Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep

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  • Published: 17 July 2019
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    The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes.

    I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances:

    - No.
    - Never.
    - Stop it.
    - It smells bad.

    I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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    With love,

    Jamila Cabello
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Comments • 9 072

  • Tsumugi_aro
    Tsumugi_aro  2 months back

    She’s not actually in the US for vidcon, she’s in the US for the Area 51 raid

    • stillcryinq
      stillcryinq  2 weeks back

      @Jade M. It's the 21st ;-;

    • Anzu
      Anzu  3 weeks back

      Tsumugi_aro oh no

    • Jade M.
      Jade M.  4 weeks back

      @Xochitl Valdez
      Lmao I was joking back, my dude.

    • Xochitl Valdez
      Xochitl Valdez  4 weeks back

      @Di Barr its a joke. CHILL.

  • Mavrick Obrien
    Mavrick Obrien  22 hours back

    You should address all your that's a conversation for another time things, in a video

    • kaemon treadwell
      kaemon treadwell  2 days back

      I took 10 minutes trying to pause the video at the right time on my phone to be flashed text by John cena that says suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

      • Lorenzo Castilloveitia

        I feel that the phrase: “It’s from Aritzia!” should be copyrighted and trademarked.

        • The Bohemian Killer Queen

          Let’s exchange Freddie Mercury for Lil Pump!!!!!

          • Joss’ Sketches
            Joss’ Sketches  3 days back

            Anaheim is a city inside LA so you weren’t wrong 😅😂 also I live in la and I wanted to see you

            • Brigid Richardson
              Brigid Richardson  4 days back

              Your TED talk was legitness

              • Aima Account
                Aima Account  4 days back

                that isa tv like burh

                • Arhops
                  Arhops  4 days back

                  whats the song at the start

                  • De La
                    De La  4 days back

                    i just got the mini microphone for $4 and i am QUAKING

                    • LORENNA GERMAIN
                      LORENNA GERMAIN  4 days back

                      No one:
                      Not a soul:
                      absolutely nobody:
                      joana: ItS fRoM aRiTzIa!!

                      • Jacy Fang
                        Jacy Fang  5 days back

                        "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling" at the end

                        • Krzysztof Sękowski
                          Krzysztof Sękowski  5 days back

                          Gib me dis marimba music

                          • TFlubonis
                            TFlubonis  5 days back

                            12:09 lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

                            • Aiiko Gacha
                              Aiiko Gacha  6 days back

                              3 hr, 45 mins all the way to Bulgaria... ;-; i’m still in bulgaria😂 I go home 2morrow

                              • Cloudy
                                Cloudy  6 days back

                                11:50 kicks the camera and wonders why it is falling over

                                • Matilda Chick
                                  Matilda Chick  7 days back

                                  12:41

                                  • Charli Brown
                                    Charli Brown  1 weeks back

                                    Did it say her name was “joanacompas”

                                    • Lorenzo Castilloveitia
                                      Lorenzo Castilloveitia  1 weeks back

                                      No one:
                                      Absolutely no one:
                                      Nor even Area 51 aliens:
                                      Joan Crawford: *orders a salad in a steakhouse*

                                      • Axel Nack
                                        Axel Nack  1 weeks back

                                        7:25 that's what my dad said when i was born.

                                        • OCTRETTA
                                          OCTRETTA  1 weeks back

                                          IMO, the best timestamps in the video are:
                                          12:11 for the best "It'S fROm AriTZIa" in the whole video
                                          1:42 " We walked in ready to RuMBlE!!!" lolol

                                          • Isabella Eagan
                                            Isabella Eagan  2 weeks back

                                            lol me seeing if u can see Disneyland from the plane

                                            • Ellie Watson
                                              Ellie Watson  2 weeks back

                                              the broccoli has the same texture and consistency as A LOAF OF PAPER

                                              • Bobbi Smyth
                                                Bobbi Smyth  2 weeks back

                                                1:08 I heard her say it all and I thought she saw me or something bc I wasn’t watching I was listening while walking and got scared lol

                                                • Anna Ples
                                                  Anna Ples  2 weeks back

                                                  I WAS JUST ASSAULTED

                                                  • honey jams
                                                    honey jams  2 weeks back

                                                    I got a narrative due first thing at the beginning of my class but Joana is a valid excuse

                                                    • Noreen Morsy
                                                      Noreen Morsy  2 weeks back

                                                      First

                                                      • bee hooson
                                                        bee hooson  2 weeks back

                                                        Omg joana ceddias name goes with jc caylen

                                                        • Nesma Abdo
                                                          Nesma Abdo  2 weeks back

                                                          Joanna is the only person who would go to a steak hose to order a ceaser salad
                                                          Like
                                                          What?

                                                          • Kate Beaulieu
                                                            Kate Beaulieu  2 weeks back

                                                            Can Artizia plz sponsor her already

                                                            • ɐʞıɥs ʎɔıds
                                                              ɐʞıɥs ʎɔıds  2 weeks back

                                                              suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

                                                              • onyxgamer -
                                                                onyxgamer -  2 weeks back

                                                                Why is she so pretty

                                                                • dolceama sweet
                                                                  dolceama sweet  2 weeks back

                                                                  Joana:Also, a quick thank you to Alejandro
                                                                  *Lady Gaga fangirls screaming in the back*

                                                                  • SAS DL
                                                                    SAS DL  3 weeks back

                                                                    F

                                                                    • Sara Bonilla
                                                                      Sara Bonilla  3 weeks back

                                                                      sweety sweety thats a tv

                                                                      • Jill Iannetta
                                                                        Jill Iannetta  3 weeks back

                                                                        If you’re wondering what it says in the end for a split second,
                                                                        It says
                                                                        Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

                                                                        • just me amaya
                                                                          just me amaya  3 weeks back

                                                                          12:41

                                                                          • mariana otero
                                                                            mariana otero  3 weeks back

                                                                            12:41 youre welcome

                                                                            • Poterhead 9 3/4
                                                                              Poterhead 9 3/4  3 weeks back

                                                                              Joana:Shows BoRhap on the screen
                                                                              Queen Fans:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

                                                                              • sultana hossain
                                                                                sultana hossain  3 weeks back

                                                                                we walked and got ready to ROMBOOOL

                                                                                • Caileigh Lott
                                                                                  Caileigh Lott  3 weeks back

                                                                                  I prefer the right toe vertically on the dry ground called earth thank you and namaste😌🙏

                                                                                  • Valentina K
                                                                                    Valentina K  3 weeks back

                                                                                    Are you gonna let the wild bamboozle you?????!?

                                                                                    • Romina Cooke
                                                                                      Romina Cooke  3 weeks back

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                                                                                      • Ann-L1
                                                                                        Ann-L1  3 weeks back

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                                                                                        • Kitajima Chisato
                                                                                          Kitajima Chisato  3 weeks back

                                                                                          It took me like 3 minutes to read the final message

                                                                                          • whip and nae nae
                                                                                            whip and nae nae  3 weeks back

                                                                                            Fs in the chat

                                                                                            • Summer Martin
                                                                                              Summer Martin  3 weeks back

                                                                                              Here's your avocado tortilla actully its MINE no shut up

                                                                                              • So that's great
                                                                                                So that's great  3 weeks back

                                                                                                *suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*