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  • Published: 14 May 2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    Why I am 2 breaths away from shaving my head: an essay

    Intro: I am going to shave my head because I hate my hair, my hair sucks, and I am exasperated with my hair
    Point 1: I hate my hair
    Point 2: My hair sucks
    Point 3: I am exasperated with my hair
    Conclusion: Therefore I want a bald head

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    With love,

    Jashton Cutcher
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Comments • 16 774

  • Gene Pozniak
    Gene Pozniak  4 months back

    WTF was THAT?! 18.5 minutes of some princess nattering on at high speed (mercifully) about mostly what she had to eat that day and what she wore, and finally ONE MINUTE devoted to the really important AWARD thing. Maybe it's one of those anti-humor irony things, but that was WAY too much buildup for one obscure joke which I doubt the majority of subscribers could even get (judging by the comments). The fact that she has over 2 million subscribers is surely a sign of the END TIMES or at least a huge clue as to why Trump got elected President. :-0

    • Rainbow Dimension
      Rainbow Dimension  6 days back

      Omg joana liked your comment and pinned it

    • Pedro Meneses
      Pedro Meneses  7 days back

      People that say "Trump supporters" in a depreciative manner usually don't know that much about politics or even american history of the last 10 years so they truly believe the dying kinder garden "journalism" that orange man has a revolutionary agenda.

    • Lunar Atlas
      Lunar Atlas  1 weeks back

      I must protect my queen

    • Lunar Atlas
      Lunar Atlas  1 weeks back

      Shut up

    • Lunar Atlas
      Lunar Atlas  1 weeks back

      Y r u here then

  • Diana Gacha
    Diana Gacha  36 minutes back

    16:44 I had a box on my head😐

    • Aditya Bahali
      Aditya Bahali  2 hours back

      WTF was THAT?! 18.5 minutes of some princess nattering on at high speed (mercifully) about mostly what she had to eat that day and what she wore, and finally ONE MINUTE devoted to the really important AWARD thing. Maybe it's one of those anti-humor irony things, but that was WAY too much buildup for one obscure joke which I doubt the majority of subscribers could even get (judging by the comments). The fact that she has over 2 million subscribers is surely a sign of the END TIMES or at least a huge clue as to why Trump got elected President. :-0

      • Boy Wonder
        Boy Wonder  2 hours back

        I miss my special magical someone

        • GatchGirl976
          GatchGirl976  6 hours back

          I eat before anyone gets up so they won't judge how fat I am

          • Leisa Gough
            Leisa Gough  8 hours back

            18:05

            • Alex Brouillard
              Alex Brouillard  10 hours back

              It's called the big apple cus all the grow in this god forsaken place is apples

              • loulou dag
                loulou dag  1 days back

                How did Joanna not eat a bagel during her whole trip

                • Gach'Em
                  Gach'Em  1 days back

                  Oops my finger slipped in my butt hole and now I’m in New York

                  • Stinck Smith
                    Stinck Smith  2 days back

                    The Kevin Oleary joke got me dying

                    • AwksitsRoz
                      AwksitsRoz  2 days back

                      as a new yorker this was atrocious and i hate to think that this is what most tourists do when they visit

                      • Danae Kolyva
                        Danae Kolyva  2 days back

                        Firebringer!!! Where my starkids at!

                        • HelpINeedNamjesus
                          HelpINeedNamjesus  2 days back

                          I paused Outro: Tear by BTS for you
                          That’s how special you are
                          You’re welcome btw
                          Also I love your channel!!!🥰💜💜💜

                          • BennMa
                            BennMa  3 days back

                            i have never felt more positivity, i'm watching every single video 10 times thank you very much now i'm happy

                            • BennMa
                              BennMa  3 days back

                              you give me hope that a healthy family can actually exist

                              • A B
                                A B  3 days back

                                I despise avocados

                                • ging3rdragon
                                  ging3rdragon  3 days back

                                  Shorty awards for short plp ☺️👍

                                  • ging3rdragon
                                    ging3rdragon  3 days back

                                    Omg mother goose needs to make a how to video when going places! Im horrible! 😂👍

                                    • Doh a Deer
                                      Doh a Deer  4 days back

                                      Your mom is a MILFBURGER. Without the lettuce.

                                      • Emily Vernon
                                        Emily Vernon  4 days back

                                        Joana- no wait i'm sorry- Ms.Ceddia (what kind of a rude person have i become)
                                        You are a true storyteller.

