The final week of high school

  • Published: 17 June 2019

    Hi, and welcome to episode 2 of John Cena ranting about Dance Moms. Todays topic: season 8. What do I think about it? All I have to say is that I miss the old team. I want Brooke, Paige, Chloe, Nia, Maddie and Mackenzie to hop in a time machine to relive the glory days and broadcast their sufferings to the world so that we can see it too. I mean lets be honest here, the new team is TOO talented; they’re all micro-professionals and it’s not that entertaining anymore. I like Brady though. He’s a cool dude. Him and his mother can stay. Savannah too. Did you see her in that Metamorphosis solo? When she did that attitude pirouette straight into the back undercut, I swear my brain was transported to another dimension. I sat there for a good ten minutes just rewatching it and asking myself: what physics did she invent to be able to pull that off? I also may or may not have attempted to do it only to get a big ugly bruise on my knee, but you’ll never know if that actually happened. Ok, I’m being too positive here. I didn’t like season 8 that much. Why? Gianina:

    She needs to leave.

    There’s the door. Walk out with your annoying mom and MAKE SURE the door hits you on the butt. She talks too much! WAY TOO MUCH!!! When I was her age, I didn’t know what talking was. I just sat there with my “too-big” glasses and did my homework. I was a silent sufferer. But Gianina - no, she is the loudest sufferer out there. And don’t even get me started on Stacey. What the heck happened to that woman. It’s almost like she quit her job as a psychologist to become a patient: THE WOMAN NEEDS THERAPY. Ok, that was a bit callous and uncalled for, wasn’t it? I hope they accept my insincerest of apologies.

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  • sophie williams
    sophie williams  14 hours back

    you're lucky Australia has 13 years of school and sure kindy shouldn't count but according to scomo it does. Screw education I'm going to become a pole dancer instead.

    • Devin Jarand
      Devin Jarand  18 hours back

      I have the same shirt as Jade on the first day 0>0

      • HeyitsKendy lol
        HeyitsKendy lol  2 days back

        Congrats you have survived!

        • Froggo Doggo
          Froggo Doggo  2 days back

          *Me when I was 5 putting on my mom’s heels and walking around the house*

          • Gacha Bear
            Gacha Bear  2 days back

            Oml- That is exactly what I do in my eighth grade math class. :I

            • Adeena,meeral
              Adeena,meeral  2 days back

              Joana how i you dance and run with those heels

              • Sonrisa Ortiz-Neff
                Sonrisa Ortiz-Neff  2 days back

                “If your having a hard time in school, just remember two scoops of cookie dough ice cream and a waffle cone are waiting for you”. 😭😭😭 I CRIED!!!

                • Helmi Maria
                  Helmi Maria  3 days back

                  0:48 yep thats me

                  • ad11
                    ad11  3 days back

                    Kid, I just discovered your channel, and I must say that I’m hooked. Your humor is so similar to mine, I love it.

                    • Nika Lesjak
                      Nika Lesjak  3 days back


                      • Nadia Loren
                        Nadia Loren  4 days back

                        Your homework makes my 8th grade math homework look like pre-school math. Like, your math homework looks like almost another language to me.

                        • LubiClark Hihi
                          LubiClark Hihi  4 days back

                          We don’t have a baskin robins in Vermont that I know of

                          • N Whal
                            N Whal  4 days back

                            *put subtitles on! They're so funny*

                            • Ashling McCarthy
                              Ashling McCarthy  4 days back

                              “I hope the weather is nice where you are”
                              Me: *Remembers I live in Ireland*

                              It’s raining rn and it won’t stop until we get a heatwave which comes once every few years

                              • ANGEL TART
                                ANGEL TART  4 days back

                                I thought everyone forgot about Shark Boy and Lava Girl.....

                                • ARMYxBLINK xNEVERLANDxNaruto gal

                                  She reminds me of miranda sings as a student

                                  • Olivia Torres
                                    Olivia Torres  4 days back

                                    You're the most funniest youtuber i watch.

                                    • Caroline M
                                      Caroline M  5 days back

                                      Waffle cone??? That’s a cake cone.

