Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-4-19

  • Published: 04 April 2019
  • Bill rambles about a charity gig, product jingles, and green smoothies.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 338

  • lobmin
    lobmin  4 weeks back

    Ugh I really hate jazz

    • Mary Jane
      Mary Jane  1 months back

      lmao. just starts yelling like a mad man b cuz he thinks he heard his child's toy

      • James Morgan
        James Morgan  2 months back

        The KFC assassin

        • Jacob Harrington
          Jacob Harrington  2 months back

          Getting some chowdah billy boy

          • developed clit
            developed clit  4 months back

            Honey I'm getting cloooose *hink hink* UARRRRGH! xD

            • Skrax
              Skrax  4 months back

              The part about the noice he make when he’s having sex is the best thing ever! I’m getting close! 4:18

              • Fuzzy
                Fuzzy  5 months back

                I have no fucking idea how im supposed to be making this smoothie

                • Goat
                  Goat  5 months back


                  • R S
                    R S  5 months back

                    LMAO Bill getting away from the mic is legit! He is a master of "Third person talking in the background"

                    • TruthLoverofgod
                      TruthLoverofgod  5 months back

                      Your good because you didnt drink it man .

                      • C Michael
                        C Michael  5 months back

                        Why are you going to Indianapolis BILL?!

                        • Streetwise Music School Ballantyne nc

                          I worked/work on an oil rig...motherhood is a cakewalk compared to that sh**....swung a sledgehammer 18 hours a day until you fall over then hand it to the guy behind behing you until he falls over in 106 degree heat with full PPE...motherhood is a joke

                          • Miosei
                            Miosei  5 months back

                            Bill just get spotify and have every music

                            • luke brown
                              luke brown  5 months back

                              After seeing those painful shitty meundie ads on instagram, I’m ashamed to hear bill read the ad

                              • Dan Sharov
                                Dan Sharov  5 months back

                                "There's very few good people out there..."

                                That shit is cold and real as fuck, I'm just starting to learn that for myself now, that's why I listen to Bill Burr to learn how to get by if you're kind of interested in doing the right thing. Haha. 😿

                                • Psycho One
                                  Psycho One  5 months back

                                  Words that rhyme with daughter- blotter, cottar, cotter, hotter, jotter, otter, ottar, Potter, squatter, slaughter, water, trotter and spotter just to name a few hahaha come on billy my vice xP

                                  • Scotty Of The Walker's
                                    Scotty Of The Walker's  5 months back

                                    Cal got proper fucked...the refs need a slap for that one. Marquez is a beast, he leans like Stoner, has the drive of Lorenzo & the technique of Rossi. It is what it is.

                                    • Chris Phillips
                                      Chris Phillips  5 months back

                                      That "Billy no time" shit is gold!

                                      • Darrick Lucas
                                        Darrick Lucas  5 months back

                                        You said you grab your pitbull and go for a walk was that just a bit

                                        • ivan schafeldt
                                          ivan schafeldt  5 months back

                                          4-4-19 thank fuck for that, an american date that i can actually read with accuracy

                                          • sactown916
                                            sactown916  5 months back

                                            Lol that stupid woman emailing him about the stay at home mom joke is so ignorant it’s making me mad

                                            • Tomdawg89
                                              Tomdawg89  5 months back

                                              43:50 Ole Billy with the wrong prediction...his Bruins actually won the Cup that year.

                                              • Kcw
                                                Kcw  5 months back

                                                Horsepower matters less then you think, what you are seeing is the skill of marcquez

                                                • Justin Moreno
                                                  Justin Moreno  5 months back

                                                  Bill as a huge F1 fan I’d love to see you do some stuff with the broadcast of the American Grand Prix later this year if you can! Hearing you talk about it was hilarious

                                                  • fellan
                                                    fellan  5 months back

                                                    Ha ja snAg sen du tar en.sniff o snimar haha

                                                    • Jalen Nelson
                                                      Jalen Nelson  5 months back

                                                      Professor Burr my crazy ass ex keeps hitting me up what do I do??

                                                    • Rebel Coolidge
                                                      Rebel Coolidge  5 months back

                                                      I fuckin' love listenin' to Bill, but this Ad-alanche is too much.

                                                      • Devin JP
                                                        Devin JP  5 months back

                                                        "2nd place?!, Yeah you are the First loser" gold :D

                                                        • willastralian
                                                          willastralian  5 months back

                                                          Hearin ol' Billy Bed Bugs read out a green smoothie recipe gave me the final kick to getting that gym membership

                                                          • Les Playball
                                                            Les Playball  5 months back


                                                            • Hamish Jennings
                                                              Hamish Jennings  5 months back

                                                              bill check this link feminist think if they work only 2/3's the work want equal pay in Australia f'ing clamb's ...

                                                              • jay G
                                                                jay G  5 months back

                                                                Bill just listened to BTO let it roll , ever try that on drums? n my girl still laugh our asses off wathching your dvds... Keep it up

                                                                • Pat Brodie
                                                                  Pat Brodie  5 months back

                                                                  😂 54:14 Well, I didn't fuckin' ask you to email me...LOL

                                                                  • Pat Brodie
                                                                    Pat Brodie  5 months back

                                                                    Hey Bill 💖

                                                                    • Owen Cox
                                                                      Owen Cox  5 months back

                                                                      Nice music

                                                                      • Jay McD
                                                                        Jay McD  5 months back

                                                                        Your playing Israel this year, go fuck yourself, and I mean that sincerely, you hypocrite bastard!

                                                                        • thejazzydemon
                                                                          thejazzydemon  5 months back

                                                                          Does bill ever read these?

                                                                          • Boseefus Macmurphy
                                                                            Boseefus Macmurphy  5 months back

                                                                            I usually don't get into the whole 'they watch over us from beyond' conversation. But I think Charlie wanted you to forget your drawers and have that conversation. Thanks ya nasty pig

                                                                            • WolfgangFelix
                                                                              WolfgangFelix  5 months back

                                                                              "fuck you, and your shitty beard and your evil fucking colar shirt, asshole." ~ jesus

                                                                              • WolfgangFelix
                                                                                WolfgangFelix  5 months back

                                                                                god damn these muther fuckers that think they are funny.

                                                                                • WolfgangFelix
                                                                                  WolfgangFelix  5 months back

                                                                                  none of your shit is funny asshole

                                                                                  • WolfgangFelix
                                                                                    WolfgangFelix  5 months back

                                                                                    another thursday afternoon with a psychopath.

                                                                                    • Corey Lahey
                                                                                      Corey Lahey  5 months back

                                                                                      Holy shit YouTube has so many ads just watch it on bills site or SoundCloud that shit is ridiculous

                                                                                      • Logan
                                                                                        Logan  5 months back

                                                                                        "be a champion... be.....a grandfather with kids" LOL Ol' Wheelchair Billy

                                                                                        • Carlos xv
                                                                                          Carlos xv  5 months back

                                                                                          Renault's ???

                                                                                          • The Lord of Hogwarts
                                                                                            The Lord of Hogwarts  5 months back

                                                                                            I want to hear this woman try to argue with you lol

                                                                                            • Brent Ulstad
                                                                                              Brent Ulstad  5 months back

                                                                                              Acetate motherfuckers

                                                                                              • Michael Bradley
                                                                                                Michael Bradley  5 months back

                                                                                                Have fun