Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show


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  • N. A. Hartnell
    N. A. Hartnell  2 weeks back

    "Look at my African American!"

    • Siryvonne Bell
      Siryvonne Bell  2 weeks back

      This is monumental!!!!

      • Míša Vondrous
        Míša Vondrous  3 weeks back

        But. Hold up. We all know that the royals/ illuminati owns America. Sooo...

        • Míša Vondrous
          Míša Vondrous  3 weeks back

          "Er-hem. I'm African...but, go on" 😂😂😂😂

          • Queen Faziii Ezron
            Queen Faziii Ezron  3 weeks back

            Fr he thinks he owns America!!! My My and My...this explains a lot...

            • Monica Sainz
              Monica Sainz  3 weeks back

              Everything he touches burns faster than a Trump Steak!

              • marian smith
                marian smith  3 weeks back

                Makes Sense....funny!

                • sunnylilme
                  sunnylilme  3 weeks back

                  My. God. This is SPOT ON. This is ALL you need to know about this admin.

                  • J H Jay
                    J H Jay  3 weeks back

                    My, mine haha America has F**KED IT🤣😂🤣😂

                    • Ken Rice
                      Ken Rice  3 weeks back

                      Democrat asskisser Trump owns you .Listen to the bullshit CNN and MSNBC purveyors of pure hate bullshit liars.Trump is the one laughing his ass off.Trump2020

                      • Ahmed Elhilali
                        Ahmed Elhilali  3 weeks back

                        Yao" my African American" omg

                        • Samuel Rosander
                          Samuel Rosander  3 weeks back

                          It's hard to respect something when you are protected from it by extreme partisanship and widespread stupidity. What is there to respect if you face no consequences for your words or actions? It's like having a parent who constantly says that you're in trouble while buying you ponies and ice cream.

                          • Vanessa Knox
                            Vanessa Knox  3 weeks back

                            Bush sold the country and now you're saying Trump think he bought it back?

                            • Jamil Wallace
                              Jamil Wallace  4 weeks back

                              He always looks high AF 😂😂😂😂

                              • Molly Spurgeon
                                Molly Spurgeon  4 weeks back

                                Chris and Jennifer lol

                                • Bhavani Abe
                                  Bhavani Abe  4 weeks back

                                  Didn't that guy work on Chappelle show? Looks like he stayed with comedy Central....reminds me of chapelles stand up mentioning the upside down.... wierd.

                                  • Bhavani Abe
                                    Bhavani Abe  4 weeks back

                                    He is wearing glasses reminds me of Perry....quick...put the glasses on... invisible. Priceless.

                                • Tango Bango
                                  Tango Bango  4 weeks back

                                  Where’s Roy Wood Jr.?

                                  • Purple Flame Tarot
                                    Purple Flame Tarot  4 weeks back

                                    I said from the time he walked out and molested that flag, he had a look like an evil villain saying: 'Mine! ALL mine!' He thinks he WON it when he won (not) the election, and the peasants came with it. It's almost over though 😉

                                    • Valayar Checkpost
                                      Valayar Checkpost  4 weeks back

                                      Where do you get these lowlifes from?

                                      • rudy barton
                                        rudy barton  4 weeks back

                                        Now the whole world knows how stupids are the americans....period

                                        • Ann Marie
                                          Ann Marie  4 weeks back

                                          Oh no! I had to check the date this dropped. Oct 18, Bill Maher did his eerily similar Prickstarter New Rules bit. Yikes! Guess you beat him Neal. 😂

                                          • Bobby Bobby
                                            Bobby Bobby  4 weeks back

                                            Trevor Noah for president.

                                            • Anita Gee
                                              Anita Gee  4 weeks back

                                              OMG that totally explains it!!!

                                              • Ugyen Thinley
                                                Ugyen Thinley  4 weeks back

                                                Wow Trevor, your guest nailed it! Trump is a real dictator of USA

                                                • Ryvale Remixes & Gaming

                                                  Bill Maher had the same idea. Get millionaires actors, musicians etc. That hate Trump to donate to Trump in order for his resignation. Boom! You both said it perfectly. Trump understands one thing. Money.

                                                  • mz Kaye
                                                    mz Kaye  4 weeks back

                                                    This is hilarious...but its so accurate 🤣

                                                    • Lo Mtlt
                                                      Lo Mtlt  4 weeks back

                                                      He is sooo right about it!

