The final week of high school

  • Published: 17 June 2019

    Hi, and welcome to episode 2 of John Cena ranting about Dance Moms. Todays topic: season 8. What do I think about it? All I have to say is that I miss the old team. I want Brooke, Paige, Chloe, Nia, Maddie and Mackenzie to hop in a time machine to relive the glory days and broadcast their sufferings to the world so that we can see it too. I mean lets be honest here, the new team is TOO talented; they’re all micro-professionals and it’s not that entertaining anymore. I like Brady though. He’s a cool dude. Him and his mother can stay. Savannah too. Did you see her in that Metamorphosis solo? When she did that attitude pirouette straight into the back undercut, I swear my brain was transported to another dimension. I sat there for a good ten minutes just rewatching it and asking myself: what physics did she invent to be able to pull that off? I also may or may not have attempted to do it only to get a big ugly bruise on my knee, but you’ll never know if that actually happened. Ok, I’m being too positive here. I didn’t like season 8 that much. Why? Gianina:

    She needs to leave.

    There’s the door. Walk out with your annoying mom and MAKE SURE the door hits you on the butt. She talks too much! WAY TOO MUCH!!! When I was her age, I didn’t know what talking was. I just sat there with my “too-big” glasses and did my homework. I was a silent sufferer. But Gianina - no, she is the loudest sufferer out there. And don’t even get me started on Stacey. What the heck happened to that woman. It’s almost like she quit her job as a psychologist to become a patient: THE WOMAN NEEDS THERAPY. Ok, that was a bit callous and uncalled for, wasn’t it? I hope they accept my insincerest of apologies.

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  • Lcanna Chamorro
    Lcanna Chamorro  4 hours back

    literally when she said "I hope the weather is nice where you are" i looked out my window and realized we are having no school because of snow then i chuckled to my self.

    • gerard way
      gerard way  22 hours back

      wow you have nice banquets. we just have them in the lower half of the cafeteria. or maybe just cause we are in band and don’t get fancy stuff idk?

      • cheeto
        cheeto  2 days back

        joana's raccoon friend jane: *throws self on floor*

        • LilAsian
          LilAsian  5 days back

          Day 1 commenting until she notices me.

          • Sketchie el Primero
            Sketchie el Primero  5 days back

            Me: Watches Video

            Also me: *Now scared of high school*

            • melanie cc
              melanie cc  5 days back

              Doctor:I found 600 avocados in her body

              joana:continues eating avocados 🥑🥑

              • Heidi Harman
                Heidi Harman  5 days back

                *headphone users be aware*

                • Diamond_Girl0912 12
                  Diamond_Girl0912 12  5 days back

                  I Love EGGPLANTS

                  • Fatima Mukhtar
                    Fatima Mukhtar  6 days back

                    I didn’t start my homework and it’s like almost 1:00 am

                    • Polymorph-8
                      Polymorph-8  6 days back

                      8:07 yes.

                      • park chaeyoung ARMY
                        park chaeyoung ARMY  6 days back

                        • soft strawberry mochi
                          soft strawberry mochi  1 weeks back

                          Her: Monday June 10

                          My dumbass: MY BIRTHDAY

                          • Shrek
                            Shrek  1 weeks back

                            John cena is just too relateable

                            • 『Moonlight Demon』
                              『Moonlight Demon』  2 weeks back

                              My name is jade. - v -

                              • Georgia Hicks
                                Georgia Hicks  2 weeks back

                                Your eating avocado toast wrong! I’m skreeching

                                • •Bella_Gacha•
                                  •Bella_Gacha•  2 weeks back

                                  Creiamo i nostri ricordi..non aspettate a fare quello che potreste fare oggi...dichiaratevi..deteglielo❤️

                                  • Melissa Appleyard
                                    Melissa Appleyard  2 weeks back

                                    People that should be drafted in WWIII:
                                    Jane’s literal ARMY of raccoons they be vibin doe 😳

                                    • Ava Leadbetter
                                      Ava Leadbetter  2 weeks back

                                      Aritzia please sponsor her

                                      • Daniel Mihaylovich
                                        Daniel Mihaylovich  2 weeks back

