Police Find The World's Drunkest Man


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  • chamo77
    chamo77  1 hours back

    I feel ide be dumb enough so that when they say “stretch your arms out like an air plain” so ide widen them like when you flap your arms like a penguin until they yell “I SAID LIKE AN AIRPLANE!” and ide reply “IM A JET!”

    • lysohurtsme
      lysohurtsme  10 hours back

      Literally over half the crime in oklahoma is meth

      • Sael Sael
        Sael Sael  10 hours back

        *me in gta 4*

        • Mark Moller
          Mark Moller  1 days back

          heroin is a hugeeeeee deal these days lol.

          • SPOOKY STONE
            SPOOKY STONE  2 days back

            2:59 “now cha cha real smooth”

            • Culverin Harley
              Culverin Harley  3 days back

              BA! 0:17

              • Ex Enemy
                Ex Enemy  3 days back

                American cops are so fat. If you run away from them, you are dead

                • madlarkin8
                  madlarkin8  3 days back

                  Cops should get paid more but they should also fire all the fat ones. Maybe the police would be more professional then.

                  • 100 Subscribers?
                    100 Subscribers?  3 days back

                    Lady: He's a great father
                    Charley: He looks like it while he is laying on the ground drunk eating dirt.

                    • jonathan sherrill
                      jonathan sherrill  4 days back

                      bruh i live in tulsa and our cops are crazy af

                      • OGREFail
                        OGREFail  4 days back

                        Bruh I stepped in a puddle last week 😎😎😎

                        • Toke Asaurus420
                          Toke Asaurus420  5 days back

                          Why the fuck can’t you pause the video and than speak?

                          • Toke Asaurus420
                            Toke Asaurus420  5 days back

                            I think it should be illegal to check up someone’s asshole for drugs. I don’t give a fuck if he has enough plutonium to make a Nuke cops shouldn’t be able to sexually molest someone.

                            • vic bruzz
                              vic bruzz  5 days back

                              jesus fucking christ do you ever stop talking

                              • Ti ko
                                Ti ko  5 days back

                                They wanna get arrested at the house so the car isn’t impounded. Just more fines to fuck with people.

                                • possumguts
                                  possumguts  6 days back

                                  i know this is late but heroin really is on the decline, meth is top dog rn. heroin is too expensive for good shit and become far too dangerous for the cheap shit. the danger is so high at this point that people are getting themselves clean off heroin to do other shit.

                                  • CheesyQuokka YT
                                    CheesyQuokka YT  6 days back

                                    Cop's gay

                                    • taylor mcfadden
                                      taylor mcfadden  6 days back

                                      I'm ashamed that I live in Tulsa Oklahoma

                                      • Riggedy Rigged
                                        Riggedy Rigged  6 days back

                                        Oh I know him
                                        *hes me*

                                        • that respectablehuman
                                          that respectablehuman  6 days back

                                          kills me that he doesn't understand why they do the "follow the pen with only your eyes" test lmao, the idea isn't that drunk people won't be able to follow, the idea is that they'll be able to do it but while they're under the influence of alcohol their eyes twitch as they follow

                                          • Ben Giles
                                            Ben Giles  6 days back

                                            Youve obv never plugged drugs before i can easily plug 1 ounce up my ass very quicky, its better than doing 10 years

                                            • Them
                                              Them  6 days back

                                              you're a fuckin idiot

                                              • gabriel tallent
                                                gabriel tallent  6 days back

                                                heroin was big, but now it's declining. that the way it is, a drug gets big for being exotic, then it dies down. meth, however, is the American drug of choice, gives a boost, which what Americans look for in drugs, easily scoured from local chemists, there by being cheap, and is of the same composition as Ritalin, making it a great solver for bipolar disorders.

                                                • Stewie ruins the joke
                                                  Stewie ruins the joke  6 days back

                                                  I heard that Meth was cheap and immediately knew that Heisenberg was going to mentioned

                                                  • Mike Fletcher
                                                    Mike Fletcher  7 days back

                                                    "Who's going to shove drugs up their asshole just at the sight of the cops?" Definitely Criminals

                                                    • Christopher Leija
                                                      Christopher Leija  1 weeks back

                                                      Im that sad when I’m sober

                                                      • THESILLY SHOW
                                                        THESILLY SHOW  1 weeks back

                                                        You pull into your house so you don’t have to pay towing expenses

                                                        • SinGood
                                                          SinGood  1 weeks back

                                                          Why do so many people talk to the cops lol. You literally don’t have to say anything just sit there in silence n ask for a lawyer

                                                          • Crona Makenshi
                                                            Crona Makenshi  7 days back

                                                            "Literally don't have to say anything."
                                                            "Sit there in silence"
                                                            "Ask for a lawyer"
                                                            You're sending mixed messages, sweetcheeks.
                                                            inb4 someone explains to me what you actually mean even though it's super obvious

                                                        • Jack Hudson
                                                          Jack Hudson  1 weeks back

                                                          This dude looks like a discount keanus reeves, but is 10x funnier

                                                          • Aɴᴅʏ B. Gᴏᴏᴅᴇ

                                                            The street values are possible value if sold in small amounts in like Wisconsin!

