Joe Weller - Don't Mess With Me (Official Music Video)

  • Published: 15 December 2018

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    Music Video
    Filmed by Mark Upson - @markupson | @F2Revolution
    Edited by Joe Weller

    Joe Weller
    Theo Baker as Malfoy -
    Luke Martin as Rey Mysterio -
    Kris Flynn-Hutt as Skull Face -
    Stephen Tries as Goat Man -

    Instrumental produced by Gold K. Music -

    Song mixed & mastered by Ben Stancombe -

    #music #comedy


    Last week
    I was walking down the street
    I was heading to the park
    I was passing by a tree

    When some dodgy bloke
    Hits me with a tennis racket
    Puts me to the ground
    And I dunno why this has happened

    To the skull
    Again and again
    Feel it breaking me down
    And I want it to end

    Can’t get away
    But I’m not afraid
    Cuz I’ve got a secret weapon
    And he is my best mate

    So ya tryna send me down?
    You wanna mess about?
    Malfoy! Malfoy!
    Will put you in the ground
    We’re never gonna stop
    We’re crazy young boys
    And we’re going to the top

    Before I know it
    I see they’re taking malfoy
    Plotting dark things
    They wanna deploy

    Can’t take it nahh
    I don’t wanna face it nah
    Can’t fake it nah
    Got me running chasing nah

    No use
    Cuz they’re driving fast
    Think they got me dropping out
    But I’m on the graft
    I’m not gonna turn around
    This ain’t gonna last
    I’m coming for you malfoy
    I’m gonna get past!


    Outta nowhere
    I see another dork
    Coming to me
    And he’s got a knife and fork

    You can pull up fast
    Hit me to the skull
    Try put me down
    But that’s getting dull
    You ain’t ever gonna stop us
    Ya need a bloody UFO
    Who’s the best team?
    Joe and Draco

    After putting in the work
    I come across a clue
    Malfoy’s scarf!
    What am I gonna do?

    I see them
    The group of dodgy young boys
    And there he is
    It’s little boy malfoy

    After chatting to the goons
    We settle on a match
    A little 2 v 2
    To get my friend back

    We got this
    We got the chemistry
    And straight away
    He’s got the skillzys

    He scores a cracker
    To put us 1-0 up
    But Rey Mysterio
    Brings it back to level up

    Next goal wins
    We gotta make this count
    Play tricky now
    But they come and take me out

    Straight up cheating
    And we’re just about to lose
    When little Malfoy
    Pulls out a sick move

    I come in
    To finish up the job
    I score the winner
    And we’re crowned the champions

    There you have it
    We’ve done it once again
    You’ll always be a winner
    When ya got a true friend

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Comments • 14 857

  • Toby Mansfield
    Toby Mansfield  7 hours back

    1:25 John census btw

    • Sposhy Klingz
      Sposhy Klingz  1 days back


      • Niamh Mcgovern
        Niamh Mcgovern  2 days back

        Some banger joe😄🙂

        • Hassan Mahmood
          Hassan Mahmood  2 days back

          The only white ppl who can wrap are zeph n aitch

          • Morgan._. Attrill
            Morgan._. Attrill  3 days back

            Omd Stephen at the end 😂

            • CheeZy Alberto
              CheeZy Alberto  4 days back

              😂is simply all I need to say

              • Caleb Paige
                Caleb Paige  4 days back


                • BarnetBoy
                  BarnetBoy  4 days back

                  love everyone getting mad in the comments about a fight that happened ages ago

                  • Charming Tatum
                    Charming Tatum  4 days back

                    Good luck with getting to the top. Just saying, it's never gonna happen. Hate to break it to you Joe but you only got famous off KSI when you fought him.

                    • Antony M Exploring
                      Antony M Exploring  1 weeks back

                      Those background effects are hilarious

                      • Chesea4life16
                        Chesea4life16  1 weeks back

                        *put captions on*

                        • Charming Tatum
                          Charming Tatum  1 weeks back


                          • WTC ER EN
                            WTC ER EN  1 weeks back

                            wait wasn't weird mask boi in but he scores ???

