the waist look at that a$$

                • quicitoescalated
                  quicitoescalated  1 days back

                  Kids on the YouTube

                  • Lucia Espinosa
                    Lucia Espinosa  2 days back

                    Seems bald on one side and not on the other

                    • Pelin Koç
                      Pelin Koç  2 days back

                      Joana: Enters bathroom

                      Hair: *Stress Level %99*

                      • Patricia Vergara
                        Patricia Vergara  3 days back

                        She smokes weed right? I’d be a little disappointed if she didn’t honestly

                        • صبا Saba129
                          صبا Saba129  3 days back

                          It does not fit you, put it is beautiful 🥺🖤

                          • tincha
                            tincha  3 days back

                            WHAT DID YOU DO

                            • Sudehanna Syt
                              Sudehanna Syt  4 days back

                              whats wrong w ur hairs

                              • Matty C
                                Matty C  4 days back

                                I love the tiny microphones 😂

                                • Brian Wagner
                                  Brian Wagner  4 days back

                                  I do crazy shit to my hair all the time but watching this gave me anxiety

                                  • Brian Wagner
                                    Brian Wagner  4 days back

                                    That "NO!" From the other room after askong about the eyebrows xD lol hi mother goose!

                                    • Brian Wagner
                                      Brian Wagner  4 days back

                                      Youre so funny!!

                                      • Holly Jay
                                        Holly Jay  4 days back

                                        Should of dyed it pink 💗

                                        • BTS ARMY
                                          BTS ARMY  4 days back

                                          *Chemistry laboratories* - Experiment on the fog
                                          *Joana* - EXpErImEnT oN mY hAiR

                                          • Isabel The Bell
                                            Isabel The Bell  5 days back

                                            Go on preach sis xD

                                            • SMOLL POTATOES
                                              SMOLL POTATOES  5 days back

                                              :>

                                              • مريم رضا
                                                مريم رضا  5 days back

                                                10:00 she looked like draco malfoy 😂😂

                                                • H D
                                                  H D  5 days back

                                                  Speaking of health care what is everyone’s thoughts on zebras

                                                • Funny Girl
                                                  Funny Girl  5 days back

                                                  Откуда русские субтитры?
                                                  Да впрочем это только в плюс . 🙃

                                                  • DanaisJ J
                                                    DanaisJ J  5 days back

                                                    You are so freaking fun!! Never change!

                                                    • Samik Parua
                                                      Samik Parua  5 days back

                                                      3:02 - 3:08 her mom screaming Noooo was the funniest

                                                      • lora
                                                        lora  5 days back

                                                        me ( at 1st) : she talks so much...ugh
                                                        me (after some times): I love this girl!!!

                                                        • Glitter Fish
                                                          Glitter Fish  6 days back

                                                          I too Joana have. Canadian. VIRGIN BROWN HAIR. It literally is the exact same color as you

                                                          • Vilma Kvieskaite
                                                            Vilma Kvieskaite  6 days back

                                                            It's funny how i just realized that this was posted on my birthday.

                                                            • afsara benazir
                                                              afsara benazir  6 days back

                                                              "Medicare healthcare i dont care provider"

                                                              • afsara benazir
                                                                afsara benazir  6 days back

                                                                I can hear you speak for like hourss you are so randomm

                                                                • Theresa Etchen
                                                                  Theresa Etchen  6 days back

                                                                  I really enjoy her attitude

                                                                  • Μαρία Κατιρτζηγιάννη

                                                                    When I'm watching your videos, I feel like I see myself in a few years...

                                                                    • Fatima Mukhtar
                                                                      Fatima Mukhtar  7 days back

                                                                      I rlly hope rather u failed at least one project in school because I tried my best and failed. I got a 71%...😬😬

                                                                      • Antonio Matheus Matheus

                                                                        Estupido

                                                                        • Xxcharathekiller xX
                                                                          Xxcharathekiller xX  1 weeks back

                                                                          No nooooo

                                                                          • Ana Marin
                                                                            Ana Marin  1 weeks back

                                                                            Buna... ce mai faci???

                                                                            • Mostazita
                                                                              Mostazita  1 weeks back

                                                                              Jaja khepedo

                                                                              • Jackson Pjl
                                                                                Jackson Pjl  1 weeks back

                                                                                im think you are brazillian

                                                                                • 『 k a w a i i 』
                                                                                  『 k a w a i i 』  1 weeks back

                                                                                  mother goose is the most wholesome person in the entire world tbh

                                                                                  • Bella Kitty
                                                                                    Bella Kitty  1 weeks back

                                                                                    HOLO

                                                                                    • Cozy like Rosie
                                                                                      Cozy like Rosie  1 weeks back

                                                                                      “I looked fabulous” *gags afterwards*

                                                                                      • Cody Rin
                                                                                        Cody Rin  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Lucius Malfoy is that you-

                                                                                        • Matt Newton
                                                                                          Matt Newton  1 weeks back

                                                                                          She is cute

                                                                                          • Matt Newton
                                                                                            Matt Newton  1 weeks back

                                                                                            So.......does the carp..11:27...... Nevermind

                                                                                            • Zenfira Elekberova
                                                                                              Zenfira Elekberova  1 weeks back

                                                                                              Я единственная кто 20 минут искал русский комментарий?