                                                      • Robert Madden
                                                        Robert Madden  4 weeks back

                                                        He thinks he bought America cuz he paid members of the Electoral College

                                                        • Devin Tinney
                                                          Devin Tinney  4 weeks back

                                                          Technically, Trump doesn’t think he bought America. He thinks he won America, and now he is America. I understand the assertion, but it’s an established fact that this douche bag doesn’t pay for anything unless made to. More to the point, since his financial meltdown, he can’t afford the U. S. much less any other major infrastructure project. He just likes to slap his brand on stuff & collect a surcharge. Here’s hoping the country doesn’t go the way of Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, & Trump SoHo. I predict when his tax returns are released they will reveal that he is as over leveraged & compromised financially as he is morally & ethically.

                                                          • Silvia Reyes
                                                            Silvia Reyes  4 weeks back

                                                            😂🤣😂🎤🚨📀 the DJ analogy was hilarious

                                                            • dion dyzi
                                                              dion dyzi  4 weeks back

                                                              He was making sense... like every other Trump property America is loosing its value home n abroad ... omg!!!!!! He literally is doing to this country the only thing he knows how to do... destroy it!

                                                              • Charla  Gotier
                                                                Charla Gotier  4 weeks back

                                                                Thomas Jefferson on a date with a child who was also is wife’s half sister....

                                                                • Y B
                                                                  Y B  4 weeks back

                                                                  Neal Brennan is a funny Erza Klein.

                                                                  • Jason Fisher
                                                                    Jason Fisher  4 weeks back

                                                                    The 416 dislikes are from tRump yes men!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                    • Jakob Peter Raahauge
                                                                      Jakob Peter Raahauge  4 weeks back


                                                                      • Clive Nshiime
                                                                        Clive Nshiime  4 weeks back

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                                                                        • Kwisatz
                                                                          Kwisatz  4 weeks back

                                                                          And Yea, His Holy Lardship Don Trump, has been afflicted with 'Idiotic Narcissism' (I.N.) since childhood. This weirdness shows as excessive self-love and hedonistic activities with little to no empathy for Melania. Such idiots sound adult-like, yet closer inspection reveals: regular childish tantrum demands, FAKING social interest, gibberish yapping & wrecking shit for others to tidy-up. Even republican 'believers' (evangelicals) have I.N. burnout hangovers!

                                                                          • Christy Sweet
                                                                            Christy Sweet  4 weeks back

                                                                            So did he know Mahrer did this, also- #Prick Starter? rgdls., he has Trump pegged.

                                                                            • Vslim Goody
                                                                              Vslim Goody  4 weeks back

                                                                              It’s funny because it’s true😂😩😩😩

                                                                              • Graham Addison
                                                                                Graham Addison  4 weeks back

                                                                                Anti-Trump is out of date. Get with the new protocol homie.

                                                                                • tomfreed
                                                                                  tomfreed  4 weeks back

                                                                                  It is about time someone somewhere wacks this son of a bitch Trump in the head and kicks his fucking fat ass in jail where he belongs. What a disgusting human being with a filthy trash mouth and a stupid, ignorant brain.

                                                                                  I piss and shit on this fucker if i can!!!!!!!!

                                                                                  • Damian Low
                                                                                    Damian Low  4 weeks back

                                                                                    there is truth in jest.

                                                                                    • victorhostos
                                                                                      victorhostos  4 weeks back

                                                                                      AMERICA'S BIGGEST DRAMA QUEEN!!! CHIEF PEDOPHILE IN COMMAND TRUMP KING OF THE IDIOTS!!!

                                                                                      • cannibalbananas
                                                                                        cannibalbananas  4 weeks back

                                                                                        The president thinks he can get away with it cuz no one does anything to stop him. There's a lot of lip service, but no actual repercussions.

                                                                                        • Vincent van Dijk
                                                                                          Vincent van Dijk  4 weeks back

                                                                                          Please find a "Neil" comedian that does not need autocue to read from.

                                                                                          • Rowan Winters
                                                                                            Rowan Winters  4 weeks back

                                                                                            Thank you. I was about to say the same thing. He was just reading that thing like a book. It wasn't engaging, he looked like he'd never been in front of a camera in his life.

                                                                                        • Vivek Anand J
                                                                                          Vivek Anand J  4 weeks back

                                                                                          Bill Maher already started the kick starter! 😂

                                                                                          • LadyE100
                                                                                            LadyE100  4 weeks back

                                                                                            It all makes since now.

                                                                                            • sush139
                                                                                              sush139  4 weeks back

                                                                                              Oh right! Trump did try to buy Greenland just a few weeks ago! ....THAT really happened.

                                                                                              • sush139
                                                                                                sush139  4 weeks back

                                                                                                @Rowan Winters Either because human mind has a way of coping with bad memories or because so much worse has happened since then that Trump-trying-to-buy-Greenland just disappeared in the ether.

                                                                                              • Rowan Winters
                                                                                                Rowan Winters  4 weeks back

                                                                                                ...holy hell, why does that seem like it was years ago?