                                                            • MAZZ0Murder
                                                              MAZZ0Murder  1 weeks back

                                                              There was one police officer who was doing this simon says nonsense and shot the person when they stumbled. Despite the victim being non-hostile, the officer was acquitted =/

                                                              I hope I never have to play Simon Says with Police!

                                                              • plbster
                                                                plbster  3 days back

                                                                @Tom Shelton
                                                                They have their gun out so if the person turns around with their own gun the officer won't die.

                                                              • Tom Shelton
                                                                Tom Shelton  6 days back

                                                                Btw, the cop that killed that man was given his pension and allowed to retire at age 25. His punishment for killing an innocent man is that he doesn't have to work a day for the rest of his life cause we're being made to pay all his bills for him

                                                              • Tom Shelton
                                                                Tom Shelton  6 days back

                                                                Prosecutors need police testimonies to get convictions, and you convict one of their own police aren't going to give testimonies for you in the future, and if you can't get police testimonies you can't get a conviction, and if you can't get a conviction you're out of the job
                                                                The system's set up in a way that makes police untouchable

                                                              • Tom Shelton
                                                                Tom Shelton  6 days back

                                                                I fucking despise shit like that. Like, why even have the gun out in the first place? You got no right to shoot someone just cause they can't manage whatever Simon says twister bullshit you pull out of your power-tripping ass

                                                            • Hunter Thompson
                                                              Hunter Thompson  1 weeks back

                                                              Tulsa police? Why the fuck does this have to be in my city

                                                              • evilfrenchguy
                                                                evilfrenchguy  1 weeks back

                                                                Heroin is still really rampant in Vermont, Massachusetts and New York tri-state area where I live.

                                                                • Rohan Das
                                                                  Rohan Das  1 weeks back

                                                                  Just so you guys know, the reason that the cop was getting his AR-15 ready in the car while driving was because Domestic Abuse instances are one of the most dangerous instances a cop can get in so he was preparing for it

                                                                  • Rohan Das
                                                                    Rohan Das  1 weeks back

                                                                    “Who’s gonna shove drugs up their asshole from the sight of a cop?”

                                                                    Oh buddy, you’ve lived a pretty good life if this is news to you. This shit happens VERY often.

                                                                    • Cameron
                                                                      Cameron  1 weeks back

                                                                      Omg I’m dying 😂 “when your headlights quick working and you get locked into a Simon says game of life or death”

                                                                      • Oblio1942
                                                                        Oblio1942  1 weeks back

                                                                        wait thats not me, what the fuck?

                                                                        • Alex Bacon
                                                                          Alex Bacon  1 weeks back

                                                                          That last one pissed me off, have some fucking respect for yourself

                                                                          • Mr. MiGGymaus
                                                                            Mr. MiGGymaus  1 weeks back

                                                                            I hide christmas presents in my ass... a 55" TV, ps4 with 4 controllers, and 29 games no biggie

                                                                            • pørcupine
                                                                              pørcupine  1 weeks back

                                                                              My friends grandmother once back in the day had the police chase her to her house. She was foreign and thought they couldn’t arrest you on your property 😂

                                                                            • Mr. person
                                                                              Mr. person  1 weeks back

                                                                              Watch i'm just waiting for a mate

                                                                              • BijiMustardGas1988
                                                                                BijiMustardGas1988  1 weeks back

                                                                                Critikal looks like a metrosexual with that haircut

                                                                                • Nexures
                                                                                  Nexures  1 weeks back

                                                                                  fucking cucks

                                                                                  • Lucas Pires
                                                                                    Lucas Pires  1 weeks back

                                                                                    4:02 you should do a rap god eminem dude, you are a fast talker omfg

                                                                                    • SpencerFcp
                                                                                      SpencerFcp  1 weeks back

                                                                                      "You've gotten older."
                                                                                      That's how time typically works.

                                                                                      • Omega William95
                                                                                        Omega William95  1 weeks back

                                                                                        That makes me think that the guy has run into these specific cops over the course of several years.

                                                                                    • TheCookieVirus - Let's Plays,and more

                                                                                      "puffed out ass" uhh its called a prison wallet

                                                                                      • ShimmerStockton
                                                                                        ShimmerStockton  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Yeah, he's my husband but we haven't been intimate in like two months.

                                                                                        • Mr. Noob
                                                                                          Mr. Noob  1 weeks back

                                                                                          3:21 he has pewdiepie boxers