                                        • melina 123
                                          melina 123  4 days back

                                          You parents are AWESOME

                                          • Claryssa Roxberry
                                            Claryssa Roxberry  4 days back

                                            I bought The Eurythmics album for Sweet Dreams too!!!!

                                            • kat illac
                                              kat illac  5 days back

                                              I feel like there are two ways a really gorgeous girl can go... snobby and stupid or weird, hilarious and quick as a whip. 😂

                                              • Strrynights x
                                                Strrynights x  5 days back

                                                At 15:41 you said it was 8 : 45 but it was actually 8 : 54 ..

                                                ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

                                                • Mark Griner
                                                  Mark Griner  5 days back

                                                  Ok but is the Kusama Pumpkins shot a reference to Cluam Sutherland?

                                                  • shelex l
                                                    shelex l  5 days back

                                                    The Whole video is like a massive brain fart 🤣

                                                    • India Bolton
                                                      India Bolton  5 days back

                                                      Biscotti airplane cookies are the shit

                                                      • Julie Luu
                                                        Julie Luu  5 days back

                                                        The smartest you tuber I’ve watched..a breath of fresh air

                                                        • Josh Chandler
                                                          Josh Chandler  6 days back

                                                          I knew I was a robot

                                                          • Mia Reguero
                                                            Mia Reguero  6 days back

                                                            CHANGE THE PISTURE it’s cringing me not the picture but the fact that you have short hair now soooo 😂🤷‍♀️ yeah

                                                            • Itz_le LonelyPotato
                                                              Itz_le LonelyPotato  1 weeks back

                                                              I love how her parents are so cool

                                                              • Hani Hatami
                                                                Hani Hatami  1 weeks back

                                                                Omg i looove that she throws shade at like every youtuber😂😂

                                                                • Marlon Daniels
                                                                  Marlon Daniels  1 weeks back

                                                                  John Cena:I'm in New York-
                                                                  Me,hamiltrash:WHERE YOU CAN BE A NEW MAN.....WOMAN
                                                                  I'm sorry

                                                                  • Ashon James
                                                                    Ashon James  1 weeks back

                                                                    I love how Joana's mom always looks like a librarian in every video

                                                                    • Spxcebb
                                                                      Spxcebb  1 weeks back

                                                                      Ok so you went to New York and I live an hour away ..... YOU DIDNT VIST ME

                                                                      • aljanat5
                                                                        aljanat5  1 weeks back

                                                                        16:25 Aspergers fangirl loves Aspergers singer, Aspergers YouTube viewer nods in agreement.

                                                                        • Aoife Boyle
                                                                          Aoife Boyle  1 weeks back

                                                                          Joana likes firebringer





                                                                          She is perfect

                                                                          • Emma Rutledge
                                                                            Emma Rutledge  1 weeks back

                                                                            6:15 joanna sweetie, what's on your hand?

                                                                            • cindy
                                                                              cindy  1 weeks back

                                                                              Oh no that dress looked like a hospital gown you should dress like your mom.

                                                                              • Midnight Weir
                                                                                Midnight Weir  1 weeks back

                                                                                Free sho Voc a doodle

                                                                                • Dhff Xghhf
                                                                                  Dhff Xghhf  1 weeks back

                                                                                  U do look thick in that dress

                                                                                  • Dhff Xghhf
                                                                                    Dhff Xghhf  1 weeks back

                                                                                    She is so cute ❤️💙💙💙😍

                                                                                    • Isabella Eagan
                                                                                      Isabella Eagan  1 weeks back

                                                                                      do I see 5sos

                                                                                      • Stephanie Henderson
                                                                                        Stephanie Henderson  2 weeks back

                                                                                        I know you don’t like English as a subject but you should write books 📚 just sayin
                                                                                        Love your work

                                                                                        • molly morse
                                                                                          molly morse  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Where. Did. You. Get. Those. Shoes.

                                                                                          • Reese Fahlman
                                                                                            Reese Fahlman  2 weeks back

                                                                                            U give me a Eloise vibes, and I love it

                                                                                            • Cerise Jones
                                                                                              Cerise Jones  2 weeks back

                                                                                              You should put a mic fuzzy on your mic*** so it wont pop as mucho...

                                                                                              • Puppy Man
                                                                                                Puppy Man  2 weeks back

                                                                                                Now I can’t imagine her with brown hair LOL