                                        Jade flopping around on the floor trying to put her shoes on is honestly just me

                                        • Donald Trump's ugly wig that was left on mars

                                          "wake up sheeple" you make me laugh so hard

                                          • Petuny Lu
                                            Petuny Lu  2 weeks back

                                            0:36 DiD y0u JusT 0PeNed An uMbRelLa iNsiDE??? :00

                                            • Arace Highmore
                                              Arace Highmore  2 weeks back

                                              Donde estabas hace 5 años atras

                                              • Charlie Willems
                                                Charlie Willems  2 weeks back

                                                Joana you make my heart smile

                                                • Mango
                                                  Mango  2 weeks back

                                                  It ain't avocado toast if you don't toast it john

                                                  • RTA Films
                                                    RTA Films  3 weeks back

                                                    Wow it’s cool how much entertaining your videos can be with minimal equipment and very little editing

                                                    • pinky gang
                                                      pinky gang  3 weeks back

                                                      that Wednesday was my birthday

                                                      h e c k y e a h

                                                      • mari
                                                        mari  3 weeks back

                                                        Bless jade that amazing soul

                                                        • Kate’s World
                                                          Kate’s World  3 weeks back

                                                          i wheezed at the description

                                                          • Anshika Sahu
                                                            Anshika Sahu  3 weeks back

                                                            U are so funny love you joanna☺☺☺😀

                                                            • tea sis
                                                              tea sis  3 weeks back

                                                              SHE USED A HOLO TACO

                                                              • Maia Sheard
                                                                Maia Sheard  4 weeks back

                                                                Joana is managing to single handily cure my depression. Do I want to live to finish Highschool? I don’t know. But do I want that ice cream? Yes, yes I do want that ice cream so I shall continue to be a friendless Highschool weirdo for the remainder of my Highschool days. One last thing. Where does one manage to find a mother goose? Is it like a 2 for 1 deal at the nearest Walmart or how does this work?

                                                                • Averslxo
                                                                  Averslxo  4 weeks back

                                                                  *why is there nutcracker music playing in the background?*

                                                                  • Macie Anne
                                                                    Macie Anne  4 weeks back

                                                                    barbarella who? 😂

                                                                    • Mariya
                                                                      Mariya  4 weeks back

                                                                      Because you told that inch worm you wouldn't be firends with him he showed up half a year later in your broccoli

                                                                    • Adriela Fage
                                                                      Adriela Fage  4 weeks back

                                                                      Okay but why is Joannas vocabulary so good

                                                                      • Alev Akar
                                                                        Alev Akar  4 weeks back

                                                                        No one:
                                                                        Joana: This is what my feet are wearing

                                                                        • 『 Citrus Rat 』
                                                                          『 Citrus Rat 』  4 weeks back

                                                                          wait i’m so confused- she’s been in school 12 years but i’ve been in 10 years and still have 4 yeas to go not including college-

                                                                          • friend of humanity_
                                                                            friend of humanity_  4 weeks back

                                                                            Я ПРОСТО ГОВОРЮ СПАСИБО ЗА РУССКИЕ КОММЕНТЫ. UR THE BEST, THANKS 💓

                                                                            • Kawaii Unicorn
                                                                              Kawaii Unicorn  4 weeks back

                                                                              Put some salt on the egg plant

                                                                              • SkitVids
                                                                                SkitVids  4 weeks back

                                                                                *but what happened to the inch worm lmao*

                                                                                • sara :p
                                                                                  sara :p  4 weeks back

                                                                                  *CRISTINE GET OVER HERE*

                                                                                  • Cristina Porceddu
                                                                                    Cristina Porceddu  4 weeks back


                                                                                    • Scum Rag
                                                                                      Scum Rag  1 months back

                                                                                      i ate a bag of sweet bbq chips while watching this and i feel great

                                                                                      • Colm Kelliher
                                                                                        Colm Kelliher  1 months back


                                                                                        Jeferee Star in the making

                                                                                        • vidhi periwal
                                                                                          vidhi periwal  1 months back

                                                                                          The fact that we study this stuff in class 10 is frustrating

                                                                                          • MinecraftGamer09
                                                                                            MinecraftGamer09  1 months back

                                                                                            6:57 it was raining while i was watching this

                                                                                            • TheBookGoddess
                                                                                              TheBookGoddess  1 months back

                                                                                              u literally glammed up more for ur senior sports dinner than ur prom.... *iconic*

                                                                                              • Basically
                                                                                                Basically  1 months back

                                                                                                Is it just me or does she sound like fiona from adventure time 🤧