                            • WTC ER EN
                              WTC ER EN  1 weeks back

                              random bloke hits me with a tenis racket random as hell

                              • Jacob Gamboa
                                Jacob Gamboa  1 weeks back

                                I am addicted to this song

                                • LIL SMALLIE
                                  LIL SMALLIE  1 weeks back

                                  Anyone here after KSI VS LOGAN 2

                                  • Jo Hickman
                                    Jo Hickman  2 weeks back

                                    SHUT up little boy before Kai comes back and beat your ass again😅😂🤣

                                    • kvyenne
                                      kvyenne  1 weeks back

                                      please man stfu, KSI and Joe Weller are friends now. there is no need for these retarded comments.

                                  • Alex Enright
                                    Alex Enright  2 weeks back

                                    Absolute vintage seller at his best

                                    • ritchski1
                                      ritchski1  2 weeks back

                                      Nice effort, but don’t ever, ever do this again

                                      • G
                                        G  2 weeks back

                                        Producer did been done dirty by this guy. Yikes.

                                        • Thomas Maughan
                                          Thomas Maughan  2 weeks back

                                          Joe weller plzz shut up ksi messed whit u

                                          • Do I Know you
                                            Do I Know you  2 weeks back

                                            Who is not going to mess with this weak shit.

                                            • Sienna Rexha
                                              Sienna Rexha  2 weeks back


                                              • Mini Man
                                                Mini Man  2 weeks back

                                                You don’t win a wwe title in soccer, that’s racist

                                                • jonah 64
                                                  jonah 64  2 weeks back

                                                  Mini Man that’s so funny

                                              • Mini Man
                                                Mini Man  2 weeks back

                                                Since when did Rey mysterio kidnap people?

                                                • Ethan 8eightz
                                                  Ethan 8eightz  2 weeks back

                                                  When u have a dream and make it real life 😂😂

                                                  • Melissa ice
                                                    Melissa ice  2 weeks back


                                                    • Alex G
                                                      Alex G  3 weeks back

                                                      Off brand froggy fresh

                                                      • Clapped Keiran
                                                        Clapped Keiran  3 weeks back

                                                        10 months old and still a absolute banger 🔥

                                                        • MAGICALVRGAS *
                                                          MAGICALVRGAS *  4 weeks back

                                                          Theo is chips mate now lol

                                                          • Jake Christopher Mendoza


                                                            • Rafsan Ahmed
                                                              Rafsan Ahmed  4 weeks back


                                                              • Barça Fans
                                                                Barça Fans  1 months back

                                                                I am sorry Joe but this is trash 😂

                                                                • SMASH MONSTER
                                                                  SMASH MONSTER  1 months back

                                                                  You suck more than anyone has ever sucked.

                                                                  • pepsi BOI!
                                                                    pepsi BOI!  1 months back

                                                                    0:21 0:53 1:26 1:36 1:47 1:58 2:09 DAT BEAT!

                                                                    • Alex & Fred
                                                                      Alex & Fred  1 months back

                                                                      Classic Joe Weller

                                                                      • Curmeh
                                                                        Curmeh  1 months back

                                                                        This is legit trash no offense

                                                                        • Incognito
                                                                          Incognito  1 months back

                                                                          What the hell is this?! 😂

                                                                          • Ali Hakimi
                                                                            Ali Hakimi  1 months back

                                                                            WWE Batista bomb pedigree sweet chin music

                                                                            • Kayden Owen
                                                                              Kayden Owen  1 months back

                                                                              This is fire 🔥

                                                                              • Hussain Kanchwala
                                                                                Hussain Kanchwala  1 months back

                                                                                Your a bitch look at your face jakesss bitch

                                                                                • Roxanne Peypascissurs
                                                                                  Roxanne Peypascissurs  2 months back

                                                                                  This is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen

                                                                                  • Lori Szigeti
                                                                                    Lori Szigeti  2 months back

                                                                                    If kendrick lamar was British

                                                                                    • totuuden torvi
                                                                                      totuuden torvi  2 months back

                                                                                      Joe Weller when you fight sparr against me, just like you promise

                                                                                      • William
                                                                                        William  2 months back

                                                                                        Rey mesteryo mask lol

                                                                                        • BeautyBuzzyBee
                                                                                          BeautyBuzzyBee  2 months back

                                                                                          Been singing this on repeat lol, such a sick tune!

                                                                                          • J&M Production
                                                                                            J&M Production  2 months back

                                                                                            The beat just reminds me of fucking kitty and I Stan it

                                                                                            • mlgboss444
                                                                                              mlgboss444  2 months back

                                                                                              Joe mama