                                      I’m sorry I’m just obsessed with ice cream

                                      • Chelsea Rogers
                                        Chelsea Rogers  5 days back

                                        imagine not having exams on the last day of school

                                        • Chaotic Chlo
                                          Chaotic Chlo  5 days back

                                          Literally no one

                                          Not a single soul

                                          Joana : oH bUtTeR nUt squash

                                          • Maddie M
                                            Maddie M  5 days back

                                            i never noticed but when you show a black screen there’s a specific pattern in the darkness the exact same pattern as shreks vest, is there something you are hiding?

                                            • Ailaz Squad
                                              Ailaz Squad  5 days back

                                              I tried avocado toast and it is awesome

                                              • Sp1cy
                                                Sp1cy  5 days back

                                                JOANA literally vomits out vocabulary... And imma collect it

                                                • DravenCrow
                                                  DravenCrow  5 days back

                                                  Oh! I hate Eggplant too! It’s gross!

                                                  • DragonSpike
                                                    DragonSpike  5 days back

                                                    im doing it for my two scoops of cookies n creme icecream on a waffle cone

                                                    • DravenCrow
                                                      DravenCrow  5 days back

                                                      I seriously might be the only one that has the captioning on because ITS A FAT MOOD!

                                                      • Cupid Tears
                                                        Cupid Tears  5 days back

                                                        The thumbnail is goals

                                                        • The Bohemian Killer Queen

                                                          1:13 me

                                                          • Julian Vinuelas
                                                            Julian Vinuelas  5 days back

                                                            4 more years for my cookie dough ice cream on a waffle cone

                                                            • mehmet b.
                                                              mehmet b.  6 days back

                                                              do you know how to speak turkish

                                                              • Purple Queen
                                                                Purple Queen  6 days back

                                                                She reminds me of Miranda Sings. I imagine Miranda saying "HELLO MY DUDES!"

                                                                • ßumbleßee ッ
                                                                  ßumbleßee ッ  6 days back

                                                                  wow, my birthday is June 10th.

                                                                  • Lonecorpse0414
                                                                    Lonecorpse0414  6 days back


                                                                    • LUIZA AVAKIN
                                                                      LUIZA AVAKIN  7 days back

                                                                      te,amo beijos💕

                                                                      • J Kopping
                                                                        J Kopping  7 days back

                                                                        U r vegan?

                                                                        • Jana Suthers
                                                                          Jana Suthers  7 days back

                                                                          You are amazing!!!!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

                                                                          • COOL GIRL HEART GIRL
                                                                            COOL GIRL HEART GIRL  7 days back

                                                                            Where are u from btw love ur vids❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

                                                                            • riv riv
                                                                              riv riv  7 days back

                                                                              Ahzghshsjshs komik 🇹🇷

                                                                              • Lillian Aguirre
                                                                                Lillian Aguirre  7 days back

                                                                                the captions are awesome

                                                                                • '-' Roni's Gacha '-'
                                                                                  '-' Roni's Gacha '-'  7 days back

                                                                                  Joana: "tries to swallow a mushroom...whole

                                                                                  Me: "cHiLd, ArE yOu OkAy?"

                                                                                  Edit: I cried on the laat day of school. HUGGING EVERYONE

                                                                                  • Spill the tea sistae
                                                                                    Spill the tea sistae  1 weeks back

                                                                                    i did a peppa edit is really funny check it out

                                                                                    • Blueberry Muffins
                                                                                      Blueberry Muffins  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Joanna: this is the last do of school!

                                                                                      Me:* 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 *

                                                                                      ( ^ ^ )
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                                                                                      • Magic._. Sunshine
                                                                                        Magic._. Sunshine  1 weeks back

                                                                                        👁 👁

                                                                                        • Amelia Bedford
                                                                                          Amelia Bedford  1 weeks back

                                                                                          what recording equipment does she use?

                                                                                          • hailey kim
                                                                                            hailey kim  1 weeks back

                                                                                            Joana can you do a video of turning into a vsco girl?

                                                                                            • Gillian Bremicker
                                                                                              Gillian Bremicker  1 weeks back

                                                                                              Let me tell you all something:
                                                                                              WHOEVER MADE THE SUBTITLES IS A GOD BECAUSE THEY ARE HALARIOUS (read them)

                                                                                              • Bunny Cupcake
                                                                                                Bunny Cupcake  1 weeks back

                                                                                                I’m curious did any of your classmates watch your videos 🤔🤔 I don’t know if she mentioned anything about that or if I forgot

                                                                                                • Nicola Stefanska
                                                                                                  Nicola Stefanska  1 weeks back

                                                                                                  Congratulations 🥳